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BS: Son of Stony Stratford

Morticia 01 Dec 01 - 07:51 PM
Liz the Squeak 02 Dec 01 - 03:40 AM
Dead Horse 02 Dec 01 - 05:34 AM
Gareth 02 Dec 01 - 06:31 AM
Liz the Squeak 02 Dec 01 - 08:03 AM
lady penelope 02 Dec 01 - 10:41 AM
John Routledge 02 Dec 01 - 11:01 AM
GUEST 02 Dec 01 - 12:15 PM
Liz the Squeak 02 Dec 01 - 03:20 PM
Susanne (skw) 02 Dec 01 - 09:10 PM
Steve Parkes 03 Dec 01 - 03:17 AM
GUEST,Roger the skiffler 03 Dec 01 - 03:46 AM
John MacKenzie 03 Dec 01 - 04:09 AM
MudGuard 03 Dec 01 - 05:07 AM
JudeL 03 Dec 01 - 08:56 AM
lady penelope 03 Dec 01 - 01:00 PM
Micca 03 Dec 01 - 02:38 PM
Susanne (skw) 03 Dec 01 - 05:44 PM
brid widder 03 Dec 01 - 07:24 PM
Liz the Squeak 03 Dec 01 - 07:28 PM
brid widder 03 Dec 01 - 07:38 PM
Steve Parkes 04 Dec 01 - 03:43 AM
JudeL 04 Dec 01 - 04:23 AM
Tone d' F 04 Dec 01 - 05:00 AM
JudeL 04 Dec 01 - 08:17 AM
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lady penelope 04 Dec 01 - 02:59 PM
Gareth 04 Dec 01 - 07:19 PM
Liz the Squeak 04 Dec 01 - 07:44 PM
Ella who is Sooze 05 Dec 01 - 04:42 AM
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mooman 06 Dec 01 - 04:23 AM
Maxine 06 Dec 01 - 09:13 AM
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Subject: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Morticia
Date: 01 Dec 01 - 07:51 PM

Part one two here
(this is part three -Joe Offer-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 02 Dec 01 - 03:40 AM

A thread that links back to itself - how I wish I'd listened in computer lessons....

So what are the planned events for this weekend then?

LTS - with memory like preverbial sieve....


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Dead Horse
Date: 02 Dec 01 - 05:34 AM

As I understand it, Liz, the programme begins with a *stew hurling contest* on the Friday afternoon. Followed by *indoor tent pitching & campfire-lighting*. The night will be rounded off with a *hamster-bake*. Spot the snorer during the dark hours. Saturday will kick off with *everybody back to own beds* for the compulsory *kazoo player bashing ritual*. The *Over 80s Nude Leapfrog* is cancelled owing to local statutes, but will be replaced by a talk *How Not To Hypnotise* (please bring own banjo) then its off to the pub to meet & displace the locals. The "Dog & Bucket" has set aside their "quiet room" for a melodeon & shantie session, and the ladies singaround will be in "the-main-bar-downstairs-next-the-gents". Back to the Jonathon King Memorial Scout Hut for *all-in wrestling & vegetarian chilli supper*. Sunday begins with a non-denominational dwile flonking service(again, bring own banjo). Goodbyes, name calling, and recriminations to follow the *camp striking ceremony* tho the more "camp" among you will probably wish to leave beforehand. Survivors descend on the town and set up alternative tea shoppe ensemble.


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Gareth
Date: 02 Dec 01 - 06:31 AM

Wot No Sheep Shearing - I said Shearing - Contest ?

Gareth


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 02 Dec 01 - 08:03 AM

And it's dwYle flonking...

Ta.

Can't wait.....

LTS

Still haven't found Kazoo though have a fair idea where it is.....


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: lady penelope
Date: 02 Dec 01 - 10:41 AM

"dwYle flonking..." as they say in modern parlance, "Eh?". Is it anything to do with (a) banjo's (b) sheep (c) Wales (d) hamsters ?

TTFN M'Lady P. ( president of the associationof the terminally bemused )


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: John Routledge
Date: 02 Dec 01 - 11:01 AM

Surely this thread should have started Late October/Early November 2002? Cheers Geordie


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Dec 01 - 12:15 PM

Dwile(or Dwyle)Flonking


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 02 Dec 01 - 03:20 PM

Lady P - beer. That's all you need to know.... just that it involves blokes, beer and a big stick.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Susanne (skw)
Date: 02 Dec 01 - 09:10 PM

Dead Horse - a programme worthy of catspaw! I'll have to think hard about what illness to develop (for my employer) so I can join you all!


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Steve Parkes
Date: 03 Dec 01 - 03:17 AM

Good news--my harmonica holder (with attachec spring clip) has turned up while turning out cupboards for impending house move, so--and you'll love this!--I can play my banjo and my kazoo at the same time!

Steve


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler
Date: 03 Dec 01 - 03:46 AM

Steve, I can hardly wait, wetting myself in anticipation....!
RtS (who can't walk and play the kazoo at the same time!)


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 03 Dec 01 - 04:09 AM

Mudcatatonicitis perhaps Suzanne?
Failte...Jock


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: MudGuard
Date: 03 Dec 01 - 05:07 AM

Or a severe stroke of Involentia Gallopans, Susanne (ein Anfall galloppierender Unlust).


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: JudeL
Date: 03 Dec 01 - 08:56 AM

Beer - yes
Blokes - possibly
Big stick - ????

Jude (who thinks she must be reading Joe's letter to Matilda)


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: lady penelope
Date: 03 Dec 01 - 01:00 PM

I've said this before and I'll say it again.....You're all mad!

I'm orf to see Bill Bailey

TTFN M'Lady P.


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Micca
Date: 03 Dec 01 - 02:38 PM

Penny , hasnt he come home yet????


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Susanne (skw)
Date: 03 Dec 01 - 05:44 PM

Thanks for your suggestions, Giok and MudGuard. I'll try them out as soon as I've found a learned article in the Lancet about either. I might also try an attack of my (by now chronic) anglophilia ...
Actually, I'd just need a day or two to get there. What really puts me off is still the fare (I'd like to take my car for sleeping) and the exchange rate. It costs us Continentals a fortune to go to Britain these days, let alone eat (and drink) there!
Maybe I ought to overcome my fear of flying and check out Luebeck to Stansted - without the car, of course.


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: brid widder
Date: 03 Dec 01 - 07:24 PM

Steve...you could ask Geoff the Duck to run a supplementary workshop on playing Kazoo & Banjo at the same time...he's the expert!

I've got the Friday(to travel) and Monday(to recover)off work so I am definitely on for this...and quite excited (I don't get out much)I've got my kazoo ready.

Susanne...develop a severe case of Dwileflokinitis...come over without the car...just bring a sleeping Bag


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 03 Dec 01 - 07:28 PM

The big stick is to fling the beer soaked cloth (usually pants) at the waiting blokes....

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: brid widder
Date: 03 Dec 01 - 07:38 PM

Steve...you could ask Geoff the Duck to run a supplementary workshop on Kazoo playing & Banjo at the same time...he's the expert!

I've got the Friday(to travel) and Monday(to recover)off work so I am definitely on for this...and quite excited (I don't get out much)I've got my kazoo ready.


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Steve Parkes
Date: 04 Dec 01 - 03:43 AM

I'm just trying to adjust to the idea of Liz flinging her beer-soaked pants at us ...


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: JudeL
Date: 04 Dec 01 - 04:23 AM

AHHhhhh .... Clear as mud

or should I say mudcat


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Tone d' F
Date: 04 Dec 01 - 05:00 AM

Liz flinging her beer-soaked pants at us I usually try to avoid these types of sites

I found my comb but can I find the right toilet paper, modern stuff is far too soft and comfortable


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: JudeL
Date: 04 Dec 01 - 08:17 AM

I don't think Liz meant hers


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Steve Parkes
Date: 04 Dec 01 - 10:18 AM

I'm not coming then!

Come on, Liz--whose pants will you be flinging?

Steve


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: lady penelope
Date: 04 Dec 01 - 02:59 PM

Best not to ask, eh? Could be yours.

As Bill Bailey shares a house in Hammersmith with his good lady wife and a small menagerie, why would I want him to come to my house, Micca?

Mr Bailey was as brilliant as usual, managed to get himself upstaged by a member of the audience at which point I nearly wet my knickers ( possibly not how you would want them for flonking with ) . For a minute I thought Liz might have turned up, as a woman down in the stalls started to squeak in a very familiar fashion. She may have quietly chocked to death after Mr Bailey kept likening her to a chinchilla, who knows?

We will now pause for the collective mental shuffling away from the scary lady...............I thank you.

TTFN M'Lady P.


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Gareth
Date: 04 Dec 01 - 07:19 PM

Mmmmmh ! Having read the last batches of posts I wonder if a £2 Mill Public liability insurance cover will suffice ??

Gareth


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 04 Dec 01 - 07:44 PM

Rest assured, 'twas not I, I was otherwise occupied... and that's all I'm saying!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Ella who is Sooze
Date: 05 Dec 01 - 04:42 AM

Hmmm, well, I'm looking forward to a game of dwylie flonking... WHAT A NAME!

I'm still positively thinking that I can make it... and hopefully fibula is rooting me out a kazoo.

What I want to know is... can I expect to get ANY sleep over the weekend - and do I need to book a day off to recover.

Ella


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: MudGuard
Date: 05 Dec 01 - 05:09 AM

Ella, ANY sleep or ANY sheep ? ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Ella who is Sooze
Date: 05 Dec 01 - 08:29 AM

grrrrr sheep... cheeky!

I've plenty of sheep living in Wales, it's sleep I need.

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 05 Dec 01 - 12:38 PM

Was it Friday Liz??


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Dead Horse
Date: 05 Dec 01 - 03:08 PM

'Taint the public wots a liability. I'ts all them crazy folkies flonking their dwyles and doing unsavoury things to sheep & hamsters.
Sleep! Did someone mention sleep? I wouldn't dare, if I was you. Why do you think I've got padlocks & an inflatable moat round the motor home? I shall be adding sound proofing too, as an anti-kazoo precaution.
Fortunately, the roof is not flat, or the wife would keep me awake by dancing her Asian-apple stuff on it all night.


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Morticia
Date: 05 Dec 01 - 07:02 PM

You think an inflatable moat will keep us out, do you??? All right lads, who's up for skinny dipping???


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Susanne (skw)
Date: 05 Dec 01 - 07:22 PM

Brid widder - interesting suggestion! However, after reading all the subsequent posts I've decided I'm not THAT desperate to join you all ... :-). Think I'll stick to my old and trusted bossallergy.


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Dead Horse
Date: 05 Dec 01 - 07:24 PM

Did I forget to mention the inflatable piranha?


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 05 Dec 01 - 07:41 PM

Been a while since I was skinny (about 36 years) but I'll try anything once.... besides, the piranha will be full up before they reach anything important!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Ella who is Sooze
Date: 06 Dec 01 - 04:11 AM

liz... you are a scream! funny...

could it be a gathering for inflatable creatures? Or inflatable mudcatters. Perhaps for those who can't come we could do life size card board cutouts of them?

E


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: mooman
Date: 06 Dec 01 - 04:23 AM

Oh dear all this dwile flonking, flinging of wet underpants and assorted inflatable funny creatures is making me think twice about all of this.....

mooman


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Maxine
Date: 06 Dec 01 - 09:13 AM

I've just read the thread. It sounds great...pant flinging, skinny dipping, dwile flonking! I reckon I've led a seriously sheltered life these past 34 years - time to make up for lost time - count me in!


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Eric the Viking
Date: 06 Dec 01 - 01:26 PM

If you like, and I'm able to get there, I'll bring a collection of soggy nappies from some of my kids at school (11-16 year olds) You can throw them at each other!

What about this celiedh band and celiedh then?

Cheers

Eric

ps Can nick some dry large adult sized one nappies for you kinky ones who can get proper sex-I mean with sheep!


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Susanne (skw)
Date: 06 Dec 01 - 06:26 PM

Re inflatable funny creatures - if I inflate any more than I've already done over this past year I'll sink the ship (or plane). Hope it's ok if I stay uninflated ... Also, I have no nappies for flinging but could offer to bring assorted cat litter instead (as well as some sheep litter for Eric)!


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: lady penelope
Date: 06 Dec 01 - 06:43 PM

Mooman........WIMP!

What's this asian-apple dancing then? I'm doing belly dancing at the mo'. I'm even getting a jingly scarf, oooh! ( God, I need to get out more!)

TTFN M'Lady P.


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Dead Horse
Date: 06 Dec 01 - 07:41 PM

It's either Asian-Apple or Apple-Asian, forget which. Kay will no doubt remind me when she gets home.
You put jingle-taps on your feet, and itching powder in your socks then away you go.
I might see a way to make a couple of bob out of all this, if I was to bring my battery powered inflater & charge a quid a go.


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 07 Dec 01 - 04:03 AM

I've got an inflatable crocodile, will that do??

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Micca
Date: 07 Dec 01 - 04:31 AM

We need someone with a tad more ambition!! Like Guy Fawkes!! He tried to blow up the Houses of Parliament, and I didn't even KNOW they were inflatable..


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: mooman
Date: 07 Dec 01 - 04:35 AM

Oh?...I missed the skinny dipping...count me in after all!!!

mooman


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: mooman
Date: 07 Dec 01 - 04:52 AM

...but only if I can go skinny dipping with Lady Penelope!

(;>)

mooman


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Gervase
Date: 07 Dec 01 - 05:13 AM

Oh dear - I always say "no" to skinny dipping, and then I'm usually first in. Oh gawd. This is going to end in tears!
Mind you, looking at the map, I can't see a body of water big enough to take the average 'Catter round Stony Stratford...


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 07 Dec 01 - 02:15 PM

Surely it should be curry powder not itching powder DH!! Failte....Jock


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Dead Horse
Date: 07 Dec 01 - 03:13 PM

Is somebody bringing a laptop?
The idea of being WITH a load of 'catters & not being able to read & write about it for three whole days worries me! Besides, I'd like to get MY side of the story posted first !!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Morticia
Date: 07 Dec 01 - 03:58 PM

It's a matter of honour and long tradition that the person most sober gets to relate the horrific details first.....and that would be......erm, none of us.


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 07 Dec 01 - 05:18 PM

I'll bring a laptop if required....Jock


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Gareth
Date: 07 Dec 01 - 07:16 PM

You may be assured that the back of my Fiesta contains a power punp. Plastic Sheep, Hamsters, Air Beds and Mudcatters catered too !

Gareth


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: lady penelope
Date: 08 Dec 01 - 04:43 AM

Ah, Apple-asian dancing. I know, that's the one danced by mountaineers, quite often to Arcade music.

Hmm, skinny dipping in febuary. I don't know.....well.....alright then. Just so long as it's understood, that if I start to get out of the water, I am not to be treated as if I'm trying to "beach" myself, OK?

I haven't got any inflatable animals. Will a selection of hammers, clubs (as in blunt instrument) and swords do? I'll see what Parker's got stashed under the bed.

TTFN M'Lady P.


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 Dec 01 - 11:15 AM

Gareth; do you want me to stop off in Edinburgh on my way down, and pick up Dolly? *BG*
Failte....Jock


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Gareth
Date: 08 Dec 01 - 12:17 PM

Come to think of it, a Moat around the car park - Do catters want me to bring my inflatable boat as well ??

Gareth


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Dead Horse
Date: 09 Dec 01 - 06:50 AM

Lady Penelope
Please, please, don't bring swords. I shall only start a Longsword workshop. And it really pi**es me off to find that the women do it better than the men. Better to stick to inflatables. Us men are better at sticking to inflatables;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: lady penelope
Date: 09 Dec 01 - 08:02 AM

It IS an inflatable sword! Honest!

TTFN M'Lady P.


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Maxine
Date: 09 Dec 01 - 10:54 AM

I had visions of grown men running around with their swords in their hands....now you tell me it isn't happening. Talk about shattering illusions! All I'm left with is the vision of dwile thonking, and I'm not entirely sure about the whole aspect of that one!


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: lady penelope
Date: 09 Dec 01 - 11:28 AM

Different kind of sword, that's all!

TTFN M'Lady P.


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Maxine
Date: 09 Dec 01 - 11:55 AM

Ahhh, that's ok then!


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 09 Dec 01 - 07:52 PM

Oh bottoms..... missed out again.

So should I be looking for the inflatable lollipop?

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Tone d' F
Date: 10 Dec 01 - 04:10 AM

Just to prove men are multi tasking ther will be attempts at sword play and dwylie flonking in the same day

This meet is starting to look more like care in the comunity by the hour

I think after reading this thread I'll go and lie down in a dark room for a while


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler
Date: 10 Dec 01 - 04:26 AM

The only inflatable I've got is one of Munch's Scream which lives on my desk and I've promised that to my cubicle neighbour when I leave.
RtS (10 working days and counting!)


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: alanww
Date: 10 Dec 01 - 05:00 AM

I have an inflatable guitar, which is part of our mummers kit. Shall I bring it?
(The trouble is that its a modern electric version rather than acoustic and also I don't think you can tune up it very easily! In our play it is usually used to hit me (Father Chrismas) round the head)

Kind friends and companions, come join me in rhyme ...
Alan


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: mooman
Date: 10 Dec 01 - 10:06 AM

Since hearing of my skinny dipping plans with Lady Penelope, Lady McMoo has now also expressed an interest in attending, presumably to keep her beady eye on me, although my thoughts were of course as ever beyond reproach and I would only ever have considered going with the best "in tent". (Hang on there it's indoor camping though isn't it?)

mooman


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Gervase
Date: 10 Dec 01 - 10:24 AM

Mrs Moo can surely have no worries about chaps skinny-dipping in February, unless Lady P is bringing a powerful magnifying glass.
After all, anything interesting is going to look like a walnut whip, only much smaller!


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Ella who is Sooze
Date: 10 Dec 01 - 11:42 AM

though I suggested inflatables, I only have my inflatable camp bed and am not willing to flail that around. Though will be charging 10p a puff to blow it up, as I find it's very often far cheaper than booze for making you dizzy... Having lost the blowy uppy thingy years ago, I have to blow it up by my own steam. Better than forty whiskys...

perhaps I can be a side show... roll up roll up... see the Ella turn purple red then grey and keel over stall...

Guess which colour she'll go next - or I can run a book on how many puffs...

Me thinks I will have to raid my neices stock of inflatable nonseses - which includes a desert island I think...


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Dead Horse
Date: 10 Dec 01 - 03:28 PM

Sorry Ella, puffing your camp bed cannot replace real ale.
It can't make you visit the loo every five minutes, won't make you talk gibberish, fails to make any member of the opposite sex infinitely desirable, doesn't give you a hangover, and doesn't give you amnesia.
I'm sticking to the real thing, thanks.


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: vectis
Date: 10 Dec 01 - 04:19 PM

After 2 weeks of looking I've found my kazoo. Now my weekend will be complete.
The large body of water is in MK somewhere, it's called Willen Lake but it's not a patch on a pirannah and mudcat infested inflatable moat in the car park. Looks like a digital camera is a must!!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Dead Horse
Date: 10 Dec 01 - 06:39 PM

Looks like I'm hoisted by my own petard!
Gonna have to find the proverbial moat.
Would a soggy woopee cushion suffice?


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: lady penelope
Date: 10 Dec 01 - 06:57 PM

Watch out chaps, if we don't calm down, we'll have had all the fun before we get there!

I never use magnifying glasses in uncontrolled circumstances as one stray sunbeam could cause an hirsuit disaster! Besides, I can never keep hold of the tweezers if I have cold hands!!!!

TTFN M'Lady P.

P.S. Gervase, you nearly put me walnut whips there.

" They're not Terry's, they're mine...."


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: lady penelope
Date: 10 Dec 01 - 07:30 PM

"P.S. Gervase, you nearly put me walnut whips there."

Should read, " .....put me off walnut whips there"

Ahem.

TTFN M'Lady P.


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 10 Dec 01 - 07:39 PM

I'm intrigued now.... how does Gervase know that other blokes look like walnut whips, and is that with the nut or after it's been bitten off?

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Susanne (skw)
Date: 10 Dec 01 - 08:00 PM

And do the walnuts have to be coated in black leather?


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: lady penelope
Date: 11 Dec 01 - 05:28 PM

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

TTFN M'lady P.


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 11 Dec 01 - 07:43 PM

Who gets to lick out the cream????

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Dec 01 - 09:26 AM

Ooh er Mrs!!!!
Jock


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: The_one_and_only_Dai
Date: 12 Dec 01 - 09:28 AM

right, I am NOT coming any more...


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Lady P. At Work
Date: 12 Dec 01 - 10:44 AM

WHADDYA MEAN YOU'RE NOT COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Right, you're all to stop frightening Dai, OK ?

TTFN M'Lady P.


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: The_one_and_only_Dai
Date: 12 Dec 01 - 10:58 AM

... unless I can wear my rubber pants and fill them with blancmange ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Dead Horse
Date: 12 Dec 01 - 02:02 PM

How can The_one_and_only_Dai be concerned with trifles;-) when my moat is under attack from a bunch of naked perverts and banjo players armed with inflatable swords?
I hope his rubber pants shrink in the wash!


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Lady P. At Work
Date: 12 Dec 01 - 02:04 PM

Ok now you can all stop frightening me!

TTFN M'Lady P.


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Dec 01 - 02:05 PM

Where can I buy a job lot of those jackets with the special sleeves that tie at the back??
LMAO...Failte....Jock


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Eric the Viking
Date: 12 Dec 01 - 02:19 PM

you lot are bloody perverts! And you get on at me for the odd sheep or 2.

Bbbbaaaaaaaaaa humbug


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Gareth
Date: 12 Dec 01 - 02:32 PM

Quite Eric, I think only thee and me is normal here.

Gareth


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Micca
Date: 12 Dec 01 - 05:31 PM

and you two are the definition of Normal!!!!????


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 12 Dec 01 - 06:59 PM

In any group of three people, one of them will, at some point in their life, be classified as subclinically neurotic, or, to give it it's medical terminology, stark staring bonkers.

Luckily there's only two of me.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Ella who is Sooze
Date: 13 Dec 01 - 05:34 AM

ewwwwww.... Dai's got blac mange...... ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I'm sure you can get cream for it anyways,

heck!


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: The_one_and_only_Dai
Date: 13 Dec 01 - 05:36 AM

did I mention the peeled cucumber, or was that on a different website?


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Steve Parkes
Date: 13 Dec 01 - 06:59 AM

Ella, is that black mange or blanc mange? It's important to know (althiugh either would benefit from the application of cream).

Steve

Not to mention the cucumber--you fool! I told you not to mention the cucumber!


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Dec 01 - 12:05 PM

Saladin??
Jock


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Ella who is Sooze
Date: 14 Dec 01 - 04:46 AM

black mange, but is also known as blac mange, all depending on the area you are from, is a high contagious tropical disease, only curable with vast amounts of black mange cream applied EVERYWHERE!


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Morticia
Date: 14 Dec 01 - 10:31 AM

That's it. I'm applying for permission to franchise the NYCFTTS and build it in Stony Stratford.....you lot all need a long rest.


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: alanww
Date: 14 Dec 01 - 10:31 AM

Is Stony Stratford's son's partner's baby (ie Stony Stratford's grandchild) nearly due? (Is that enough apostophies in one sentence for the pendants among you?)

Sons of the sea, bobbing up and down like this ... !
Alan


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: The_one_and_only_Dai
Date: 17 Dec 01 - 04:13 AM

Maybe, alan, but not before this:

I had a call from mister Bob Adams last night, he who is in charge of the building. He has pencilled the WHOLE PLACE over to us for the weekend, with the intention that we may use the soundproof studio for music after the music license expires, and the quiet space above it for sleeping... I am going over there tomorrow evening to get an impression of the place (i've only ever been downstairs in it :-))


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: alanww
Date: 17 Dec 01 - 06:08 AM

Keep up the good work, Dai. Sounds as if the venue will be ideal! All we need to do now is the get there (with instruments) and hopefully something magical will happen ...

Come fill up your glasses and let us be merry ...
Alan


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: The_one_and_only_Dai
Date: 17 Dec 01 - 06:13 AM

Part four


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 29 Dec 01 - 11:20 AM

Linda Smith and myself would like to make it to Stony Stratford if we can. Is there likely to by any space available for a small (11 foot) caravan on Fri/Sat. If not does anyone know of a nearby commercial (or CL) site - I don't really think I'll have the time to bring the boat up the Grand Union. Pity it's not the following week as we've got a gig at Foxton Locks.


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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 01 Feb 02 - 04:58 AM

McGrath, to quote from one of your other postings -

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They wave cheerfully totally misreading your singular digital salute. I love doing that. Far more satisfying than giving back a V-sign or a finger. Only trouble is I, then I think that I've probably really annoyed that jumped up little shit, and he'll go on an kill some unfortunate road-user a few miles down the highway.
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. . . . or give your vehicle a good kicking later.
Peace and Love, Kevin, Don't upset the locals even if you are out of Essex.


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