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Subject: CATS COULDN'T KITTEN From: GUEST,GeneJ Date: 02 Dec 01 - 09:33 AM While I'm at it, there's another little ditty I used to hear in my native New Brunswick. The Miramichi was blamed as the source. It becomes quite colourful. It starts
and the old man couldn't get his rhubarb up. He tried all day and he tried all night...." |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: CATS COULDN'T KITTEN From: Joe Offer Date: 02 Dec 01 - 11:19 AM Hmmm. This sounds like a good one, but I can't find it. Sounds like it would fit the tune of Turkey in the Straw (click). Remember any other snippets of the of the lyrics, or is it a one-verse song? -Joe Offer- |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: CATS COULDN'T KITTEN From: GUEST,GeneJ Date: 02 Dec 01 - 07:32 PM Joe,I've been following up on your reply. Yes, the tune is Turkey in the Straw. Sorry, but I can't remember any more of it. Like "Oh, the cow kicked Nellie etc," it's probably a one-verse song as you suggest. I did a Google search using "louise manny" as the subject. I found 80 or so hits but no mention of the song. I'll explain why I searched Louise Manny. As I said in my original posting, I'm pretty sure the song came from the Miramichi River area of New Brunswick, Canada. Dr. Manny, a native of Maine, was a great collector (in the Lomax tradition) of folk music on the Miramichi. It's probably in one of her collections. I'll have to visit the NB Archives next time I'm in Fredericton. But, I just know there are some Miramichiers out there who check in at Mudcat. And I know they will have heard the song. Just as all Miramichiers know about all the strange and secretive animals that frequent their spruce forests - the Sevogle Pounder, the Dungarvon Whooper, the Side Hill Gouger. This little fellow gets his name from the very curious habit of always walking around the side of a hill in a clockwise direction. Thus, he evolved so as to have his two right legs considerably shorter than his two left legs. So, his breed is forever doomed to walk in that direction around a hill. If they tried to go the other way, they would surely tumble to their death. I know about these animals. In my career as a geologist, I heard them as ate my lunch beside one of the many streams that feed the Miramichi, or as I slept in one of its countless old log cabins. GeneJ
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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Cats Couldn't Kitten From: GUEST,999 Date: 14 Sep 12 - 08:39 PM "the cat couldn't kitten and the slut couldn't pup" Google that as is; that is with the quotation marks. That will go to a Google book site--you'll see it in the first few headings. Read from p.132 to about p. 136. There is an Ozark version of the song there which is much like the OP's request. (NB: slut was a term for female dog (bitch).) |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Cats Couldn't Kitten From: kendall Date: 15 Sep 12 - 06:48 AM I heard this as a boy in eastern Maine. another verse, I came to a river and I couldn't get across, I paid 5 dollars for an old white horse... |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Cats Couldn't Kitten From: GUEST,Guest TF Date: 15 Sep 12 - 08:33 AM Most people accept this version comes from the Aberdeenshire area of Scotland. Oh the cattie wouldna kittle and the doggie wouldna pup And the auld man coulnae get his rhubarb up, The firey wouldna burn and the pannie wouldna fry And the black cat skittered in the fyte(white) cats eye. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Cats Couldn't Kitten From: Jim Dixon Date: 15 Sep 12 - 09:36 AM From "Unprintable Ozark Folksongs and Folklore: Roll Me In Your Arms, Volume 1" by Vance Randolph (University of Arkansas Press, 1992), page 418: "Collected by G. Legman in New York City, 1951, from an old-time vaudeville entertainer who said he remembered it from "the old days on the burlesque circuit," about 1925." Oh, the cat couldn't kitten and the dog couldn't pup, And the old man couldn't get his rhubarb up. Oh, he diddled it and fiddled it and twiddled it with lard, But the GOD DAMN THING! just wouldn't get hard! So he bought him a ticket to the burlesque show And he got him a seat in the very last row, With his hand on his pecker and his pecker in his pants, He watched the little girlies do the hoochy-koochy dance. Well, out came the end-men and out came the coons, and out came the peanut vendor selling toy-balloons, And out came the naked girls and started to dance, And POP went the buttons on the old man's pants. Shave an' a hair-cut—BAY RUM! Girl with a rag on—NO GOOD! [The text includes some interesting notes which I don't have time to type out.] |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Cats Couldn't Kitten From: GUEST Date: 27 Jan 22 - 05:57 PM Does anyone know if there is more to the Scottish version |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Cats Couldn't Kitten From: meself Date: 27 Jan 22 - 06:06 PM Well, this takes me back: my mother, from Prince Edward Island, used to sing, "Oh, the cat, she had a kitten,/And the kitten had a pup;/I say, old woman, is your rhubarb up?" - just that much, as a mnemonic for Turkey in the Straw - just as she would sing, "Oh, the cow kicked Daddy" to get going on Miss MacLeod's. She was under the impression that "Oh the cat", etc., had been made up by some not-entirely-reputable local boys. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Cats Couldn't Kitten From: GUEST,Annette Date: 28 Jan 22 - 11:09 PM I always heard it as "Oh a cat had a kitten and a kitten had a pup, and they all ran around with their tails stickin' up" |
Subject: RE: ADD: Cats Couldn't Kitten From: GUEST,Claude Calude Cladue Date: 22 Jul 23 - 10:44 PM 40 years ago an old man named Mr. Simon would come by my office and this was his version: The cat couldn't kitten And the dog couldn't pup And the old man couldn't get his rhubarb up. So he twist and he turned and shit on the floor And whipped his ass on the knob of the door. Another favorite of his, said as he knocked on my door frame, nock, nock , nock... Nobody's home, I hope, I hope, I hope. You know what that is sonny? That's the low pressure salesman. |
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