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Subject: Be Careful What You Wish For.... From: Amos Date: 01 Aug 01 - 05:00 PM James Baldwin or Mark Twain or someone advises us, "be careful what you wish for -- as you may get it...". As witness this sorry young wannabe literati: Great Writer ------------- There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages. Regards, A |
Subject: RE: BS: Be Careful What You Wish For.... From: Liz the Squeak Date: 01 Aug 01 - 05:45 PM And I thought it was going to be Jeffrey Archer's defence statement......! (Still get the giggles over his 4 years away... and they reckon he's not trustworthy enough to be sent to an open prison!!! HAAAAAA HAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!) LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Be Careful What You Wish For.... From: Wavestar Date: 01 Aug 01 - 08:02 PM ... it may get shoved up your a**. But what if you wished for a pony? -J |
Subject: RE: BS: Be Careful What You Wish For.... From: Crazy Eddie Date: 02 Aug 01 - 01:41 AM Well, Wavestar, that would depend on which slang dictionary your Genie was familiar with: You might receive twenty five pounds sterling (a pony). However, if you were unlucky, the Genie might be familiar with Cockney rhyming slang, in which case you'd receive a Pony and Trap ie a Crap. NOT, I think, what was desired! |
Subject: RE: BS: Be Careful What You Wish For.... From: Deni Date: 02 Aug 01 - 03:37 AM I wished for someone to love and I ended up with five kids!!! PS: But I wouldn't swap them. |
Subject: RE: BS: Be Careful What You Wish For.... From: Lyndi-loo Date: 02 Aug 01 - 04:29 AM What about the man who wished for a penis that would touch the ground? His legs got cut off! |
Subject: RE: BS: Be Careful What You Wish For.... From: Steve Parkes Date: 02 Aug 01 - 05:39 AM There's a funny passage in one of Arnold Bennett's "Clayhanger" trilogy where the hero's son and his mates, schoolkids, get religion and decide to pray for something. Young master C prays for a two-bladed penknife, unaware that C senior's mates are on the other side of the fence listening to every word. One of them has a two-bladed penknife, and throws it over the fence for a joke, where it lands on young C's head, to much astonishment. After this evidence of the efficacy of prayer, one of the others kids suggest that they pray for a bicycle--and panic ensues! Steve |
Subject: RE: BS: Be Careful What You Wish For.... From: pavane Date: 02 Aug 01 - 05:45 AM There's always the old story about the little piano player, only a foot tall, playing in a bar in Ireland. When asked where he came from, the landlord said that he once did a favour for one of the 'little people', and was granted a wish. But the fairy must have been a bit deaf, and gave him a 12 inch pianist. (The old ones are still the best..) |
Subject: RE: BS: Be Careful What You Wish For.... From: Steve Parkes Date: 02 Aug 01 - 05:47 AM And my Grandad, who was a Methodist and took his religion seriously, always said that God always answers your prayer, but you don't always get the answer you expected. |
Subject: RE: BS: Be Careful What You Wish For.... From: IanC Date: 02 Aug 01 - 06:07 AM Yes, BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR.
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Subject: RE: BS: Be Careful What You Wish For.... From: Gervase Date: 02 Aug 01 - 07:13 AM I was always a great fan of the short stories of Saki, and thorugh his stuff I found W.W.Jacobs' work. His classic The Monkey's Paw is one of the best "Are you sure you want to wish for that?" stories around. |
Subject: RE: BS: Be Careful What You Wish For.... From: John Hardly Date: 02 Aug 01 - 07:24 AM Amos, 'spose he was the guy who ended up writing these ones?!
In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful
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Subject: RE: BS: Be Careful What You Wish For.... From: Kim C Date: 02 Aug 01 - 09:41 AM Steve, your Granddad was right. I wanted to be a rock star, and instead, I'm a folk singer. :-) |
Subject: RE: BS: Be Careful What You Wish For.... From: Steve Parkes Date: 02 Aug 01 - 10:14 AM Funny, Kim: I wanted to be a folk singer when I was a kid, and I am ... must be God's way of punishing me! What's that old saying? "Those whom the gods would destroy they first make mad" ... Steve |
Subject: RE: BS: Be Careful What You Wish For.... From: Uncle_DaveO Date: 02 Aug 01 - 09:01 PM My best highschool buddy was a Preacher's Kid. His mother assured us that God DOES answer prayers. But that "No" is just as authentic an answer as "Yes". DAve Oesterreich |