Subject: RE: BS: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: *daylia* Date: 04 Feb 03 - 08:47 PM Well I don't know Spaw, but he does seem to fart and belch a lot, so I'll go with Shatner. But hey, maybe LH himself beats 'em both!! He's got SUCH a sexy mind...he he!! daylia |
Subject: RE: BS: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 04 Feb 03 - 08:40 PM No point reviving this one, GUEST. Everyone knows it's Shatner. |
Subject: RE: BS: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: GUEST Date: 04 Feb 03 - 08:34 PM |
Subject: RE: BS: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 14 Jul 02 - 01:33 PM I'm not aware that Shatner has a tattoo...? It wasn't him I was speaking of. If he did have one, it would probably say something modest and self-effacing, like: "The Buck Stops Here, Baby!" (arrow pointing toward groin area) - LH |
Subject: RE: BS: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: GUEST Date: 13 Jul 02 - 06:13 PM Shatner's tatoo is what and where? |
Subject: RE: BS: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 12 Jul 02 - 08:18 PM Har! Har! Bet it would make some pretty bizarre reading... Specially the part about the girl from Chicago with the tattoo on her...um... Never mind. - LH |
Subject: RE: BS: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: GUEST Date: 12 Jul 02 - 08:12 PM I don't believe Spaw has published his autobiography yet so Shat has one up on him. |
Subject: RE: BS: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: GUEST Date: 03 Jul 02 - 01:40 AM Where do we vote? |
Subject: RE: BS: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 18 Jun 02 - 03:08 PM You're in luck then, Gargoyle! There is a depressed manatee at the Toronto Zoo with no mate. They fear for her life. For gosh sakes, get a bus ticket or a plane ticket and come to Toronto at once. You might even luck into a permanent paying job in the country that patented snowshoes and spin-the-bottle-of-maple-syrup! - LH |
Subject: RE: BS: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Ebbie Date: 18 Jun 02 - 01:43 AM Recognizing sexiness does not equate to action, gg. That said, I would definitely hesitate to get too intimate with the pshaw! Which one would one find: the one who assaults the ears and nose or the wonderful one who is insightful, articulate, and sweet? |
Subject: RE: BS: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: GUEST,.gargoyle Date: 17 Jun 02 - 08:07 PM I would rather have sex with a manatey than a man. |
Subject: RE: BS: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: GUEST Date: 17 Jun 02 - 01:36 AM Please give a URL address...so we can compare the two photograhs, I do not either one.
Better yet, please have the sys-op post the two different views to his poll-site. |
Subject: RE: BS: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: GUEST Date: 16 Jun 02 - 08:12 AM |
Subject: RE: BS: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 02 May 02 - 06:00 PM I don't even want to think about Gargole without his corset... Oh, I guess you meant William Shatner! :-) Well, either way, Big Bill is a sight never to be forgotten. This election fiasco is apparently still raising eyebrows out there, despite the fact that it all ended way back in August 2001. The fact is, there was major voting fraud, and people are still quite bitter about it. The Canadian vote was not properly tabulated, for one thing...specially all those Canadians down in Florida. - LH |
Subject: RE: BS: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Bonnie Shaljean Date: 02 May 02 - 05:23 PM SPAW. Never met him, but I like his style... |
Subject: RE: BS: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: John MacKenzie Date: 02 May 02 - 02:29 PM Is that with or without his corsets?? |
Subject: RE: BS: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 02 May 02 - 12:57 PM Why, Gargoyle? Because we have friends here, with whom we enjoy sharing a laugh now and then. It's dead simple. Live with it. - LH |
Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Genie Date: 02 May 02 - 02:00 AM I dunno how I missed this all-important voting issue last year, but since someone re-opened the ballot box, here's my $.02. Joe, You're right that Rick F. does look a bit like William Shatner--and that Spaw is unique! Spaw is definitely sexier than Shatner, cuz he talks dirty a lot better [at least a lot more]! But if we're doing write-ins, the sexiest of all has gotta be Micca. Just look at his self-revelation in the 2001 and 2002 Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendars, if you don't want to take my word for it! [Spaw hasn't, to date, had the 'noive' to pose wearing only a beer can!] Genie Celtic Soul, that would be Daniel Day Lewis you're thinking of. |
Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: GUEST,.gargoyle Date: 02 May 02 - 01:26 AM WHY do you post this stuff to a Folk Music Area? |
Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: rangeroger Date: 02 May 02 - 12:32 AM That wasn't me with the guest post above. rr |
Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Troll Date: 01 May 02 - 11:11 PM OK. So what're ya gonna DO about it? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm? troll |
Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 01 May 02 - 10:59 PM We Have Shatnerization!!! There's no question about it... - LH |
Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Bobert Date: 01 May 02 - 09:59 PM Heck, I just thought that since I have never been the 100th poster on a Catbox thread, that I might win a $12 toaster oven or something so I'z here to cast my undimpled chad vote fir.... ahhhh..... hmmmmmm? Who's runnin' again? And fir what? Danged, I hate it when this happens.... Danged! |
Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: GUEST,rr Date: 01 May 02 - 06:12 PM Shatnerization? |
Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 28 Aug 01 - 07:07 PM He's everywhere, he's everywhere! - LH |
Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Liz the Squeak Date: 28 Aug 01 - 05:58 PM I didn't get down to the Shatner speech thread until after I posted to this one. I've been living in a field for 6 days, OK? And just to be really scary, I logged off here, turned on the TV and there was Shatner, pretending to be a USA Army officer..... Aaargghhh! LTS |
Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 28 Aug 01 - 12:51 PM This thread is like a really bad odor...it just won't go away. I am touched by the faith of those who have continued to vote even after S**tner's concession speech, in a last ditch effort to put him over the top. Although, most of them seem to be voting for Spaw...strange. - LH |
Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Liz the Squeak Date: 28 Aug 01 - 10:34 AM Spaw. No contest. The contest would be if it were Spaw and Sean Connery.... now there's a battle royal!! LTS |
Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: GUEST,Celtic Soul Date: 28 Aug 01 - 10:30 AM Well, sheeoot! No one said this was a write-in election!! And BTW, though Stewart has it coming and going with appeal, the man was not very nice to his wife of many years, so he loses points with me. As long as we're dreaming here, how about Timothy Dalton? Or (Oh sh**, I can't remember the guys name...was in "My left foot" and "Last of the Mohicans"???). |
Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler Date: 28 Aug 01 - 06:00 AM I've been too busy counting the votes at the NYCFTTS to contribute before now and I'm mortified that LH has questioned my probity, I always thought he was a nice guy. However, I can verify that every pregnant chad is a vote for 'Spaw ( where were the Trojans when you needed them, boss?). Now, who's the greatest Canadian musician? I'd have to say Oscar Peterson (sorry, Rick 'n' LH!), but then I'm just an old jazz fan. RtS ("not a particularly credible witness" indeed! Grumble, grumble, sulk, sulk,) |
Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 27 Aug 01 - 01:41 PM Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, I suppose? Amazing how these threads perpetuate themselves... - LH |
Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: John MacKenzie Date: 27 Aug 01 - 01:39 PM 42 jock |
Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Amergin Date: 26 Aug 01 - 06:28 PM God, LH, I hate those....and there never seem to be any drugs around when I need them..... |
Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 26 Aug 01 - 04:13 PM My God, what a sick thought! It would have to be a fairly low fence these days, I'm thinking... I had a totally sleepless night on Friday...headache. I was ready to happily die by morning, and staggered out in search of aspirins (there were NONE at home). The only thing that could have made it worse was to be counting naked "S**tners" all night. Gimme a break. - LH |
Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Amergin Date: 26 Aug 01 - 03:27 PM Now having met her...I would have to say JenEllen....and I am beginning to wonder if LH counts nekkid Shatners jumping fences when he is trying to sleep.... |
Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Geoff the Duck Date: 26 Aug 01 - 11:37 AM If you want to finish your arguments in a more relaxed setting I think I just saw Kirk entering the bar on Mudcat 5. Come and join us! Quack! |
Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 25 Aug 01 - 09:14 PM Amazing. It's over, done, finished, kaput, history, defunct, yesterday's news... And they're still voting! Sort of like the Battle of New Orleans... - LH |
Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Rich(bodhránai gan ciall) Date: 25 Aug 01 - 09:01 PM Shatner couldn't possibly get a piece of ass from a possum and....besides....he....talks.....like..... this! Always got on my nerves once I grew old enough to know that phasers and the Enterprise weren't real. I very reluctantly vote Spaw, unless Perot wants to buy his way into this one. Rich |
Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 25 Aug 01 - 08:32 PM Yeah, it happens even to arch-pedants like myself. Thus are the proud humbled... - LH |
Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: khandu Date: 25 Aug 01 - 08:18 PM LH...I meant to put a "BG" or a ":D" in the mis-spelled post! So I typoed,too! :D khandu |
Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 25 Aug 01 - 08:06 PM khandu - Yes it is! Pardon me. A careless typo. - LH |
Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Helen Date: 25 Aug 01 - 08:01 PM Being of a scientific and objective mind, I have no intentions of stating which of the two are sexier until I have had an opportunity to test both of them out in the sex-lab. Your appointments, therefore, are for tomorrow - one morning appointment and one afternoon appointment. I have kept my testing schedule clear for the evening, just in case I find it necessary to re-test one or both of the test subjects. Dr Helen, Sexologist
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: khandu Date: 25 Aug 01 - 08:01 PM It's spelled "Stewart". khandu |
Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 25 Aug 01 - 07:35 PM It's spelled "firmament". Nice to hear from The Washed masses! A vote for Patrick Steward is a vote for taste, breeding, character and sanity. Bravo! - LH |
Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: gnu Date: 25 Aug 01 - 06:24 AM The Starship Possum ? Even the Borg are laughing, collectively... BUT, wait until they find out they can't put Spaw's eminations off their ship with a transporter ! You thought that last explosion was a doosey ?! The Federation will rule forever - if the Universe does not "begin" again after Spaw messes with the fermament. fermament - sp ? anyone ? |
Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: GUEST,The Washed Masses Date: 25 Aug 01 - 02:21 AM Darn. If only I'd opened this thread earlier. I coulda had Patrick Stewart. He beats all the other candidates, hands down. And he coulda put his hands down... never mind. |
Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: CarolC Date: 25 Aug 01 - 01:35 AM troll, it sure is nice to have you back. Say hi to Skeptic for me. |
Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Troll Date: 25 Aug 01 - 01:23 AM Carol. Skeptic and I will instantly go into mourning the moment you cross the border. But we know you'll be back. You'll soon see what a charade... But I must'nt speak ill of our neighbor to the north. I mean they can't help it. troll ***BG*** |
Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: CarolC Date: 24 Aug 01 - 08:55 PM *GRIN* Packing my bags right now, LH! |
Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 24 Aug 01 - 08:37 PM That is a damn good point Carol. And so ends another farcical election, courtesy of WSSBS TV, with Spaw declared the official winner by a possum's ass. Shatner's concession speech is expected at any time. Most serious analysts credit the barely acknowledged Patrick Stewart as the Ralph Nader of this election, and rate him far sexier than either Spaw or Shatner, but what can you do? It's the unwashed masses who rule here, and they want Spaw. Gawd, I can hear them chanting out in the street now... "WE WANT SPAW! WE WANT SPAW! WE WANT SPAW!" Fine then. You've got him. Don't come whining to us a year or two from now, bemoaning your bad judgement! You're stuck with the bugger for the next 4 years. Maybe for life! And you coulda had Patrick Stewart. Whatta buncha losers! Geez. You really oughta move to Canada, Carol... :-) - LH |