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Lyr/Chords Add: Viagra Song: 'Hard times come...'

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BRIGHTER DAYS IN STORE
HARD CRACKERS (Come Again No More)
HARD TIMES (CHEATING)
HARD TIMES COME AGAIN NO MORE
HARD TIMES IN DIXIE
HARD TIMES OF OLD ENGLAND
HARD, HARD TIMES
TEACHERS' HARD, HARD TIMES


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alison 01 Nov 01 - 07:46 PM
catspaw49 01 Nov 01 - 08:04 PM
katlaughing 01 Nov 01 - 08:14 PM
Mark Cohen 02 Nov 01 - 01:37 AM
Diva 02 Nov 01 - 03:48 AM
artbrooks 02 Nov 01 - 08:44 AM
catspaw49 02 Nov 01 - 08:49 AM
Mark Cohen 02 Nov 01 - 12:21 PM
Mark Cohen 02 Nov 01 - 12:23 PM
Bill D 02 Nov 01 - 12:27 PM
53 02 Nov 01 - 12:43 PM
artbrooks 02 Nov 01 - 01:45 PM
Fortunato 02 Nov 01 - 03:21 PM
Jack Campin 13 Apr 10 - 10:21 AM
MikeofNorthumbria 14 Apr 10 - 04:58 AM
Bonecruncher 14 Apr 10 - 07:42 PM
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Subject: Lyr Add: VIAGRA SONG: 'Hard times come again...'
From: alison
Date: 01 Nov 01 - 07:46 PM

Just sang this is paltalk and got asked for the lyrics, so here they are... I was given them by a friend so I can't say who wrote it.....

The Viagra Song (Hard Times come again some more)

As he pauses at the chemist and counts out many coins
And begs for Viagra at the door
There's an ache that will linger forever in his loins
Oh hard times come again some more

Chorus
There's a song a sigh of the droopy
Hard times, hard times come again some more
Many days she has lingered around his bedroom door
Oh hard times come again some more

While he seeks youth and vigour and women night and day
His poor wife is standing at the door
Though her voice is silent, her pleading looks will say
Oh hard times come again some more

There's a pale droopy old man who toils his life away
And dreams of better days in store
Though his voice may be merry, he's sighing all the day
Oh hard times come again some more


slainte

alison


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Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Add: Hard times (viagra)
From: catspaw49
Date: 01 Nov 01 - 08:04 PM

Geeziz, I LOVE it!!!

Thanks al.......

Spaw


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Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Add: Hard times (viagra)
From: katlaughing
Date: 01 Nov 01 - 08:14 PM

Me, too!! Sorry I missed your singing it!


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Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Add: Hard times (viagra)
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 02 Nov 01 - 01:37 AM

Hmmm...'Spaw, we wouldn't be detecting any excessive enthusiasm there, would we...? Heh-heh-heh...

By the way, alison, that song is INCREDIBLE! I mean, it's really funny!!!! FANTASTIC!!! --er, I mean, uh, it's good.

Aloha,
Mark


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Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Add: Hard times (viagra)
From: Diva
Date: 02 Nov 01 - 03:48 AM

Thank you Alison......and I promise not to pm you in the middle of songs :-) Diva


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Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Add: Hard times (viagra)
From: artbrooks
Date: 02 Nov 01 - 08:44 AM

Gawd! Songcircle tonight....


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Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Add: Hard times (viagra)
From: catspaw49
Date: 02 Nov 01 - 08:49 AM

Tell ya' what Mark.........Even if I did have the problem, after the quad, alblation, aneurysm, and new valve, no amount of money in the world could induce me to try Viagra!!!

Spaw


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Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Add: Hard times (viagra)
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 02 Nov 01 - 12:21 PM

Hey, that's true, 'Spaw. In fact, you probably shouldn't even say the V-word: your faithful ticker might go off like a skyrocket just from the sound. I guess it's OK to type it, though...as long as you don't think too loud.

Aloha,
Mark


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Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Add: Hard times (viagra)
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 02 Nov 01 - 12:23 PM

Damn, I noticed that missed "i" about seven microseconds after I hit "enter".


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Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Add: Hard times (viagra)
From: Bill D
Date: 02 Nov 01 - 12:27 PM

funny?...tsk...I think it's a sad song, especially to that tune. (having taken medications for a couple of months one time that gave me a premonition of the problem, I can identify too well...*wry grin*)

not saying sad songs are bad, just that, as written, that one doesn't raise a chuckle in me.

"Me 'usband's got no courage in him" is similar.


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Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Add: Hard times (viagra)
From: 53
Date: 02 Nov 01 - 12:43 PM

what is a song circle?


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Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Add: Hard times (viagra)
From: artbrooks
Date: 02 Nov 01 - 01:45 PM

53: a songcircle is a bunch of folks sitting around (in a circle or something resembling one) singing together, trading songs, taking turns, being nonjudgemental, and basically having fun with music. Instruments are often optional. Similar to a "jam" or a "session", but principaly vocal. My definition, and I'm sure others have their own twist on it.


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Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Add: Hard times (viagra)
From: Fortunato
Date: 02 Nov 01 - 03:21 PM

Well, viagra is useful, if only to keep one from rolling out of bed at night. (hee, hee)


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Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Add: Viagra Song: 'Hard times come...'
From: Jack Campin
Date: 13 Apr 10 - 10:21 AM

Another Viagra song (mainly by Julian Flood, I changed it a bit) - "Maids When You're Young" with an alternate ending:

Off to the doctor go, hey dingdorum ay
Off to the doctor go, me being young
Off to the doctor go, tell him your tale of woe -
Maids when you're young can you wed an old man?

Now he's got Viagra, hi-iddle-hi-agra
He's got Viagra, hi-iddle-hi-ay,
When he takes Viag-a-ra he comes like Niagara -
Maids when you're young you CAN wed an old man.

CHORUS: Now he's got his falorum, fal-diddle-orum,
       He's got his falorum, fal-diddle-i-ay,
       He's got his falorum, he's found his dingdorum,
       Now maids when you're young, you can wed an old man.


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Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Add: Viagra Song: 'Hard times come...'
From: MikeofNorthumbria
Date: 14 Apr 10 - 04:58 AM

I heard a rumour that a new anti-arthritis drug will be coming on to the market soon.

Apparently the makers call it "agravi", because it's for un-stiffening old men.

Wassail!


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Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Add: Viagra Song: 'Hard times come...'
From: Bonecruncher
Date: 14 Apr 10 - 07:42 PM

Cry of satisfaction from the lady - "I saw, I conquered, I came!"
Colyn.


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Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Add: Viagra Song: 'Hard times come.
From: Charley Noble
Date: 14 Apr 10 - 07:56 PM

Jack-

Very nice to touch up an old song.

Charley Noble
    Thread closed temporarily because it's been a target for a heavy barrage of Spam (I think the word V*i*a*g*r*a draws it). If you have something to add to the discussion, contact me and I'll reopen it.
    -Joe Offer-


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