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BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: fat B****rd Date: 10 Jun 02 - 05:28 PM May I be the 100th to wish you all the best. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Steve Latimer Date: 10 Jun 02 - 03:57 PM "Spaw, sorry I'm a few days late, but Happy Birthday. I'll have an Iron City and some Pork Rinds in your honour. Steve |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Kim C Date: 10 Jun 02 - 02:26 PM Happy Birthday!!!! Sorry I missed it!!!! Love, yer pal, Fiddlebum :-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: MMario Date: 10 Jun 02 - 01:10 PM Now I know what the 21-fart sulaute and the fireworks were about over the weekend! My sympathies to Karen for your having survived another year.
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: SharonA Date: 10 Jun 02 - 12:22 PM Well, now, Spaw, since you've put me in charge of the "Song & Greeting Card Division" of the International Holiday Registry, it is my honor and duty to write a Hallmarkesque greeting-card greeting in commemoration of your birthday (also known as Whatevertafuck 6-8): I see that the day has come to pass, Your glorious natal date, The day upon which you first passed gas: Whatevertafuck 6-8! Your innards would noxious vapors spawn From anything on your plate And trumpet them from your ass upon Whatevertafuck 6-8 And all of the other days as well, But let there be no debate: The loudest farts came when this day fell: Whatevertafuck 6-8! Whenever a yellow cloud we'd see Above that ol' Buckeye State We'd say in PA, "Today must be Whatevertafuck 6-8!" Your waist may expand, your hair may drop Till all you have left is pate, But e'er on this day we'll hear a "Brawwp": Whatevertafuck 6-8! So here is a simple wish, Spaw luv, Although it's a little late May you get a gas each year out of Whatevertafuck 6-8! Many happy returns! Sharon |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: katlaughing Date: 10 Jun 02 - 04:59 AM Dang! I thought I'd edited him out! LMAO!! Aloha yerself, BabyDoc! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Mark Cohen Date: 10 Jun 02 - 04:51 AM kat, I see the picture of 'Spaw and his pet, but didn't you say he had two dogs? And what's this about him having a blue weenie? Aloha, Mark |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: VoxFox Date: 09 Jun 02 - 11:36 PM CRAP! Why is it that as soon as I go away for a few days something happens and I miss it?! Damn, Spaw, Sorry I missed your Happy Day. I see that you had a good one and that's all that counts. Until next time. VoxFox |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Steve in Idaho Date: 09 Jun 02 - 11:00 PM I think one has to have parents in order to be born - which would mean that a birthday would occur - Hatched doesn't count. Hopin' your hatchday is Vunderbar!!!
And yes Bro - I Love You madly - soon as you get back from Sweden we'll talk -
Steve |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: katlaughing Date: 09 Jun 02 - 08:04 PM A WARNING so I didn't spew woulda been nice, Homeless!!LMAOWROTF!!! Puuurrrrfect for our Spaw! Here I am, the GOOD twin...with piccies of the pressie!
Spaw's Dawgs(click on the photo album of that name)(Sorry, started a new thread so it wouldn't get buried and all postings got caught in a Mudglitch:-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Homeless Date: 09 Jun 02 - 04:42 PM Well Spaw, I usually avoid these birthday threads, and haven't been around much at all lately actually, but after seeing how eloquently you expressed your appreciation I finally found use for a blessing that I swiped out of a biker rag many years ago. And so, for your (belated) birthday...
May bleeding piles distress you
Regards, |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Liz the Squeak Date: 09 Jun 02 - 03:33 PM An ancient Scottish blessing I learned from Lady P. Ah wee goo aan bile yer heed!! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: John MacKenzie Date: 09 Jun 02 - 03:15 PM In a vain effort to join the inner circle, I'd like to wish Sir Catspaw, a very happy birthday. Yours Obsequiously.....Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: wysiwyg Date: 09 Jun 02 - 02:49 PM He really IS a Layabout, i'nt he? Too damn lazy to respond in kind to each of us, and BRAGS about it! ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: catspaw49 Date: 09 Jun 02 - 02:39 PM Since we cross-posted, I'd like to say specifically to you Max, you have a giant kick in the balls coming your way. It's been my pleasure for the past 4 years to completely trash this worthless waste of bandwidth and the fact that it's still alive continues to amaze me! I have over 16,000 posts here and the damn place is still cookin'.........I can't figure it out. What I am sure of is that in no way has it ever had anything to with efforts on your part as you are without a doubt the greatest waste of carbon atoms ever assembled in one place on the planet. I know this to be true because all the Troll/Flamer Anonymous Guest types say so and gawd knows how intelligent and insightful they are! Hang close to Jeff....It's your only salvation you slimey piece of aardvark dung...........Cletus sends his best. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: catspaw49 Date: 09 Jun 02 - 02:26 PM ohmygawd.............. Well, I am honestly overwhelmed here!!! I have had a great couple of days and haven't checked in because we've been doing both some fun stuff and some good work too. Karen is trying to retrain me as a househusband and I gotta' tell ya'.........it's working!!! This has also been one of the best birthday times I have had in many years. Last night we had a great party with steak and scallops and all kinds of good food. The only thing missing was all of you! I'd like to say how proud I am of all of you! For a year now I have been working hard to assure that Birthday Threads are not boring and meaningless as Joe Offer contends, with everyone saying the same thing and I've encouraged you all to do the same. I was beginning to feel it was an uphill battle and you all didn't get it..........I seem to have been in error on that as this one is certainly not boring! For that and for all the "wishes and greetings," I'd like to say, "Screw you all very much!" And to Mary who started this, I can now see why you weren't too upset over our missed connections last week since you were already planning this!!! I think you are now a definite "one-up" on me and I shall get even my dear!!!! My temptation to go through and insult in return all of you who have so thoughtfully posted is great, but I'll refrain from it........Y'all would know it was just my lame way of attempting at saying how much you folks mean to me....and no words can say that. Take a virtual hug, a BIG Spaw hug and know that I truly do feel blessed to be a part of this community. I need to tell you about my wonderful birthday present and then get ready to go out this afternoon. We were able to acquire another Blue Longhair Weimaraner. Anyone who knows me well, knows how important they are and how much I love these dogs. Her name is Sissy although she answers to Macy as well. She is a beautiful girl, now 5 years old, that her first owners could not keep. We picked her up last weekend and she and Jaeger are already old friends. It's as though they've been living together for years and both are absolutely great hounds! AS I type, I now have TWO weird looking Weimaraners at my feet instead of one and when they're out together, they get a lot of comments. Look on THIS PAGE for a picture labeled MACY. Kat has a pic of the two of them, but I haven't found another album source yet so I can't show you the two of them together.......Suffice it to say, they are a beautifully matched pair in personality as well as looks. I haven't felt quite this "joyous" in a long time. Great personalities, great companions.....Love my Weimaraners!!!!! So again, let me say that you can Kiss My Ass.....and thanks. This year it REALLY does mean a lot. Spaw
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Pene Azul Date: 09 Jun 02 - 02:00 PM This is Max here at the original Mudcat. More fun here really. You guys don't know what you're missing. You think the Web site is cool, you should see the non-virtual version. Anyhow, you suck Catspaw. Ever since you joined, I didn't like that I kept getting Catspaw and Katlaughing mixed up. I never did like you. So now that you are 108 years old, can you go ruin a different Web site? All kidding aside, please, can you go away? We love you Spaw, but really, leave us alone will ya? Max |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Lyrical Lady Date: 09 Jun 02 - 12:41 PM It's just like what the one saggy boob said to the other..."If we don't get some support pretty soon, people will think we're nuts"! All the best Pat. LL |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: 53 Date: 09 Jun 02 - 12:13 PM Happy Bday Spawington, Just add another illustrous day to your book of knowledge. Love Bob and Glenda. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Amos Date: 09 Jun 02 - 10:39 AM oooooooooooo!!! Alison!! The WAY you slurp!! LOL! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: alison Date: 09 Jun 02 - 10:27 AM ah welll sorry I'm late.............. but happy birthday "Spaw.... and I believe I owe you a few licks so here goes....... SLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP lots of love alison |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Dave the Gnome Date: 09 Jun 02 - 09:22 AM Belated Happy Birthday wishes you old fart! Now you are older and wiser perhaps you will behave in a manner more apt for the old codgers home you should be in...;-) Cheers and many more of 'em Dave the Gnome |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Noreen Date: 09 Jun 02 - 07:07 AM A belated birthday wish, Pat: belated because a friend in Brussels wanted to include his special gift for you... Happy Birthday!Love from Noreen and him. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Amos Date: 09 Jun 02 - 02:23 AM LOL!!! Classic!! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: GUEST,Old Scratch Date: 09 Jun 02 - 01:02 AM Yes, it is I. I have waited till the day is almost over to respond. I did not want to spoil the day. But I must remind you of the deal that you made with me back in the 60's. (Remember that trip to Hattiesburg? And how you made that little side trip to the crossroads on the way?) Now, so far I have lived up to my part; I have let you get by with your sharp sarcasm and rapier wit without you being done in by some outrage victim.(Though, there have been many times when it would have been justifiable homocide!) I have allowed you to become an icon here at the Mudcat Cafe, and have caused many here to become enamored with you. I have given you the gift of gab and the gift of gas. I have doubly blessed you. I have kept my end of the covenant. Yet, I must say, I am pissed! How dare you lampoon me by dressing up like me! Clearly it was an attempt to belittle me before the internet surfers. Well, Mr. Catsfart, it will not work! No matter what you do, our deal stands! Yes, I know that with each birthday, you must acknowledge that you are older and nearer to the day you must pay up! I know that with each passing year, the panic grows stronger! But, don't worry, be happy, cause it ain't gonna change a thing!!! We have a date! I have the contract in hand. It states right here;"The undersigned agrees that at the Master's demand, the undersigned will totally relinquish his sole to the Master and will never...WAIT!! WAIT A DAMNED MINUTE! SOLE???SOLE?? IT WAS SUPPOSED TO READ 'SOUL', NOT 'SOLE'!" DAMMIT! DAMMIT ALL TO HELL! Oh well, I hope it has been a happy day for you, Spaw! Satan |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Little Neophyte Date: 08 Jun 02 - 11:54 PM Dear Catspaw, Just for you I've switched my banjo back to the clear plastic head and I'm only wearing my white socks while I play you Happy Birthday on my banjo. Twang, twang, twang, twang, twang Twang, twang, twang, twang, twang Twang, twang, twang, Dear Catspaw Twang, twang, twang, twang twang, Hope you get a big piece of cake with a pretty sweet rose. Sending you tons of love, Little BonAmie |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Jeri Date: 08 Jun 02 - 11:18 PM Naemanson, Maine started it. I remember somebody talking wistfully about the possibility of something bad happening to the bridge(s) between Maine & NH. I think Charley might have been the guilty party. If he isn't guilty of that, I'm sure he did or said something else. Anyway, peace. Both Maine and New Hampshire are wonderful places. This thread is about Spaw. He's in Ohio. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: hesperis Date: 08 Jun 02 - 11:12 PM *49 Hugs for Spaw!!!!!!!!!!!* (Sorry, that's all you get from me. *g*) Wait.... where's the CAKE?!! Someone must of took it! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: harpgirl Date: 08 Jun 02 - 11:01 PM ...hoppy boppy poppy! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: DancingMom Date: 08 Jun 02 - 10:19 PM Hippos, birdies, two ewes! Hope it was great. Sharon |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Jon Freeman Date: 08 Jun 02 - 09:36 PM Well I'm not joining in with a lot of this... but... happy birthaday spaw, Jon |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 08 Jun 02 - 09:19 PM Happy birthday - and a virtual round of applause for that surgeon and his pet robot. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Gloredhel Date: 08 Jun 02 - 09:00 PM Happy Birthday to one of the dirtiest old men I know! Colleen :)
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Bobert Date: 08 Jun 02 - 08:31 PM Tip a couple fir me, the P-Vine, Rufus and Retha May, will ya', Spawzer. Hoping you many, many more. Bobert |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Naemanson Date: 08 Jun 02 - 08:16 PM How old is Spaw anyway? Jeri - "...wonderful, wonderful person Kendall, or would be if you weren't from Maine." Are you trying to get in trouble with the Maine Mudcat contingent? Better be careful, woman. Until next April I am still from Maine. Even then I'll be a Maine exile. (Note: I am FROM Maine but not a native. Gotta put that disclaimer in there or the natives will get crusty. I've only lived here 38 years.) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Art Thieme Date: 08 Jun 02 - 08:00 PM Lots more Pat. Art |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: IvanB Date: 08 Jun 02 - 06:43 PM I've always surmised that Mudcatters were people with way too much time on their hands. Following some of the links in this thread has proved that I far underestimated the problem. *BG* Anyway, hope your birthday is going smashingly, 'Spaw, and many happy returns. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Mrs Cobble Date: 08 Jun 02 - 06:34 PM Spaw......you still young enough to have birthdays ? *BG* hope its a good one Mrs C |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Little Hawk Date: 08 Jun 02 - 05:34 PM I've also got a tape of Blind DRunk and his brother Don singing "Still Lazy After All These Beers", and playing air guitar and tabletop drums! One of a kind. It's on the way. - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Dave Swan Date: 08 Jun 02 - 05:20 PM If there's ANYTHING horse-like in Spaw's underwear, it's proof positive that prayer works. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Amergin Date: 08 Jun 02 - 05:15 PM Boy, Spaw...I thought you stopped counting birthdays years and years ago....well anyways...have a great one! and may you have many more! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Amos Date: 08 Jun 02 - 04:18 PM I extrapolated from a compassionate analysis of fundamental proclivities, Jeri; I'm too far away to smell it after all!! LOL! But it ain't sardines... Might be a horse? Don't tell Spaw I said that!! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Jeri Date: 08 Jun 02 - 02:56 PM Yes, I'm in love with the world today, despite the fact that there is hunger, death, war, and something in my refrigerator that smells funny. It's still a grand place, and you're a wonderful, wonderful person Kendall, or would be if you weren't from Maine. Amos, I haven't done a closer inspection myself, so I must take your word. How did you manage to determine it wasn't frosting? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Amos Date: 08 Jun 02 - 02:45 PM Jeri: Not to encourage Spaw or anything...but I believe on closer inspection you'll find that that is not frosting. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: kendall Date: 08 Jun 02 - 02:44 PM Jeri in a "huggy kissy" mood? This I gotta see! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: C-flat Date: 08 Jun 02 - 02:18 PM Many happy returns! Hope you and the guys at the centre have a good dip into the medication trolley! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Little Hawk Date: 08 Jun 02 - 02:17 PM Well, Spaw, been cruising the yard sales here, and managed to pick up another Big Mouth Billy Bass for you! They're quite common at yard sales...can't imagine why... This one's got the batteries in it and works great! Be ready for weeks and weeks of hilarious entertainment, all those funny lines you know and love... Congrats! - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Justa Picker Date: 08 Jun 02 - 01:18 PM 'Spaw, I'd raise a glass to you, but I think farting in your general direction is more appropriate. Happy Birthday, guy. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Jeri Date: 08 Jun 02 - 01:00 PM Well, I'd say something insulting today, 'cause Spaw seems to like that sort of thing, but I'm in a huggy-kissy sort of mood and I'm just trying to be nice to people. I'd like to simply wish him a Happy Birthday without mentioning a single thing about him being a poor excuse for a 50-something year old kid, someone you don't want around lit birthday candles, or a twisted person with an amazingly sick sense of humor. Poor old Spaw needs all the niceness I can muster since I've heard they had to install a toilet in his Barcalounger so he didn't have to get up to go. (Has a little TP dispenser fastened to it and everything, so I'm told.) So I'm not going to say anything negative about him. He can't help a lot of the stuff he says or does, so why should I give him a hard time about being a lazy bum, a dirty old man, or a guy who probably has frosting smeared all over the week-old, torn undershirt and boxers he's probably sitting there wearing? NO! I absolutely refuse to say anything mean about him on this day when he should at least get the impression he has friends here. Happy Birthday, Spaw! With (sincere) love, Jeri |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Ebbie Date: 08 Jun 02 - 12:54 PM Happy Birthday, Spaw! |
