Must be a Jim Eldon song?

Subject: Must be a Jim Eldon song?
From: greg stephens
Date: 14 Mar 02 - 11:06 AM

The recent events by the Hull-Bridlington train are very interesting. Could any of our Yorkshire correspondents enlighten us, is this a common practise? I've always lived in the western parts of Britain, which are mostly sheep territory

Subject: RE: Must be a Jim Eldon song?
From: Les from Hull
Date: 14 Mar 02 - 11:10 AM

I'm sorry, Greg - could you enlighten me as to which events you are referring?

Subject: RE: Must be a Jim Eldon song?
From: greg stephens
Date: 14 Mar 02 - 11:17 AM

I thought I would be discreet for the family audience. It must be in the Hull local paper.

Subject: RE: Must be a Jim Eldon song?
From: GUEST,MC Fat
Date: 14 Mar 02 - 11:18 AM

I believe Les it's an East Hull resident who was caught shagging a goat. Have you heard about Carruthurs ? He's been caught having sex with the regimental goat !! Was it a female goat ? Why of course there's nothing queer about Carruthurs.

Subject: RE: Must be a Jim Eldon song?
From: Les from Hull
Date: 14 Mar 02 - 11:31 AM

Well, I don't read the local paper. I imagine it might interest Eric the Viking, though!

Subject: RE: Must be a Jim Eldon song?
From: GUEST,MC Fat
Date: 14 Mar 02 - 11:39 AM

Les I believe the story gets worserer. The chap who was the shagger also had HIV. A colleague of mine has remarked 'Oh no now he has infected the poor goat'

Subject: RE: Must be a Jim Eldon song?
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 15 Mar 02 - 08:02 AM

I believe that the magistrate decided that the fellow was too far gone for psychiatric help. Personally, I'd prefer to hold my judgement until I've heard the goat's side of the story. By the way, according to what I read, it was definitely a NANNIE goat.

Subject: RE: Must be a Jim Eldon song?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 31 Mar 04 - 11:09 AM

greg-we don't mention "the goat incident" around here!

Subject: RE: Must be a Jim Eldon song?
From: greg stephens
Date: 31 Mar 04 - 12:49 PM

Well why revive a two year old thread then? That's not a very sensible way of keeping quiet about it.

Subject: RE: Must be a Jim Eldon song?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 06 Sep 04 - 09:39 PM

Don't tell him Pike!

Subject: RE: Must be a Jim Eldon song?
From: GUEST,jOhn
Date: 04 Nov 06 - 09:18 AM

local chap just been sent to jail for doing sex with sheep, forgot how to make links, but go to google news, and put hull sheep, that will find it.
judge said to him="you are bloody pervert, go to jail"
he got 5 and half months, but man shagging goat got 6.not sure why.

Subject: RE: Must be a Jim Eldon song?
From: Les in Chorlton
Date: 04 Nov 06 - 11:48 AM

I was in Harrogate last week and couldn't help but notice that "Sex Toys" were available in machines in the gents in a Yates's wine lodge. One was a 40" blow up sheep, complete in every detail. I was shocked, I can tell you.

Once this kind of thing gets out who knows where it will go?

Subject: RE: Must be a Jim Eldon song?
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 04 Nov 06 - 12:16 PM

In Hull of coure there is the alternative blow up goat-habits die hard!

Subject: RE: Must be a Jim Eldon song?
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 04 Nov 06 - 06:58 PM

Don't buy those blow-up sheep from vending machines...you'll get fleeced!

Subject: RE: Must be a Jim Eldon song?
From: GUEST,Captain Swing
Date: 04 Nov 06 - 06:59 PM

Custodial sentences may be appropriate in these cases but it's the kids I feel sorry for.