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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: John MacKenzie Date: 07 Dec 01 - 02:15 PM Surely it should be curry powder not itching powder DH!! Failte....Jock |
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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Dead Horse Date: 07 Dec 01 - 03:13 PM Is somebody bringing a laptop? The idea of being WITH a load of 'catters & not being able to read & write about it for three whole days worries me! Besides, I'd like to get MY side of the story posted first !!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Morticia Date: 07 Dec 01 - 03:58 PM It's a matter of honour and long tradition that the person most sober gets to relate the horrific details first.....and that would be......erm, none of us. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: John MacKenzie Date: 07 Dec 01 - 05:18 PM I'll bring a laptop if required....Jock |
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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Gareth Date: 07 Dec 01 - 07:16 PM You may be assured that the back of my Fiesta contains a power punp. Plastic Sheep, Hamsters, Air Beds and Mudcatters catered too ! Gareth |
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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: lady penelope Date: 08 Dec 01 - 04:43 AM Ah, Apple-asian dancing. I know, that's the one danced by mountaineers, quite often to Arcade music. Hmm, skinny dipping in febuary. I don't know.....well.....alright then. Just so long as it's understood, that if I start to get out of the water, I am not to be treated as if I'm trying to "beach" myself, OK? I haven't got any inflatable animals. Will a selection of hammers, clubs (as in blunt instrument) and swords do? I'll see what Parker's got stashed under the bed. TTFN M'Lady P. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: John MacKenzie Date: 08 Dec 01 - 11:15 AM Gareth; do you want me to stop off in Edinburgh on my way down, and pick up Dolly? *BG* Failte....Jock |
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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Gareth Date: 08 Dec 01 - 12:17 PM Come to think of it, a Moat around the car park - Do catters want me to bring my inflatable boat as well ?? Gareth |
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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Dead Horse Date: 09 Dec 01 - 06:50 AM Lady Penelope Please, please, don't bring swords. I shall only start a Longsword workshop. And it really pi**es me off to find that the women do it better than the men. Better to stick to inflatables. Us men are better at sticking to inflatables;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: lady penelope Date: 09 Dec 01 - 08:02 AM It IS an inflatable sword! Honest! TTFN M'Lady P. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Maxine Date: 09 Dec 01 - 10:54 AM I had visions of grown men running around with their swords in their hands....now you tell me it isn't happening. Talk about shattering illusions! All I'm left with is the vision of dwile thonking, and I'm not entirely sure about the whole aspect of that one! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: lady penelope Date: 09 Dec 01 - 11:28 AM Different kind of sword, that's all! TTFN M'Lady P. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Maxine Date: 09 Dec 01 - 11:55 AM Ahhh, that's ok then! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Liz the Squeak Date: 09 Dec 01 - 07:52 PM Oh bottoms..... missed out again. So should I be looking for the inflatable lollipop? LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Tone d' F Date: 10 Dec 01 - 04:10 AM Just to prove men are multi tasking ther will be attempts at sword play and dwylie flonking in the same day This meet is starting to look more like care in the comunity by the hour I think after reading this thread I'll go and lie down in a dark room for a while |
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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler Date: 10 Dec 01 - 04:26 AM The only inflatable I've got is one of Munch's Scream which lives on my desk and I've promised that to my cubicle neighbour when I leave. RtS (10 working days and counting!) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: alanww Date: 10 Dec 01 - 05:00 AM I have an inflatable guitar, which is part of our mummers kit. Shall I bring it? (The trouble is that its a modern electric version rather than acoustic and also I don't think you can tune up it very easily! In our play it is usually used to hit me (Father Chrismas) round the head) Kind friends and companions, come join me in rhyme ... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: mooman Date: 10 Dec 01 - 10:06 AM Since hearing of my skinny dipping plans with Lady Penelope, Lady McMoo has now also expressed an interest in attending, presumably to keep her beady eye on me, although my thoughts were of course as ever beyond reproach and I would only ever have considered going with the best "in tent". (Hang on there it's indoor camping though isn't it?) mooman |
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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Gervase Date: 10 Dec 01 - 10:24 AM Mrs Moo can surely have no worries about chaps skinny-dipping in February, unless Lady P is bringing a powerful magnifying glass. After all, anything interesting is going to look like a walnut whip, only much smaller! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Ella who is Sooze Date: 10 Dec 01 - 11:42 AM though I suggested inflatables, I only have my inflatable camp bed and am not willing to flail that around. Though will be charging 10p a puff to blow it up, as I find it's very often far cheaper than booze for making you dizzy... Having lost the blowy uppy thingy years ago, I have to blow it up by my own steam. Better than forty whiskys... perhaps I can be a side show... roll up roll up... see the Ella turn purple red then grey and keel over stall... Guess which colour she'll go next - or I can run a book on how many puffs... Me thinks I will have to raid my neices stock of inflatable nonseses - which includes a desert island I think... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Dead Horse Date: 10 Dec 01 - 03:28 PM Sorry Ella, puffing your camp bed cannot replace real ale. It can't make you visit the loo every five minutes, won't make you talk gibberish, fails to make any member of the opposite sex infinitely desirable, doesn't give you a hangover, and doesn't give you amnesia. I'm sticking to the real thing, thanks. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: vectis Date: 10 Dec 01 - 04:19 PM After 2 weeks of looking I've found my kazoo. Now my weekend will be complete. The large body of water is in MK somewhere, it's called Willen Lake but it's not a patch on a pirannah and mudcat infested inflatable moat in the car park. Looks like a digital camera is a must!!!!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Dead Horse Date: 10 Dec 01 - 06:39 PM Looks like I'm hoisted by my own petard! Gonna have to find the proverbial moat. Would a soggy woopee cushion suffice? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: lady penelope Date: 10 Dec 01 - 06:57 PM Watch out chaps, if we don't calm down, we'll have had all the fun before we get there! I never use magnifying glasses in uncontrolled circumstances as one stray sunbeam could cause an hirsuit disaster! Besides, I can never keep hold of the tweezers if I have cold hands!!!! TTFN M'Lady P. P.S. Gervase, you nearly put me walnut whips there. " They're not Terry's, they're mine...." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: lady penelope Date: 10 Dec 01 - 07:30 PM "P.S. Gervase, you nearly put me walnut whips there." Should read, " .....put me off walnut whips there" Ahem. TTFN M'Lady P. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Liz the Squeak Date: 10 Dec 01 - 07:39 PM I'm intrigued now.... how does Gervase know that other blokes look like walnut whips, and is that with the nut or after it's been bitten off? LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Susanne (skw) Date: 10 Dec 01 - 08:00 PM And do the walnuts have to be coated in black leather? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: lady penelope Date: 11 Dec 01 - 05:28 PM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
TTFN M'lady P. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Liz the Squeak Date: 11 Dec 01 - 07:43 PM Who gets to lick out the cream???? LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: John MacKenzie Date: 12 Dec 01 - 09:26 AM Ooh er Mrs!!!! Jock |
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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: The_one_and_only_Dai Date: 12 Dec 01 - 09:28 AM right, I am NOT coming any more... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Lady P. At Work Date: 12 Dec 01 - 10:44 AM WHADDYA MEAN YOU'RE NOT COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!! Right, you're all to stop frightening Dai, OK ? TTFN M'Lady P. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: The_one_and_only_Dai Date: 12 Dec 01 - 10:58 AM ... unless I can wear my rubber pants and fill them with blancmange ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Dead Horse Date: 12 Dec 01 - 02:02 PM How can The_one_and_only_Dai be concerned with trifles;-) when my moat is under attack from a bunch of naked perverts and banjo players armed with inflatable swords? I hope his rubber pants shrink in the wash! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Lady P. At Work Date: 12 Dec 01 - 02:04 PM Ok now you can all stop frightening me! TTFN M'Lady P. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: John MacKenzie Date: 12 Dec 01 - 02:05 PM Where can I buy a job lot of those jackets with the special sleeves that tie at the back?? LMAO...Failte....Jock |
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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Eric the Viking Date: 12 Dec 01 - 02:19 PM you lot are bloody perverts! And you get on at me for the odd sheep or 2. Bbbbaaaaaaaaaa humbug |
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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Gareth Date: 12 Dec 01 - 02:32 PM Quite Eric, I think only thee and me is normal here. Gareth |
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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Micca Date: 12 Dec 01 - 05:31 PM and you two are the definition of Normal!!!!???? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Liz the Squeak Date: 12 Dec 01 - 06:59 PM In any group of three people, one of them will, at some point in their life, be classified as subclinically neurotic, or, to give it it's medical terminology, stark staring bonkers. Luckily there's only two of me. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Ella who is Sooze Date: 13 Dec 01 - 05:34 AM ewwwwww.... Dai's got blac mange...... ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I'm sure you can get cream for it anyways, heck! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: The_one_and_only_Dai Date: 13 Dec 01 - 05:36 AM did I mention the peeled cucumber, or was that on a different website? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Steve Parkes Date: 13 Dec 01 - 06:59 AM Ella, is that black mange or blanc mange? It's important to know (althiugh either would benefit from the application of cream). Steve Not to mention the cucumber--you fool! I told you not to mention the cucumber! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: John MacKenzie Date: 13 Dec 01 - 12:05 PM Saladin?? Jock |
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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Ella who is Sooze Date: 14 Dec 01 - 04:46 AM black mange, but is also known as blac mange, all depending on the area you are from, is a high contagious tropical disease, only curable with vast amounts of black mange cream applied EVERYWHERE! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: Morticia Date: 14 Dec 01 - 10:31 AM That's it. I'm applying for permission to franchise the NYCFTTS and build it in Stony Stratford.....you lot all need a long rest. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: alanww Date: 14 Dec 01 - 10:31 AM Is Stony Stratford's son's partner's baby (ie Stony Stratford's grandchild) nearly due? (Is that enough apostophies in one sentence for the pendants among you?) Sons of the sea, bobbing up and down like this ... ! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: The_one_and_only_Dai Date: 17 Dec 01 - 04:13 AM Maybe, alan, but not before this: I had a call from mister Bob Adams last night, he who is in charge of the building. He has pencilled the WHOLE PLACE over to us for the weekend, with the intention that we may use the soundproof studio for music after the music license expires, and the quiet space above it for sleeping... I am going over there tomorrow evening to get an impression of the place (i've only ever been downstairs in it :-)) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: alanww Date: 17 Dec 01 - 06:08 AM Keep up the good work, Dai. Sounds as if the venue will be ideal! All we need to do now is the get there (with instruments) and hopefully something magical will happen ... Come fill up your glasses and let us be merry ... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Son of Stony Stratford From: The_one_and_only_Dai Date: 17 Dec 01 - 06:13 AM Part four |