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Ever wish your guitar was more girly?

Marion 12 Oct 01 - 01:30 AM
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Clinton Hammond 12 Oct 01 - 03:36 AM
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Allan C. 12 Oct 01 - 08:43 AM
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Subject: Ever wish your guitar was more girly?
From: Marion
Date: 12 Oct 01 - 01:30 AM

If so, take a look at Daisy Rock Girl Guitars.


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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly?
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 12 Oct 01 - 01:44 AM

Well, if Lisa Loeb has one, you know they're cool.


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Subject: The things idiots do to guitars...
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 12 Oct 01 - 01:48 AM

That's absolutely horrid!!!!


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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly?
From: flattop
Date: 12 Oct 01 - 01:56 AM

More horrible than a Gibson SG?


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Subject: Ugly guitars...
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 12 Oct 01 - 02:04 AM

It's the 2nd worse thing I've seen done to a guitar... The worst was that Gibson (?) that was all X-tianed up... Mother of pearl all over it... and scenes from the frigg'n bible painted on it back and front...

It was absolutely uglier than anything I've ever left in a steaming heap behind me...


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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly?
From: flattop
Date: 12 Oct 01 - 02:09 AM

No appreciation for fine art Clint?

On the Daisy site, click on Product, then Heartbreaker Artist, then click the picture for a blowup. Just think of the great music you could make if you had the budget to buy that baby!


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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly?
From: CarolC
Date: 12 Oct 01 - 02:30 AM

hahahaha... Ah hahaha...

I want a heart shaped accordion!


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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly?
From: flattop
Date: 12 Oct 01 - 02:31 AM

And that powder pink Daisy acoustic, makes those Larrivees and Martins look like so much firewood. You could at least roll a good quality latex on the Larrivees and Martins to cover up their naked woody bodies.


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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly?
From: flattop
Date: 12 Oct 01 - 02:35 AM

A heart shaped accordion, perverse!


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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly?
From: CarolC
Date: 12 Oct 01 - 02:36 AM

Go to bed, flattop.


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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly?
From: flattop
Date: 12 Oct 01 - 02:36 AM

OK


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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly?
From: CarolC
Date: 12 Oct 01 - 02:38 AM

Good night. Have nice dreams of flower shaped guitars in pastel colors.


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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly?
From: flattop
Date: 12 Oct 01 - 02:39 AM

Good night. You take the train to the end of the line.


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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly?
From: CarolC
Date: 12 Oct 01 - 02:40 AM

OK!


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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly?
From: flattop
Date: 12 Oct 01 - 02:42 AM

Remember, it's an hour later in Nova Scotia than in West Virginia. The trains should run on time.


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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly?
From: CarolC
Date: 12 Oct 01 - 02:43 AM

Without batteries?


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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly?
From: flattop
Date: 12 Oct 01 - 02:44 AM

Clinton must have printed of a coloured picture of one of those guitars and taken it to bed.


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Subject: Gross... like an internal organ inside out!
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 12 Oct 01 - 03:36 AM

I have plenty of appreciation for fine art.. and that AIN'T it!!!


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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly?
From: Gillie
Date: 12 Oct 01 - 07:00 AM

Absolutly horendous!!!!! Ughhhhh.....


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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly?
From: catspaw49
Date: 12 Oct 01 - 07:12 AM

Wow.........Cool............How can you pass up that acoustic verion that comes with all those free decals and stickers?!?!?!

I think they saw that picture of the Dale Evans Gibson model that we found awhile back then took the idea and ran with it! I mean if Bo Diddly had a sex change you know he/she would have one for sure!!!

Actually, I'm thinking that we all need to buy not one, but two!!! One to shit on and one to cover it up.........

Spaw


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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly?
From: Allan C.
Date: 12 Oct 01 - 08:43 AM

Here is one to consider. BTW, Anita has a lovely voice. The final cut on her CD is one of my favorite songs. (shameless plug for someone whose work I respect)


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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly?
From: Grab
Date: 12 Oct 01 - 08:55 AM

I remember seeing those at Elderly. When Les Paul and Leo Fender realised that solid-body guitars could be any shape, I don't know if they realised what they were bringing on the world. Daisy guitars, flying-V's, and Prince's ego-monuments... urgh. As Dilbert said, "It's like nuclear power, it can be used for good or evil. And you don't want to get any on you."

Graham.


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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly?
From: John Hardly
Date: 12 Oct 01 - 08:58 AM

Dear Mr Hardly,

I have heard through the internet grapevine that you are soliciting helpful hints for guitar lovers. Have I got one for you!

My son Jimmy came home last week with an awful eyesore of a guitar that he said was built way back in the 1930's. Well that poor guitar had certainly seen better days---it looked as though it had been through a war!

I'm sure that, back when it was a decent guitar and worth something it might have been quite attractive, though certainly a bit gaudier than a good Lutheran such as myself would like---what with that pearl-like trim ALL THE WAY AROUND THE TOP AND SOUND HOLE! My!

Anyway, yes, I was embarrassed for my Jimmy. But he seemed so proud that I kept my little mouth zipped tightly and just said "That's nice, Jimmy." Seems Jimmy has wanted a guitar by this Mr Martin fellow for more than 30 years now!

Well, when Jimmy went to bed, I carefully sneeked into his room and got the guitar. I quietly took it down to my workshop---I'm a tole painter you see. I do folk tole and Norwegian rosemaling.

Well you should have seen that sorry old guitar when I got done with it! One base coat of powder blue Krylon, and flowers all around the sound hole and up and down the neck. (I did a beautiful job if I do say so myself! Sorry, Lord)

So, in short, you too can make an old guitar BETTER THAN NEW again! Just a little carefully applied paint---remember to keep that spray can moving….don't want any drips!---and you too can have the guitar of your dreams!

Sincerely,

Mrs Marv Olsen

Ps. I WISH you could have seen the look of surprise on my little Jimmy's face when he awoke the next morning!


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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly?
From: catspaw49
Date: 12 Oct 01 - 09:29 AM

(:<))

Spaw


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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly?
From: SDShad
Date: 12 Oct 01 - 09:48 AM

Ah, but Carol, wouldn't a heart-shaped accordion make posing for the next Calendar a bit more dodgy?

C.


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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly?
From: Bat Goddess
Date: 12 Oct 01 - 10:47 AM

Gee, wish I had a pink flamingo-shaped guitar -- so I could play flamingo guitar.

Bat Goddess


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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly?
From: 53
Date: 12 Oct 01 - 01:07 PM

nope. bob


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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly?
From: mousethief
Date: 12 Oct 01 - 01:10 PM

Ever wish your guitar was more girly?

No. Not ever.

Alex


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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly?
From: CarolC
Date: 12 Oct 01 - 01:54 PM

Actually, SDShad, a heart shaped accordion might work perfectly for what I have in mind for the calendar.


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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly?
From: Steve in Idaho
Date: 12 Oct 01 - 02:05 PM

Hmmmmmm - Steve


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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly?
From: Steve in Idaho
Date: 12 Oct 01 - 02:17 PM

Must have been inspired by Buck Owens.

And you don't need to get our hopes up Carol -

Steve


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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly?
From: CarolC
Date: 12 Oct 01 - 02:20 PM

It wasn't your hopes I was thinking of, Steve.


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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly?
From: Steve in Idaho
Date: 12 Oct 01 - 02:30 PM

LOL - Steve


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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Oct 01 - 04:59 PM

Holy friggin' Kee-Rist, those are the UGLIEST GODDAMN GUITARS I HAVE EVER SEEN! They are uglier than flattop in a G-string and braided armpits. They are uglier than Spaw's aboris pectoralis and more gross than Cletus's dirty toenails. They are for shit. Wash out my eyes! Help! I am in dire need of a mental enema to erase the memories!

Where's that damn Martin catalog when I need it? *Gasp* *retch!* I must touch wood!!!

- LH

p.s. My answer is "No".


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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly?
From: Steve in Idaho
Date: 12 Oct 01 - 05:05 PM

BTW Carol - I did say "our" in the collective sense of the calender. *BG*

The darlin of my heart is learning to play the piano - wish I could get her to sing!

Still quite entertaining - he said ducking and dodging his way from the area!!!

And LH - you heap way too much praise on those "girly" things -

Steve

No for me too *G*


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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly?
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 12 Oct 01 - 05:06 PM

I got wood here you can touch if ya really want to LH...

*dirty old man grin*

*tap on shoulder*

Huh??

What???

*whisper whisper whisper*

OH!!! THAT kind of wood... sorry...

;-)


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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly?
From: Justa Picker
Date: 12 Oct 01 - 05:09 PM

I could gladly pull a "Pete Townsend" on one of those.


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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Oct 01 - 05:11 PM

Ugh. And I don't mean like Tonto used to say....

- LH


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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly?
From: CarolC
Date: 12 Oct 01 - 05:56 PM

Not quite sure what you mean, Steve, but if I can get anyone's spirits up with my participation in the calendar, I think the effort will be worth it.

*g*


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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly?
From: Steve in Idaho
Date: 12 Oct 01 - 06:03 PM

Hmmmmm - don't want to get shot here - but let me stretch the imagination a bit -

1) Nearly nude calender

2) CarolC

3) Heart shaped accordian

4) I am up to my eyeballs in "oh poop" syndrome he said blushing a bright beet red.

Meanwhile back to the forum - the guitars are ugly - don't you think??

Steve


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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly?
From: CarolC
Date: 12 Oct 01 - 06:08 PM

(heh heh heh)


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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly?
From: 53
Date: 12 Oct 01 - 10:34 PM

no. bob


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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly?
From: Chip2447
Date: 13 Oct 01 - 12:14 AM

ACK MY EYES!!! They burn so. The do look like they are quite aerodynamic, the would probably fly pretty good, especially if I got my weight into the throw... ACK...and I thought that I was ugly... Me poor ole eyes.
Chip2447


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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly?
From: 53
Date: 13 Oct 01 - 10:46 AM

no.


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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly?
From: GUEST,erica@home
Date: 13 Oct 01 - 11:11 AM

well, all i have to say is, a 13 year old girl may be more excited by an ugly daisy guitar than a plain old plywood yamaha. then she would spend all her teen years getting chops, confidence, and let us all hope, taste. plenty of time for martins later.

i waited till i was 24 to get a guitar -- too embarrassed to try when i was young. a big big regret.

i'd buy one for my niece.

an aside: when building my acoustic, the luthier (an old friend) told me he was making it "look like me." by gum, he did -- blonde with hips -- pretty darn girly.

I always thought Martin 000s were sexy as well.


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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly?
From: flattop
Date: 13 Oct 01 - 04:00 PM

Anita's front would be good, if only she'd add a John Deere or a Holstien, but the back is almost as ugly as Van Gough's sunflowers, Alan.

I don't know where people get their taste.


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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly?
From: flattop
Date: 13 Oct 01 - 04:34 PM

Little Hawk, you'll never see me in my G-string if you keep stealing them for your Takamine.


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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Oct 01 - 04:48 PM

It's all right, flattop. I can live without the experience. I just bet Barbi has one of those Daisy guitars, made out of really chintzy looking bright plastic, with little silver decorations on it.

- LH


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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly?
From: flattop
Date: 13 Oct 01 - 05:07 PM

I suppose it is great that we can feel better than Barbi. Is it her fault that she was born with good looks and we weren't?


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Subject: RE: Ever wish your guitar was more girly?
From: 53
Date: 13 Oct 01 - 09:33 PM

what do you mean by girly?


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