Subject: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 68 From: Áine Date: 09 Nov 01 - 04:02 PM I really should have used this one for Halloween; but, better late than never ;-) If you Challenge!rs thought that the fella with eggs in his pants was strange, wait 'till you read about --
The Man Who Wanted To Be King . . . Of The Jungle, That Is -- (August 2001) SAN DIEGO, CA. -- A San Diego computer programmer who has spent £100,000 on tattoos and plastic surgery to turn himself into a 'tiger' wants a fur graft. ( Click here for his picture) M-E-OW! Go For It, Challenge!rs!! -- Áine
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 68 From: Bardford Date: 09 Nov 01 - 04:26 PM "Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh - Catman!" |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 68 From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 09 Nov 01 - 04:45 PM Here is a monologue I wrote about a fella who has more or less the same idea except that in Young Colin's case it's being a duck, not a tiger. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 68 From: Áine Date: 09 Nov 01 - 05:09 PM Kevin -- That's a great story! I'd love to hear you do it someday. '-) -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 68 From: Gareth Date: 09 Nov 01 - 06:38 PM Hmmmm ! the Man/Kitzin wars ?? Sorry to well lubricated to do a parody tonite. Gareth |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 68 From: Sorcha Date: 09 Nov 01 - 06:40 PM I have known some weird people in my life, but I think this takes First Prize!!! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 68 From: Bardford Date: 09 Nov 01 - 06:44 PM "I got stripes, stripes around my shoulders..." Sorry. I'll attempt to do better this weekend. Fascinating story, though. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 68 From: Tinker Date: 09 Nov 01 - 07:33 PM Keep hearing the old gas company add .... Oh that Tiger, Oh that Tiger..... This will take some thought... Tinker |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 68 From: Áine Date: 09 Nov 01 - 08:04 PM Oh dear -- don't tell me that I've finally stumped my darlin' Challenge!rs?? Surely not . . . ;-) Well, while you all are churning your imaginations, I'll lead off with a little ditty I came up with. This song is dedicated to some folks I used to know that hung out at the Baylor Hospital Mental Health Unit (but, that's another story . . .) -- Just a little reflection upon one of my mother's favourite sayings: "There's method in every madness." It's a little melancholy; but, just try and see it from 'Cat Man's' point of view. So, here goes:
Bitter Sweet Revenge by Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 68 From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 09 Nov 01 - 08:51 PM Makes me think of the Christopher Robin of When We Were Very Young. So here's my slant on the fearsome Catman.
If I was a tiger I bet I would be
I'd have claws that would scratch 'em
With a great stripey tail and a fierce tiger song
I'd have whiskers so fierce
If I was a tiger... (Here's a picture of another highly appropriate Christopher Robin that my search engine came up with. A domestic tiger. duplicate message deleted by mudelf ;-) |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 68 From: Áine Date: 10 Nov 01 - 02:29 PM Ah Kevin, that's a Sheila-na-Gig award winner for sure ;-) Here's your Silver B.L.O.B. for these winning lines:
I'd have whiskers so fierce Well done! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 68 From: Amos Date: 10 Nov 01 - 03:01 PM Very fine job, Kevin!! But I think there are some really deep implications in this story. What on earth could be going on with this fellow? Acting out a past incarnation? Trying to compensate for havingbeen eaten alive by a tiger in a past life? His mother was scared by a tiger when she was pregnant? how could this work, that a man-thing should grow up with a compulsive desire change species to such an extent he would spend a quarter of a million dollars and completely isolate himself? Very bizarre, don't you think? I need to let this one soak a bit... A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 68 From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 10 Nov 01 - 03:30 PM I have a suspicion that as the technology kicks in we are going to see a lot more of this kind of weirdness.
"Species reassignment" they'll call it.
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 68 From: Áine Date: 10 Nov 01 - 04:03 PM Mmmmmmmm -- Is this Challenge! a little too deep? Do I need to start a new one? Let me know, Challenge!rs . . . Maybe I'm a little strange (well, not that strange . . . ), but I thought you all would be coming up with some funny songs . . . -- Áine (in a quandry, and fixin' to go into a brown study . . . ) |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 68 From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 10 Nov 01 - 08:19 PM The best colour for a study in any house is brown.
I think they've had a look at that picture, and they're scared they''re going to wake up in the night - AND HE'LL BE THERE!! (But I reckon he's probably really more like the cat I turned up in that link I found.) And Áine's written the definitive version anyway. Actually Sweet Charity could be rewritten for cats very effectively. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 68 From: Lin in Kansas Date: 10 Nov 01 - 08:35 PM I gotta admit, I'm with Amos on this one--that's just plain creepy. But then again, I'm wondering why he hasn't done anything about a tail...?? Lin |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 68 From: Amos Date: 10 Nov 01 - 09:13 PM No Áine,, we haven't given up -- you just raised thebar a bit here, and we're hyperventilating and backing up for a running start!!! Love, A. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 68 From: MMario Date: 11 Nov 01 - 08:06 AM busy weekend - got things percolating in the brain... |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 68 From: Deda Date: 11 Nov 01 - 11:05 AM Yes, it's macabre, and the guy is certainly unbalanced (Has he noticed that his implanted whiskers don't DO what cat whiskers do?) -- but here's an offering on the sillyish side anyway. Tune - If I only had a brain, from the Wizard of Oz.
Just to hunt on a savannah
Well, it's hard, believe me, Smitty,
oh, I
My DNA's the wrong one
My problems are genetic
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 68 From: Amos Date: 11 Nov 01 - 05:57 PM Bravo, Deda!! Somehow the dames are taking home all the glory here!!! You and Áine been cobbling notes together? Dang!! Beautiful job. I can see Bert Lahr playing the role of the wannabe tiger.... LOL!!! This guy has me deeply perplexed, I got to admit.... Nice, nice nice~!!! A. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 68 From: Amos Date: 11 Nov 01 - 06:47 PM A hasty offering at the Altar of Feminininininity....
If I Were a Sabre-Tooth
(Tune: If I Were A Carpenter)
If I were a sabre-tooth If I were a Bengal strong Homo sap's a bummer rap If I were a man-eater Does it sound insane to you, Homo sap's a bummer rap Let me tear you limb from limb, |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 68 From: GUEST,McGrath of Harlow Date: 11 Nov 01 - 07:56 PM I started writing a parody of Blake's Tyger - then I had another look at the original, and decided that it didn't need changing to fit like a glove. Or like a second skin.
Here's a link to the poem, with lots of tiger pictures on the page as well.
I suspect that Blake's poem could actually be at the back of all this. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 68 From: Áine Date: 11 Nov 01 - 08:26 PM Now THIS is more like it!! The Super Siblings of Song are not to be underestimated, it seems . . . ;-) Wunnerful, wunnerful, wunnerful. Here are the oh-so-appropos Silver B.L.O.B.s: To Deda for her ruminations in rhyme:
My problems are genetic And to Amos, our beloved bard of the b.l.o.b. for (. . . "why, hello ladies!" as the blind man said to the fishmonger . . .):
If I were a man-eater Can't wait to see what the rest of you come up with -- and Kevin, that's a wonderful poem, even if I cannot award you nary a Chip nor a B.L.O.B. for it -- but then, when there are such words wound 'round the wonder of the wild, well, what's a woman to do? ;-) -- Áine
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 68 From: Clifton53 Date: 12 Nov 01 - 01:27 AM Bengali Benny (Donegal Danny}
I remember the day that he came in
Chorus
He stood at the bar and called a pint
So here's to Tigger and Raglan T.,
So many roads I could have walked
So here's to Tigger and Raglan T.,
And then he turned and left us there
So here's to Tigger and Raglan T., This was one of the toughest by far, I think it's a very compelling story and not so easily laughed at eh? Or maybe it's just me. Clifton
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 68 From: Aidan Crossey Date: 12 Nov 01 - 05:35 AM Here's a toast to body art Tattoo, tattoo I saw your man and got a start Tattoo, tattoo I saw your man and I had a fright He's a tyger, tyger burning bright I think, poor craythur, he isn't quite right Johnny I hardly knew ye Where does he go for his holidays? The zoo, the zoo He says that's where he feels at aise The zoo, the zoo But the lion, the snake, the tall giraffe Join the hyena in a laugh They all think he's bloody daft Johnny I hardly knew ye They say he'd like a coat of fur The fool! The fool! Ah no, he says, I don't concur. It's cool! It's cool! And then I'll swap my hands for paws Complete with fully retractable claws And my baritone for a hideous roar Johnny I hardly knew ye When Grim Reaper comes around Boo-hoo, boo-hoo They'll not be putting him in the ground Boo-hoo, boo-hoo The taxidermist will have his day We'll put his carcass on display So no-one again will have cause to say Johnny I hardly knew ye. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 68 From: Áine Date: 12 Nov 01 - 10:10 AM Time for some more well earned Silver B.L.O.B.s: To Clifton53 for his own compelling lines (and definite Sheila-na-Gig material):
So many roads I could have walked And to mo chara, derrymacash, who took a great rolickin' roll toward ROTFLMAO with:
When Grim Reaper comes around The next round of Guinness is on me -- and I'm talking Donegal Pints, not those wimpy 'Merican ones!! ;-) Keep 'em coming Challenge!rs, Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 68 From: Jack the Sailor Date: 12 Nov 01 - 10:45 AM You know, if you paint your house grey, that won't make it a battleship. Yeah this thing is creepy, but mostly pathetic. But that won't stop me from poking fun!
I am a Tiger with no Tail |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 68 From: Jack the Sailor Date: 12 Nov 01 - 11:04 AM Pelt OF THE TIGER DeRider
Pointed at, out in the street
When you're insane, the options are vast
Chorus
How can he face, all of the heat {c:Chorus}
Change of name, Be a catman {c:Chorus} The eye of the tiger (repeats out)... |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 68 From: Jack the Sailor Date: 12 Nov 01 - 03:45 PM I reread and decided it needed some revision Pelt OF THE TIGER by ... DeRider
Pointed at, out in the street
When you're insane, the options are vast
Chorus
How can he face, all of the heat
with a Pelt of the tiger, Grafted onto the skin
Change of name, Be a catman
with a Pelt of the tiger, Grafted onto his skin pelt of the tiger pelt of the tiger pelt of the tiger |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 68 From: Jack the Sailor Date: 12 Nov 01 - 03:49 PM Thanks Mudelf, Still can't get used to the line break thing...... |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 68 From: Amos Date: 12 Nov 01 - 03:50 PM Wow!!! Clifton, Derry -- I am ROTFLMAO. Deda -- now we have a handle, let's hit the road!!! Jack -- Hilarious stuff. This one is a sure hoot. A. Which of you mudelfs has been stealing my messages? this mudelf hasn't stolen anything . . . are you sure you didn't post to the wrong thread, Amos? -- mudelf ;-)
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 68 From: Áine Date: 12 Nov 01 - 04:53 PM Oh boy, Jack the Sailor's on another rowsing roll!! Here ya go, JtS, your Silver B.L.O.B.s for: A Doo Lynn Ditty supreme:
I've alway been a tiger look upon my orange hair And for your resounding redux of the 'Pelt' song:
To have a Pelt of the tiger, Gggggrrrreat! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 68 From: Jack the Sailor Date: 12 Nov 01 - 05:22 PM I was wondering who would do a "Tony the Tiger" line. Way to go Áine !!! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 68 From: Bradypus Date: 12 Nov 01 - 07:20 PM Well, this challenge is one to get your teeth into ... The tune is Monk's Gate, and the original words were by John Bunyan ...
To Be a Tiger |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 68 From: Amos Date: 12 Nov 01 - 08:43 PM Marveloo BP!! Love it. A. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 68 From: Áine Date: 12 Nov 01 - 09:34 PM Ah, my darlin' Bradypus -- if I could only get my teeth into you (oh, suits you, sir!) -- ah well, I guess I'll just have to settle for awarding you a Silver B.L.O.B. for setting TGG's teeth on edge with:
As Hobbes to Calvin is (tee hee, gotcha goin' there for a minute, didn't I? Dear Hubby is standing over my shoulder reading this, and having a good chuckle . . . guess I'll have to brush my teeth tonight now . . . ;-) ) Well done indeed! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 68 From: Clifton53 Date: 13 Nov 01 - 01:57 AM Way to go Brady for bringing Hobbes into the mix, I was trying to work him in but, well, you know.
Thanks Aine, and Amos, Jack, you're as prolific as ever, and Deda, you should be the editor of a rhyming dictionary. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 68 From: MMario Date: 13 Nov 01 - 09:35 AM ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS...
All I want for Christmas is some tiger fur |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 68 From: Áine Date: 13 Nov 01 - 10:38 AM Dear MMario -- another ggggrrreat Sheila-na-Gig candidate you've got there! ;-) Here's your Silver B.L.O.B. for your cockle-warming chorus:
All I want for Christmas is some tiger fur Purrrrrr, Áine ;-) |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 68 From: Deda Date: 13 Nov 01 - 11:10 AM These are SO WONDERFUL, all of 'em. Amos, this guy is a computer programmer in San Diego -- you must KNOW him, right? (As in, "you're from America? Do you know my cousin in Chicago?") I think we should ping him this thread, he might love it. What was that Robert Burns line --
Ah, should some god the giftee gie us That's close but surely needs correcting -- anyone? Anyway, I'm still grinning from reading all these -- makes my co-workers wonder what the hell I'm up to. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 68 From: Áine Date: 13 Nov 01 - 12:31 PM Ah Ha! . . . I'm still grinning from reading all these -- makes my co-workers wonder what the hell I'm up to. Just the effect we long for here at Challenge! Central!! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 68 From: Kim C Date: 13 Nov 01 - 01:11 PM Really great efforts here, y'all. Speaking as a tattooed person, however, I must say, the whole thing is Just Plain Weird. Reminds me of Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs. brrrrrrr |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 68 From: Jack the Sailor Date: 13 Nov 01 - 01:45 PM Dating this Cat, (Al 2000 Stewart)
Waiting for a Sci Fi movie, She was trying to cut in the line,
She didn't give him time to question as she locked up his arm in hers
{c:Bridge} Well, she looks at you so coolly and her eyes shine cause she's very angry
Well, morning comes and she's still with him, and her reservations are gone {c: Repeat and fade}
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 68 From: Áine Date: 13 Nov 01 - 02:14 PM Yet ANOTHER Sheila-na-Gig cockle-warmer!! Oh, JtS, ya got me with that one! Here's your Silver B.L.O.B. for:
Well, morning comes and she's still with him, and her reservations are gone -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 68 From: Áine Date: 13 Nov 01 - 10:30 PM Well, I have to say that you've all inspired me yet again . . . to go out and chop down some trees in the yard and start my compost heap . . . ;-) So, before I start shoveling things again (oh no! they cried), here are the Chips for your Cat Man songs -- and whether they were compelling, catty or kinky, they were all excellent! Cudos and congrats and beaucoups thanks to all my darlin' Challenge!rs . . . Áine Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Shamrock Cluster (The Shamrock Cluster is awarded for a very high level of imagination, imagery, and/or creative use of language in a song): To Be a Tiger by Bradypus Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Harp Ribbon (The Harp Ribbon is given for being able to make The Keeper of the Book fall on the floor laughing OR make her short out her keyboard with tears): If I Only Had A Pelt by Deda If I Were a Sabre-Tooth by Amos Pelt Of the Tiger by DeRider (a/k/a Jack the Sailor) Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Guinness Crest (The Guinness Crest is awarded for causing both Harp Ribbon conditions within one song): Tyger I Hardly Knew Ye by derrymacash Winners of the Golden Cow Chip with Doo-Lyn Ditty Digger Decoration (The Doo-Lyn Ditty Digger Decoration is awarded for the best cow chip chunking Country version of a song in a Challenge!): I Am A Tiger With No Tail by Jack the Sailor Winners of the Super Special Sandstone Sheila-Na-Gig Ocarina Award (The Super Special Sandstone Sheila-Na-Gig Ocarina Award is given to the Challenge!rs who warm the cockles and create a special warm and fuzzy feeling in the heart of the Keeper of the Book in a song): All I Want for Christmas by Mmario Bengali Benny by Clifton53 Dating This Cat by Al 2000 Stewart (a/k/a Jack the Sailor) If I Was A Tiger by McGrath of Harlow |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 68 From: Amos Date: 14 Nov 01 - 08:48 AM There ya go, Deda!! Cow Chip with Harp Ribbon!! I expect to see it on yourmantelpiece next time I visit!! LOL. Wonderful challenge, TGG -- it is just great to see you're back in the saddle. A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 68 From: Jack the Sailor Date: 14 Nov 01 - 09:55 AM And of course the shining silver sandboxfor combining the scatological with the catological in a charming nad funny manner goes to.Bitter Sweet Revenge by Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 68 From: Áine Date: 14 Nov 01 - 10:00 AM Thank you, dear Jack! And I'd like to accept the S.S.S. on behalf of all the little cats who helped make me what I am today -- Bonzai (the late and great Siamese), Tigger, Maxie, and her brother, Jack. Hugs and snogs, Áine |
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