Lyr Add: Midwest Winter Driving Song (Randy Sabien

Subject: Randy Sabien's 'Midwest Winter Driving'
From: GUEST,TC
Date: 15 Feb 02 - 10:26 PM

Looking for lyrics to R.S.'s "Midwest Winter Driving Song", sung to the tune of "On The Road Again" (Off the road again, I can't believe I'm off the road again. . .)

Subject: Lyr Add: MIDWEST WINTER DRIVING SONG (Randy Sabien
From: Sorcha
Date: 06 Mar 02 - 03:45 PM

MIDWEST WINTER DRIVING SONG
(Randy Sabine)
(Sung to the tune of Willie Nelson's ON THE ROAD AGAIN)

 D F#
  Off the road again, looks like I just drove off the road again.
  Em
  Hit a patch of ice and I just buried my front end.
  G A D
  But it won't be long 'till before I'm back on the road again.
  
  Triple A again, looks like I'll have to call Triple A again.
  Send a tow truck and please hurry if you can,
  'Cause I can't wait to get back on the road again.
  
  G D
  I'm in the ditch again, son-of-a-gun, I'll have to hitch again.
  G D
  I'm in the ditch again, there goes my skiing trip to Michigan.
  A
  I'm in the ditch again.
  
  Off the road again, I can't believe I'm off the road again.
  Tonight I'm supposed to be playing music with my friends,
  But here I am, I'm off the road again.
  
  I'm in your yard again, took the curve too fast, I'm in your yard again.
  Knocked down your mailbox, I think this one makes it ten.
  But it won't be long 'till I'm back on the road again.
  
  Well, I'm stuck again, tried to pass a semi-truck and then.
  I got stuck again, looks like I just ran out of luck again.
  I got stuck again.
  
  I'm in a drift again. Will you please stop, I need a lift again.
  Well, I can't wait till I can shift again.
  But it'll be three weeks till I'm on the road again.
  
  I'm in the bush again. I missed your drive, I'm in that bush again.
  Could you get dressed and help me push again.
  'Cause I can't wait to get back on the road again.
  
  I'm in the field again. Some jerk decided not to yield again
  So I'm in the field again.
  Couldn't see through the ice on my windshield again.
  I'm in the field again.
  
  Off the road again, looks like I just drove off the road again.
  Tried to miss a deer and I just buried my front end.
  But it won't be long before I'm back on the road again.
  No, it won't be long before I'm back on the road again.

(If that doesn't work, I'll post the URL where I got it.)

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Midwest Winter Driving Song (Randy Sabien
From: GUEST,stephen geller
Date: 10 Dec 17 - 11:11 PM

Dear Randy,
I loved the Hometown Holiday show and your contributions...as usual! Thanx especially for these lyrics!
steve

Subject: RE: ADD: Midwest Winter Driving Song (Randy Sabien)
From: leeneia
Date: 11 Dec 17 - 09:58 AM

That's a good parody, with clever rhymes.

Don't regions other than the Midwest get ice and and snow? The Rocky Mountains, upstate New York, Sierra Nevada?

Atlanta just got 10 inches of snow, slated to melt soon, fortunately.