BS: Why is Carlsberg Special Brew so good?

Subject: Why is Carlsberg Special Brew so good?
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 02 Mar 02 - 05:42 PM

Just on my third. Realised that nothing else beats this stuff when you have had a good curry. Why?

Cheers and always wondering.

Dave the Gnome

Subject: RE: BS: Why is Carlsberg Special Brew so good?
From: gnu
Date: 02 Mar 02 - 05:49 PM

A good curry ? Wet, perhaps ?

Subject: RE: BS: Why is Carlsberg Special Brew so good?
From: Mr Red
Date: 02 Mar 02 - 07:04 PM

Because they tell you it is. Geeze gnome, don't you swallow every word the adverts tell you?
Yea! Yea! Probably!

Subject: RE: BS: Why is Carlsberg Special Brew so good?
From: gnu
Date: 02 Mar 02 - 07:09 PM

Well, if you've had any more and they still taste good, it must be an OK brew. Although, I have found that the last one tastes like another, depending on your mood.

Subject: RE: BS: Why is Carlsberg Special Brew so good?
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 02 Mar 02 - 07:13 PM

Swallow every word? Jeez - is that what your supposed to do? Oh bugger...;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Why is Carlsberg Special Brew so good?
From: Hrothgar
Date: 02 Mar 02 - 08:08 PM

Because it's beer?

Subject: RE: BS: Why is Carlsberg Special Brew so good?
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 02 Mar 02 - 08:13 PM

Best lager for me is Czech lager. The rest pale into insignificance. By which I mean I've never come across one to match them, but then I tend not to drink lager. Unless it's Czech.

There is a circular reasoning process going on in there, I know. But if you drink lager I advise getting hold of some Pilsner Urquell, Budweiser Budvar (not that American stuff) or if you ever come across it, try Radagust.

Subject: RE: BS: Why is Carlsberg Special Brew so good?
From: John Routledge
Date: 02 Mar 02 - 08:48 PM

Yes McGrath the non-American Budvar is wonderful!! Cheers

Subject: RE: BS: Why is Carlsberg Special Brew so good?
From: michaelr
Date: 02 Mar 02 - 08:55 PM

Carlsberg is good beer. I toured the brewery in Copenhagen years ago. Don't remember seeing Special Brew - are you in the U.K., Gnome?

My favorite for ages has been Carlsberg Elephant. The most full-flavoured Pilsner of all time, and at 6.8% it deserves its name. Try it sometime!

Cheers,
Michael

Subject: RE: BS: Why is Carlsberg Special Brew so good?
From: Jon Freeman
Date: 02 Mar 02 - 09:17 PM

Probably because of it's ABV which is something in the region of 9%, say double that of many other lagers. When buying from the off licence, it is also cheap if you work out the qty of alcohol per £ to many other options - say double the qty of alcohol for a 1/3 more in price making it a good choice for alcoholics although not as cheap as many of the white ciders... Used to be able to get 3 litres (5.28 pints) of something at 7.5% for £3.50, the alcoholic equivilant of 9.66 pints of Guiness which, round here in a pub would cost £24.15...

And then, the next day when you have the anxiety attacks and are finding it hard to get do anything because of some fear or other, you know a can or 2 of Special Brew will soon lift you out of it because of its strength...

Sorry Dave, not the answer you are wanting (and not related to you) but it is a route I have been down...

Jon

Subject: RE: BS: Why is Carlsberg Special Brew so good?
From: GUEST,McGrath of Harlow
Date: 02 Mar 02 - 09:29 PM

Over 4.5 the flavour always seems to be less refreshing. Better to keep to the beer that's on the weak side and drink more of it if necessary.

Subject: RE: BS: Why is Carlsberg Special Brew so good?
From: Ian Darby
Date: 02 Mar 02 - 09:44 PM

Dear Dave,

Carlsberg special is aimed specifically at the 'Drunk' market (no offence intended) and has a profound, immediate effect on the central nervous system.

I once saw a lady pour a can into a pint glass and slip a double vodka into it.

Savage amusement or what?

For the more subtle descent/ascent into oblivion, michaelr gets it right on the button. Carlsberg Elephant Beer, just make sure you chill it first.

The first one is extremely pleasant, as is the second, at this point if you play an instrument pick it up.

It will sound wonderful.

If you drink around four bottles and augment the exercise with a few measures of your favourite spirit you should be able to solve most of the world's problems in an evening.

You will also find that you have totally mastered your instrument and have nothing more to learn about music.

Just remember to write everything down before you go to bed.

P.S. Whatever you do, don't tape the music.

P.P.S. Diamond White Cider is another useful aid to altered states of consciousness under the right conditions.

Subject: RE: BS: Why is Carlsberg Special Brew so good?
From: Manitas_at_home
Date: 03 Mar 02 - 03:29 AM

I'm not sure the Carlsberg Special is aimed at the drunk market. Don't forget that while continental beers are usually stronger than in the UK they are also drunk in smaller quantities with 50cl considered a large drink.

Subject: RE: BS: Why is Carlsberg Special Brew so good?
From: Long Firm Freddie
Date: 03 Mar 02 - 03:43 AM

For a more detailed insight:

Hic!

LFF

Subject: RE: BS: Why is Carlsberg Special Brew so good?
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 03 Mar 02 - 04:37 AM

You've done well to get thru three -1 is my limit. For an alcoholic diversion have you tried Tetley's strong lager or Gold Label?

Subject: RE: BS: Why is Carlsberg Special Brew so good?
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 03 Mar 02 - 05:47 AM

Well - I'm still here but I did sleep for 10 hours! I never knew the stuff about it affecting the nervous system - better watch out:-( I will stick to the Budvar and Urqell in the future as well!

In many Indian Restaurants the sell Kingfisher and Cobra which seem to go particulary well with curries - but I have never seen any elsewhere - can they be bought in supermarkets anywhere? Or would it not be the same out of bottles anyway?

Cheers and just off for a big fry up:-)

DtG

Subject: RE: BS: Why is Carlsberg Special Brew so good?
From: sledge
Date: 03 Mar 02 - 08:08 AM

DtG, you can get Kingfisher and Cobra in supermarkets and off liscences in bottles and it tastes fine. If you see it, give Bangla beer a try with curry it works as well as the others you mentioned.

Sledge

Subject: RE: BS: Why is Carlsberg Special Brew so good?
From: Mr Red
Date: 03 Mar 02 - 10:28 AM

I am told that the Polish beer they serve in the Polish club in Bristol is good. They also serve GL (cider) so I will sampling small (sadly) amounts of that.
Because it is the alt month & it is Cajun night on Saturday - that's why.

Subject: RE: BS: Why is Carlsberg Special Brew so good?
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 03 Mar 02 - 11:24 AM

Remember, Lager is always served cold. This deadens the taste buds. John major was onto something when he described the British as being drinkers of warm beer. Real ale can be drunk without the benefit of cooling to hide the nasty taste.

Subject: RE: BS: Why is Carlsberg Special Brew so good?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 03 Mar 02 - 11:55 AM

The Brittish Army lives on this stuff, I am going back a few years but the NAAFI used to sell it for 50p a can.Maybe this is why so many ex soldiers are alcoholics!

Subject: RE: BS: Why is Carlsberg Special Brew so good?
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 03 Mar 02 - 12:04 PM

I always feel high alcohol drinks are designed for people who don't much like drinking, but do like the effects. Like sticking a nicotine patch on the arms who people who feel that way about smoking.

Subject: RE: BS: Why is Carlsberg Special Brew so good?
From: Pied Piper
Date: 04 Mar 02 - 09:56 AM

Special Brew YUK cemic crap.If you want a 9% beer thats drinkable try the Belgium Duval MMMM.

Subject: RE: BS: Why is Carlsberg Special Brew so good?
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 04 Mar 02 - 10:00 AM

I agree with you Kevin. As you've probably observed, I'm a draught bitter drinker, but I prefer the 'session' beers which are under 4%. I find that if I'm careful, I can metabolise these at virtually the same rate that I drink them. I like the flavour of beers such as Youngs Ordinary, McMullen's AK, Charlie Wells' Eagle, Ridley's IPA etc. Mind you I'm usually drinking out of a Quart (2 pint) tankard !

Subject: RE: BS: Why is Carlsberg Special Brew so good?
From: The_one_and_only_Dai
Date: 04 Mar 02 - 10:54 AM

Cobra is great stuff. The blurb says it's got less fizz, it's certainly smoother and more akin to 'proper' lager than the awful stuff you usually get. Its fizzless nature is intentional so that it's easier to put away a large quantity while eating, apprently.

By the way - if you see 'Lal Toofan' (Red Storm) in an Indian Restaurant, give it a try and let me know what you think. I reckon it ought to be banned, it's like beer manufactured my someone who had it explained to them once, but never really got their head round the concept...

Subject: RE: BS: Why is Carlsberg Special Brew so good?
From: The_one_and_only_Dai
Date: 04 Mar 02 - 10:56 AM

Oh, Special Brew. Yes. Snakebite with Merrydown, and a dash of blackcurrant to take away the gut-wrenching taste. Happy days, eh?

Subject: RE: BS: Why is Carlsberg Special Brew so good?
From: greg stephens
Date: 04 Mar 02 - 11:07 AM

I agree with Mr Red, the Polish beer at the Polish Club in Bristol is indeed excellent. If you're there on Saturday, do introduce youself, I'll be the guy with a guitar in his hand.

Subject: RE: BS: Why is Carlsberg Special Brew so good?
From: lady penelope
Date: 04 Mar 02 - 02:55 PM

EEEEEEEYYYYYYUUUUUUUCCCCHHHHHHH!!!!!

MacGrath, if you don't like drinking but like the effect, I'm really not sure that would be the reason to drink 'brecial spew'. I can't stand the taste, but I have been assured by some that it's good to get wellied on because it tastes the same coming up as going down!

Diamond white on the other hand....... well I'll drink most things that are dry enough to give you a face like a cat's bum.........

TTFN M'Lady "I love you" P.

Subject: RE: BS: Why is Carlsberg Special Brew so good?
From: Mr Red
Date: 04 Mar 02 - 03:06 PM

Nigel Parsons
the savory tastebuds work better at higher temperatures, the sweet ones are not as affected by lower tempaeratures.
My brother-in-law found an "English" pub in Hawii and the poor barman couldn't understand why Keith was nearly on the floor rolling around in tears of laughter. The only British "beer" was Red Barrel.
Yea what's funny with that?

Subject: RE: BS: Why is Carlsberg Special Brew so good?
From: Micca
Date: 04 Mar 02 - 04:30 PM

Mr Red, the pub is (or was0 the Kings arms?? in Honolulu? they even had a piano player in a kilt (from new zealand) when he discovered we knew the words of all the music hall songs he did je played, we sang and had a great night, and somone4 kept buying us beer,(NOT Red Barrel) I preferred the local Primo!!!

If you are completely foolhardy try one of the following

1. 1/2 and 1/2 Bulmers Traditional(cider)and Stella Artois(lager) for the Ultimate snakebite

2. 1/2 pint of cider missing a gulp, add a glass of green Ginger wine
Instant amnesia, tastes wonderful, produces catatonia.

Subject: RE: BS: Why is Carlsberg Special Brew so good?
From: Manitas_at_home
Date: 04 Mar 02 - 04:44 PM

Beware of number 2, Micca has some last year and we're still waiting for it to wear off.

Subject: RE: BS: Why is Carlsberg Special Brew so good?
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 04 Mar 02 - 05:13 PM

You'll be glad to hear I have discovered the reason for CSB seeming so good! I seem to have a virus which seems to have been coming on since about Friday. It reached full fettle about Sunday PM when I felt awful. Today it got worse. I have found that alcohol allays the symptoms for a good while. (It's not the dreaded !"£$%^ism - honest!!! I don't usualy drink a lot ;-))I will probably awake tomorrow totaly cured after discovering brandy and dandelion and burdock earlier today. Now then, where's the vodka, creme de menthe and cream soda..?

Oh, and if you doubt I am really ill - remember that this is Monday and I should be at our folk club watching Donal McGuire. Bugger :-(

Cheers

DtG

Subject: RE: BS: Why is Carlsberg Special Brew so good?
From: Grab
Date: 04 Mar 02 - 07:11 PM

If you've been drinking Carlsberg, then maybe you'll end up on...

The Beer Witch Project

I'm sorry, I'm soo sorry... :-)

Graham.