Good Guitar Thread

Subject: Good Guitar Thread
From: 53
Date: 25 Apr 02 - 10:17 PM

Does anyone have anything to say about their old friend and helpmeet, I mean their guitar?

Subject: RE: Good Guitar Thread
From: khandu
Date: 25 Apr 02 - 10:28 PM

She is a dear sweet Lady that is absolutely responsive to my softest touch. And she likes it rough upon occassion. I string her along from time to time, but she doesn't fret about it too loudly. She likes it when I pick on her.

khandu

Subject: RE: Good Guitar Thread
From: JamesJim
Date: 25 Apr 02 - 11:14 PM

She has a beautiful neck and purrs when I run my fingers up and down it. She is mostly in tune with me, but when she's not, she doesn't mind me correcting her. Her bust measurement is D46 and man does she ever look fine. She is dressed nicely and wears the finest string bikinis I can buy for her. She likes to go out a lot, but is just as happy to play around at home. She stays up late and never complains, even when I spill beer on her. My Guildy is more than just "good" -- she is a very special lady.

jc

Subject: RE: Good Guitar Thread
From: Justa Picker
Date: 26 Apr 02 - 12:03 AM

She's "always in the mood." *G*

Subject: RE: Good Guitar Thread
From: Larkin
Date: 26 Apr 02 - 06:25 AM

We are talking guitars here aren't we? Only i wouldn't be sure looking at the previous thoughts. They are lumps of wood not blow-up dolls!

Subject: RE: Good Guitar Thread
From: kendall
Date: 26 Apr 02 - 07:25 AM

My guitar is my sweetheart
She's as faithful as can be She doesn't drink, she doesn't smoke
She doesn't nag, she doesn't crack a corny joke...

She never has PMS, never starts a fight, likes my relatives, has a beautiful voice and a great body. Other than that, she has little going for her.

Subject: RE: Good Guitar Thread
From: GUEST,guitguy
Date: 26 Apr 02 - 09:11 AM

Once when involved in relationship my girlfriend made the statement in the middle of a disagreement: "You like that guitar better than me, well it wont keep you warm at night!" Don't have the girlfriend, but I'm still playing guitar.

Subject: RE: Good Guitar Thread
From: 53
Date: 26 Apr 02 - 01:15 PM

Yes we are talking guitars, and they have been described wonderfully.

Subject: RE: Good Guitar Thread
From: Hilary
Date: 26 Apr 02 - 03:14 PM

Men !

Subject: RE: Good Guitar Thread
From: Larkin
Date: 26 Apr 02 - 03:17 PM

Pass me a Barf bag. I agree with you Hilary.