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Subject: Corny lines that we love From: Jack the Sailor Date: 12 Dec 01 - 10:57 AM Or love to hate. 'Spaw would Nominate "God bless us, every one." For reasons stated in the post by that name. I would nominate "Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings." from "It's a Wonderful Life" I don't think it is possible to get any cornier than that. But Mudcatters are resourceful. I expect to be surprized. What is the most corny line...anywhere, and why?
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Subject: RE: BS: Corny lines that we love From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler Date: 12 Dec 01 - 11:04 AM "We'll always have Paris" RtS (I thought I told you never to play that) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Corny lines that we love From: GUEST Date: 12 Dec 01 - 11:25 AM "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Corny lines that we love From: Wesley S Date: 12 Dec 01 - 11:25 AM By the way Roger - Do you know "Rick's" LAST name ?? My favorite line { also from It's A Wonderful Life } is "George Bailey - The richest man in town " It gets me every time. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Corny lines that we love From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler Date: 12 Dec 01 - 11:35 AM Let's see,Wes.,
NOT Fielding, could be Sbar (as in Rick's Bar!)
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Subject: RE: BS: Corny lines that we love From: Amos Date: 12 Dec 01 - 12:02 PM "Shucks, ma'a'm -- Ah wuz jus' tryin' to do whut was rahght!'" "Shut up and kiss me!" "My God!! It's alive!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Corny lines that we love From: Wesley S Date: 12 Dec 01 - 01:02 PM Knowing Rick's last name used to win me a few beers during trivia contests. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Corny lines that we love From: Kim C Date: 12 Dec 01 - 01:38 PM Wes, that's my fave too. :-) My nominations: It's made of peeeeeeeepullllllllll!!!!!!!!! He vas..... my boyfriend! Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Goodness how delicious, eatin goober peas. Round up the usual suspects. These go to eleven. He was just a hundred yards from Mary Anne. All the lyrics to Sleigh Ride. It's much better as an instrumental. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Corny lines that we love From: GUEST,Bobert Date: 12 Dec 01 - 01:59 PM "The only time I'm sober is when your gone" from a 70's rock group, Hearts Field "If you don't start drinking, I'm going to leave" by Bad Boy George Thorgood Same sentiments from two different vantage points... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Corny lines that we love From: Morticia Date: 12 Dec 01 - 02:12 PM I always loved..." Shucks, I was just doing my duty, ma'am" ( usually as blood is running down some part of the heroes body), or "But before I kill you, let me tell you......" ( usually giving the hero time to foil his dastardly plan).My all time favourite has to be " Frankly, my damn, I don't give a dear" or something like that. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Corny lines that we love From: Lady P. At Work Date: 12 Dec 01 - 02:18 PM "What will become of me and the boys?" from Enemy of the people by Ibsen. I'd always thought this kind of line was a characature of victorian melodrama, till I had to go and see this play for school work! "Tomorrow is another day!" Da dah da dah.......... ( this girdle's kiling me...) "Oh, there's no place like home, there's no place like home!" All the words to "Have yourself a merry little christmas" especially Judy Garland's version in Meet me in St. Louis. That's total kleenex mode. TTFN M'Lady P. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Corny lines that we love From: Jack the Sailor Date: 12 Dec 01 - 02:27 PM I have to admit Kim, I'm picturing and earnest looking young soprano trying to sing Sleighride and look like she means it........ disturbing. "Our cheeks are nice and rosey and comfy cosy.....are we" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Corny lines that we love From: MMario Date: 12 Dec 01 - 02:32 PM "Where's that boy with the bugle?"
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Subject: RE: BS: Corny lines that we love From: catspaw49 Date: 12 Dec 01 - 02:45 PM Anyone see Gunga Din? It's not a "line" exactly, but when Sam Jaffe as Gunga Din blows that feeble little toot on the bugle as he's dying, I just bust a gut laughing. The movie stinks too, but tune in for the last 15 minutes if you need a laugh. I'd also like to nominate ANY and EVERY line spoken by Glen Campbell in True Grit. Bad writing and even worse acting. Hey Kim and Jack, you just need better words to "Sleigh Ride." X-RATED "SLEIGH RIDE"
I feel my pecker tingling, balls are jingling too.
Get it up, get it up, get it up, let's go.
I need a new position for sperm worm fishin' with you. There ya' go............ Spaw |
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Subject: Corny lines that we love From: Jack the Sailor Date: 12 Dec 01 - 03:33 PM Spaw Hmmmmm Very surreal..... No less corny but very disturbing. With absolutely NO redeeming features. It takes a lot of talent to write such a thing. Is it your creation? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Corny lines that we love From: Jack the Sailor Date: 12 Dec 01 - 03:37 PM Speaking of corny, every time I see the thread entitled Virginnia Lags, I want to write Virginnia Mono-Lags |
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Subject: RE: BS: Corny lines that we love From: Kim C Date: 12 Dec 01 - 03:45 PM (groan) Pat you just really have no shame. ;-) I digress a bit........ Mister and I watched part of the Three Tenors Christmas on PBS the other night (it's fundraising time again - Three Mo' Tenors is better but that's another thread). Seeing Luciano Pavarotti try to sing Sleigh Ride in English is a real treat, let's just say. And Mister eloquently pointed out that Placido Domingo looks like Waylon Jennings. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Corny lines that we love From: catspaw49 Date: 12 Dec 01 - 03:50 PM Now if he could just sing like Waylon...... No Jack, I didn't write that one. Someone sent it to me and somewhere on the net there's a RealJukebox audio of it. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Corny lines that we love From: GUEST,colwyn dane Date: 12 Dec 01 - 04:11 PM Ancient and Modern "These are modern times...1804..." Ray Milland in 'Forever and a Day' or "Well,it is the 21st Century..." CD |
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Subject: RE: BS: Corny lines that we love From: Kim C Date: 12 Dec 01 - 04:14 PM What about that scene in The Patriot where Mel says to Joely, "Can I sit here?" and she says... "It's a free country." I also liked in Last of the Mohicans when uppity Duncan says to Hawkeye, "Just how is it that you are going west?" And Hawkeye says... "Face north and turn left." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Corny lines that we love From: GUEST Date: 12 Dec 01 - 04:19 PM Scheider to shaw in Jaws: "You're gonna need a bigger boat!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Corny lines that we love From: GUEST,jmrnky Date: 12 Dec 01 - 04:23 PM "Sen-ta-ment-tal Hogwash!" Philanthopist and humanitarian, Henry Potter, in "It's a Wonderful Life" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Corny lines that we love From: Jack the Sailor Date: 12 Dec 01 - 04:46 PM Henry Potter??? The little kid in warlock school???? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Corny lines that we love From: Kim C Date: 12 Dec 01 - 04:47 PM and another from Mr. Potter: "Merry Christmas to you too --- in JAIL!!!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Corny lines that we love From: GUEST,Lyle Date: 12 Dec 01 - 06:01 PM Book 'em, Dano! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Corny lines that we love From: kendall Date: 12 Dec 01 - 10:07 PM "Well King, looks like this case is closed." (Sgt, Preston of the RCMP) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Corny lines that we love From: Amos Date: 12 Dec 01 - 10:11 PM Who was that gas man, anyway? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Corny lines that we love From: heric Date: 12 Dec 01 - 10:43 PM The time is now. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Corny lines that we love From: Gary T Date: 12 Dec 01 - 11:13 PM By golly, Dan, I checked--and you're right! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Corny lines that we love From: GUEST,Hagbardr Date: 12 Dec 01 - 11:38 PM "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum!" Hagbardr |
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Subject: RE: BS: Corny lines that we love From: Seamus Kennedy Date: 13 Dec 01 - 12:29 AM "Sometimes the needs of the few outweigh the nedds of the many." Kirk to Spock before he dies and is ejected to the pipes playing Amazing Grace. Jimmy Doohan, a piper you ain't. Seamus |
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Subject: RE: BS: Corny lines that we love From: kendall Date: 13 Dec 01 - 08:58 AM Did you screw that up on purpose? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Corny lines that we love From: DonMeixner Date: 13 Dec 01 - 09:05 AM Errol Flynn's last line in Northern Pursuit as he drops a bomb from Heinkle on a German cruiser, the plane is off to the sunset and he says, "Now for Australia and a crack at those japs." Shirley Temple in "The Little Princess" "Mafeking is relieved!, Mafeking is relieved!" John Wayne to a little Vietnamese boy in "The Green Berets." "Your what this war is all about." The true Duke fan knows that the sun is setting in the east in that seen. Velociraptor one to Velociraptor two as they look in the kitchen door window in Jurassic Park , "Uh! UH!UH!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Corny lines that we love From: Mr Red Date: 13 Dec 01 - 09:15 AM here in the UK we crack up as soon as we hear "Have a Nice Day". |
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Subject: RE: BS: Corny lines that we love From: Big Mick Date: 13 Dec 01 - 09:20 AM I am a student of body language. When I watch something, in addition to listening to the lines, I am watching the complete delivery from the soles to the hair. For that reason, I loved the movie "Harlem Nights". Now I know it got some heat, and I am well aware of why. But when you watch the interaction between Redd Foxx, Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, and all the others it is hilarious. I still end up on the floor when I watch the scene around the craps table. Foxx is playing a nearly blind croupier without his glasses. He keeps calling the number wrong, and a chorus of variants of "Put on your glasses, you old blind motherfucker". After this happens 3 or 4 times, Foxx delivers this line, and if you watch him do it, it will slay you. I am sitting here laughing thinking about it............heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee |
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Subject: RE: BS: Corny lines that we love From: GUEST,GUEST: MikeofNorthumbria away from home Date: 13 Dec 01 - 09:25 AM Anyone else remember "Klaatu nicto barada"? (Or was it "Klaatu barada nicto."?) Wassail! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Corny lines that we love From: Rolfyboy6 Date: 13 Dec 01 - 09:37 AM "A man's gotta do what man's gotta do, Miss Kitty." "Be careful, Matt." "Why---You're a girl!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Corny lines that we love From: Amos Date: 13 Dec 01 - 09:55 AM "BRAWWWWMMMMWWMMMPP!!!" Pat Patterson, A Mudcat Life |
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Subject: RE: BS: Corny lines that we love From: catspaw49 Date: 13 Dec 01 - 10:24 AM Right on Amos!!! Mick, I just love "Harlem Nights".....There are some of the funniest scenes in that movie........The earlier crap table scene after the kid (young Quick) shoots the toothless guy on the way out the door Pryor says to him, "So you shot him huh...Want some ice cream?"....That entire opening scene is a riot. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Corny lines that we love From: Bill D Date: 13 Dec 01 - 10:50 AM "Just the facts, m'am"...Jack Webb, in every show they did. "Badges!..We don' need no steenkin' badges".... "Go get help, Lassie!" "Arf!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Corny lines that we love From: Kim C Date: 13 Dec 01 - 11:07 AM What is it Lassie? Is Timmy in trouble? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Corny lines that we love From: GUEST,Slesge Date: 13 Dec 01 - 11:15 AM From skippy the bush kangeroo, tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsktsk, usualy translated as the kids have down the old johnson diamond mine Cheers Sledge |
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Subject: RE: BS: Corny lines that we love From: GUEST Date: 13 Dec 01 - 12:25 PM "Yer awnly supposed ta blaw the bladdy DOORS off!" and: (& I always think of it in the samr accent.....*G*) "ZULU's! Bladdy 'faousands of 'em!"
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Subject: RE: BS: Corny lines that we love From: Willie-O Date: 13 Dec 01 - 12:43 PM "Knife? THIS is a knife!" (Croc Dundee) minimalist choice: Best line in "Contact" is delivered by Rob Lowe when he sees a funny blip on his scope : and a few selections from my under-quoted favourite, The African Queen: delivered by Kath Hep. "You promised, Mr Olnutt!"
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Subject: RE: BS: Corny lines that we love From: Lonesome EJ Date: 13 Dec 01 - 12:47 PM The Moral from The Wizard of OZ Glenda : So, Dorothy what did Dorothy : Well, the next time I go looking for my heart's desire, I shouldn't look any further than my own backyard, because if it's not there, I never really lost it to begin with. Is that right? Glenda : That's right! Now, it may be right, but what in hell does it mean!? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Corny lines that we love From: Lonesome EJ Date: 13 Dec 01 - 12:53 PM Strange. That post looked right before I submitted it. Should have read... Glenda : So Dorothy, what did you learn? Dorothy : Well, the next time (etc).
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Subject: RE: BS: Corny lines that we love From: Grab Date: 13 Dec 01 - 01:38 PM "Aren't you a bit short for a stormtrooper?" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Corny lines that we love From: catspaw49 Date: 13 Dec 01 - 01:48 PM Stopped by a tollgate in the middle of a wide open plain, the horde of bad guys are confused as to what to do when Slom Pickens utters the immortal line, "Sombody's gonna' hafta' go back and git a shitload of dimes." Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Corny lines that we love From: GUEST,Amy, sister to John Date: 13 Dec 01 - 06:06 PM "I'm not gonna hit ya. I'm not gonna hit ya. The hell I'm not." John Wayne |
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Subject: RE: BS: Corny lines that we love From: Mickey191 Date: 14 Dec 01 - 01:42 AM Bette Davis to Bogart: I'd kiss ya, but I just washed my hair." Anyone know the picture? |