S&M Man (Rugby song)

Subject: S&M Man (Rugby song)
From: Rugger
Date: 17 Mar 98 - 04:40 PM

duplicate delete

Subject: RE: S&M Man (Rugby song)
From: Rugger
Date: 17 Mar 98 - 04:45 PM

Damn, linefeeds again...

THE S&M MAN
Melody: The Candy Man

This is the most obscene, vile, and disgusting rugby song there is!
This is also the favorite rugby song of many RFCs.

Who will run through jaggers
(Who will run through jaggers)
Ripping up his flesh
(Ripping up his flesh)
And turn right around
And repeat the bloody mess?
It's the S&M man

CHORUS:
Oh, the S&M man
The S&M man because he mixes it with love
And makes the hurt feel good
Yes the hurt feel good

[Different individuals sing the verses and everyone
repeats the first and second lines.]

Who wears pants with zippers
And no underwear
Then pulls them up and down
And rips out his pubic hair?
It's the S&M man

Who can take a razor
And no shaving cream
Scrape her pussy bald
Just to make the bitch scream?
It's the S&M man

Who can take an old saw
Rusty but still cuts
Pull it back and forth
Until he rips off his own nuts?
It's the S&M man

Who can take a bottle
Shove it up your ass
Hit it with a hammer
And line your ass with glass?
It's the S&M man

Who can take your scrotum
Stick it with a pin
Hang on a bunch of weights
Till it drags down to your shins?
It's the S&M man

Who can take your penis
Slam it in a door
Slam it in a door
So you can't fuck anymore?
It's the S&M man

Who can take a sander
Make sure it's Black and Decker
Rub it up and down
Until you've got a bleeding pecker?
It's the S&M man

Who would take a condom
Put pepper in the ring
Use it on the wife
'Cause she twitches when it stings?
It's the S&M man

Who can take a mallet
Claim that he's a stud
Smash it on his pecker
Till it starts to ooze blood?
It's the S&M man

Who can take your penis
Tie it in a knot
Tighter yet tighter
Until the fucker rots?
It's the S&M man

Who can take sandpaper
Rough like fifty grit
Rub it on her pussy
Until she has a bleeding clit?
It's the S&M man

Who can take two ice picks
Jam one in each ear
Ride the bitch like a Harley
While he fucks her up the rear?
It's the S&M man

Who takes jumper cables
Clamps one on each tit
Starts up the car
And electrocutes the bitch?
It's the S&M man

Who can take a young girl
Turn the lights down low
Flip on the video camera
And make like Rob Lowe?
It's the S&M man

Who can take a vagina
Suck out all the yeast
Spit it out into some dough
And serve bread at the rugby feast?
It's the S&M man

Who can take a puppy
Grab it by the ears
Fuck it up the ass
Until it sheds those puppy tears?
It's the S&M man

Who can take a vice clamp
Clamp it on a tit
Squeeze the sucker down
Till it pops just like a zit?
It's the S&M man

Who can take a cheese grater
Strap it to his arm
Fist fuck the bitch
And make Vagina Parmesan?
It's the S&M man

Who can take a transient
Rip out one of his eyes
Skull fuck the bastard
While he listens to his cries?
It's the S&M man

Who can take some shackles
Chain you to the walls
Fill a glass with sperm
By lancing both your balls?
It's the S&M man

Who can take a Coke bottle
Shove it up her ass
Kidney punch the bitch
Until she's shitting blood and glass?
It's the S&M man

Who would use machinery
To masturbate at work
Rip off his left testis
And pretend it didn't hurt?
It's the S&M man

Who can take a baby
Lay it on a bed
Turn it around
Fuck the soft spot in its head?
It's the S&M man

Who can take a little girl
Before she's on the rag
Fuck her till she's dead
And then toss her in a bag?
It's the S&M man

Who would put a kid's hand
In a socket on the wall
It's nice when they jerk
Up against his balls?
It's the S&M man

Who can take an abortion clinic
Sneak around to the back
Dig through all the dumpsters
Till he finds a tasty snack?
It's the S&M man

Who can take another abortion clinic
Go in front, not the back
Run through the clinic
And rip one off the rack?
It's the S&M man

Who gives children candy
Takes them round the block
And rips up their innards
With the ramming of his cock?
It's the S&M man

Who can take a baby
Throw it on a pile
And fuck it up its ass
Shis-ka-bob style?
It's the S&M man

Who would take your kiddies
Out to a picnic binge
Put them on the fire
And watch the fuckers singe?
It's the S&M man

Who can take a pregnant woman
Fuck her till she's dead
Leave his dick inside her
Till the fetus gives him head?
It's the S&M man

Who can take a hammer
Shove it up her twat
Move it back and forth
Til he finds her G-spot
It's the S&M man

Who can take a hammer
Wave it overhead
And slam it on his pecker
Til he wishes he were dead?
It's the S&M man

Who can take his bicycle
Take away the seat
Put his girlfriend on it
And ride her down a bumpy street?
It's the S&M man

Who can take his willy
Slam it in a door
Slam it back and forth
Til he can't pee anymore?
It's the S&M man

Who can take a chainsaw
Rev it up on high
Shove it up her ass
Just to hear her scream and sigh?
It's the S&M man

Who can take some fiberglass
Wrap it round his pud
Shove it up her ass
Til she's shitting chunks of blood?
It's the S&M man

Who can take a light bulb
Shove it up her ass
Fuck her up the rear
Til she's shitting chunks of glass?
It's the S&M man

Who can take just two bricks
Take one in each hand
Bang them on his balls
Like the cymbals in the band?
It's the S&M man

Who can take a chainsaw
Cut the bitch in two
Fuck the bottom half
And toss the other half to you?
It's the S&M man

Who can take your penis
Feed it to a whore
Then slam it in a door
So you can't fuck no more?
It's the S&M man

Who can take a chainsaw
Stick it up her hole
Turn it round and round
And make tuna casserole?
It's the S&M man

Who can take some clothes pegs
Hang his girlfriend by her nipples
Leave the bitch just hanging
Til her tits are nearly tripled?
It's the S&M man

Who can take a Doberman
Let him do a show
Let him fuck your girlfriend
While he takes a video?
It's the S&M man

Who can take a hair curler
Turn it up on high
Stick it in her cunt
And listed to her fry?
It's the S&M man

Who can take his penis
Put it in a door
Slam it real hard
And scream MORE MORE MORE?
It's the S&M man

Who can find some newlyweds
Sneak into their room
Fuck the bride in bed
And sodomize the groom?
It's the S&M man

Who can take a glass rod
Shove it up his prick
Put it on the table
And smash it with a brick?
It's the S&M man

Who can take a nun
Lean her over the pew
Fuck her up the ass
Til she wishes she was a Jew?
It's the S&M man

Who can take Pope John Paul
Bend him over a pew
Fuck him with a cross
Til he admits being a Jew?
It's the S&M man

Who can take O.J.
Tie him to a pole
Punch him in the face
Until he confesses killing Nicole?
It's the S&M man

Who can take an innocent virgin
Reassure her sex isn't scary
Tell her that he loves her
Just to break the bitch's cherry?
It's the S&M man

Who can take a sorority girl
Dress her up in lace
Knock the bitch down
And cum in her face?
It's the S&M man

Who can take three children
Ages six, seven, and eight
Lock them in a closet
Until they learn to masterbate?
It's the S&M man

Subject: RE: S&M Man (Rugby song)
From: Llanfair
Date: 28 Aug 99 - 06:21 PM

MAX!!!! please make that stuff go away.

Subject: RE: S&M Man (Rugby song)
From: GUEST,NICE
Date: 03 Jun 05 - 09:58 PM

Not bad. You have a few new ones.

Subject: RE: S&M Man (Rugby song)
From: GUEST,padgett
Date: 04 Jun 05 - 10:16 AM

I am on the wrong site again

This is awful

Subject: RE: S&M Man (Rugby song)
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Jun 05 - 03:47 PM

Who can take a feminist
Punch her in the face
Throw that bitch in the kitchen
tell her to get back in her place
The S&M man

Subject: RE: S&M Man (Rugby song)
From: GUEST,John
Date: 19 Jun 05 - 11:40 PM

Who can take a flamethrower
take a gril or two
stick it in their cunt
and make a pussy barbecue

Subject: RE: S&M Man (Rugby song)
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Jun 05 - 01:17 AM

Who can take his member and
Make it two-inch, hard;
A guy who writes the shit above
Instead of playing cards;
The S and M man

Subject: RE: S&M Man (Rugby song)
From: GUEST,GUEST Dan
Date: 21 Jun 05 - 06:22 AM

Who can take some barbed wire
Wrap it around your cock
Put it on a table
And smack it with a rock
The S&M Man


Who can take a grandma
Waiting for a bus
Lift up her dress
And give her cunnilingus
The S&M Man


Who can take a chainsaw
Shove it in her hole
Slide it in and out
And make vagina casserole
The S&M Man

Subject: RE: S&M Man (Rugby song)
From: GUEST,jOhn
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 09:26 AM

Heloo, Guest John was not me.

Subject: RE: S&M Man (Rugby song)
From: GUEST,Mike
Date: 29 Sep 05 - 08:23 PM

Who can take a bicycle
Rip off the seat
Put your sister on it
and roll it down the street

Who can take a dirty chick
From way down south
Fuck her up the ass
and then put it in her mouth

Who can take an ugly chick
Tell her that shes fat
Put her in a bag
and then beat her with a bat

Who can take a pregnant chick
Put her on the bed
Fuck her so damn hard
that the fetus gives you head

Subject: RE: S&M Man (Rugby song)
From: GUEST,WSU RUGGER
Date: 05 Nov 05 - 11:33 PM

who could take the pope
bend em over a pew
fuck him in the ass
until he says that hes a jew

Subject: RE: S&M Man (Rugby song)
From: GUEST,Joe_F
Date: 06 Nov 05 - 06:01 PM

And me without a spoon!

--- Joe Fineman    [e-mail]

||: Of the components of love, jealousy has the longest decay time. :||

Subject: RE: pg13 S&M Man (Rugby song)
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Nov 05 - 08:32 PM

who can take a dead chick
break into her tomb
stab her in the gut
and then just fuck the wound?

Subject: RE: pg13 S&M Man (Rugby song)
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 09:42 PM

Who can take an environmentalist?
Tie him to a keel.
Club him on the head
Just like a baby seal!

Subject: RE: pg13 S&M Man (Rugby song)
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Aug 06 - 12:35 PM

Who can take Hellen Keller
Put her on the floor
Fuck her so hard she says,
(mumbling/signing) I don't like this any more

Subject: RE: pg13 S&M Man (Rugby song)
From: GUEST,Mike
Date: 01 Oct 06 - 07:24 PM

This is the filthiest song my team sings. We have no souls at all, but even some of these verses make us cringe.

Subject: RE: pg13 S&M Man (Rugby song)
From: GUEST,learned this song at scout camp
Date: 25 Oct 06 - 01:01 AM

Who can take a Rabbi tie him to a tree fuck him so hard he sees the Trinity.

Subject: RE: pg13 S&M Man (Rugby song)
From: GUEST,curious
Date: 25 Oct 06 - 07:00 AM

Would that be the Philmont Rangers scout camp, old man?

Subject: RE: pg13 S&M Man (Rugby song)
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Oct 06 - 10:18 PM

You are SICK

CURIOUS!!!

Truly, and unequivacably, SICK!!!!

No wonder the Mudcat is the current spiraling swill of excrement to be found on Google searches.

Go back in your hole...and get a life.

Subject: RE: pg13 S&M Man (Rugby song)
From: GUEST,curious
Date: 25 Oct 06 - 11:34 PM

Hey, green fonts, I don't collect these god-awful Rugby songs! You can't throw me off your trail....

Subject: RE: S&M Man (Rugby song)
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Nov 06 - 09:25 AM

Who can take a pregnant women
Fuck her till she's dead
Leave your dick inside her
till the fetus gives you head
The S&M man

Subject: RE: S&M Man (Rugby song)
From: Marc Bernier
Date: 12 Mar 07 - 03:01 PM

Ah, too bad. What I'v always enjoyed most about rugby songs was that I understood it to be a closely protected oral/aural tradition. Everyone I knew that sang these songs refused to write them down, so knowledge required both being accepted into the group, then some effort on the learners part. This just reduces the song to cheap childish smut. Not that smut is bad, but you just knocked this one down a peg.

Subject: RE: S&M Man (Rugby song)
From: Jeri
Date: 12 Mar 07 - 03:09 PM

Marc, you're 9 years too late to say 'just'!

Subject: RE: S&M Man (Rugby song)
From: GUEST,.gargoyle
Date: 12 Mar 07 - 07:13 PM

Mea Culpa Mark - the knees, the disease, the booze's who's you's... broke the code.

Sincerely,
Gargoyle

We arn't all DeVinci

Subject: RE: S&M Man (Rugby song)
From: GUEST,wisconsin rugger
Date: 16 May 07 - 10:15 PM

who can take a rugby chick
lay her on the bed
look between her legs and masterbate instead