Lyr Req: Mademoiselle from Armentieres PARODY

Subject: who knows the songname
From: GUEST,nick
Date: 06 Aug 01 - 04:51 PM

i want to get the lyric of this song but i don't know the name of it the first lines go like this

three german officers cross the line, parlez vous (3x) they fuck the women and drink the wine inky pinky parlez vous

they come upon the wakeside in parlez vous (3X)

please can someone help me?

Subject: RE: who knows the songname
From: pavane
Date: 06 Aug 01 - 05:11 PM


Three German officers crossed the Rhine, Parley-voo
Three German officers crossed the Rhine, Parley-voo
Three German officers crossed the Rhine
To fuck the women and drink the wine
Hinky, dinky, parley-voo
They came upon a wayside inn, Parley-voo
They came upon a wayside inn, Parley-voo
They came upon a wayside inn,
Kicked open the door and walked right in
Hinky, dinky, parley-voo

"Oh, landlord, have you a daughter fair?" Parley-voo
"Oh, landlord, have you a daughter fair?" Parley-voo
"Oh, landlord, have you a daughter fair?"
With lily white tits and golden hair
Hinky, dinky, parley-voo

oMy daughter, Sir, is much too young," Parley-voo
"My daughter, Sir, is much too young," Parley-voo
"My daughter, Sir, is much too young,"
To be fucked about by a son-of-a-gun
Hinky, dinky, parley-voo

"Oh, father dear, I'm not too young," Parley-voo
"Oh, father dear, I'm not too young," Parley-voo
"Oh, father dear, I'm not too young,"
I've been to bed with the Parson's son
Hinky, dinky, parley-voo

They laid her on a feather bed, Parley-voo
They laid her on a feather bed, Parley-voo
They laid her on a feather bed,
And fucked her till she was nearly dead
Hinky, dinky, parley-voo

They took her down to leafy lane, Parley Voo
They took her down to leafy lane, Parley voo
They took her down to leafy lane,
And fucked her back to life again
Hinky, dinky, parley-voo

And now she lives in London town, Parley-voo
And now she lives in London town, Parley-voo
And now she lives in London town,
You can fuck her there for half a crown
Hinky, dinky, parley-voo

Subject: RE: who knows the songname
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 06 Aug 01 - 05:14 PM

Madamoiselle from Armentieres... fairly common song of the first World War, there are as many versions as there are books about the war, not all are vulgar, relying on innuendo and wit to get the laugh.

LTS

Subject: RE: who knows the songname
From: pavane
Date: 06 Aug 01 - 05:14 PM

The original song waa Madamoiselle of Amentieres, but this more earthy version is often known just as 'Three German officers'

Subject: RE: who knows the songname
From: Gareth
Date: 06 Aug 01 - 05:18 PM

Its the crude version of that old Btitish Squady Song
"The Madamoisell from Armitiers
Found Here "http://www.squaddiesongs.f2s.com/index.htm"
Believed to be of WW1 origin

I learnt it in my Rugby Playing Days as "Three German Officers Crossed The Rhine"

And No, the Lyrics are not for Public Posting.

A PM via Mudcat will get you, or anybody else what I can remember.

Gareth

Subject: RE: who knows the songname
From: Burke
Date: 06 Aug 01 - 05:25 PM

Did a Google search using "parlez vous" inky & got a whole bunch of versions.

Here's one
Global Trash Hash Hymnal has lots more verses.
This might be the same. I didn't read that closely.

Subject: RE: who knows the songname
From: Gareth
Date: 06 Aug 01 - 05:27 PM

Ok to avoid a mass of PM's Pavane's version matches mine.

Question. Did we play for the same club ?

Gareth

Subject: RE: who knows the songname
From: bob jr
Date: 06 Aug 01 - 06:48 PM

my mom knew a version of this song so blue it would make a sailor blush.

Subject: RE: who knows the songname
From: kendall
Date: 06 Aug 01 - 08:41 PM

The first Marine went over the top parlez vous
" " "
The first Marine went over the top,
And picked up the pennies the Canadians dropped...etc.

Subject: RE: who knows the songname
From: Snuffy
Date: 07 Aug 01 - 08:55 AM

More or less the same words, but I never heard it sung to "Mademoiselle from Armentieres" - I always heard "When Johnny comes marching home" as the tune (taboo ta-bye, ta-bollocky-eye, ta-bollocky-eye, taboo)

Wassail! V