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Song Challenge! Index thru Nov 1, 2004

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Song Challenge! 2.0 INDEX (5)


Trapper 27 Jul 01 - 02:46 PM
Amos 27 Jul 01 - 02:53 PM
SharonA 27 Jul 01 - 03:06 PM
MMario 27 Jul 01 - 03:21 PM
MMario 27 Jul 01 - 03:29 PM
katlaughing 27 Jul 01 - 11:29 PM
Áine 02 Aug 01 - 12:01 PM
Trapper 13 Aug 01 - 04:15 PM
MMario 07 Jul 04 - 10:39 AM
Shula 08 Jul 04 - 02:54 AM
GUEST,MMario 08 Jul 04 - 08:20 AM
Bert 08 Jul 04 - 11:58 AM
Amos 08 Jul 04 - 12:23 PM
GUEST,MMario 08 Jul 04 - 12:26 PM
Amos 08 Jul 04 - 02:02 PM
Bert 08 Jul 04 - 02:05 PM
Shula 09 Jul 04 - 03:45 AM
Amos 09 Jul 04 - 10:23 AM
Charley Noble 09 Jul 04 - 05:58 PM
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Subject: SONG CHALLENGE! Index thru 10/06/04
From: Trapper
Date: 27 Jul 01 - 02:46 PM

SONG CHALLENGE! INDEX thru # 98

Aine keeps a Song Challenges of the Past page and a

Song Challenge Winners Page, but I 'm submitting this index page as an easy way to not only see a brief description of the challenges to date, but also an easy way to link to them and read the entire contents. Go to it you would-be "Winners of the Imperial Order of All-In-One Genius with Platinum Tufts" award winners!

- Al



1 Naked guy on a pipe
2 Caitrin's cookies
3 "Bugged" Honeybees
4 German masked wedding
5 Munchkins/Storks/Glinda
6 Web auction of cattle
7 Shapes from Lucky Charms cereal
8 He who brings a story takes two away
9 Songs about food
10 Ferret keeper in jail
11 Throwing panties from floats
12 The Norwegian moose and his road rage
13 Free outfit for nude shoppers
14 Air Traffic Controller Steals beer
15 Eating Corned Beef during lent
16 Dull men of the world unite
17 Strip tease barber shop (Le Salon Sex Symbol)
18 Beezelbub bytes
19 I want my Twinkie and I want it now!
20 The woods would be silent indeed if only the best birds sang".
21 Excuse Sound Effect phone booth
22 Mike the Headless chicken
23 First crushes and the opposite sex moving from pain in the *rse to "Why has God blessed me with a sex drive and acne at the same time!??"
24 Brawling Easter bunnies
25 Garden Gnome Liberation Front
26 Elderly car-jacker / Elderly "Citizens On Patrol" in squad car
27 Wild Turkey distillery burns
28 Hydrogen beer mishap
29 Stowaway raccoon
30 World (kudu) Dung Spitting Competition
31 Porta-Potty rescue
32 Topless Mermaid
33 Funeral Urn under a bush
34 Prisoner wins M&M Prize
35 Taxidermy Fox inflated
36 Chains of Love show
37 Selma Norwegian sea monster
38 Death of Shorty Sharp - Elephant Groomer
39 Free condoms with Coffee in Rome coffeeshop
40 Sam Feldman - Cookie Crusher
41 Blind lapdancing appreciation
42 Chicken Duck troops battle Locusts in China
Wild Sanglochon (pigs) plague France
Attack monkeys in France
Monkeys attack cars in Virginia
43 Coffin furniture
44 Pet pig on airplane
45 Bullet in car fuse
46 Sri Lanka man jumps naked into lions den
47 Sexist Snowman
48 Drunk conventioneers end up in Moscow
49 Cow falls on Japanese boat
50 Gold toilet in Hong Kong
51 Sheep shoots sleeping shepherd
52 What Aine found digging in her garden
53 Horny Monkeys attacking females in Sri Lanka
54 The Case of the Cheerio Highwayman
55 He's a long, tall surgeon
56 Polly want a divorce?
57 Let's have another cup of cat cra.. uh, coffee
58 Don't ya crawl too slow, move along l'il suckahs
59 Chicken of the living dead?
60 Don't you think they'd get a stiff neck?
61 Aluminum foil foils security
62 Celebrity Pig beats Foot-And-Mouth Rap
63 Pratie Cannons and Cement Mixer Space ships
64 Dentures Down the Drain
65. 'They're Giving It Up At The Hotel California'
66. The Day That Saji's Sari Slipped and Baji's Bobbin Got Buffed
67. Is That A Baby Budgie In Your Pants,
68. The Man Who Wanted To Be King . . .
69. Double Dipper -When This Pig Gets Pumped and The Police Get Pissed . . .
70.Shoot For The Moon - If
71. Thay That Again, You Thwollen Thongue Thevil
72.They Sure Know How To Pitch A Party
73. What A Fella Will Do For A Good Irish Stew!
74. Kiwis Put The Kebash On Santa's Ho
75. Gobbler's Gone For Good:
76. The Elves Are Armed
77. No Room On The Xerox For Virgin Berths
CHALLENGE! SPECIAL - Gift for JoeOffer and bride
78. Rita Got Returned To Wal-Mart
79. Naughty Naturalists Nabbed in Night-Vision Nasty
80. BRIT FLITS NIX KNICKS!
81. Holy Underwear!
82. Pensioners May Be Punters, But They're Not Prudes!
83. crocodile in the pool
84. Pony In Panties Ain't No Poser!
85. 'I See Your Future Growing Bigger'
86. Maybe We Otter've Brought Some Brews, Eh?
87. May Be Small, But He Ain't No Two-Bit Hamster!
88. Double Dipper - When A Bird Brain . . .and . . . Meets A Bird Woman
89. Punter Shop Pilferer Put In Pokey By Poo
90. How Big Is That Emu In My Window?
91. The Day That Daddy Took My N-n-n-n-nimbus Away
92. Suburban Blues
93. spray painted her sheep
94. You Can't Touch That . . . Chicken!?!
95. How To Drop Fifty Pounds At A Time With Sweet, Sweet, Style
96. Naughty Gnomes Barred in Barnesley!
97. Gettin' A Hitch In Your Gettyup!
98. Pignappers Purloin Porkers


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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Index thru 7/27/01
From: Amos
Date: 27 Jul 01 - 02:53 PM

A Great Service to Mankind, sir. You are to be commended!

Many thanks,

A


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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Index thru 7/27/01
From: SharonA
Date: 27 Jul 01 - 03:06 PM

You da MAN! Thankee thankee thankee thankee thankee thankee thankee thankee thankee!

Can this be a PermaThread?

SharonA


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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Index thru 7/27/01
From: MMario
Date: 27 Jul 01 - 03:21 PM

some of the "unofficial" and spontaneous song challenges...

Children in slavery

peacock envy

Peacock Envy II

the body didn't die

cinderella

Pick a year

Naked Truth, fine. Naked Justice? No Way!!

LObster Barbie

Mudcat Passage

Barbie Seagull?

Hot time in the ol' Snake

Ship In Limbo

Roaches 1, Landlords 0


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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Index thru 7/27/01
From: MMario
Date: 27 Jul 01 - 03:29 PM

For those who may not remember - Challenge 42 was a multi-parter; one, some or all at the author's disgression.


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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Index thru 7/27/01
From: katlaughing
Date: 27 Jul 01 - 11:29 PM

That is great, Trapper, thanks!


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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Index thru 7/27/01
From: Áine
Date: 02 Aug 01 - 12:01 PM

Dear Trapper (and all my darlin' Challenge!rs),

I'd begun to put links to the original threads on the Song Challenges of the Past page; however, my back problem kept me from finishing the job. I can't tell you how much I appreciate your listing above, because it made the job so, so much easier for me to finish. Bless your little pea pickin' everythang, darlin'!

So, y'all can now go to the original Challenge! threads on the 'SC of the Past' page by clicking on the date in parentheses beside the 'Part' number on each description. And I'll be keeping the links to future Challenge!s up to date on that page, too.

I hope this helps all you Challenge!rs become 'Whole Bag' winners -- so, what are you waiting for? Get to writin'! ;-)

Keep it going, Challenge!rs!! -- Áine


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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Index thru 7/27/01
From: Trapper
Date: 13 Aug 01 - 04:15 PM

Here's some recent ones... maybe some nice JoeClone can append them onto the BIG list above, then delete THIS entry????

Thanks!

- Al

62 Celebrity Pig beats Foot-And-Mouth Rap
63 Pratie Cannons and Cement Mixer Space ships
64 Dentures Down the Drain


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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Index thru 7/27/01
From: MMario
Date: 07 Jul 04 - 10:39 AM

This is a good one to "trace"


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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Index thru July 7 2004
From: Shula
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 02:54 AM

Dear Folks,

Since I haven't been around for awhile, I hope you'll pardon my ignorance. What, persackly, IS a song challenge?

Shula


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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Index thru July 7 2004
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 08:20 AM

WOW! Shula - it is GOOD to see a post from you! (For those of you who are more recent - Shula was a cornerstone around here when I first discovered the 'cat many many moons ago)

a "Song Challenge!" is a particularly wacky or interesting news item culled from the wilds of the internet (or elsewhere) - and posted as a challenge to lyricists. Sometimes they produce items that are the epitome of mediocre - other times gems - but almost always produce some discussion and generally a few laughs. (Not that there haven't been more serious ones.)

Aine started these years ago - and has been the most successful in selecting topics that seem to inspire people. She maintains a web-site with the results - and awards various virtual treasures to the participants. (Website can be accessed through the quicklinks dropdown menu )


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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Index thru July 7 2004
From: Bert
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 11:58 AM

Er, ya missed one Barky's Song Challenge

I know There was only one song entered (mine of course) but still...


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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Index thru July 7 2004
From: Amos
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 12:23 PM

She was a cornerstone? Rough life, and little gratitude, I imagine. And you don't get to say anything!

Obviously she's been promoted, maybe to window-frame? THey have a better outlook on life.

A


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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Index thru July 7 2004
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 12:26 PM

Amos?





PFFFFLLLLLLLTTTTTTTT!


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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Index thru July 7 2004
From: Amos
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 02:02 PM

:>))) lol, MM!


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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Index thru July 7 2004
From: Bert
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 02:05 PM

Wow! I kinda missed that post from Shula.

Hi Shula me love, how in the hell are ya? We've all missed you so much.

Bert.


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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Index thru July 7 2004
From: Shula
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 03:45 AM

Dear Folks,

I hope I am doing this right. The story is rather bland, but I thought the title might occasion a bit of humour:

Yoga for Younguns


If you've been within a doughnut's throw of your local gym lately you probably have a passing familiarity with yoga.

In addition to poses no single-jointed individual could possibly hope to get themselves into, it also includes exotic vocabulary like Ashtanga, Vinyasa, Kundalini… and Itsy Bitsy.

"Itsy Bitsy Yoga," is where meditating tots trim and tone. With the number of obese adolescents in the U.S. now at 17 percent, some fitness gurus think it's time to get a jump on healthy habits by bringing infants into the fold.

"Today, the obesity rate is so alarming that anything that we can do to get parents and children active together, from the start of life, the better off we are," says Helen Grabedian, founder of "Itsy Bitsy Yoga." Garabedian teaches young yogis ranging from a few weeks to a few years old.

According to a mother, Sarah, when her baby Evan is in a bad mood, he'll do some of the poses, and he just perks right up.



Shula


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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Index thru July 7 2004
From: Amos
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 10:23 AM

Great idea for a song challege in my opinion, SHula!!

The ordinary process that has evolved is to email suggested Challenges to doireanne@yahoo.com or PM them to Áine. When she starts a Song Challenge thread, proposed songs get put there and she posts virtual awards for them. Enjoy!



A


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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Index thru July 7 2004
From: Charley Noble
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 05:58 PM

Another BS thread "Methane Sinks Ships" also resulted in my humble opinion a brilliant song entitled "The Blow at Witch's Hole."

The "Giant Squid" thread also inspired some wonderful ditties.

Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Index thru July 7 2004
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 10:11 AM

pop to the top


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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Index thru July 7 2004
From: MMario
Date: 01 Nov 04 - 11:18 AM

Rodents in my car!

Unmentionable Whittington

The Colour of the Clickie

Alice had to much to eat


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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Index thru Nov 1, 2004
From: Amos
Date: 18 Apr 08 - 10:20 PM

See also for cross reference and some recordings, the Songs from the Mudcat Songbook thread.


A


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