Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ... From: Steve Shaw Date: 13 Jan 24 - 02:10 PM From Tim Vine: It's only when you're half-way through eating a horse that you realise you weren't as hungry as you thought you were... |
Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ... From: GUEST Date: 12 Jan 24 - 08:38 PM I’m so hungry I could eat the crutch out of a low flying duck. |
Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ... From: GUEST Date: 12 Jan 24 - 08:36 PM I’m so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the rider |
Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ... From: GUEST,JJdayo Date: 21 Feb 23 - 01:27 AM Slurp the crotch out of a dead leper's undies. |
Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ... From: fat B****rd Date: 06 Jun 21 - 02:53 PM So good I ate it twice!! :-] |
Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ... From: fat B****rd Date: 06 Jun 21 - 01:14 PM A scabby horse, anybody ?? |
Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ... From: fat B****rd Date: 06 Jun 21 - 01:14 PM A scabby horse, anybody ?? |
Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ... From: Mrrzy Date: 06 Jun 21 - 08:47 AM Where have I been living? I have only ever heard A horse. |
Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ... From: GUEST,Rick Date: 05 Jun 21 - 01:26 PM Eat the arse off a skunk,through a barbed wire fence, without a fork. |
Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ... From: GUEST,G Swim Date: 10 Nov 17 - 10:00 AM I'm so hungry I could eat the asshole out of a menstruating skunk |
Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ... From: Mr Red Date: 16 Sep 16 - 02:56 AM one for us Brits: ........... a Findus Beef Lasagne (Found to contain horse and beef allegedly ) |
Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ... From: GUEST,Gilly Date: 15 Sep 16 - 07:08 AM From my cousin Dennis Wood: "...a jed mon from out the cut..." [ a corpse from the canal]. My fathers' favourite was: "...a blind man's stick... ". My brother in law has; " a cow between two matresses..." |
Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ... From: Daithi Date: 15 Sep 16 - 06:13 AM ...a cow through a hole in a hedge |
Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ... From: GUEST,MATTHEW LEDBETTER Date: 14 Sep 16 - 04:59 PM IM SO HUNGRY, I COULD EAT THE ASSHOLE OUT OF A DEAD RHINO... IM SO HUNGRY I COULD EAT THE AFTER BIRTH FROM A HYENA... |
Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ... From: GUEST Date: 13 Nov 15 - 03:13 PM ... a scabby pig between two flock mattresses |
Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ... From: GUEST Date: 13 Nov 15 - 01:16 PM ... a poorly monkey |
Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ... From: Paul Burke Date: 13 Nov 15 - 12:25 PM .. a dead Christian Brother (from Myles na G I think) |
Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ... From: Harmonium Hero Date: 13 Nov 15 - 12:17 PM ....child's arse through a keyhole horse and rider and come back for the saddle arse end off a scabby dog The one a few posts back about 'a child's arse through a tennis racquet' is one I heard slightly differently, regarding someone with buck teeth: that they could eat an apple through a tennis racquet. JK |
Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ... From: GUEST,visitor Date: 13 Nov 15 - 02:53 AM @Guest, Ed, vulgarity is kind of understandable when it comes to everyday phrases like these but blasphemy is out of place. |
Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ... From: GUEST,Luey Date: 05 May 14 - 05:09 PM .... eat snakes. Raw. |
Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ... From: RoyH (Burl) Date: 05 May 14 - 04:54 PM From my Dad, I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and the man that shot it. |
Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ... From: GUEST,Ed Date: 04 May 14 - 09:53 PM I'm so hungry I could chew Christ off the cross. |
Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ... From: GUEST,Craig Date: 02 May 14 - 07:31 PM I'M SO HUNGRY I COULD EAT THE ASS END OF A MENSTRUAL SKUNK!! |
Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ... From: banjoman Date: 13 Sep 13 - 12:18 PM Eat a baby's bottom through a cane chair |
Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ... From: GUEST,Richard Date: 13 Sep 13 - 11:35 AM I could eat a pig and nine young 'uns. |
Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ... From: GUEST,Cathy Date: 13 Sep 13 - 08:51 AM I could eat a scabby dogs dick |
Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ... From: Ed T Date: 22 Jun 13 - 04:23 PM I recall in a general group office pot-luck a young new female employee stated "I cant wait for the food, am hungry as a mink" It caused some puzzled looks and raised eyebrows. |
Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ... From: GUEST Date: 22 Jun 13 - 04:03 PM J. Chew the balls off a charging bull |
Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ... From: banjoman Date: 05 Dec 12 - 04:56 AM I'm so hungry I could smack my face with the slack of my stomach |
Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ... From: MGM·Lion Date: 04 Dec 12 - 11:33 PM ... so I take it that, like most of his usages, it originated in 1920s NY underworld slang. |
Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ... From: MGM·Lion Date: 04 Dec 12 - 11:33 PM That was a phrase used by Damon Runyon, mike; I particularly remember it from the story Little Miss Marker, which beacame a celebrated, in its time, film with Shirley Temple. ~M~ |
Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ... From: open mike Date: 04 Dec 12 - 07:11 PM I think this is a line from the movie Quigley, Down Under: My stomach thinks my throat's been cut. perhaps it has been used in other places as well. |
Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ... From: kendall Date: 04 Dec 12 - 07:05 PM All the ones I know are just too gauche' to post here. |
Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ... From: Spailpin Date: 04 Dec 12 - 04:12 PM A dead donkey in a drain .... |
Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ... From: clueless don Date: 04 Dec 12 - 09:28 AM One of my favorites: Hungry enough to chew water. Don |
Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ... From: GUEST,Donners185 Date: 04 Dec 12 - 09:22 AM Eat a child's ass through a tennis racquet! My mum's favourite. |
Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ... From: GUEST,Craigo Date: 25 Apr 12 - 05:37 PM Here's an army one - I'm so hungry I could eat a monkeys miscarriage |
Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ... From: GUEST,helmet Date: 17 Apr 12 - 10:02 AM my buddy RUSS aka ROADPIGG rhodes, has a saying which goes like this, I'M SO HUNGRY MY ARSE IS SNAPPING AT MY JEANS! |
Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ... From: Jim Carroll Date: 11 Jan 12 - 10:05 AM A teacher friend of ours in a Catholic school in London overheard a pupil say "I'm so hungry I could eat a Christian Brother" Jim Carroll |
Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ... From: banjoman Date: 11 Jan 12 - 09:21 AM ... I can smack my face with slack of my stomach. |
Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ... From: Dave Hanson Date: 11 Jan 12 - 07:43 AM A bucket of chips and a small whale. Dave H |
Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ... From: GUEST Date: 11 Jan 12 - 07:18 AM A farmers arse through the seat of his tractor |
Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ... From: JennieG Date: 13 Aug 11 - 06:41 PM ......eat a newborn baby's bum through a cane chair. The bloke I married when I was young and silly (and from whom I have been divorced for a very, very long time) came from a country town 100 miles north of the town where I lived, and he used expressions from his area that were completely foreign to my town. Cheers JennieG |
Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ... From: GUEST,999 Date: 13 Aug 11 - 01:46 PM . . . bite the arse out of a skunk and snap at the hole. |
Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ... From: Dave Hanson Date: 13 Aug 11 - 01:32 PM I'm so hungry I could eat a bag of Walkers crisps. Dave H |
Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ... From: GUEST,Thebe Magugu Date: 13 Aug 11 - 08:38 AM I am so hungry, I could eat the hind leg of the Lamb of God. |
Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ... From: GUEST, Sminky Date: 05 Jul 10 - 10:54 AM a baboon's arse through an electric fence. |
Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ... From: GUEST,Callie Date: 05 Jul 10 - 09:14 AM nibble a farmer's arse through a cane chair tasteful Australian variation |
Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ... From: Jim Carroll Date: 05 Jul 10 - 08:41 AM A singer friend of mine working in a Catholic school in SE London heard one pupil say to another "I'm so hungry I could eat a Christian Brother". |
Subject: RE: Folklore: I'm so hungry I could ... From: Sugwash Date: 05 Jul 10 - 08:35 AM A scabby horse between two bread vans. |
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