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Ever wish your guitar was more girly?
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Subject: Ever wish your guitar was more girly? From: Marion Date: 12 Oct 01 - 01:30 AM If so, take a look at Daisy Rock Girl Guitars. |
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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly? From: Lonesome EJ Date: 12 Oct 01 - 01:44 AM Well, if Lisa Loeb has one, you know they're cool. |
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Subject: The things idiots do to guitars... From: Clinton Hammond Date: 12 Oct 01 - 01:48 AM That's absolutely horrid!!!! |
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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly? From: flattop Date: 12 Oct 01 - 01:56 AM More horrible than a Gibson SG? |
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Subject: Ugly guitars... From: Clinton Hammond Date: 12 Oct 01 - 02:04 AM It's the 2nd worse thing I've seen done to a guitar... The worst was that Gibson (?) that was all X-tianed up... Mother of pearl all over it... and scenes from the frigg'n bible painted on it back and front... It was absolutely uglier than anything I've ever left in a steaming heap behind me... |
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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly? From: flattop Date: 12 Oct 01 - 02:09 AM No appreciation for fine art Clint? On the Daisy site, click on Product, then Heartbreaker Artist, then click the picture for a blowup. Just think of the great music you could make if you had the budget to buy that baby! |
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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly? From: CarolC Date: 12 Oct 01 - 02:30 AM hahahaha... Ah hahaha... I want a heart shaped accordion! |
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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly? From: flattop Date: 12 Oct 01 - 02:31 AM And that powder pink Daisy acoustic, makes those Larrivees and Martins look like so much firewood. You could at least roll a good quality latex on the Larrivees and Martins to cover up their naked woody bodies. |
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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly? From: flattop Date: 12 Oct 01 - 02:35 AM A heart shaped accordion, perverse! |
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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly? From: CarolC Date: 12 Oct 01 - 02:36 AM Go to bed, flattop. |
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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly? From: flattop Date: 12 Oct 01 - 02:36 AM OK |
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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly? From: CarolC Date: 12 Oct 01 - 02:38 AM Good night. Have nice dreams of flower shaped guitars in pastel colors. |
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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly? From: flattop Date: 12 Oct 01 - 02:39 AM Good night. You take the train to the end of the line. |
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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly? From: CarolC Date: 12 Oct 01 - 02:40 AM OK! |
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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly? From: flattop Date: 12 Oct 01 - 02:42 AM Remember, it's an hour later in Nova Scotia than in West Virginia. The trains should run on time. |
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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly? From: CarolC Date: 12 Oct 01 - 02:43 AM Without batteries? |
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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly? From: flattop Date: 12 Oct 01 - 02:44 AM Clinton must have printed of a coloured picture of one of those guitars and taken it to bed. |
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Subject: Gross... like an internal organ inside out! From: Clinton Hammond Date: 12 Oct 01 - 03:36 AM I have plenty of appreciation for fine art.. and that AIN'T it!!! |
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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly? From: Gillie Date: 12 Oct 01 - 07:00 AM Absolutly horendous!!!!! Ughhhhh..... |
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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly? From: catspaw49 Date: 12 Oct 01 - 07:12 AM Wow.........Cool............How can you pass up that acoustic verion that comes with all those free decals and stickers?!?!?! I think they saw that picture of the Dale Evans Gibson model that we found awhile back then took the idea and ran with it! I mean if Bo Diddly had a sex change you know he/she would have one for sure!!! Actually, I'm thinking that we all need to buy not one, but two!!! One to shit on and one to cover it up......... Spaw |
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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly? From: Allan C. Date: 12 Oct 01 - 08:43 AM Here is one to consider. BTW, Anita has a lovely voice. The final cut on her CD is one of my favorite songs. (shameless plug for someone whose work I respect) |
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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly? From: Grab Date: 12 Oct 01 - 08:55 AM I remember seeing those at Elderly. When Les Paul and Leo Fender realised that solid-body guitars could be any shape, I don't know if they realised what they were bringing on the world. Daisy guitars, flying-V's, and Prince's ego-monuments... urgh. As Dilbert said, "It's like nuclear power, it can be used for good or evil. And you don't want to get any on you." Graham. |
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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly? From: John Hardly Date: 12 Oct 01 - 08:58 AM Dear Mr Hardly, I have heard through the internet grapevine that you are soliciting helpful hints for guitar lovers. Have I got one for you! My son Jimmy came home last week with an awful eyesore of a guitar that he said was built way back in the 1930's. Well that poor guitar had certainly seen better days---it looked as though it had been through a war! I'm sure that, back when it was a decent guitar and worth something it might have been quite attractive, though certainly a bit gaudier than a good Lutheran such as myself would like---what with that pearl-like trim ALL THE WAY AROUND THE TOP AND SOUND HOLE! My! Anyway, yes, I was embarrassed for my Jimmy. But he seemed so proud that I kept my little mouth zipped tightly and just said "That's nice, Jimmy." Seems Jimmy has wanted a guitar by this Mr Martin fellow for more than 30 years now! Well, when Jimmy went to bed, I carefully sneeked into his room and got the guitar. I quietly took it down to my workshop---I'm a tole painter you see. I do folk tole and Norwegian rosemaling.
Well you should have seen that sorry old guitar when I got done with it! One base coat of powder blue Krylon, and flowers all around the sound hole and up and down the neck. (I did a beautiful job if I do say so myself! Sorry, Lord) |
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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly? From: catspaw49 Date: 12 Oct 01 - 09:29 AM (:<)) Spaw |
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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly? From: SDShad Date: 12 Oct 01 - 09:48 AM Ah, but Carol, wouldn't a heart-shaped accordion make posing for the next Calendar a bit more dodgy? C. |
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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly? From: Bat Goddess Date: 12 Oct 01 - 10:47 AM Gee, wish I had a pink flamingo-shaped guitar -- so I could play flamingo guitar. Bat Goddess |
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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly? From: 53 Date: 12 Oct 01 - 01:07 PM nope. bob |
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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly? From: mousethief Date: 12 Oct 01 - 01:10 PM Ever wish your guitar was more girly? No. Not ever. Alex |
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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly? From: CarolC Date: 12 Oct 01 - 01:54 PM Actually, SDShad, a heart shaped accordion might work perfectly for what I have in mind for the calendar. |
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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly? From: Steve in Idaho Date: 12 Oct 01 - 02:05 PM Hmmmmmm - Steve |
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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly? From: Steve in Idaho Date: 12 Oct 01 - 02:17 PM Must have been inspired by Buck Owens. And you don't need to get our hopes up Carol - Steve |
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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly? From: CarolC Date: 12 Oct 01 - 02:20 PM It wasn't your hopes I was thinking of, Steve. |
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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly? From: Steve in Idaho Date: 12 Oct 01 - 02:30 PM LOL - Steve |
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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly? From: Little Hawk Date: 12 Oct 01 - 04:59 PM Holy friggin' Kee-Rist, those are the UGLIEST GODDAMN GUITARS I HAVE EVER SEEN! They are uglier than flattop in a G-string and braided armpits. They are uglier than Spaw's aboris pectoralis and more gross than Cletus's dirty toenails. They are for shit. Wash out my eyes! Help! I am in dire need of a mental enema to erase the memories! Where's that damn Martin catalog when I need it? *Gasp* *retch!* I must touch wood!!! - LH p.s. My answer is "No". |
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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly? From: Steve in Idaho Date: 12 Oct 01 - 05:05 PM BTW Carol - I did say "our" in the collective sense of the calender. *BG* The darlin of my heart is learning to play the piano - wish I could get her to sing! Still quite entertaining - he said ducking and dodging his way from the area!!! And LH - you heap way too much praise on those "girly" things - Steve No for me too *G* |
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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly? From: Clinton Hammond Date: 12 Oct 01 - 05:06 PM I got wood here you can touch if ya really want to LH... *dirty old man grin* *tap on shoulder* Huh?? What??? *whisper whisper whisper* OH!!! THAT kind of wood... sorry... ;-) |
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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly? From: Justa Picker Date: 12 Oct 01 - 05:09 PM I could gladly pull a "Pete Townsend" on one of those. |
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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly? From: Little Hawk Date: 12 Oct 01 - 05:11 PM Ugh. And I don't mean like Tonto used to say.... - LH |
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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly? From: CarolC Date: 12 Oct 01 - 05:56 PM Not quite sure what you mean, Steve, but if I can get anyone's spirits up with my participation in the calendar, I think the effort will be worth it. *g* |
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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly? From: Steve in Idaho Date: 12 Oct 01 - 06:03 PM Hmmmmm - don't want to get shot here - but let me stretch the imagination a bit - 1) Nearly nude calender 2) CarolC 3) Heart shaped accordian 4) I am up to my eyeballs in "oh poop" syndrome he said blushing a bright beet red. Meanwhile back to the forum - the guitars are ugly - don't you think?? Steve |
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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly? From: CarolC Date: 12 Oct 01 - 06:08 PM (heh heh heh) |
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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly? From: 53 Date: 12 Oct 01 - 10:34 PM no. bob |
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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly? From: Chip2447 Date: 13 Oct 01 - 12:14 AM ACK MY EYES!!! They burn so. The do look like they are quite aerodynamic, the would probably fly pretty good, especially if I got my weight into the throw... ACK...and I thought that I was ugly... Me poor ole eyes. Chip2447 |
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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly? From: 53 Date: 13 Oct 01 - 10:46 AM no. |
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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly? From: GUEST,erica@home Date: 13 Oct 01 - 11:11 AM well, all i have to say is, a 13 year old girl may be more excited by an ugly daisy guitar than a plain old plywood yamaha. then she would spend all her teen years getting chops, confidence, and let us all hope, taste. plenty of time for martins later. i waited till i was 24 to get a guitar -- too embarrassed to try when i was young. a big big regret. i'd buy one for my niece. an aside: when building my acoustic, the luthier (an old friend) told me he was making it "look like me." by gum, he did -- blonde with hips -- pretty darn girly. I always thought Martin 000s were sexy as well.
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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly? From: flattop Date: 13 Oct 01 - 04:00 PM Anita's front would be good, if only she'd add a John Deere or a Holstien, but the back is almost as ugly as Van Gough's sunflowers, Alan. I don't know where people get their taste. |
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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly? From: flattop Date: 13 Oct 01 - 04:34 PM Little Hawk, you'll never see me in my G-string if you keep stealing them for your Takamine. |
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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly? From: Little Hawk Date: 13 Oct 01 - 04:48 PM It's all right, flattop. I can live without the experience. I just bet Barbi has one of those Daisy guitars, made out of really chintzy looking bright plastic, with little silver decorations on it. - LH |
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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly? From: flattop Date: 13 Oct 01 - 05:07 PM I suppose it is great that we can feel better than Barbi. Is it her fault that she was born with good looks and we weren't? |
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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly? From: 53 Date: 13 Oct 01 - 09:33 PM what do you mean by girly? |
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