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Subject: RE: Really Really Important Poem From: BobKnight Date: 15 May 09 - 11:56 AM Here's a wee poem I made up last year. Nostalgia: Nostalgia, oh, it's not what it was, It's lost all it's magic somehow. For the things I remembered were better back then, Than the things I remember now. |
Subject: RE: Really Really Important Poem From: GUEST Date: 15 May 09 - 09:09 PM My favourite Milliganism The boy stood on the burning deck melting in the heat his sad brown eyes were full of tears his shoes were full of feet anon The worms go in and the worms come out they go in thin and they come out stout OOOOOOOooooooow |
Subject: RE: Really Really Important Poem From: Dave Hanson Date: 16 May 09 - 02:45 AM As I woke one morning, When all sweet things are born, A robin perched upon my sill, To signal the coming morn, He was so sweet and gentle, As softly he did sing, Sweet thought of love and happiness, Into my heart did spring, He sang his song so gently, Then as he paused a lull, I swiftly closed the window, And crushed his fucking skull. anon Dave H |
Subject: RE: Really Really Important Poem From: Georgiansilver Date: 16 May 09 - 04:55 AM A young lass I know from Black Rod, Is having a baby from God. But 'twas not the almighty, That crawled up her nightie, 'Twas the vicar, the dirty old sod! |
Subject: RE: Really Really Important Poem From: GUEST,Swithun Goodbody Date: 08 Jul 09 - 07:24 AM There was an unusual trucker, Whose manners were awfully pukkah, If he picked up a lift That he wanted to shift He'd invite her for tea and then fuck her. |
Subject: RE: Really Really Important Poem From: treewind Date: 09 Jul 09 - 07:26 AM A wise old owl sat in an oak The more he heard, the less he spoke The less he spoke, the more he heard Now wasn't that a wise old bird? (learnt from my grandmother) Anahata |
Subject: RE: Really Really Important Poem From: treewind Date: 09 Jul 09 - 07:41 AM ...and now that Jack and Jill verse reminds me: Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water At least that's what they said they did But now they've got a daughter |
Subject: RE: Really Really Important Poem From: Dave Hanson Date: 09 Jul 09 - 08:37 AM Jack and Jill went up the hill, To fetch a pail of water, Jill came down with half a crown, But not for carrying water. Dave H |
Subject: RE: Really Really Important Poem From: frogprince Date: 08 Feb 10 - 12:49 PM Of all the lovely sights on earth there's nothing to compare to a girl who pulls on high-top boots and then her underwear. |
Subject: RE: Really Really Important Poem From: GUEST,Steamin' Willie Date: 08 Feb 10 - 01:20 PM A badge doing the rounds at the Stainsby Festival circa' 1980. WHALE OIL BEEF HOOKED Tony Capstick, bless him, used to say; "I wandered lonely as a cloud That floats on high, along trees and river banks I trod upon a bloke's bare arse And heard a woman's voice say "Thanks." |
Subject: RE: Really Really Important Poem From: Peter the Squeezer Date: 08 Feb 10 - 03:11 PM I eat my peas with honey, I've done it all my life. It makes the peas taste funny But it keeps them on the knife. Manchester Piccadilly, and Alsatians to Crewe For a day at the end of platform two. Butties in duffle bag, tea in a flask. Why do you do it? Why do you ask? From Sir (wot no knighthood yet) Les Barker The boy stood on the burning deck. TWIT! From Mike Spilligna |
Subject: RE: Really Really Important Poem From: Joe_F Date: 08 Feb 10 - 11:41 PM Of all the fishes in the seas, The strangest is the bass. It climbs into the tops of trees And slides down on its hands and knees To frolic in the grass. |
Subject: RE: Really Really Important Poem From: Bryn Pugh Date: 09 Feb 10 - 05:04 AM The boy stood on the burning deck His arse against the mast. He dared not move a fucking inch Till the dreaded bummer passed. This bummer was a crafty sod He threw the lad a fritter. The lad bent down to pick it up - WHAM !! Six inches up his shitter. In the merry month of Liverpool In the City of July, The rain was snowing heavily And the streets were desert dry. The elephant is a bonny bird Which flies across the sky - It makes its nest in rhubarb trees And yodels like a fly. Davy Crockett Built a rocket. The rocket went "bang !", His ball went clang And he found his prick in a pocket. When I was young I had no sense I ripped my bollocks on a barbed-wire fence. Off to the doctor's I did go Balls and all I had to show. He set me on a ten foot stool And cut four inches off my tool. When I came home my sister laughed To see a broom without a shaft. (I'll get me Barbour . . . ) |
Subject: RE: Really Really Important Poem From: Cuilionn Date: 09 Feb 10 - 09:41 AM BERTHA'S WISH I wish my eyes were green instead of brown. I wish my stomach went in instead of out. I wish he would stand on the top of the tallest building and shout, "I love you, Amanda!" One more wish: I wish my name was Amanda. --Judith Viorst [MISERICORDIA!] Misericordia! College of Cardinals, Nervously rising to Whisper its will: "Rather than being so Unecumenical, Can't we just quietly Swallow the Pill?" --James Lipton EGGOMANIA Consider the egg. It's a miracle, A thing so diverse for its size That we hardly can help growing lyrical When given the Pullet Surprise. The scope of this peerless comestible Must drive other foods to despair Since it's not only fully digestible But great for shampooing the hair. It's boilable, poachable, fryable; It scrambles, it makes a sauce thicken. It's also the only reliable Device for producing a chicken. --Felicia Lamport |
Subject: RE: Really Really Important Poem From: Cool Beans Date: 09 Feb 10 - 07:26 PM See the happy moron. He doesn't give a damn. I wish I was a moron. My God, perhaps I am. ---Samuel Hoffenstein, "Poems in Praise of Practically Nothing" |
Subject: RE: Really Really Important Poem From: GUEST,Bill in CT Date: 07 Jul 10 - 10:01 AM America's a wondrous place And full of awesome things -- For here the fish have fingers And the buffaloes have wings. |
Subject: RE: Really Really Important Poem From: LadyJean Date: 08 Jul 10 - 12:42 AM Mary had a little lamb A little pork, a little jam. Some ice cream soda topped with fizz And oh how sick our Mary is. (Grandma taught me that one.) Help murder polce! My wife fell in the grease! I laughed so hard I fell in the lard! Help murder police! |
Subject: RE: Really Really Important Poem From: GUEST,Swithun Goodbody Date: 03 Aug 10 - 03:58 AM As an epicure meticulous I relish roast rhinoceros, But when I'm feeling frivolous I start with pickled octopus. While partaking of my polypus I just eat each metatarsus; The legs I find monotonous And slightly cartilaginous. |
Subject: RE: Really Really Important Poem From: GUEST,Cork Date: 31 Jan 12 - 02:04 PM I remember these from reading selections from the Science Fiction Book Club in the 1950's [but not the authors]: Little Willie made a slip While landing in his rocket ship See that bright actinic glare That's our little Willie there When they settled the nightside of Mercury The settlers named the dome Mayfair But they soon rechristened it June Because what is so rare as a day there? |
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