Bad musician jokes

Subject: RE: Bad musician jokes
From: GUEST,oliver
Date: 02 Jun 05 - 09:17 PM

what do you call a dead banjo player, a good start

Subject: RE: Bad musician jokes
From: GUEST,pat spud
Date: 02 Jun 05 - 09:25 PM

when someone presented stevey wonder with a cheese grater, he turned around and said, this was his favourite book.

Subject: RE: Bad musician jokes
From: GUEST,joe dolan
Date: 02 Jun 05 - 09:37 PM

music is knoledge and knoledge is power, i think thats, westlife, fecked so.

Subject: RE: Bad musician jokes
From: muppitz
Date: 03 Jun 05 - 03:50 AM

General folk joke that Brian Bannister used to tell when he was still with the Bushbury's

What's the difference between a Rock Club and a Folk Club?

The Raffle

muppitz x

Subject: RE: Bad musician jokes
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Jun 05 - 09:30 AM

What does a fiddler use for birth control? His personality.

Subject: RE: Bad musician jokes
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 03 Jun 05 - 11:34 AM

A guy knocks on the door of a big house, and, when the owner answers he says "Excuse me for disturbing you, but I am fund raising for a young musician who has won a scholarship to the Conservatory of Music in New York. You see the scholarship covers his tuition and accommodation, but not his fare. I wonder if you might be willing to make a donation?"

"Surely", replied the man, "How much do you have to raise?".

"Two hundred pounds" he answered.

"That's not a lot, in fact I'll cover the whole of it", said the houseowner, "By the way, what does he play?".

"Banjo", came the reply.

"Hang on there", said the man, "I'll be right back".

Sure enough, in two minutes, there he was with a cheque in his hand.

looking at it, the guy said, "Thank you so much, but I think there must be a mistake, this is made out for a thousand pounds".

"That's right", said the man, "Send four more of the buggers with him".


Don T.