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when you are a king

GUEST,white plains 06 Oct 01 - 07:24 PM
Tone d' F 06 Oct 01 - 08:31 PM
Tone d' F 06 Oct 01 - 08:38 PM
Amergin 06 Oct 01 - 08:38 PM
Tone d' F 06 Oct 01 - 08:41 PM
Crazy Eddie 07 Oct 01 - 07:11 AM
John Routledge 07 Oct 01 - 11:55 AM
Jeri 07 Oct 01 - 12:30 PM
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Troll 07 Oct 01 - 02:09 PM
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GUEST,English Jon 08 Oct 01 - 12:39 PM
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Subject: when you are a king
From: GUEST,white plains
Date: 06 Oct 01 - 07:24 PM


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Subject: RE: when you are a king
From: Tone d' F
Date: 06 Oct 01 - 08:31 PM

I'd kill off all of my relatives so they couldn't embarras me


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Subject: RE: when you are a king
From: Tone d' F
Date: 06 Oct 01 - 08:38 PM

Recind the Magna Carta as it was signed under duress

bring back the hundreds and moots (americans call it the buddy system) everyone is put into a group of 8 or 10 people, then if one commits a crime they all get punnished nice and self policeing

and flog a few peasants because I can


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Subject: RE: when you are a king
From: Amergin
Date: 06 Oct 01 - 08:38 PM

Tone d' F, somehow I do not find that funny...if i were king, i would have you go wank somewhere else, provided you could even find your fucking peter...


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Subject: RE: when you are a king
From: Tone d' F
Date: 06 Oct 01 - 08:41 PM

language timothy


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Subject: RE: when you are a king
From: Crazy Eddie
Date: 07 Oct 01 - 07:11 AM

I would forbid the cook to put those four-& twenty blackbirds in a pie. Instead, I would have them released.
I wouldn't call for my pipe, but fiddlers three would be welcome. I hope they know "Ragtime Annie" and "Salt River".
I'd try not to spend too much time in my counting house, counting out my money, (especially if the queen were in the parlour eating bread & honey).....
I may have to re-think the blackbirds though; or the maid hanging out the clothes, will have a problem. Decisions, decisions.... maybe I'm not cut out to be a king after all.

I think I shall be a jolly pie-man, and I'll have a pie ready for simple Simon when I meet him. He's a nice kid, if not too bright.
Kinging isn't all it's cracked up to be.


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Subject: RE: when you are a king
From: John Routledge
Date: 07 Oct 01 - 11:55 AM

If I were King I would make Jeri's second post on the Session 2001 thread compulsory reading for anyone even thinking of joining a session. Thanks Jeri. John


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Subject: RE: when you are a king
From: Jeri
Date: 07 Oct 01 - 12:30 PM

Aw, shucks, Geordie! If I were a king...well, I'd need different body parts.

There is a pop song titled "When You Are A King" by the group White Plains. I can't find the lyrics, though. I can't really tell if that's what the person who started the thread is after.


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Subject: RE: when you are a king
From: Gareth
Date: 07 Oct 01 - 01:35 PM

Ahhh ! Yes - but what sort of King, a despot ? an absalute monarch, or a constitutional monarch ?

"And here comes a chopper to cut off your head !"

Gareth


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Subject: RE: when you are a king
From: Snuffy
Date: 07 Oct 01 - 01:54 PM

Do you mean "Lavender's Blue"?


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Subject: RE: when you are a king
From: Troll
Date: 07 Oct 01 - 02:09 PM

I'd dictate all my posts. I don't type well.

But of course, in my own kingdom... Nevermind. That's elswhere.

troll


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Subject: RE: when you are a king
From: SINSULL
Date: 07 Oct 01 - 02:20 PM

News reports claim there was a thwarted terrorist attempt on the British monarchy. I wonder if William thinks of when he will be king.


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Subject: RE: when you are a king
From: Gareth
Date: 07 Oct 01 - 02:34 PM

To qoute (Apocraphlly) Charles II

"No one will assasinate me, James, to make you King"

Gareth


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Subject: RE: when you are a king
From: GUEST,English Jon
Date: 08 Oct 01 - 12:39 PM

...I shall have six wives and a big beard, and pretend to have written Greensleeves.

EJ


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Subject: RE: when you are a king
From: catspaw49
Date: 08 Oct 01 - 12:44 PM

"I'll be King when dogs have wings."......Tom Petty

Sums it up for me too.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: when you are a king
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 08 Oct 01 - 12:45 PM

*LOL*


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Subject: RE: when you are a king
From: Troll
Date: 08 Oct 01 - 12:54 PM

To paraphrase "The Lion In Winter". "If you're a King, 'Spaw, there's hope for every ape in Africa".

troll***nothing personal 'Spaw. You were just handy.***


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Subject: RE: when you are a king
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 08 Oct 01 - 01:15 PM

If I were the King. I'd open the show with "Hound Dog" and close with "My Way".

Thankyou-thankyouverra much


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Subject: RE: when you are a king
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 08 Oct 01 - 01:39 PM

Hehehehe....

Were I a King, you'd ALL get jobs as Jesters.....*G*


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Subject: RE: when you are a king
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 08 Oct 01 - 02:02 PM

Gareth, & just where in Wales is Apocaerphilly???

*GRINS*


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Subject: RE: when you are a king
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 08 Oct 01 - 02:08 PM

See the thread on Britannia waives the rules to be reminded of what our royal family actually did....

Kitty


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Subject: RE: when you are a king
From: Gareth
Date: 08 Oct 01 - 02:09 PM

Do not mock thouse who make the effort to write in stange tounges

Gareth


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Subject: RE: when you are a king
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 08 Oct 01 - 02:27 PM

Sorry mate, couldnt pick up the 'tone' of your last post...

If I've offended you, apologies...

& if I've missed that there was humour in that post (if there was) I apologise for not getting it!


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Subject: RE: when you are a king
From: Melani
Date: 08 Oct 01 - 02:32 PM

English Jon, all you have to go is go to a Ren Faire. I know lots of guys who fit that description.


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Subject: RE: when you are a king
From: Gareth
Date: 08 Oct 01 - 02:36 PM

And there I am trying to mangle the Queens English.

Or to put the Charley II quote in context dont swop King Log for King Stork - not if your a fish or frog that is.

Garydd ;->


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