Subject: WORLD TOPLESS DAY From: GUEST,BS Date: 03 May 02 - 07:09 PM Friday 13th. September 2002 is world topless day! Anyone can take part, the object is to raise monies for charity, go topless in your local & collect for a charity of your choice (breast cancer charities being favourite). Walk around your own house toppless & force your husband/partner to give to charity! Or better still go public! Tell your friends about this, the more the merrier! |
Subject: RE: WORLD TOPLESS DAY From: gnu Date: 03 May 02 - 07:12 PM Nah. It'd scare the neighbours. Maybe they'd donate for me not to. |
Subject: RE: WORLD TOPLESS DAY From: Sorcha Date: 03 May 02 - 07:20 PM Now there is an idea, gnu! Wouldn't be a pretty sight around here, either......'sides, I would probably get arrested. Can't you just see it--the entire Police Force in SmallTown USA going topless..........giggle! |
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY From: GUEST,BS Date: 03 May 02 - 07:26 PM How about a practice run at Towersey barn!in August? |
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY From: Celtic Soul Date: 03 May 02 - 10:55 PM I'd consider it, except that I really don't want to do any damage to my knees.
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Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY From: Troll Date: 04 May 02 - 12:54 AM I go topless all the time. I get no respect. "Ya gonna come in here, ya put on a shirt, fella!" And he's got a sign on the door: "Men: No Shirt No Shoes No Service Women: No Shirt No Shoes Free Beer! No respect! At all! troll |
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY From: Amos Date: 04 May 02 - 09:55 AM Gentlemen: I am informed by the Elders of Tactile Reconaissance that the Temple of the Golden Globes should get in touch with you in light of your fervent potential as recruits. We have introductory courses designed to introduce you to the Temple's beliefs and practices, in which we focus on feeling and the contemplation of divine curves. We offer more advanced studies, conducted in Braille. Please read the accompanying leaflet carefully; you will find that opportunities for prayerful, focused meditation on the Great Mammarian SPirit abound, and that all you need to do is get in better touch. Sincerely yours,
Brother Lactimmus Globulus |
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY From: Paul from Hull Date: 04 May 02 - 10:21 PM *LOL*...Celtic Soul!
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Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY From: Little Hawk Date: 05 May 02 - 02:12 PM I went topless for a week once, and nobody even noticed. - LH |
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY From: kendall Date: 05 May 02 - 02:22 PM Two years ago a very well built woman was arrested for mowing her lawn topless, the charge was indecent exposure. Maine law says, it is only indecent if the genitalia are exposed, and that is never the case with women. Her neighbor was a pain in the ass, and I guess they had been having a neighborhood feud. The cop didn't even want to pursue it, but, the neighbor insisted. Don't know what the "Slim Reaper" did, but, it was clearly a case of "tit for tat". |
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY From: Little Hawk Date: 05 May 02 - 02:35 PM "Never", kendall??? Some people may be under the mistaken impression that breasts ARE genitalia! It's the sort of thing Archie Bunker might have come up with. - LH |
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY From: Clinton Hammond Date: 05 May 02 - 02:36 PM In Ontario, it's legal for anyone to be topless... |
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY From: kendall Date: 05 May 02 - 03:02 PM I'd trade ALL of my neighbors for her! |
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY From: GUEST,BS Date: 05 May 02 - 03:34 PM Amos I want to join, I have dedicated my life to this subject. I suspect that I was born a triplate & I was the bottle fed one! |
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY From: Amos Date: 05 May 02 - 03:46 PM Welcome, GuestBS. There are a number of past entries in our archives about the Temple and its ambitions. Our Tactile Political Action Committee (TPAC) is even now planning to show those anti-religious zealots in Washington a thing or two, which you can learn about in this thread over here. A. |
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY From: Bill D Date: 05 May 02 - 04:36 PM is this a real date! I didn't see anything about it on the boob tube. |
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY From: Little Hawk Date: 05 May 02 - 05:57 PM If it's a date you're looking for, check the classified ads... - LH |
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY From: Uncle_DaveO Date: 05 May 02 - 06:07 PM Or the men's room wall! Dave Oesterreich |
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY From: GUEST,Charles@calsay.freeserve.co.uk Date: 05 May 02 - 06:11 PM My attitude is "If you have seen one you have seen them both"! |
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY From: Amos Date: 06 May 02 - 12:20 AM Obviously this thread is just the thing for dissemination, so to speak, on the twin virtues. To help those of you who feel you might want to join our cult, so that your meditations can be defended as a religious freedom rather than barbarously censured as an invasion of ordinary mortal personal space, I offer the following pointers to earlier discussions on this promising new religious group: Pamela Anderson's Boobs - real or faked? MC.Personalities. Cyber, & in the flesh.
Thanks for all the support, and keep them pointing north! A |
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY From: okthen Date: 06 May 02 - 09:35 AM If someone wants to sponsor me I'll try and get legless for the day. |
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY From: GUEST,BS Date: 08 May 02 - 04:31 PM Come one! Tell your friends about this! If we tell enough people it will become real, and someone at work or in the folk club or pub will tell you about it! We can make this happen if we really try! |
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY From: The Admiral Date: 10 May 02 - 10:45 AM I'm bringing this back into light of day in order to cheer up Dave Guest that connisewer of female appendages, All the breast! |
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY From: Amos Date: 10 May 02 - 11:54 AM And thanks for the fond mammaries, from all of us at the Overflowing Cup Competition at the Temple of the Golden Globes! A |
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY From: Stilly River Sage Date: 10 May 02 - 12:19 PM News this week says that kids who were nursed for at least 9 months score consistently several points higher on IQ tests. Perhaps that means they're smarter, not just better able to take tests. ;-) I sometimes miss those days of closeness to my kids, but then I think back to that feeling like I was wearing a couple of canteloups around and am glad to be back to a more comfortable size. Pamela Anderson is welcome to her inflated front, I, like a lot of women, prefer a slimmer profile. (And as Ben Franklin sagely noted, "All cats are gray in the dark"--I assume that this has many applications!) SRS |
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY From: Genie Date: 10 May 02 - 01:30 PM I think that World Topless Day should be coordinated with Amos's proposed Knickers Liberation Movement. Genie |
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY From: SharonA Date: 10 May 02 - 03:49 PM Amos sez, "Keep them pointing north!" No thanks; I don't want 'em to start growing moss. Ew! |
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY From: Paul from Hull Date: 10 May 02 - 03:53 PM *ROFL* |
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY From: Paul from Hull Date: 10 May 02 - 03:54 PM *ROFL* |
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY From: Genie Date: 11 May 02 - 09:33 AM Let's see if I can get that blicky to work this time. |
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY From: annamill Date: 11 May 02 - 12:09 PM I saw Emerald Forest a couple of days ago and realized how really silly this whole breast coverup thing really is. They *hung* around noticing nothing. It was "WORLD TOPLESS' every day for them. Like Twain said, at least I think it was him, morality is a matter of locality..or something like that. (Corrections happily excepted here) Love, Annamill |
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY From: Amos Date: 11 May 02 - 12:16 PM Anna: Is that a movie. or a musical group? It is silly, indeed, but Ihave to tell you that I had a conversation on a Jamaican beach one time with a pleasant lass of the topless persuasion -- she just wanted directions or something -- and she looked me right in the eyes as we spoke -- blue eyes, she had -- very pretty eyes, yes...--- and by sheer force of will power I looked her in the eyes right back.; but my peripheral vision was going absolutely four-alarm mad by the time the conversation was over!! :>) So silly it may be but the alternatiove is probably gonna take some getting used to for those of us who were raised in the Dark Ages of Mammary Occlusion :>). But, personally, I'm all for it. As the chief public relations person for the Temple of the Golden Globes, I promote forward thinking, so to speak, at every opportunity, in print, conversation, song and Braille. A A |
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY From: annamill Date: 11 May 02 - 12:31 PM Amos, Emerald Forest is a very old movie and it was actually filmed in S. America using actual natives who go TOPLESS every day, including those days they were filming this movie. Good movie. Get it if you can find it. As I watched it with my husband, it struck me that it was perfectly normal. There were no unusual sounds coming from his side of the couch and I was amazed at how it was perfectly exceptable sitting there watching so many young girls virtually naked!! Men too, incidently. Amazing. L.A. |
Subject: RE: BS: WORLD TOPLESS DAY From: Amos Date: 11 May 02 - 03:07 PM Well, I guess from your testimony, the Temple needs a master copy in archive to use as a source for its massive re-indoctrination campaign to further the world-wide acceptance and furtherance of the purposaes and practices of the TGG, with emphasis on Open Admiration and Curvilinear Meditation as a normal religous practice! We need all the good propoganda material we can get!! ;.>} A |