Subject: RE: Lyr Req: drunk version of 12 Days Of Christmas... From: GUEST,BGODINNYC1@AOL.COM Date: 16 Dec 05 - 02:31 PM YES THIS HAS BEEN RECORDED ON A CD "THE TWELVE DAZE OF CHRISTMAS" IS BY FAY MCKAY AND CAN BE ORDERED OFF HER WEBSITE WWW.FABULOUSFAYMCKAY.COM |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: drunk version of 12 Days Of Christmas... From: GUEST,Guest Date: 20 Dec 05 - 10:22 PM Quickie FYI... In the 12 Daze of Christmas, Fay McKay got five "Dry Rob Roys" |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: drunk version of 12 Days Of Christmas... From: GUEST Date: 27 Dec 05 - 08:37 AM |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: drunk version of 12 Days Of Christmas... From: GUEST,Tummy AuGratin of Manchester, NH Date: 15 Sep 06 - 04:41 PM www.fabulousfaymckay.com and 25 bucks will get you the CD featuring the song (and others)! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: drunk version of 12 Days Of Christmas... From: Anne Lister Date: 16 Sep 06 - 01:29 PM I saw Jasper Carrot do a drunken version of this at the Albert Hall, must have been 1974/5, ending with him looking speculatively at the hole in his guitar as if about to throw up into it. That was in the days when he was more of a folkie than a comedian. Anne |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: drunk version of 12 Days Of Christmas... From: GUEST,oldhippie Date: 16 Sep 06 - 05:37 PM Dave Lippman sings the following: THE TWELVE DAYS OF BUSHMAS On the 1st day of Bushmas my Supreme Court gave to me A duly selected Presidency On the 2nd day of Bushmas my President gave to me Three hundred dollars Instead of a democracy On the 3rd day of Bushmas my President gave to me No Kyoto protocol So I could warm up To a check for 300, instead of a democracy On the 4th day of Bushmas my President gave to me Space missile defense In order to form A more perfect union or at least a warm fuzzy feeling of Warming up to having no democracy On the 5th day of Bushmas my President gave to me A stop to the START Treaty So we'll be legal Building Star Wars II To defend our lack of a democracy On the 6th day of Bushmas my President gave to me Stock market tips To replace Social Security On the 7th day of Bushmas my President gave to me Faith-based initiatives To replace Social Security On the 8th day of Bushmas my President gave to me Drills for the Arctic Water filled with arsenic Oil won't mix with water But oil and government oughta In a centrifuge Which he'll set up in a wildlife refuge On the 9th day of Bushmas my President gave to me A - bill - of - rights! Not for gays or blacks or free speech Not for none of these But for health insurance companies On the 10th day of Bushmas my President gave to me Cheaper public schools Cloning corporate tools Teaching to the test, screwing all the rest If they don't like Our new federal standardization of their kids To work in faith-based health insurance companies On the 11th day of Bushmas my President gave to me War against....somebody Over in....someplace To teach a lesson and save our face Taking our $300, and our fuzzy feeling And our bill of rights Here we go to war, I think we all know what it's for To defend our lack of a democracy On the 12th day of Bushmas My President gave to me Deficit spending so they can pay back Those who really suffered from the attack Oil billionaires It will trickle down he tells us And we must be tough Only terrorists refuse to buy more stuff! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: drunk version of 12 Days Of Christmas... From: GUEST,webwalker222 Date: 25 Sep 06 - 02:52 PM Back in the early 80's I heard a version of 12 Days where the lyrics were all fairly normal but the guy who got to sing the Partridge part was very very drunk and at one point just managed to stammer out 'and a p, and p, and a p, oh heck it was a big bird that made a heck of a mess'. I heard it on the radio up in Northern Canada, can't remember who did it. Anyone? |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: drunk version of 12 Days Of Christmas... From: NightWing Date: 25 Sep 06 - 05:12 PM WebWalker, I have a distinct memory of hearing Foster Brooks do something like that, but I can't find it with Google. BB, NightWing |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: drunk version of 12 Days Of Christmas... From: Herga Kitty Date: 25 Sep 06 - 05:21 PM I saw/ heard Doug Hudson sing a drunk version of the 12 Days of Christmas at Sidmouth festival last month. Luckily I wasn't in a row near the front, because he sloshes his glass around while he sings it, and acts progressively tipsier. Kitty |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: drunk version of 12 Days Of Christmas... From: Vixen Date: 26 Sep 06 - 07:48 AM Jon Campbell of RI, USA wrote "the 12-steps of Christmas" which I posted about here years ago. It's hilarious. I still haven't found the lyrics, but here's what I (vaguely) recall: one damp basement two bumperstickers three cups of coffee four ???? SER-REN-IT-TEE etc... It might be a good companion piece to the "12 Drinks" versions above. V |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: drunk version of 12 Days Of Christmas... From: GUEST,Michael Date: 26 Sep 06 - 07:28 PM Is there anywhere i can listen to bill barclay's version of the twelve days of christmas on the internet? |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: drunk version of 12 Days Of Christmas From: bobad Date: 26 Sep 06 - 07:43 PM A Canadian version eh! THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS Bob & Doug McKenzie (B: Bob D: Doug C: Chorus) B: OK, good day. This is our Christmas part of the album. You can play this at your Christmas parties, or to yourself on Christmas Eve, if there's nothin' else to do. D: Good day, eh? In case you thought, like, I wasn't on this part. B: Oh, I guarantee ya you'd be on. OK, so good day. This is the Christmas part, and we're gonna tell ya what to get..um...your true love for Christmas. D: Look out the window! B: Where? (chuckle) What are ya doin'?!? D: Snow, hosehead! B: Well, oh, it's the Great White North, and it's snowing 'cause it's Christmastime. Hey, hoser! D: What? B: Here's a quiz. (chuckle) Quiz for Doug... D: OK, I have my "thinking took" on. B: Yeah, right. What are the "Twelve Days of Christmas"? 'Cause, figure it out, right? Christmas is when? D: Um, the twenty-fifth... B: Right. And, what's the twenty-fourth...Christmas Eve, right? So.. D: That's two B: That's two. And, then what's after that? (pause) Boxing Day D: Wrestling Day B: Wrestl..get out! D: Boxing Day, yeah, yeah. B: That's three. Then, what's after that? Nothin'! D: New Year's! B: Four and what's... D: New Year's Eve? B: That's five. Where do ya get twelve? D: Uh, there's two Saturdays and Sundays in there; that's four. So, that's nine. And three other days which, I believe, are the "mystery" days. (Music starts) B: OK, this our Christmas song, just in case you don't know what to get someone for Christmas. D: There's lots of ideas in here, so listen and don't get stuck! (organ starts) By the way, that's ME on the organ. B: Oh, geez. D: You start... B: OK... On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, A beer. D: On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, Two turtle-necks B: And a beer. On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, Three French toast D: Two turtle-necks B: And a beer. D: There should be more there, eh? B: Where? Oh, go! D: Fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, Four pounds of back-bacon B: Three French toast D: Two turtle-necks B: And a beer. D: ...in a tree. See, you need more. B: Oh..fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, Five golden tuques, D: Four pound of back-bacon B: Three French toast D: Two turtle necks B: And a beer...where? D: (with Bob) In a tree. B: OK, on the sixth...oo, go! D: ..Christmas, my true love gave to me, C: Six... D: Six packs of two-four B & C: Five golden tuques C: Four... D: Four pounds of back-bacon C: Three... B: Three French toast C: Two... D: Two turtle-necks C: And a beeeeeeeeer... B: And a beer (with Doug) in a tree. OK. On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, Seven pack of smokes, C: Nice gift! D: Nice gift. Oh...six packs of two-four B & C: Five golden tuques. C: Four... D: Four pounds of back-bacon C: Three... B: Three French toast C: Two... D: Two turtle-necks C: And a beeeeeeeeer... B: And a beer (with Doug) in a tree. Keep forgetting. D: Whew! This should just be the "Two Days of Christmas"; it's too hard for us! Go, hoser. B & D: On the eighth day of Christmas, may true love gave to me, D: Eight comic books (Chorus repeats right behind them, though one behind) B & D: Seven packs of smokes Six pack of two-four B: Five... C: (catches up) Five golden tuques Four pounds of back-bacon Three French toast Two turtle-necks ALL: And a beer... B & D: On my tree. B: Yeah, that beer is empty. OK, day, um... C: TWELVE! B: Twelve! D: Good day, and welcome to day twelve.. (Chorus starts up and Bob and Doug join in) ALL: Five golden tooks Four pounds of back-bacon, Three French toast Two turtle-necks And a beer in a treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! D: Where'd you learn to do that? B: Um, albums. D: So, like, that's our song. Merry Christmas... B: Merry Christmas! D: And good day! B: Good day! Ha-happy New Year, too. D: Shhh! B: OK, you know what you left out? D: What? B: Donuts! D: Oh, no! B: I told you to get donuts. Either on the ninth day, or the tenth day or the eleventh day, but I want donuts! D: OK, the song's over! Merry Christmas, everybody! B: ...or, on the twelfth day, you could've got me a DOZEN donuts... D: So,..go out to the stores and get some presents! B: You could've gone down, to, like, the good donut shops where you buy a dozen, you get another one free, and then it'd be thirteen for the "Thirteen Days of Christmas"! D: Next Christmas, you can get me a chain-saw! B: Take off! (As music fades:) D: Boy, that song was a beauty. It...it moved me. B: Yeah, I think it ranks up there with "Stairway to Heaven". D: What? |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: drunk version of 12 Days Of Christmas... From: rich-joy Date: 26 Sep 06 - 10:16 PM Oooooh ... I want more of Ossonflags' version (Dec '04 posting) : " On the first day of Christmas I took to bed with me, my Lord Montague of Beaulieu"............................... Anyone??!! Cheers! R-J |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: drunk version of 12 Days Of Christmas... From: woodsie Date: 27 Sep 06 - 01:41 PM Doug Hudson's 12 Drinks Of Christmas is hilarious - you must catch him live. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: drunk version of 12 Days Of Christmas... From: Herga Kitty Date: 27 Sep 06 - 03:17 PM Woodsie - can you remember the words of the Doug Hudson version......? (Silly question, I know, but I heard them last month and I can't remember them!) Kitty |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: drunk version of 12 Days Of Christmas... From: GUEST,guest - jenny Fitz Date: 27 Sep 06 - 06:30 PM Knowing I like a good parody, Richenda put me on to this link ... good stuff. Thouhgt I'd addone I did awhile ago. I guess every family or industry has their own version of 12 day parodies! And everyone has a pushy insurance broker!! The 12 days of insurance I was new to insurance when my broker sold to me … a basic house and contents policy On the next day my broker rang, suggesting I include … Fire, flood and theft with my basic … On the 3rd day my broker advised me to include … Light-ning strike, Fire flood and theft with … On the 4th day my broker asked me to include Tracey No 2, Lightning … (this song was written in Darwin …) On the 5th day my broker prayed that I include - An Act Of God! … On the 6th Day my broker bid me to include Drunken Neighbours drinking On the 7th day my broker said I should include lawyers litigating .. On the 8th Day my broker obliged me to include Feral squatters squatting … On the 9th day my broker insisted I include crocodiles attacking … On the 10 th day my broker harrangued me to include volcanoes erupting … On the 11th dfay my broker demanded I include … meteors impacting … On the 12th day I simply refus-ed to include .. Aliens abducting, … …Fire, flood or theft I want a basic house and contents policy!!! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: drunk version of 12 Days Of Christmas... From: ktbear Date: 29 Dec 06 - 04:30 PM I am desperately looking for the Penelope Keith version. Heard it on the way home from shopping on Saturday, and still can't stop laughing. Having been the partridge in the 4th grade Christmas play, it is one of my favourite Christmas songs, along with all of the wacked out versions. Anyone remember the Donny and Marie "2 falling gloves..." version? BTW: what do you get when you type "Penelope Keith partridge" into Google? KT |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: drunk version of 12 Days Of Christmas... From: oldhippie Date: 29 Dec 06 - 08:22 PM And a Hawaiian version: Numbah One Day of Christmas (The 12 Days of Christmas local style) - by Eaton B. Magoon Jr., Edward Kenny, Gordon N. Phelps Numbah One day of Christmas, my tutu give to me One mynah bird in one papaya tree. Numbah Two day of Christmas, my tutu give to me Two coconut, an' one mynah bird in one papaya tree. Numbah Tree day of Christmas, my tutu give to me Tree dry squid, two coconut, An' one mynah bird in one papaya tree. Numbah Foah day of Christmas, my tutu give to me Foah flowah lei, tree dry squid, two coconut, An' one mynah bird in one papaya tree. Numbah Five day of Christmas, my tutu give to me Five beeg fat peeg... foah flowah lei, tree dry squid, two coconut, An' one mynah bird in one papaya tree. Numbah Seex day of Christmas, my tutu give to me Seex hula lesson, five beeg fat peeg (that make TEN!), Foah flowah lei, tree dry squid, two coconut, An' one mynah bird in one papaya tree. Numbah Seven day of Christmas, my tutu give to me Seven shrimp a-swimmin', seex hula lesson, Five beeg fat peeg, foah flowah lei, tree dry squid, two coconut, An' one mynah bird in one papaya tree. Numbah Eight day of Christmas, my tutu give to me Eight ukulele, seven shrimp a-swimmin', seex hula lesson, Five beeg fat peeg (that make TWENNY!), foah flowah lei, tree dry squid, two coconut, An' one mynah bird in one papaya tree. Numbah Nine day of Christmas, my tutu give to me Nine pound of poi, eight ukulele, seven shrimp a-swimmin', Seex hula lesson, five beeg fat peeg, foah flowah let, tree dry squid, two coconut, An' one mynah bird in one papaya tree. Numbah Ten day of Christmas, my tutu give to me Ten can of beer, nine pound of poi, eight ukuklele, seven shrimp a-swimmin' Seex hula lesson, five beeg fat peeg, Foah flowah lei, tree dry squid, two coconut, An' one mynah bird in one papaya tree. Numbah Eleven day of Christmas, my tutu give to me Eleven missionary, ten can of beer, nine pound of poi, Eight ukulele, seven shrimp a-swimmin', seex hula lesson, Five beeg fat peeg, foah flowah lei, tree dry squid, two coconut, An' one mynah bird in one papaya tree. (Numbah Twelve day of Christmas the bes', and the bes' stuff always come las'...) Numbah Twelve day of Christmas, my tutu give to me Twelve TELEVISION, eleven missionary, ten can of beer, Nine pound of poi, eight ukulele, seven shrimp a-swimmin', Seex hula lesson, FORTY steenkin' peeg, Foah flowah lei, tree dry squid, two coconut, An' one mynah bird in one papaya tree! Music and lyrics published by Hawaiian Recording and Publishing Company, Inc., and copyrighted in 1959. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: drunk version of 12 Days Of Christmas From: Joe_F Date: 29 Dec 06 - 09:05 PM Richjoy: The version current at St Andrews University in 1959 was (WARNING: NASTY & SEXIST): Twelve twisted twats Eleven lecherous lesbians Ten torn-off testes Nine gnawed-off nipples Eight aching arseholes Seven sex-starved spinsters Six convicted vicars Five choir boys Four Boy Scouts Three dirty whores Two shit-house doors And my lord Montague of Beaulieu. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: drunk version of 12 Days Of Christmas... From: woodsie Date: 29 Dec 06 - 11:12 PM Sorry Herga I only saw him do it once! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: drunk version of 12 Days Of Christmas... From: GUEST Date: 16 Jan 07 - 09:40 PM British comedian Jasper Carrott also recorded a version close to that Bill Barclay song: On the First Day of Christmas my true love sent to me A Wee Heavy and a Half Pint 2nd: Two Nips of Gin 3rd: Three Black and Tans 4th: Four Double Diamonds 5th: Five Baby Shots (later, Five Baby chams) 6th: Six Shots of Brandy 7th: Seven Carlsburg Lagers On the Eighth Day of Christmas, the Silly Old Faggot sent to me: Eight Bloody Vodka'n'Limes 9th: Nine Halves of Chandy On the Tenth Day ... to me: Hey Jude, don't take it back. Sing your sad song and make it better again. Show Me the way to go home. 11th: Eleven Blast Blue Labels (?) 12th: Twelve Alka Seltzers |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: drunk version of 12 Days Of Christmas... From: The Walrus Date: 17 Jan 07 - 01:57 AM Joe_F wrote on 29 Dec 06 @ 09:05 PM "...Richjoy: The version current at St Andrews University in 1959 was (WARNING: NASTY & SEXIST): Twelve twisted twats Eleven lecherous lesbians Ten torn-off testes Nine gnawed-off nipples Eight aching arseholes Seven sex-starved spinsters Six convicted vicars Five choir boys Four Boy Scouts Three dirty whores Two shit-house doors And my lord Montague of Beaulieu..." The version I heard (mid seventies) was slightly different: (12 and 11 forgotten) Ten tattered tits Nine gnawn-off nipples Eight 'airy arseholes Seven convicted vicars Six sex-starved spinsters Five queer boys Four shit-house doors Three French whores A pair of dirty drawers And my lord Montague of Beaulieu. W |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: drunk version of 12 Days Of Christmas From: GUEST Date: 06 Feb 08 - 08:14 PM A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE 2 TURTLE DOVES 3 FRENCH HENS 4 CALLING BIRDS 5 GOLDEN RINGS 6 GEESE A LAYING 7 SWANS A SWIMMING 8 MAIDS A MILKING 9 LADIES DANCING 10 LORDS A LEAPING 11 PIPERS PIPING 12 DRUMMERS DRUMMING |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: drunk version of 12 Days Of Christmas From: GUEST Date: 09 Feb 08 - 06:35 AM This is the 12 days of christmas sung by disney princesses. On the 12th day of christmas, my true love gave to me: 12 tigers purring 11 pies a baking 10 mermaids swimming 9 roses blooming 8 crowns a shining 7 dwarfs a dancing 6 mice a sewing 5 emerald rings...... 4 storybooks 3 fairy wishes 2 glass slippers and a magical shell of the sea. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: drunk version of 12 Days Of Christmas... From: GUEST Date: 20 Dec 09 - 10:42 PM Jon Campbell wrote the "12 Steps of Christmas" on a CD released in 1996 of the same name. It is available at Looney Tunes records in Wakefield, Rhode Island. Address any questions to campbellemore@yahoo.com |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: drunk version of 12 Days Of Christmas... From: Mark Ross Date: 11 Nov 10 - 12:53 PM I remember a somewhat rowdy party in Kansas City in around '78. The version of 12 Days I vaguely recall ended up every time with "and a handjob in the backseat." Anyone else know this one? Mark Ross |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: drunk version of 12 Days Of Christmas... From: BrooklynJay Date: 12 Nov 10 - 12:05 AM Sad to report that Fay McKay (mentioned earlier in this thread) passed away in 2008 at age 77. However, her classic Twelve Daze of Christmas has been posted on YouTube. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: drunk version of 12 Days Of Christmas... From: GUEST,Patsy Date: 12 Nov 10 - 05:05 AM Five choir boys Four Boy Scouts Three dirty whores Two shit-house doors When living on the Isle of Wight I heard this one but didn't quite catch all of it but I know it ended with 'A one-legged horse with VD' if anyone knows the rest of this version please could you pass it on so I can recite it at Christmas. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: drunk version of 12 Days Of Christmas... From: GUEST,Desi C Date: 12 Nov 10 - 11:30 AM The late Dermot Morgan, who played Father Ted, recorded a very funny version, mostly spoken where he's sending all these gifts to a lady and in the form of her letters in reply she's at first very grateful for the Partridge, up to the gold rings, then she's gradually getting more and moe annoyed e.g "I suppose you think it was funny sending those ten feckin Lords a leaping all over the place, they scared the life out of the six Frenc hens" or something like that. It must be one of the most Parodied X'mas Songs ever ;) |
Subject: ADD: drunk version of 12 Days Of Christmas... From: GUEST Date: 01 Dec 10 - 05:33 PM Day One
Thank you very much for your lovely present of a partridge in a pear-tree. We're getting the hang of feeding the partridge now, although it was difficult at first to win its confidence. It bit the mother rather badly on the hand but they're good friends now and we're keeping the pear-tree indoors in a bucket. Thank you again. Yours affectionately, Gobnait O'Lúnasa
I cannot tell you how surprised we were to hear from you so soon again and to receive your lovely present of two turtle doves. You really are too kind. At first the partridge was very jealous and suspicious of the doves and they had a terrible row the night the doves arrived. We had to send for the vet but the birds are okay again and the stitches are due to some out in a week or two. The vet's bill was £8 but the mother is over her annoyance now and the doves and the partridge are watching the telly from the pear-tree as I write. Yours ever, Gobnait
We must be foremost in your thoughts. I had only posted my letter when the three French hens arrived. There was another sort-out between the hens and the doves, who sided with the partridge, and the vet had to be sent for again. The mother was raging because the bill was £16 this time but she has almost cooled down. However, the fact that the birds' droppings keep falling down on her hair whilen she's watching the telly, doesn't help matters. Thanking you for your kindness. I remain, Your Gobnait
You mustn't have received my last letter when you were sending us the four calling birds. There was pandemonium in the pear-tree again last night and the vet's bill was £32. The mother is on sedation as I write. I know you meant no harm and remain your close friend. Gobnauit
Your generosity knows no bounds. Five gold rings ! When the parcel arrived I was scared stiff that it might be more birds, because the smell in the living-room is atrocious. However, I don't want to seem ungrateful for the beautiful rings. Your affectionate friend, Gobnait
What are you trying to do to us ? It isn't that we don't appreciate your generosity but the six geese have not alone nearly murdered the calling birds but they laid their eggs on top of the vet's head from the pear-tree and his bill was £68 in cash ! My mother is munching 60 grains of Valium a day and talking to herself in a most alarming way. You must keep your feelings for me in check. Gobnait
We are not amused by your little joke. Seven swans-a-swimming is a most romantic idea but not in the bath of a private house. We cannot use the bathroom now because they've gone completely savage and rush the door every time we try to enter. If things go on this way, the mother and I will smell as bad as the living-room carpet. Please lay off. It is not fair. Gobnait
Who the hell do you think gave you the right to send eight, hefty maids-a-milking here, to eat us out of house and home ? Their cattle are all over the front lawn and have trampled the hell out of the mother's rose-beds. The swans invaded the living-room in a sneak attack and the ensuing battle between them and the calling birds, turtle doves, French hens and partridge make the Battle of the Somme seem like Wanderly Wagon. The mother is on a bottle of whiskey a day, as well as the sixty grains of Valium. I'm very annoyed with you. Gobnait
There's enough pandemonium in this place night and day without nine drummers drumming, while the eight flaming maids-a-milking are beating my poor, old alcoholic mother out of her own kitchen and gobbling everything in sight. I'm warning you, you're making an enemy of me. Gobnait
I hope you'll be haunted by the strains of ten pipers piping which you sent to torment us last night. They were aided in their evil work by those maniac drummers and it wasn't a pleasant sight to look out the window and see eight hefty maids-a-milking pogo-ing around with the ensuing punk-rock uproar. My mother has just finished her third bottle of whiskey, on top of a hundred and twenty four grains of Valium. You'll get yours ! Gobnait O'Lúnasa
It was bad enough to have eight maids-a-milking dancing to punk music on the front lawn but they've now been joined by your friends ~ the eleven Lords-a-leaping and the antics of the whole lot of them would leave the most decadent days of the Roman Empire looking like "Outlook". I'll get you yet, you ould bag !
You have ruined our lives. The twelve maidens dancing turned up last night and beat the living daylights out of the eight maids-a-milking, 'cos they found them carrying on with the eleven Lords-a-leaping. Meanwhile, the swans got out of the living-room, where they'd been hiding since the big battle, and savaged hell out of the Lords and all the Maids. There were eight ambulances here last night, and the local Civil Defence as well. The mother is in a home for the bewildered and I'm sitting here, up to my neck in birds' droppings, empty whiskey and Valium bottles, birds' blood and feathers, while the flaming cows eat the leaves off the pear-tree. I'm a broken man. Gobnait O'Lúnasa
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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: drunk version of 12 Days Of Christmas... From: GUEST Date: 16 Dec 10 - 03:57 PM London, England. Late 60's variation... Twelve tattered twats Eleven lazy lesbians Ten Girl Guides Nine gnawed-off nipples Eight useless queers Seven sex-starved spinsters Six upright figures Five choir boys Four Boy Scouts Three dirty whores Two bog-house doors And my Lord Fortescue of Forleigh |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: drunk version of 12 Days Of Christmas... From: GUEST,Bill Watkins Date: 14 Dec 11 - 05:01 PM We used to sing this in Scotland, can't remember the rest - but this version scans nice: 7 Swansea strippers 6 geezers layin' 5 old queers ... 4 call girls 3 French maids 2 Turkish dwarves and Lord Montague of Beuliegh |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: drunk version of 12 Days Of Christmas... From: BrooklynJay Date: 22 Dec 14 - 02:59 AM Here's a later clip of Fay McKay performing the song live: 12 Daze of Christmas Just in time for the Holidays! Jay |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: drunk version of 12 Days Of Christmas... From: Steve Gardham Date: 22 Dec 14 - 03:54 AM Just for completeness you understand: here's my version of the bawdy one from the 60s 12 twats a twitching 11 leaping lesbians 10 tattered testicles 9 gnawed off nipples 8 aching arseholes 7 sex-starved spinsters 6 convicted vicars 5 choir boys 4 fornicators 3 French whores 2 shithouse doors and my Lord Montague of Beaulieu (Bewley) Quite topical 5&6 in some ways in Europe |
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