Subject: RE: Works of Miles Wootton From: GUEST,Guest - CJB Date: 17 Feb 19 - 09:33 AM Link ... https://mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=60018 https://mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=60018 |
Subject: RE: Works of Miles Wootton From: GUEST,Guest - CJB Date: 16 Feb 19 - 12:00 PM Please see the thread here: /mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=60018 ==== |
Subject: RE: Works of Miles Wootton From: GUEST,miles wootton Date: 06 Dec 09 - 02:29 PM Copies still available. Best wishes from Miles |
Subject: RE: Works of Miles Wootton From: GUEST,Fish Finger Club Date: 05 Dec 09 - 07:41 AM Miles, Tonight your song will be celebrated ones more as the FishFinger Club comes together for the yearly (past 15 years) christmas dinner always including frozen fishfingers and offcourse the singing of the Fish Finger song! Still we a one copy short of the original! Too bad! Will order it for next year! Brgds, Rasmus |
Subject: RE: Works of Miles Wootton From: GUEST Date: 25 Sep 09 - 07:44 AM Many many thanks for the info on the Fishfinger Song. Now all I have to do is learn it. Dave Webb.(Hog Eye Men.) |
Subject: RE: Works of Miles Wootton From: mileswootton Date: 07 Jul 09 - 03:06 PM All information from Miles Wootton; mileswootton@btinternet.co. CD "The least Worst of Miles Wootton" available- # including P&P |
Subject: RE: Works of Miles Wootton From: mileswootton Date: 19 Jun 09 - 04:14 PM You can buy my CD "The least Worst of Miles Wootton" from me for £10 including p&p (Europe). I am at 102 Carden Avenue, Brighton BN1 8NE, Tel: 01273 504878. Email mileswootton@tbtinternet.com. Watch out for "The Worst of Miles Wootton" or whatever I choose to call it. When I get round to it! Thanks to the many who have shown interest in my silly ditties. Cheers from Miles. |
Subject: Lyr Add: THE FISHFINGER SONG (Miles Wootton) From: Bugsy Date: 23 Nov 07 - 08:51 PM THE FISHFINGER SONG (Miles Wootton) Come all ye jolly sail-i-ers, who sail across the sea; And listen to this story I'm about to tell to thee. Concerning them bold Fish-iar lads who sail the seas so wet; A-hunting for fish fingers, with a harpoon and a net. 'Twas in the year of '64, or was it '63? We set sail from Basingstoke, bound for Amer-i-key. The storms they was a-ra-ji-ing, and the waves a dreadful sight; It took us forty days, me boys, to reach the Isle of Wight. Our Captain's name was Gladys. He wore a dress of red; Which might have been the reason he was not marr-i-ed. He was a gay old sea-bitch and it was his fav-our-ite joy, To take a turn around the deck with the handsome cabin boy. And then off Iceland's icy shores, a mighty shoal we spied; Of Froz-i-en Fish Fin-gi-ers, a-waiting to be fried. With our harpoons at the ready my boys, upon that shoal we burst; A-las, we was too late me lads, the Japanese had got there first. Them Nippon lads came at we, they was a terrible crew; A-brandishing tran-sis-ti-ers, and a-giving it the old Kung-Fu. We sang them a sea shan-ti-ee, but they did not want to know; And they slashed away our mizzen mast with one karate blow. We got back to old Eng-gi-land in a twelve month and a day; It would have been much quicker, but we went the pretty way. Take warning all ye sail-i-or lads what sails the sea in ships Don't ever go fish fing-i-ering, just stick to cod and chips Cheers Bugsy |
Subject: RE: Works of Miles Wootton From: Leadfingers Date: 23 Nov 07 - 12:19 PM Either way , its a damn good C D !!! |
Subject: RE: Works of Miles Wootton From: dick greenhaus Date: 23 Nov 07 - 10:49 AM Or buy a copy from CAMSCO. |
Subject: RE: Works of Miles Wootton From: Leadfingers Date: 23 Nov 07 - 09:12 AM A CD of Miles songs IS available - Contact him at the address / phone Number given up this thread ! |
Subject: RE: Works of Miles Wootton From: GUEST,Rasmus Date: 23 Nov 07 - 07:19 AM Could someone help me with a copy of the fishfinger song? please mail me at rhr AT rhr DOT dk Brgds, Rasmus |
Subject: RE: Works of Miles Wootton ?sp From: Bugsy Date: 30 May 03 - 05:12 AM I've PM'd you my Address. look forward to hearing from you soon. Cheers Bugsy |
Subject: RE: Works of Miles Wootton ?sp From: GUEST,the fantum Date: 30 May 03 - 03:13 AM Bugsy That is more difficult I have just been thro this with joe Offer and another tune and it was so big it crashed my email system and after that the performance to get back up and running was pain On the basis that its easier to send you a copy by snail mail. How on this system do I find where to send it? |
Subject: RE: Works of Miles Wootton ?sp From: Bugsy Date: 30 May 03 - 01:01 AM Thanks mate! I'll set about learning the lyrics right away. Can you give me an idea of the tune?? Is it a well known traditional melody or one of Miles' own? Cheers Bugsy |
Subject: Lyr Add: THE VILLAGE PRODUCTION OF HAMLET From: GUEST,Fhe Fantum Date: 29 May 03 - 07:56 AM This version was taken from a Fred Wedlock recording and is directly out of my head. So mistakes are all mine and I claim them. Title THE VILLAGE PRODUCTION OF HAMLET Author Miles Wootton? The village hall is packed tonight. The lights are turned down low. Behold the local thespians put on their greatest show; But in the green room panic reigns, suspense that's hard to bear. The bell has rung, the shows begun, and Hamlet is not there, In the village production of Hamlet. In the fast lane of the bypass on a push bike without lights, Hamlet's pedalling madly and it’s ruining his tights. He fancies young Ophelia and he wonders whether he Might score at last tonight. Is it to be or not to be In the village production of Hamlet? The curtain jerks apart to start the story. It’s bitter cold. the cast are sick at heart. The ghost appears all horrible and hoary. It’s the village squire. he really looks the part, But to calm his nerves the squire’s been on the gin all afternoon, And now he’s feeling stage struck and he'd like to have a croon, So he comes in with a chorus of a song from Brigadoon, In the village production of Hamlet. Ophelia's offended and distracted. She thinks that Hamlet doesn't care at all. It’s the first time in her life she's ever acted. She's very nearly climbing up the wall. She thinks he'll never make it when through the door he trips. The audience collapses when at last they get to grips As he staggers on in doublet, hose, codpiece and cycle clips In the village production of Hamlet. The interval has come around and Hamlet's full of hope, Heads for Ophelia's dressing room to have a crafty grope. He throws away his cycle clips as through the door he bursts, But all that solid womanhood Laertes made it first, In the village production of Hamlet. Hamlet staggers from the room, his visage pale and wan. His heart is full of vengeance but the show must still go on. He struts and frets his little hour across the tragic stage Whilst Laertes and Ophelia are otherwise engaged In the village production of Hamlet. The final act is played out at the double. The action gets completely out of hand. Hamlet clobbers Laertes with a shovel In a scene the Bard of Avon never planned. Hamlet’s plastic helmet has sustained a nasty dent. He leaps upon Laertes with murderous intent, But Laertes puts the boot in and his rapier gets bent In the village production of Hamlet. The prompter’s setting fire to his copy. He's shouting “all for one and one for all.” Hamlet's grappling with the village bobby. It’s rapier versus truncheon in the stalls. Ophelia's had hysterics and lies screaming on the ground. The producer’s in the car park letting Hamlet's tyres down, And a Monty Python Talent Scout is racing for the phone In the village production of Hamlet. End It’s got some high notes in and I struggle to get there and for that reason I don't use all that often what is a well crafted song. I will have to go back to it and try either improving my technique or cheating by modifying the tune. Good luck with it and may it give you as much pleasure as it’s given me. The Fantum |
Subject: RE: Works of Miles Wootton ?sp From: Bugsy Date: 28 May 03 - 11:42 PM Thanks Fantum, I await in anticipation. Cheers bugsy |
Subject: RE: Works of Miles Wootton ?sp From: GUEST,The Fantum Date: 28 May 03 - 07:52 AM Bugsy Fear not I have not forgotten. The spirit is willing but the m/c is is not doing its thing. I will not cast you adrift to the outer darkness without the words. Promise The Fantum |
Subject: RE: Works of Miles Wootton ?sp From: Bugsy Date: 26 May 03 - 12:07 AM refresh for Guest Cheers Bugsy |
Subject: RE: Works of Miles Wootton ?sp From: Nemesis Date: 22 May 03 - 08:30 AM have started some preliminary enquiry about getting TGFFD and another of Miles onto a CD (he also has stacks and stacks of unreleased songs) .. will chase this up .. truthfully it would be be much desirable and convenient if he can get the vinyl material transferred to CD .. easier for posting and playing!! Will speak to his "Agent" infrequent Mudcattter "Chouxfleur" .. who has the equipment (allegedly :) ! BRB |
Subject: RE: Works of Miles Wootton ?sp From: Schantieman Date: 22 May 03 - 07:26 AM Or not. A moment's belated research reveals that: (a) They're both in the DT (b) The one I thought was called 'Inn Camra' is actually called 'Public Bar' (as, strangely enough, is mentioned above). Still, I think Inn Camra is a better title! (c) Whoever posted 'The Great Fish Finger Disaster' can't spell Miles's surname - admittedly a little tricky! and (d) I ought to do some research before I dash off a post. Ho Hum. S |
Subject: RE: Works of Miles Wootton ?sp From: Schantieman Date: 22 May 03 - 07:20 AM Just come across this thread. I'm a bit of a closet Miles Wootton fan (there, that's bettter - I've said it now) and have been known to sing both The Great Fish Finger Disaster and Inn Camra (the one about the traveller in the pub). I might be persuaded to post the words, for a small libation, if anyone wants them..... Steve |
Subject: RE: Works of Miles Wootton ?sp From: GUEST,Bugsy at work Date: 22 May 03 - 04:17 AM Thanks Guest, I'll Be much obliged. Cheers Bugsy |
Subject: RE: Works of Miles Wootton ?sp From: Abuwood Date: 22 May 03 - 03:54 AM Great to hear about the revitalising properties of the Mudcat - I'd like an album Hille - can you do a CD? |
Subject: RE: Works of Miles Wootton ?sp From: GUEST Date: 21 May 03 - 07:34 AM Hille, I'm in the UK I would like to be in the pub Thanks Bugsy, I will post them as soon as I can recheck the words I can do them out of my head but the Folk Process will have been at work and there are almost certainly slight variations to the original. Fantum |
Subject: RE: Works of Miles Wootton ?sp From: Bugsy Date: 20 May 03 - 10:57 PM Any chance of anyone posting the lyrics of "The village production of hamlet"? CHeers Bugsy |
Subject: RE: Works of Miles Wootton ?sp From: Nemesis Date: 20 May 03 - 08:32 AM Hi Fantum, I know Miles has quite a few vinyl copies available of the Great Fishfinger disaster .. 10 quid inc p&p in UK .. where are you if not in UK? I'm not sure about others .. I'll ring him later .. it's lunch time - he'll be at the pub at the moment!! |
Subject: RE: Works of Miles Wootton ?sp From: GUEST,Fantum Date: 20 May 03 - 08:05 AM Fred Wedlock recorded The village production of hamlet. Miles may have done so and we will find out soon I am sure My only comment on the song is it has a high note in it and I find it dificult to sing. Fantum |
Subject: RE: Works of Miles Wootton ?sp From: GUEST,The Fantum Date: 20 May 03 - 07:58 AM Mr Happy, Straight out of my head Those slant eyed heathens came at we They were a dreadful crew A brandishing transistors And giving it the old kung fu We sang to them a shanty And that really made them slow Then their skipper felled our mizzem mast With one karate blow Hille, How many different albums are there and whats on them. Really must get hold of them Copies or originals whatevers easiest Fantum |
Subject: RE: Works of Miles Wootton ?sp From: GUEST Date: 20 May 03 - 06:05 AM with little karate blos with their hands |
Subject: RE: Works of Miles Wootton ?sp From: Nemesis Date: 20 May 03 - 05:49 AM I'll check with Miles for you Mr H Cheers Hille |
Subject: RE: Works of Miles Wootton ?sp From: Mr Happy Date: 20 May 03 - 03:33 AM i looked up fishfinger in the dt. seems to be a verse missing. i recall it being performed years ago with the bit about the japanese being referred to as 'slant-eyed heathens'. i know its not pc- perhaps thats why that verse isn't included. anyone got the missing words? |
Subject: RE: Works of Miles Wootton ?sp From: Micca Date: 24 Jan 02 - 07:59 PM If what I listed is not available by a route that puts some dosh Miles' way, I am happy to share, I think the album was called "Sunday supplement world" |
Subject: RE: Works of Miles Wootton ?sp From: breezy Date: 24 Jan 02 - 07:36 PM With any luck if the plan falls into place lanfranc has got me a copy coming via his daughter Meg who lives close by. Whats micca got then listed on his submission |
Subject: RE: Works of Miles Wootton ?sp From: GUEST,John Collyer Date: 24 Jan 02 - 06:44 PM Hi Breezy Re The Village Production of Hamlet Its on The Great Fishfinger Disaster album. Wanna copy?? Contact Hille, she's looking after all Miles' album orders Rgds John Collyer |
Subject: RE: Works of Miles Wootton ?sp From: GUEST,John Collyer Date: 24 Jan 02 - 12:49 PM Breezy The best thing for you to do re The Village Production of Hamlet is to give Miles a ring. He is so modest that he probably wont have a copy himself, but may know of someone local who does n we can rip off a tape for you. John |
Subject: RE: Works of Miles Wootton ?sp From: GUEST,breezy Date: 24 Jan 02 - 08:26 AM Gives them something else to do, or is it "subliminal delegation"? But some are just born organisers, its the mothering instinct, thats why they make the best secretaries. So long as the dont become the boss! waiting in anticipation.And can I still get to hear "The Village Production of Hamlet" some where some how? Have microphone ,will travel. |
Subject: RE: Works of Miles Wootton ?sp From: Nemesis Date: 23 Jan 02 - 06:19 PM Yes, Jon does want one John - Jon don't worry, between Worthing Southwick and Patcham we'll sort it out and we'll email you if the postage is more than GBP2 (Honestly, MEN- takes a woman to sort these things out :) |
Subject: RE: Works of Miles Wootton ?sp From: GUEST,John Collyer Date: 23 Jan 02 - 04:28 AM Hi all Had a small snifter with his Woottonship last night, delivered the LP packaging kindly supplied/loaned by Hille (d'ya want them back????). He says the price is £10 inc post n packing. £8 for the albums and £2 P&P tho he doesnt actually know how much that will cost. I think it may be a bit more for Jon Bartlett in Canada. Let us know if you want one and we'll have to check with the Post Office on cost. Rgds John |
Subject: RE: Works of Miles Wootton ?sp From: GUEST,Hille (Drat! Where'd that cookie go?) Date: 22 Jan 02 - 05:42 PM Hi Micca, Not casting aspersions on my neighbouring club-organisers abilities or anything here - but (sotto voce) probably best to email John C direct (rather than PM) for CD (Sorry, John :)! Hille xx |
Subject: RE: Works of Miles Wootton ?sp From: GUEST,breezy Date: 22 Jan 02 - 07:57 AM Isn't it good when a plan comes together. I'll offer him a shared gig if he wants a small one. How about support for Derek B.??? I'm being mischievous, although I have Brimstone booked. When is lanfranc doing an M.C. night at the Silver Cup Harpenden, Herts On a Friday night, or from March at the Comfort Hotel St. Albans.? |
Subject: RE: Works of Miles Wootton ?sp From: Lanfranc Date: 22 Jan 02 - 07:41 AM Just spoke to Miles on the 'phone. He sounds in good spirits, and has agreed to sell me a couple of albums (one for me, one for John Breeze) for GBP8.00 each. I am despatching my daughter, who is working in Brighton at the moment, to collect them. He reckons that, after his fairly long retirement, it would take him a few months to rehearse his act, but did not rule out the prospect of doing a few selected gigs. Can't wait !! Alan |
Subject: RE: Works of Miles Wootton ?sp From: Micca Date: 22 Jan 02 - 04:59 AM John, If a CD is possible I am up for that, PM me??? I am definately interested in a copy, I sang "Multigrab and Unibrew" on Paltalk the other night and intend to do so on occasion, and sing "the Gnome" regularly!! |
Subject: RE: Works of Miles Wootton ?sp From: GUEST,John Collyer Date: 22 Jan 02 - 04:49 AM Hi all Just got the LP packages from Hille n will see his Woottonship tonight n give them to him, so anyone wanting a copy of his LP's can contact him direct (only by phone or snailmail) or you can e-mail me n I'll pass on details. I think its only the Great Fishfinger Disaster that he's got, but I'll see if we can copy his others onto a master CD and get a small number copied. Keep you posted. Toodle pip John |
Subject: RE: Works of Miles Wootton ?sp From: Nemesis Date: 20 Jan 02 - 06:45 PM Hi y'all A point of interest for any one in UK who wants to post 12" albums anywhere is to get the proper envelope/packaging. These can be obtained from: Covers 33 PO Box 59 Halifax West Yorkshire HX1 1JR Costs are 25 = £10, 50 = £18 A friend who is a record dealer uses these to post World-wide and has never had a problem. I shall pass on the few I have to John/Miles so that they can post out to the folks who have requested 'TGFFD' Cheers, Hille |
Subject: RE: Works of Miles Wootton ?sp From: Nemesis Date: 20 Jan 02 - 02:08 PM Yup, Wine, women, and SONG!!! HIlle :) |
Subject: RE: Works of Miles Wootton ?sp From: breezy Date: 20 Jan 02 - 09:24 AM Just spoke to Miles, He was sounding on form He was off to see his girlfriend Good to see he's got his priorities right To all of you who have kept this up , especially John and Hille, a sincere thank you, but I wont be totally satisfied until we've gone a few more miles! no pun intended. |
Subject: RE: Works of Miles Wootton ?sp From: Nemesis Date: 19 Jan 02 - 05:15 AM Hi Jon, Haven't a clue what PM means actually :) (Personal/Private Mail?) Anyway, it's a way of emailing a member privately. So... log on for Membership and once you are signed up then go to 'Personal Pages', scroll down to Messages and 'Send a Message'. Type in the member's name you want to email etc... Cheers, Hille x
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Subject: RE: Works of Miles Wootton ?sp From: GUEST,Jon G. Bartlett Date: 19 Jan 02 - 04:59 AM Thanks, Hille - what does "PM me" mean and how can I send you my snailmail address? |
Subject: RE: Works of Miles Wootton ?sp From: Nemesis Date: 18 Jan 02 - 11:30 AM Hi! Jon G - In addition to those sources that JOhn has sent you I'd be happy to put you on our club (What the Dickens!) Newsletter mailing list - I try and get as much down as folks can be a**ed to let me know about what's goin' on roundabout this neck of Sussex. PM me with your mailing address if you like? Regards Hille |
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