BS: Buffalo Balls and a Reptile Feast!!!!

Subject: Buffalo Balls and a Reptile Feast!!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 29 Aug 01 - 10:30 AM

So Karen comes home this morning and tells me that the wacky bunch on the local radio she listens to (The Morning Zoo Crew,WNCI) have ordered some Rocky Mountain Oysters, the Buffalo variety from some company called Seattle's Finest Exotic Meats.......Do they have competition in Seattle?

Anyway, I check the website and find they have Possum (Berry Fox?) and also Elk, Antelope, Wild Boar, Ostrich, Emu, and the like, but also Cobra? The Cobras are farm raised no less! Not the kind of farming I ever had in mind but.................

If you scroll down THIS PAGE of Holiday Specials you can find that you can get a pound of Alligator, Frog Legs, Snapping Turtle, and Cobra, for only $94.95 plus shipping. If we weren't going to the Corn Festival, I'd order some up for supper!

Geeziz............Ostrich Shell?

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Buffalo Balls and a Reptile Feast!!!!
From: wysiwyg
Date: 29 Aug 01 - 10:58 AM

I thought you already had enough, but others may need this information.

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Buffalo Balls and a Reptile Feast!!!!
From: GUEST,iamjohnne
Date: 29 Aug 01 - 11:04 AM

What is the problem spaw? I like my Mountain oyssters battered and deep fried. And the gator tail needs some cajun flavoring to suit me. Of course turtle makes good soup I do admit though, I beleive I would have to draw the proverbial line at the cobra. I dont know what to serve with it. Maybe some nice indian curry?

Johnne "goin where the weather suits my clothes"

Subject: RE: BS: Buffalo Balls and a Reptile Feast!!!!
From: Amos
Date: 29 Aug 01 - 11:28 AM

Spaws own balls having been thoroughly buffalo'd, he is obviously out shopping for a reasonable replacement. Guess importing your testosterone from Seattle is only prohibited in Cupertino...

A

Subject: RE: BS: Buffalo Balls and a Reptile Feast!!!!
From: gnu
Date: 29 Aug 01 - 12:40 PM

Too fancy for this ol' Kent County boy. Aligator. Cobra. What... no porcupine ?

Subject: RE: BS: Buffalo Balls and a Reptile Feast!!!!
From: DougR
Date: 29 Aug 01 - 12:52 PM

Hmmmm. I wonder if any of those are on the endangered species list?

Subject: RE: BS: Buffalo Balls and a Reptile Feast!!!!
From: Marymac90
Date: 29 Aug 01 - 12:58 PM

Well, if the tab is too steep for your purse at this place, then I suggest the Road Kill Cafe, immortalized in song by John Flynn.

Just scrape it off the tire
We'll throw it on the fire
........... at the Road Kill Cafe

Marymac

Subject: RE: BS: Buffalo Balls and a Reptile Feast!!!!
From: Kim C
Date: 29 Aug 01 - 12:58 PM

Any of you that watched Fear Factor at all know that one week, the contestants had to eat boiled buffalo testicles. The girls dropped out of that one.

I had calf fries in Texas at the Stockyards Cafe, with milk gravy, a side of jalapenos and a Lone Star Beer. Very good.

Subject: RE: BS: Buffalo Balls and a Reptile Feast!!!!
From: wysiwyg
Date: 29 Aug 01 - 02:46 PM

We told our preteen boys what they were eating... about halfway through. So funny.

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Buffalo Balls and a Reptile Feast!!!!
From: Kim C
Date: 29 Aug 01 - 03:14 PM

dontchall remember that movie with Chevy Chase where he and his wife move out to the country? He goes into this little diner and orders the special, all you can eat Lamb Fries. He's on his third plate or so when the waitress says, Most folks don't have a taste for testicles anymore...

I don't remember the name of the movie but I sure remembe that scene!

Subject: RE: BS: Buffalo Balls and a Reptile Feast!!!!
From: Hollowfox
Date: 29 Aug 01 - 04:54 PM

Dang, I gotta read more carefully. I thought it was about that upstate New York football team.

Subject: RE: BS: Buffalo Balls and a Reptile Feast!!!!
From: gnu
Date: 29 Aug 01 - 06:20 PM

Then there's the one about the tourist in Spain who, disgusted at first, developes a taste for the daily special of testicles from the previous evening's bullfights. On the fourth day, they taste awful, are tough as leather and are miniscule. When he complains to the waiter, the reply is, "Senor, sometimes, the bull, he win."

Subject: RE: BS: Buffalo Balls and a Reptile Feast!!!!
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 30 Aug 01 - 12:40 PM

GREAT!

A place for me to do my shopping at!!!

Cool!

Between this and that place that someone posted a while back selling human meat, I'm all hooked up!

;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Buffalo Balls and a Reptile Feast!!!!
From: Charley Noble
Date: 30 Aug 01 - 04:01 PM

Sounds like Old Sweeney Todd should be setting up shop here – "Next, please!"

Subject: RE: BS: Buffalo Balls and a Reptile Feast!!!!
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 30 Aug 01 - 04:03 PM

I attended the tale of Sweeney Todd....

He served a dark and a vengeful god...

:-)

Subject: RE: BS: Buffalo Balls and a Reptile Feast!!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 30 Aug 01 - 04:19 PM

Well Clinton, while that may be true, I also heard that he kept a shop in London town of fancy clients and good renown. And what if none of their souls were saved? They went to their maker impeccably shaved!!!

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Buffalo Balls and a Reptile Feast!!!!
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 30 Aug 01 - 05:25 PM

That's the guy s'paw!

;-)

Fancy us having a mutual friend in him eh...

Subject: RE: BS: Buffalo Balls and a Reptile Feast!!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 30 Aug 01 - 06:30 PM

Ya' know I hate musicals in general, but I love Sweeney!!! I had it in tape and watched the damn thing all the time....Tape finally broke and everyone else in the house was overjoyed.

Spaw