Mudcatter's Genders

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcatter's Genders
From: Hollowfox
Date: 15 Nov 01 - 05:14 PM

Murray, please look in the Digital Tradition for the lyrics of "It's Only a Wee Wee".
Guest Burke is right, there are penty of gender-neutral insults. I favor the phrase "crawling by-blow of perverted lust" myself. If the insultee doesn't rate something of this strength, they're not worth taking the trouble to insult.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcatter's Genders
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 15 Nov 01 - 05:25 PM

You start out in Bird-in-Hand, and go down the road to Intercourse, but if you take the wrong turn you may wind up in Blue Ball.

Aloha,
Mark the Kahuna (who went to medical school in Hershey, Dauphin County, PA)

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcatter's Genders
From: SharonA
Date: 15 Nov 01 - 05:38 PM

See? Mark knows!

Ah, Hershey...... I was fortunate enough to go there on a class trip as a kid, when they still gave public tours of the candy factory. I still remember the machines mixing those giant vats of chocolate... and the useless little paper hats they made us wear! For those who don't know, the whole town smells of chocolate from the factory, and in parts of town the street lights are shaped like Hershey Kisses candies!

But I digress. Another PA town name with a bit of innuendo to it is "Rough and Ready", north of Harrisburg (roughly!).

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcatter's Genders
From: Mudlark
Date: 15 Nov 01 - 06:14 PM

A town in New Mexico would make a good thread title here....Truth or Consequences.

I'm with Amergin, Lady P., et al, on this one. Shouldn't make any difference...

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcatter's Genders
From: Gypsy
Date: 15 Nov 01 - 06:22 PM

Well, got both gender and sex. Guess im lucky. it's okay, i am a woman...much to Melani's startlement when we met at Northern. :) Things in life that make me wonder...ever seen a MAN list his phone by initial and last name? Kinda screams "i'm a scared woman living alone", eh?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcatter's Genders
From: 53
Date: 15 Nov 01 - 06:48 PM

53 is a female and bob is a male so you got a toofer here.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcatter's Genders
From: Snuffy
Date: 15 Nov 01 - 07:24 PM

Is that Fifty-three or Five-three, Bob?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcatter's Genders
From: mmm1a
Date: 15 Nov 01 - 07:35 PM

f/44/earth oops sorry was answering like i would pm's asking for a/s/l. acually I don't mind telling I am female, its only when they mistake me for male that I get upset. Don't laugh it actually happened once when I was working as a painter on a construction site Ihad a baal cap on and my hair tuck up ,and was in winter so I guesswith bulky coat and cap.... I went out and bought a pink cap after that. mmm ( m as in Marian ) (m as in mom ) ( m as in Me )

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcatter's Genders
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 15 Nov 01 - 08:31 PM

I am a male, and I don't think you should insult people anyway, it is a lot nicer to be friendly to people.john

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcatter's Genders
From: Robin2
Date: 15 Nov 01 - 09:20 PM

There's two towns in KY, first comes the town of "Randy" and about ten miles down the road is "Frigid"
And isn't there a Climax, MI?

Robin (raising her hand as well)

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcatter's Genders
From: toadfrog
Date: 15 Nov 01 - 09:58 PM

The gender of a toad frog is neuter. Yet, there are male and female toadfrogs. And this is a competitor for the dumbest thread yet!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcatter's Genders
From: GUEST,dharmagirl
Date: 15 Nov 01 - 10:17 PM

In the box marked sex at the Video Warehouse tonight, I just wrote "no."

But, I had a ball in Climax, Michigan!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcatter's Genders
From: catspaw49
Date: 15 Nov 01 - 10:38 PM

Look here, all I wanna' know is which one do I need...a gender or a sex....to fuck?

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcatter's Genders
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Nov 01 - 10:53 PM

Spaw--aren't you mature enough yet to tell the difference?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcatter's Genders
From: catspaw49
Date: 15 Nov 01 - 11:25 PM

No. I'm trying to avoid maturity at all costs.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcatter's Genders
From: DougR
Date: 16 Nov 01 - 01:42 AM

Murray: I can't imagine why in the world you would care one way or the other. But if it's really important, I think Kendall is male.

DougR

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcatter's Genders
From: Metchosin
Date: 16 Nov 01 - 01:47 AM

I've been to Dildo, Newfoundland....and Upper Dildo too, and consequently I still haven't decided if my gender is relevant.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcatter's Genders
From: Amergin
Date: 16 Nov 01 - 02:02 AM

well, Doug...Kendall had better be male...cause that is one ugly ass female, otherwise....

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcatter's Genders
From: GUEST,Firecat at college
Date: 16 Nov 01 - 05:46 AM

Despite somebody thinking I was a male on one of the threads I set up I am definitely a GIRL!!! Never say I'm a man!!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcatter's Genders
From: SharonA
Date: 16 Nov 01 - 11:36 AM

Upper Dildo! Hahahahahahaha!

mmm: A friend once told me about a neighbor of his who got so tired of lending his tools and never having them returned to him that he painted them pink. He never had a problem after that; everyone on the block knew whose tools the pink ones were.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcatter's Genders
From: Fibula Mattock
Date: 16 Nov 01 - 11:44 AM

There's a town in Donegal called Muff. I have been told they really do have a diving club.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcatter's Genders
From: mmm1a
Date: 16 Nov 01 - 01:11 PM

Sharon ,I wonder if that would help when my kids borrow my husbands tools? I can see their faces now lol better yet I can see his face if I did that lol. mmm

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcatter's Genders
From: Maxine
Date: 17 Nov 01 - 07:39 AM

I'm definately female, if anyone's interested?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcatter's Genders
From: GUEST,AliUK
Date: 17 Nov 01 - 11:02 AM

I have balls and they frequently get me in trouble...I mean...damn!...especially if I have to zip quickly in the bathroom. I sometimes wish I were a woman so that the lost drop wouldn't keep embarrassing me, especcially if I have to go on stage or in front of a class...

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcatter's Genders
From: Chip2447
Date: 17 Nov 01 - 05:33 PM

Male...surprise surprise surprise...
And Gypsy, I have always used my first intitial and last name in the phone book, just to confuse those ijeets that want to call numbers like that for "fun or intimidation"

Chip2447

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcatter's Genders
From: 53
Date: 17 Nov 01 - 07:28 PM

by asking this question some idiots might think that you're trying to check up on them. BOB

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcatter's Genders
From: 53
Date: 17 Nov 01 - 07:30 PM

amerign myou might like the post before this one. BOB

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcatter's Genders
From: Amergin
Date: 17 Nov 01 - 07:36 PM

well, BOOB, really nice to be called an idiot by some fecking piece of cowshit that has no idea who the hell I am.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcatter's Genders
From: DancingMom
Date: 17 Nov 01 - 08:28 PM

Hey, Kim, I know where Bumpass, VA is. Looked at property there once. Sharon the Dancing Mom is female this go 'round, I figure I've been male in past lives. There was a time when women took male names so their music or literary writings would be accepted for their own value.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcatter's Genders
From: 53
Date: 17 Nov 01 - 10:06 PM

you're the one that said i might be checking up on people not me , you boob. BOB

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcatter's Genders
From: 53
Date: 17 Nov 01 - 10:09 PM

and i quote 11-17-01 2;56 am, why do you wish to track our activities, read em and weep. BOB

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcatter's Genders
From: Amergin
Date: 17 Nov 01 - 10:22 PM

i was joking, BOOB.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcatter's Genders
From: 53
Date: 17 Nov 01 - 10:27 PM

ok that's cool man no hard feelings. BOB

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcatter's Genders
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 17 Nov 01 - 10:36 PM

BOB-Amergin is a woman!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcatter's Genders
From: 53
Date: 17 Nov 01 - 10:40 PM

oh thanks john, and sorry amerigin. BOB

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcatter's Genders
From: Abby Sale
Date: 17 Nov 01 - 11:23 PM

Murray & MMario: I disagree. I think knowledge of a person's gender significantly retards communication. What it enhances is stereotyping. The "foreknowledge" you glean from knowing a person's gender may well give you an understanding opposit of what that person meant. In 10 years of posting, I've seen dozens of wild misunderstandings from this cause alone - nevermind all the other available causes.

The less knowledge of background the fewer assumptions and, I believe, the fewer misinterpretations.

And the fewer assumptions made about a person's background and orientation from his/her post, the less likely to reply with assinine responses.

IMHO, you know.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcatter's Genders
From: GUEST,, con huevos
Date: 18 Nov 01 - 12:42 AM

...that's cojones, not cajones...and in Mexico you're likely to hear them referred to as huevos (eggs)...go figure...

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcatter's Genders
From: katlaughing
Date: 18 Nov 01 - 01:02 AM

Bob, they are putting you on, as Amergin is also a "Nathan." *grin*

I forgot to say that since I was spayed, I think I could be neither, just like my cats, technically, thus "kat." LOL

BTW, there is a Climax, CO, also, and no I never did, there.

Robin2, raise 'em high, sister! **BG**

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcatter's Genders
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 18 Nov 01 - 01:06 AM

Yer all crazy!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcatter's Genders
From: katlaughing
Date: 18 Nov 01 - 01:09 AM

When did you first notice this, JohninH? **BG**

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcatter's Genders
From: Amergin
Date: 18 Nov 01 - 01:27 AM

sure took you long enough to realise that, JIH.....