Lyrics & Knowledge Personal Pages Record Shop Auction Links Radio & Media Kids Membership Help
The Mudcat Cafemuddy

Post to this Thread - Sort Descending - Printer Friendly - Home


Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'

Dave the Gnome 15 Nov 01 - 06:39 AM
GUEST,Spot (at the Kennels) 15 Nov 01 - 07:32 AM
Noreen 15 Nov 01 - 12:48 PM
John J 15 Nov 01 - 12:54 PM
Dave the Gnome 15 Nov 01 - 02:27 PM
Noreen 15 Nov 01 - 04:44 PM
crump 15 Nov 01 - 04:54 PM
Dave the Gnome 15 Nov 01 - 05:59 PM
GUEST,Spot (at the Kennels) 16 Nov 01 - 07:51 AM
Morticia 16 Nov 01 - 08:25 AM
Dave the Gnome 16 Nov 01 - 09:31 AM
Noreen 16 Nov 01 - 11:32 AM
crump 17 Nov 01 - 03:15 PM
Noreen 17 Nov 01 - 05:44 PM
Morticia 17 Nov 01 - 05:46 PM
Dave the Gnome 17 Nov 01 - 07:35 PM
GUEST,FOG(Friend of Gnome) 18 Nov 01 - 12:26 PM
crump 18 Nov 01 - 03:11 PM
Noreen 18 Nov 01 - 03:52 PM
GUEST,Spot (at the Kennels) 19 Nov 01 - 10:49 AM
crump 19 Nov 01 - 02:20 PM
SharonA 19 Nov 01 - 05:46 PM
Noreen 19 Nov 01 - 08:08 PM
IWTSHL 20 Nov 01 - 03:16 PM
crump 20 Nov 01 - 03:33 PM
Matthew Edwards 20 Nov 01 - 06:28 PM
Dave the Gnome 21 Nov 01 - 11:43 AM
Dave the Gnome 21 Nov 01 - 11:45 AM
Matthew Edwards 21 Nov 01 - 06:05 PM
Dave Wynn 22 Nov 01 - 06:49 PM
Dave the Gnome 30 Jan 02 - 06:16 PM
Dave the Gnome 30 Jan 02 - 06:21 PM
kendall 31 Jan 02 - 09:01 AM
Dave the Gnome 04 Feb 02 - 01:06 PM
GUEST 04 Feb 02 - 02:22 PM
GUEST,kidd 04 Feb 02 - 05:43 PM
kidd 04 Feb 02 - 06:35 PM
Dave Wynn 04 Feb 02 - 07:24 PM
GUEST,andy 05 Feb 02 - 05:55 AM
Catherine Jayne 05 Feb 02 - 09:27 PM
luthier 06 Feb 02 - 12:53 PM
Dave the Gnome 06 Feb 02 - 01:51 PM
Dave the Gnome 18 Feb 02 - 11:22 AM
Mr Red 18 Feb 02 - 11:25 AM
Chris 19 Feb 02 - 08:57 AM
luthier 19 Feb 02 - 11:53 AM
Dave the Gnome 19 Feb 02 - 04:57 PM
Dave Wynn 20 Feb 02 - 10:23 AM
Dave the Gnome 20 Feb 02 - 11:53 AM
GUEST,Spot (at the kennels) 20 Feb 02 - 12:23 PM
Dave the Gnome 24 Feb 02 - 10:36 AM
crump 24 Feb 02 - 05:14 PM
Dave the Gnome 25 Feb 02 - 11:26 AM
IWTSHL 26 Feb 02 - 04:45 PM
GUEST,sandyandy 05 Nov 08 - 04:36 PM
GUEST 13 Nov 08 - 09:50 AM
GUEST 13 Nov 08 - 09:52 AM
GUEST,SandyAndy 13 Nov 08 - 09:55 AM
Share Thread
more
Lyrics & Knowledge Search [Advanced]
DT  Forum
Sort (Forum) by:relevance date
DT Lyrics:









Subject: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 15 Nov 01 - 06:39 AM

Advance warning to the residents of above town. Lock up your daughters. Hide your sheep. Get in extra beer. The annual Swinton Hardy Intrepid Trecking Society (SHITS) has arranged it's annual Ingleton bash for the weekend of the the 15/16/17 February 2002.

This has been going on for about 20 years now but we still manage to catch them out! It started off as a 'Stag' do for one of our number and the core SHITS will still be the cultural, civilised, well-mannered elite for the weekend and will be, as usual, resident in an exclusive secret hideaway.

The rest of you rabble are grudgingly invited to try and find us singing, performing and being thoroughly entertaining at a milk bar somewhere in Ingleton on the Friday or Saturday night. Or try to catch us up as we excercise or lean, bronzed bodies on one of the higher fells on Saturday afternoon.

This is NOT a folk festival. We are all tee-totalers and do not believe in the the noisy raucous behavior caused by revelers at those satanic events.

This is something else entirerly....;-)

Cheers

Dave the Gnome

PS - Ingleton became an altogther safer place once Kendall ceased his late night ramblings.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: GUEST,Spot (at the Kennels)
Date: 15 Nov 01 - 07:32 AM

Yes Indeed.....How much I look forward to the annual S.H.I.T.S. visit to Ingleton and will of course be there as a founder member of the SHITS. Should any Mudcat person wish to join us as an Honorary SHITS they are most welcome.

Should you wish to just come along for the weekend and be a fringe SHITS then this is OK too. I beleive that the current venue is under negotiation for film and TV rights and a number of pubs are fighting for the beer and spirits franchise for the weekend.

The biggest bribe so far has come from the Three Horseshoes with the Masons Arms a close second.

If any Mudcatter wants to join us for the weekend then Dave T' Gnome will give them details of very cheap (if somewhat basic) accomodation.The only requirement is that you sing , play or listen and walk on the saturday.

Spot t' Dog


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: Noreen
Date: 15 Nov 01 - 12:48 PM

The biggest bribe so far has come from the Three Horseshoes with the Masons Arms a close second.

...Oh yes? How much are they prepared to pay you to stay away? :0)

I was under the impression that this was a 'male bonding' (not bondage, Spot) -type weekend. Am I to understand that wimmin are now welcome? I promise to sing, play, listen and drink walk on the Saturday, and do other sociable things as required...

Come back Morticia, Gomez and Kendall- all is forgiven!

(BTW this will be the weekend following the proposed Stoney Stratford Mudcat gathering)


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: John J
Date: 15 Nov 01 - 12:54 PM

Hmmm. Whose beer is it?

JJ


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 15 Nov 01 - 02:27 PM

The only reason we never let the wimmin know where we were Noreen is the fear of what they would do to our bodies. We have decided to get around that problem by drinking beer, breaking wind and being generally anti-social. Hopefully this will put of all but the most ardent admirers. Well, that's my excuse for how I look anyway...;-)

In truth, the ladies have always been welcome but for some strange reason a wet weekend in February in a damp caravan in Ingleton with a bunch of smelly drunken men just never seems to have appealed to anyone of the female variety. I can't understand it myself?

For the sake of propriety and decorum (and to stop a great deal of hasstle from respective partners) we would need to have the Ladies and Mens houses seperate of course.

JJ - Thwaites in the Horseshoes. Tetleys (I think) in the Masons. All sorts of others available withing striking distance.

Cheers

DtG


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: Noreen
Date: 15 Nov 01 - 04:44 PM

Horsheshoes had Black Sheep, didn't it Dave? In fact, it was I who introduced Kendall to the Black Sheep- I have just realised the error of my ways!

Noreen


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: crump
Date: 15 Nov 01 - 04:54 PM

If you enjoy having a sore throat, sore feet, sore head,flatulence, no washes,baths or showers,a tendency to lose the map and compass when it matters most,wet clothes,a frozen bed,outside toilet,singing until the early hours,playing until your fingers bleed,laughing,eating,guzzling beer,whiskey,brandy,chatting,possibly throwing up due to your failure to be "sensible",finding your 'van in the dark (perilously close to the river),being struck down by "the trots" on the top of Ingleborough and no-one has a toilet roll then this is THE week-end for you.Please form an orderly queue!!

P.S.

Did I mention the snow,sleet,blizzards,earth-tremors,gales and driving rain.Oh, friendly sheep.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 15 Nov 01 - 05:59 PM

You have been with us then Crump! Who are you in real life? Not the bugger who fills my mouth with parrot droppings while I am asleep?

Cheers

DtG


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: GUEST,Spot (at the Kennels)
Date: 16 Nov 01 - 07:51 AM

Hmmm...This Crump person certainly describes the weekend like he has been there. Almost every detail right up to getting the trots on Inglebrough.....Who are you Crump. Throw off your closet and come out of the wardrobe.

Noreen...Ladies are always welcome at the weekend providing they behave with decorum. The only drawback is their inability to flatulate then laugh like a five year old at how funny they are....this is almost a requirement at Ingleton.

Spot (Tethered at the Kennels)


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: Morticia
Date: 16 Nov 01 - 08:25 AM

Well, it certainly sounds attractive *BG*....but I may have to pass on this one and opt for the far more salubrious Stony Stratford weekend....I will pass on the details to Gomez though....sounds right up his boulevard.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 16 Nov 01 - 09:31 AM

Whatcher mean 'almost a requirement', Spot? You always told me it was compulsory. Have I been subject to some strange initiation rights? You will be telling me that the thing with the sheep, the snorkel and two buckets of baby oil is not required next!

Cheers

DtG


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: Noreen
Date: 16 Nov 01 - 11:32 AM

*hmmm*... now where did I put it... I know I had one of those decorum things somewhere...


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: crump
Date: 17 Nov 01 - 03:15 PM

"salubriwhatsit" and "boolivard" get a grip girl,this is dirt-track,green road,shavings for wimps,accapella trumping,hit me with a large one,fill the kettle with river water,hold your nose and swig it down,boots frozen to the floor,hold onto your sphericals pleasure. Wimmin wont like it.Whats the point of looking in the mirror,scratching the stubble and thinking "sod it" if you don't grow any.This is a diamond geezers week-end,follow through if you dare!


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: Noreen
Date: 17 Nov 01 - 05:44 PM

Wimmin wont like it

Hmmm... you mean my stilletos wouldn't be suitable for the weekend? And will there be nowhere to plug in the heated rollers? Oh my and dearie me!

And I was contemplating coping with the stubble for the weekend, too...


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: Morticia
Date: 17 Nov 01 - 05:46 PM

I'm more afraid of you daimond geezers following through....


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 17 Nov 01 - 07:35 PM

Hey Crump - your scaring me now! Are you me in another persona? Am I you?? How do you know about all these things???

Am I being stalked? No? Oh damn...

Mind you I can always ask the secret questions!

What is the toast?

Describe the scene that threw the brownies into a state of shock in Hayfield.

And who was that masked man?

LOL - Cheers

DtG


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: GUEST,FOG(Friend of Gnome)
Date: 18 Nov 01 - 12:26 PM

Heres the one that will sort out the true SHIT from the imposter.

What is the significant and mysterious query about the food at the (now under new management) Fountain cafe? All real SHITS will know this instantly. Itis one of the most mysterious puzzles known to man. If Crump cares to answer this to the satisfaction of said present SHITS on this thread, namely Gnome Spot and myself then we will accept his inalienable right to SHITness. If he cannot then like all semi-secret perverted sects he/she will be blackballed forever.

See ya all there-gird up your colons chaps.

FOG


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: crump
Date: 18 Nov 01 - 03:11 PM

DtG To the departed (in Gaelic ) Red long-johns and yellow bits at each end.

Is this a red herring?

FoG How did they do it for the price?

Noreen Your stilleto's would brighten the place up but I'm afraid electricity would be a problem.If you can devise a way of linking the rollers to a Calor gas bottle you've cracked it.

Is it true that the communal romper-suit never gets washed?


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: Noreen
Date: 18 Nov 01 - 03:52 PM

Crump, it seems obvious that you have never met:

a)me
b)a sense of humour...

Or is it that only the male of the species is allowed a sense of humour?


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: GUEST,Spot (at the Kennels)
Date: 19 Nov 01 - 10:49 AM

Steady Noreen....Crump (Mr / Mrs / Ms) is obviously a new Mudcatter and deserves the benefit of the doubt without having the awful accusation of no SOH. He may be a bit biased towards a stag gathering but having been there even someone as open minded as moi would be hesitant before I welcomed a lady to the event (even a pretty one like you).

It's a seriously bad weekend. I wake up with night sweats in January thinking about it. Hygene is just a greeting and no naked lights in the vans in case of methane explosion.

Be gentle with Crump...he is obviously someone I know!

Spot


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: crump
Date: 19 Nov 01 - 02:20 PM

Noreen, I apologise if I have caused offence. It's true,I've never met a disembodied sense of humour! But lighten up,things could be worse,you could actually be there!


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: SharonA
Date: 19 Nov 01 - 05:46 PM

So I see it's true: "Ingleton swings like a pendulum do..." ;^)


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: Noreen
Date: 19 Nov 01 - 08:08 PM

Sorreee... too sharp for my own good. It must have been the thought of someone really believing that I take heated rollers camping (apologies in advance if I offend anyone who does... Spot's curly coat may require them for all I know...)

Hygene is just a greeting - I got that the second read through- very good!

And Sharon: :0)


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: IWTSHL
Date: 20 Nov 01 - 03:16 PM

Crump The romper suit is not communal it's just for you and me. It gets washed after every fith Ingleton.

A warning to the innocent The SHIT'S Ingleton weekend is evil. Attend and your soul is sold to the evil one.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: crump
Date: 20 Nov 01 - 03:33 PM

FoG-no bacon butties.

There's only 88 days to go. Is anyone taking a lap-top ?

IWTSHL-D'you mean filth or fifth?

Is bath-time a quick wipe over with Boots moist wonder wipes or will the tap on the outside wall of the cludgey be thawed enough to fill the communal egg-cup?


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: Matthew Edwards
Date: 20 Nov 01 - 06:28 PM

Now this looks interesting: a male bondage weekend, with wimmin loosely attached - no, I mean loose women attached - or whatever. My sense of direction is legendary; the last time I did the Three Peaks Walk it turned into the Five Peaks when I misread the map and climbed Whernside three times from a different direction each time! If I've recovered from the Stony Stratford Gathering I might try to make this.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 21 Nov 01 - 11:43 AM

Whernside three times!!! Fit bugger. You can carry at least two of us if you get there Martin;-)

DtG


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 21 Nov 01 - 11:45 AM

Or even Matthew!!! (Where did Martin come from? No. Don't answer that...)

Buy you a pint at Swinton to make up for it;-)

DtG


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: Matthew Edwards
Date: 21 Nov 01 - 06:05 PM

OK I'll enjoy the pint! For some reason people do seem to misremember my name; I get called Michael, Malcolm, Martin, or other variations including "Hey You!" Anyway I do hope that I'll be able to join in this excursion, but for Heaven's sake don't let me be the sherpa or we'll all end up in the caves instead of the hills!


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: Dave Wynn
Date: 22 Nov 01 - 06:49 PM

Who is Crump?

Whomsoever he is he knows too much.

Careful Crump People have disappeared at the Ingleton Do and even the locals keep mum about where they go.

Spot (returned from a self inflicted computer loss).

BS: which transpired to be a phantom PPP adaptor that somehow generated itself from my modem software but wouldn't do the honourable thing and show itself in my settings.......


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 30 Jan 02 - 06:16 PM

Well, well, well. Now here's a turnip for the books. Ingleton is still on for the 15/16 Feb. Fri (15th) in the Masons Arms and Saturday TBA but possibly at the Wheatsheaf after 9pm or possible in someones living room!!! But, here's the rub, Myself, Spot and Crump, along with a few others won't be there! We have been invited to a one-off 'do' which we would like to attend on the 16th. Plus, the guy who is the reason for it all (Mike D - who some of you may have seen at the Lion or the Jug gatherings) cannot make it either as it is his daughters wedding. Pretty flimsy excuse or what?

Anywho - there is still as strong contingent up there that weekend for anyone interested. I have not yet cancelled the caravans I booked and will not until Saturday so if anyone wants to go please conatct me and I will give you details of the luxury accomodation. Just ask Kendall or Morticia if you don't believe me...;-)

We will be going somewhere the following weekend but as yet this is undecided. Watch this space.

Cheers

Dave the wandering Gnome


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 30 Jan 02 - 06:21 PM

Oh - and IWLTSHL should be with us on the 22/23 as well. (Don't ask...)

DtG


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: kendall
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 09:01 AM

I found no fault with the accomodations.(Nudge nudge, say no more eh? eh?)


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 04 Feb 02 - 01:06 PM

We've been and gone and done it now! We have moved Ingleton to Wales!!! The shadow still remains in Yorkshire and will be well attended by members of Swinton Folk Club and friends on the 15/16 Feb but the spirit has flown...

Meself, Spot, Crump, IWLTSHL plus Steve, Mike and Ged (All known to attendees of the Swinton Bash) will be going to the foreign country West of the border on the 22/23 of Feb. Aiming for somewhere that sounded distictly like 'Klingon four', somewhere after Caernarfon. Any Mudcatters in the area welcome to join us but remember it be on your own head!!!

Spot the Dog has more details the Ingleton breakaway weekend (Ingleton the revenge??? Welsh Folkers??? Lliinglletwnn??) PM him or me if you are interested.

Cheers

Dave the look you boyo Gnome


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Feb 02 - 02:22 PM

Being an Ingleton resident, I look forward to the weekend. Do I understand it is off?

We have a session at the hill Inn on the last Saturday of each month, how about coinciding?

Andy


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: GUEST,kidd
Date: 04 Feb 02 - 05:43 PM

Is Ingleton near Haworth at all?


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: kidd
Date: 04 Feb 02 - 06:35 PM

Well? Is it?


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: Dave Wynn
Date: 04 Feb 02 - 07:24 PM

kidd,

No Ingleton is not near Haworth..(if thats the haworth of the Bronte fame). It is not dramaticaly far , about 30 miles.

Guest. This year The "Ingleton do" is Fri / Sat 15th and 16th Feb. But as the previous note says the founders can't make it. But there will be a presence there over this weekend playing and singing in the local pubs.

Maybe next year we can try and meet you at the Hill Inn. It's a nice pub and a good venue for song and music.

Spot.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: GUEST,andy
Date: 05 Feb 02 - 05:55 AM

Well I will see some of you in Ingleton on the Friday and Saturday.

Andy


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 05 Feb 02 - 09:27 PM

Mine and Jez's house mate (chris and gandalf the cat) has very bad flatulance!!!! obviously they would be very suited for this weekend!!!! however gandalf does like his baths and would greatly miss these if he was force to walk for the weekend also letting a feline of the male species near spot t' dog would not be a good idea! Chris on the other hand would more than likely enjoy chasing the sheep around.........perhaps we should introduce him to eric the viking!

catsPHiddle and JeZeBeL

PS - dave and Spot....I love youuuuuuu!!!!! Hope to see you at the jug in may....I've learnt new choonz!!

LUV FROM your ever faithful Jez the whore, erm, bodhran player i mean....xxxxxxxx


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: luthier
Date: 06 Feb 02 - 12:53 PM

to anyone out there, I am new to this computer lark and can only hope this message bypasses the usual gremlins that dog my efforts.For everyones information the latest news that I have is that loads of musos WILL be descending on Ingleton on Fri 15,Sat 16 of Feb. Friday night we will be in the Masons arms and on Saturday night the Ex Service mens Club. We have been promised an extra barrel of Theakstons that night, well thats enough for me anyway. We would love to see every one again and welcome new friends.

Ps News flash.....there is a very strong rumour that Dave the Dwarf will be comming on Fri night (so we will order another barrel). Luthier


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 06 Feb 02 - 01:51 PM

I am not sure if I can chance my arm two weekends running - particularly as one is with Yorkshire sheep and the other is with Welsh ones buy you never know your luck;-) Only ONE barrel though - that's a poor do init???

If I do make it I will not be stopping over so I cancelled the 'vans anyway. If anyone is interested Mrs Morphet at Home Head (10 minutes from the pub and about 5 from the ex-servicemans) will rent you a 6 berth caravan for two nights (she won't do just one night) for about 14 squids a night - bargain!

And well done Luthier (who's secret identity is safe with me...) You will get the hang of this computer thing one day:-)

Cheers

DtG


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 18 Feb 02 - 11:22 AM

Well??? Don't leave us all in suspenders. How did it go? Who did what to whom? And with what? Any REALLY embarassing stories?

We need to know these things. We demand the right to be informed!!!

Cheers

DtG


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: Mr Red
Date: 18 Feb 02 - 11:25 AM

tell me (as I missed it) how was the senna tea and cascara?


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: Chris
Date: 19 Feb 02 - 08:57 AM

Absolutely brilliant weekend!!!!!!!1 Friday night in the Masons arms was well organized in advance, with the seating and tables arranged so that we were all in the same group.A great sing-around with over 20 of us in attendance.Music ranged from Trad' 'finger-in-the-ear stuff'to blues & good 'ole rock & roll, something for everyone and everyone got a chance to play or sing. Carried on into the wee small hours at one of the guest houses(ask Charlie about the weetabix!) The caravans were not needed as there weren't any hamsters attending and local B&B's had been arranged in advance for everybody. On saturday afternoon there was an impromptu session in the Hill Inn. This was followed in the evening with a full blown session at the Ex-Servicemens Club where we were made very welcome. The numbers were swelled by many of the locals who had been at the Mason"s the previous night. We've been invited back by the club for next year as the locals enjoyed it so much. Considering the short notice given to arrange it all, a big thank you to Charlie & Co.for putting it all together and a special mention must go to Keith for doing a great job of 'M.C'ing the nights, ensured everyone got their turn to play. Next year promises to be even better (if possible) as people who weren't able to make this time because of the short notice, are definites for next.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: luthier
Date: 19 Feb 02 - 11:53 AM

Chris. Was it that good? I suppose it must have been because the only thing I can remember is the saga of the two A.M. Weetabix, is my secret safe ? Luthier. P.S. Add my thanks to Keith for doing such a grand job with the mottley crew.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 19 Feb 02 - 04:57 PM

Good job well done lads! Keep it up and I'll never need to do anything again;-)

Next year I can go to the Ingleton folk bash in the full knowledge that all the organisation will be completed by a master!!!

When is it next year btw?

Next weekend - Klingon Four with the Star Trek All Rollicking, Trecking, Understated, Romantic, Depresives Society. (STARTURDS for short...)

Cheers and glad it went well.

DtG


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: Dave Wynn
Date: 20 Feb 02 - 10:23 AM

Nice to know all went well in Ingleton. It's good to know the old annual session is now in safe hands.

Ah Dave....Klingon Four....My spiritual home. See you there with most of "damaged". We need a redirector for A.S. or his spirit will miss the toast and walk the outside track forever.

Spot (the Corgi look you)


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 20 Feb 02 - 11:53 AM

I hope he finds better Caravans where he is now, Spot. At least he has gone on ahead again to pinch a full gas bottle!

Look you boyo. Watch for Prince Llewelyn ap Wyn the nearly acurate swordsman (Your ancestor if I remember rightly!) and Cymru am beth!!!

Prynhawn da

Dai the Gnome


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: GUEST,Spot (at the kennels)
Date: 20 Feb 02 - 12:23 PM

Indeed..ole fairly accurate wasn't half a lad. He was the perpetrator in the Beddgelert fiasco. Went for the wolves but being only fairly accurate got the innocent hounds.

see you there Dai

Gelert.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 24 Feb 02 - 10:36 AM

Eeeeh. Just back. Wonderful weekend. Only 7 of us which was, coincidentaly, the same number that started it all 20 years ago. All singers, hikers and drinkers as well, which again was pretty much as it started. Two fantastic sessions in the pub and a brilliant walk in between - including avoiding the streams in Mirkwood and some of our party having a ride on the mystic tree!!!

The Lleyn peninsula in Wales really is a magical place. Stood by a bronze age burial chamber and watching the sun setting behind the moutains which rise from the sea was an additional bonus for me. Made me wonder who was placed within and how many times he had watched that same sun set over those same mountains.

But then I went to the pub and a few pints of mild and lots of rousing choruses soon knocked me back into shape;-)

Cheers

DtG


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: crump
Date: 24 Feb 02 - 05:14 PM

Home agen home agen jiggety jig. What a week-end. Walkin', drinkin', eatin',singin',2am snackin'(don't ask about the buttered liquorice allsorts or Basset -scone butties,ginger-cake in tomato sauce or the pork-pie bunging horizontal mastication session). Standing up to your knees in muddyquicksandytypestuff and gently sinking as you liberate your hip flask. "was this marked on the map then (swig)?"-------------------"Aye"-------(muddyslurpysinkybloopynoise)--------------"whereabouts?"---(swig,sswwiigg)------------------"where you're standin'"--------------"bugger!"---(swigswigswigswig)------------BLOOP! No clock, no time-table,no beach-master, no worries. Must have been good,can't remember it all. My fellow STARTURDS, Lang may ye bums reak!!


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 25 Feb 02 - 11:26 AM

Aye, just shows doesn't it Crump. You don't need to arrange much to have fun. A place to sleep, a bog to sink in, beer to help forget...;-)

I'm happy that we managed to move back to our roots without dissapointing the good folks of Ingleton. Lets hope the management of the new venues value the free entertainment and don't start up the dreaded discos like the old ones did eh?

Cheers

Dave the Gnome (Who may be a hampster but does enjoy to escape out of the bar occasionaly!!!)


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: IWTSHL
Date: 26 Feb 02 - 04:45 PM

Crump You should use an Orange not a pork pie. Can you please inform me what the lumpy jam was on the scone ? (a confusing range of flavours) A great weekend and abig thanks to Spot and Gnome for the time and effort they put in. Especially Spot for coming via the North Pole driving range. and to all the STARTURDS for letting me play the madolin without breaking it over my head.

Love and Hugs to all IWTSHL


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: GUEST,sandyandy
Date: 05 Nov 08 - 04:36 PM

Chris

Are you the same Chris that used to come to Ingleton every February with singing mates. If so I am looking to see if you are coming next year and invite you all to attend the February fund raising for the Ingleton Folk Festival that is held in October. Great weekend, lots of music and walsking etc.

Sandyandy


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 09:50 AM

Anyone coming to Ingleton this February? Are the S.H.I.T.S Still gathering?


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Ingleton (Yorks, UK) 'do'
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 09:52 AM

Anyone coming to Ingleton this February?
SandyAndy


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: Ingleton 'do' in Feb 2009
From: GUEST,SandyAndy
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 09:55 AM

Is anyone coming to Ingleton in February as in the days of yore? If so it could usefully coincide with the Ingleton Folk Festival money raising event.

Hoping

SandyAndy


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate
  Share Thread:
More...

Reply to Thread
Subject:  Help
From:
Preview   Automatic Linebreaks   Make a link ("blue clicky")


Mudcat time: 21 June 8:43 AM EDT

[ Home ]

All original material is copyright © 1998 by the Mudcat Café Music Foundation, Inc. All photos, music, images, etc. are copyright © by their rightful owners. Every effort is taken to attribute appropriate copyright to images, content, music, etc. We are not a copyright resource.