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BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th

Mary in Kentucky 07 Jun 02 - 11:02 PM
CapriUni 07 Jun 02 - 11:10 PM
wysiwyg 07 Jun 02 - 11:11 PM
wysiwyg 07 Jun 02 - 11:12 PM
michaelr 07 Jun 02 - 11:16 PM
Sorcha 07 Jun 02 - 11:22 PM
Naemanson 07 Jun 02 - 11:31 PM
CapriUni 07 Jun 02 - 11:31 PM
Tweed 07 Jun 02 - 11:33 PM
JenEllen 07 Jun 02 - 11:34 PM
Mary in Kentucky 07 Jun 02 - 11:35 PM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 07 Jun 02 - 11:41 PM
khandu 07 Jun 02 - 11:41 PM
Amos 07 Jun 02 - 11:49 PM
GUEST,W. (Bill) S. 07 Jun 02 - 11:58 PM
CarolC 08 Jun 02 - 12:14 AM
Dave Swan 08 Jun 02 - 12:16 AM
Mark Cohen 08 Jun 02 - 12:45 AM
Big Mick 08 Jun 02 - 12:56 AM
Helen 08 Jun 02 - 12:56 AM
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Subject: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Mary in Kentucky
Date: 07 Jun 02 - 11:02 PM

Happy Birthday Spaw!

click here hehe

*************caution***************

(do not click with food in mouth)


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: CapriUni
Date: 07 Jun 02 - 11:10 PM

Hmmm.... Everytime Spaw finds a birthday thread, in insults the Member of honor....

This one should be fun... Pass the popcorn!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: wysiwyg
Date: 07 Jun 02 - 11:11 PM

Insult Spaw's member? Sure! Let's!

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: wysiwyg
Date: 07 Jun 02 - 11:12 PM

Oh Mary ! Perfect! Words cannot express!

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: michaelr
Date: 07 Jun 02 - 11:16 PM

Good one, Mary!

49 again, eh Spaw? Happy birthday!

Cheers,
Michael


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Sorcha
Date: 07 Jun 02 - 11:22 PM

LOL! Not a good one, a GREAT ONE!! Here's a swift kick in the nutz, kiddo!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Naemanson
Date: 07 Jun 02 - 11:31 PM

Spaw has a birthday? Wow!

Happy Birthday, old man, from one who will always be younger and better looking than you. [Grin]


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: CapriUni
Date: 07 Jun 02 - 11:31 PM

Mary, for some reason, I didn't get a picture... just fireworks animation...

Oy! "Member"! I only said that because we don't have birthday threads for guests... and the inuendo went sailing right over my head...

'Course, with Spaw, everything is inuendo, so it doesn't matter what I write...

:::Reaching for popcorn::: I wonder how Spaw will manage to insult himself... and will he take it well, or get all huffy?


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Tweed
Date: 07 Jun 02 - 11:33 PM

And one from me too! Happy Birthday you old buzzard;~)


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: JenEllen
Date: 07 Jun 02 - 11:34 PM

No innuendo, just sincere wishes. Tell Sis to pass along a few thousand puppy-kisses to celebrate the day for me, eh?
luv,
yerJE


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Mary in Kentucky
Date: 07 Jun 02 - 11:35 PM

Capri, the site is pretty slow sometimes. Try the refresh after you sit there awhile.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 07 Jun 02 - 11:41 PM

Happy Birfday Spaw.john


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: khandu
Date: 07 Jun 02 - 11:41 PM

In you window? What the hell?

Hey, Dear Spaw, the banks in Mississippi closed their doors and flew the flag at quarter-mast today, in honor of your birthday! Quarter-mast in honor of your wee little member!

Have a grand and happy birthday, ole bud!

khandu


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Amos
Date: 07 Jun 02 - 11:49 PM

Pat:

As the actress said to the bishop, many happy returns.

Give yourself a big pat on the back for your continued survival.

Fondest regards, and thanks for all the bullshit,

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: GUEST,W. (Bill) S.
Date: 07 Jun 02 - 11:58 PM

May you...have...a....happy...birthday, Spaw. Let's, you and...me get...togethersometimeand...talk about...life and......ME!

Your...Friend

Bill


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: CarolC
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 12:14 AM

Happy Birthday Spaw! Hope it's a good one.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Dave Swan
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 12:16 AM

Right. Your bidet.

The partners of Lane, Fielding Patterson & Swan, Layabouts at Large, acting in quorum, in absentia, quim pro quo, coito ergo sum, et al, et cetera, have voted to authorize, in honor of your navel day, a day off, from doing nothing. Therefore, you are authroized to do less than nothing the whole day long, a task for which you are supremely qualified.

So take the day off. Don't feel guilty about the amount of CO2 you're creating today. Or the amount of O2 you're consuming. Somewhere, someone thinks you're worth a shit....really.

Many happy returns of the day, pal.

D&P


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 12:45 AM

Pat, I hope your birthday is full of...whatever you want it to be. As my grandmother never said: Zolst du vaksn--vi a tsibele, mit kop in drerd!

And as Israel Kamakawiwoole would have said, if he were alive:

Hau'oli la hanau, brah!



Aloha,
Mark


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Big Mick
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 12:56 AM

What El Swanno and the Peej said.

I want to give you one the most prized piece of Mudcat memorabilia in the world. I want you to have it. I want you to have the original spud and thong. It is yours......................no...........no..........stop it. I will not take no for an answer. Just please don't sell it on Ebay.

Happy Birthday, pal. I am going to stop and see you around the 12th or thirteenth of July on my way back from Cinncinnatti on biz.

I need to go to bed, I have been laying about all day and I am bushed.

Mick


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Helen
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 12:56 AM

Happy Birthday, 'Spaw, from someone who beat you to birthday this week by 3 days.

Geminis unite & multiply! We can take over the world two-by-two. Geminis to the power of 2.

Helen


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: katlaughing
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 01:03 AM

Ya did good, MaryinKY!! What a darling lil' ol' devil, too!

Happy Birthday, SPAWdarlin'!



Thanks for being here another year and being such a dear friend. Gosh...I don't know what's happened...I haven't called you the "evil twin" in ages! Must be yer age!*bg*

luvyabunchesPeaches....kat


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Benjamin
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 01:13 AM

Just for the record, Spaw has never insulted me on my birthday, or in a birthday thread (I guess someone needs to start one first).
Spaw, happy birthday from someone who is and always will be MUCH younger!

Benjamin


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 01:50 AM

I think we should all chip in (so to speak) and get 'Spaw a gift certificate to this place for his birthday.

Aloha,
Mark

(What am I thinking? He probably owns a half interest in the store already.)


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Mudlark
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 02:01 AM

My word...I had no idea the horned one in question was so young, so handsome....Happy Birthday!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Gary T
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 02:18 AM

Happy birthday to a true character with true character.

And remember, size doesn't matter (much).


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: InOBU
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 02:35 AM

Happy Blirp day to U
Hippy Birff dey 2 ewe
Haapppyyy BBBBBLLLLIIIIRRRFFFFPPPPPPHHHH dey, ye' ol ticker ye....
Ha (burp)py bbbrrrrrzzzzzthhhhrip dey to you!!!!
(and buy my CD folks and give it to spaw... from the old plugomatic)
Larry


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 03:00 AM

Hey Spaw, come on over and get your birthday present.... that's it, sit just there, no, the seat is supposed to be shaped like that, and yes, the straps are necessary..... that's it, just slide on over, mind your leg.....

Now close your eyes.......

Happy birthday sweetheart...

LTS XX


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Eric the Viking
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 07:35 AM

appy barfday you old git-best wishes for many more (at your age!)


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: mooman
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 07:58 AM

Happy birthday 'Spaw

Be careful not to start a fire blowing the candles out!

All the very best!

mooman


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: kendall
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 08:04 AM

Birthday? Spaw was born? I thought he was hatched on a hot rock.His father's name was Onan, right?

Anyway, happy whatever Spaw!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: gnu
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 08:08 AM

A toast of TTB to you ! Have a happy Bday !


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Naemanson
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 08:27 AM

A FART SHOP!?!?!

Only in this Spaw-niverse.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Mr Red
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 08:33 AM

I clicked
Screen immediately went porridge pointilism! Should eat breakfast earlier!
Yea - Happy Burpday Sapw.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: bbc
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 08:55 AM

Yup, it was on my calendar, too! Pat, it wouldn't be the same without you. I hope to see your face in person sometime.

love,

Barbara & Duane


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: artbrooks
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 09:05 AM

In-ewe-end-o? The guy is kinkier than I thought! Happy however-many, Spaw!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Morticia
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 09:06 AM

Hey Uncle Pat, another year older and deeper in BS,eh?Happy Bithday, you darling old DOM.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 09:42 AM

*ROFL*

Have a good one, 'Spaw!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Gareth
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 09:52 AM

I regret that for some reason or another I can not pick up the Clicky. Howerever I think it is safe to asume that it is in impecable bad taste.

Spaw - May you continue to damage the Ozone layer for many a further year.

Gareth


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Murray MacLeod
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 10:12 AM

Happy birthday Spaw. It just so happens that today is also the most important day in the whole of the sporting calendar, namely the running of the Epsom Derby.

So, looking for a coincidence bet, I have decided to have a fiver each-way on "Louisville". (Yes I know you don't live anywhere near Louisville but that's the best I could come up with).

In just under an hour I will know whether I have kissed my money goodbye, or whether I have suddenly become rich. If it wins, I promise you I will buy you a set of guitar strings of your choice as a birthday present.

Murray


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Áine
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 10:44 AM

Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday, my lovely saggy assed Galapagos tortoise
(gasp . . .)
Happy birthday to you!

Ya know, dear 'Spaw, you'd think that after all these years of chasing your bum on this virtual beach, I would've caught you by now -- just shows to go ya that slow and steady wins the race! ;D

Have a good 'un, you ol' fart -- We love ya,

Áine


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Rick Fielding
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 10:59 AM

We're toasting you with a big bowl of homemade pea soup....cuts down on the hangovers.

Have a great one.

Rick and heather


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Sam Pirt
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 11:05 AM

Hi have a great happy birthday!!!!!

Cheers, Sam


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Giac
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 11:36 AM

Happy Birthday, 'Spaw.

Nope, that's it, no insults, in-yer-windows, bad jokes, nuthin'.

No, seriously, 'Spaw, that's it, just Happy Birthday. No comments about BS in your part of Ohio being so deep that they had to install warning beacons for the space shuttle.

No jibes about the company you keep (Mrs. 'Spaw and the 'Spawlings excluded, of course). NO! Cletus, I didn't mean you, but, now, Paw and those Reg boys ... .

All right, young man, that's it, have a good un.

Mary


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Micca
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 11:36 AM

Happy Birthday Cousin' Spaw, This might amuse you it made me laugh Here mit der kliken


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: wysiwyg
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 11:45 AM

Just for you (don't even share it with the fam), a case of their best is on the way to you from THESE FINE PURVEYORS. Enjoy!

~Susan


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Genie
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 11:51 AM

Chippie Mirth Day!

Hippie Bath Day!

Harpie Burp Day!

and, most of all,

Sloppy Beer Day!

Genie

And, thanks to Mary, you now have a karaoke of that great Charlie Daniels hit to sing with!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: GUEST,Bill Kennedy
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 11:57 AM

here is an old birthday song we used to sing:

Down on the farm, the cows ask for Spaw,
Down on the farm, the cows ask for Spaw,
Down on the farm, the cows ask for Spaw,
The cows ask, the chickens ask, the HORSES AS'(K) for Spaw!

all the best, Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 11:59 AM

Since 1999, your presence here has continued to bring this Forum down to the level of the lowest common denominator. You have made the sublime into the ridiculous on nearly every occasion. You have made fun of people regardless of whether they deserved it or not. You have engaged in long, rambling stories about imaginary rednecks. You have made a travesty of the fine musical Oklahoma! with your pornographic satires. You have failed to render unto Neil Young all the respect due Him, and have instead erected an imaginary mental clinic in His name.

For this and many other reasons, I just have to say...sniffle... I love you, man! Happy Birthday!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: DonMeixner
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 12:02 PM

Happy Birth Day Pat

Glad to have had you around for another year. Sticking around for another? I have some dulcimer questions for ya.

Don


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: SINSULL
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 12:31 PM

Major Birthday Question: Do you take the wife and kids to McDonald's and then head to Taco Bell to get yours and eat? Or force everyone to eat at Taco Bell?

Happy Birthday, Pat! Enjoy it!

SINS


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Ebbie
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 12:54 PM

Happy Birthday, Spaw!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Jeri
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 01:00 PM

Well, I'd say something insulting today, 'cause Spaw seems to like that sort of thing, but I'm in a huggy-kissy sort of mood and I'm just trying to be nice to people. I'd like to simply wish him a Happy Birthday without mentioning a single thing about him being a poor excuse for a 50-something year old kid, someone you don't want around lit birthday candles, or a twisted person with an amazingly sick sense of humor. Poor old Spaw needs all the niceness I can muster since I've heard they had to install a toilet in his Barcalounger so he didn't have to get up to go. (Has a little TP dispenser fastened to it and everything, so I'm told.) So I'm not going to say anything negative about him. He can't help a lot of the stuff he says or does, so why should I give him a hard time about being a lazy bum, a dirty old man, or a guy who probably has frosting smeared all over the week-old, torn undershirt and boxers he's probably sitting there wearing? NO! I absolutely refuse to say anything mean about him on this day when he should at least get the impression he has friends here.

Happy Birthday, Spaw!

With (sincere) love,
Jeri


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Justa Picker
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 01:18 PM

'Spaw,
I'd raise a glass to you, but I think farting in your general direction is more appropriate.

Happy Birthday, guy.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 02:17 PM

Well, Spaw, been cruising the yard sales here, and managed to pick up another Big Mouth Billy Bass for you!

They're quite common at yard sales...can't imagine why...

This one's got the batteries in it and works great! Be ready for weeks and weeks of hilarious entertainment, all those funny lines you know and love...

Congrats!

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: C-flat
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 02:18 PM

Many happy returns! Hope you and the guys at the centre have a good dip into the medication trolley!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: kendall
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 02:44 PM

Jeri in a "huggy kissy" mood? This I gotta see!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Amos
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 02:45 PM

Jeri:

Not to encourage Spaw or anything...but I believe on closer inspection you'll find that that is not frosting.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Jeri
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 02:56 PM

Yes, I'm in love with the world today, despite the fact that there is hunger, death, war, and something in my refrigerator that smells funny. It's still a grand place, and you're a wonderful, wonderful person Kendall, or would be if you weren't from Maine.

Amos, I haven't done a closer inspection myself, so I must take your word. How did you manage to determine it wasn't frosting?


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Amos
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 04:18 PM

I extrapolated from a compassionate analysis of fundamental proclivities, Jeri; I'm too far away to smell it after all!! LOL!

But it ain't sardines...

Might be a horse?

Don't tell Spaw I said that!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Amergin
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 05:15 PM

Boy, Spaw...I thought you stopped counting birthdays years and years ago....well anyways...have a great one! and may you have many more!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Dave Swan
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 05:20 PM

If there's ANYTHING horse-like in Spaw's underwear, it's proof positive that prayer works.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 05:34 PM

I've also got a tape of Blind DRunk and his brother Don singing "Still Lazy After All These Beers", and playing air guitar and tabletop drums!

One of a kind. It's on the way.

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Mrs Cobble
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 06:34 PM

Spaw......you still young enough to have birthdays ? *BG* hope its a good one

Mrs C


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: IvanB
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 06:43 PM

I've always surmised that Mudcatters were people with way too much time on their hands. Following some of the links in this thread has proved that I far underestimated the problem. *BG*

Anyway, hope your birthday is going smashingly, 'Spaw, and many happy returns.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Art Thieme
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 08:00 PM

Lots more Pat.

Art


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Naemanson
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 08:16 PM

How old is Spaw anyway?

Jeri - "...wonderful, wonderful person Kendall, or would be if you weren't from Maine."

Are you trying to get in trouble with the Maine Mudcat contingent? Better be careful, woman. Until next April I am still from Maine. Even then I'll be a Maine exile.

(Note: I am FROM Maine but not a native. Gotta put that disclaimer in there or the natives will get crusty. I've only lived here 38 years.)


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Bobert
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 08:31 PM

Tip a couple fir me, the P-Vine, Rufus and Retha May, will ya', Spawzer. Hoping you many, many more.

Bobert


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Gloredhel
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 09:00 PM

Happy Birthday to one of the dirtiest old men I know!

Colleen :)


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 09:19 PM

Happy birthday - and a virtual round of applause for that surgeon and his pet robot.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Jon Freeman
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 09:36 PM

Well I'm not joining in with a lot of this...

but...

happy birthaday spaw,

Jon


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: DancingMom
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 10:19 PM

Hippos, birdies, two ewes! Hope it was great. Sharon


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: harpgirl
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 11:01 PM

...hoppy boppy poppy!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: hesperis
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 11:12 PM

*49 Hugs for Spaw!!!!!!!!!!!*

(Sorry, that's all you get from me. *g*)

Wait.... where's the CAKE?!! Someone must of took it!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Jeri
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 11:18 PM

Naemanson, Maine started it. I remember somebody talking wistfully about the possibility of something bad happening to the bridge(s) between Maine & NH. I think Charley might have been the guilty party. If he isn't guilty of that, I'm sure he did or said something else.

Anyway, peace. Both Maine and New Hampshire are wonderful places. This thread is about Spaw. He's in Ohio.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Little Neophyte
Date: 08 Jun 02 - 11:54 PM

Dear Catspaw,
Just for you I've switched my banjo back to the clear plastic head and I'm only wearing my white socks while I play you Happy Birthday on my banjo.

Twang, twang, twang, twang, twang
Twang, twang, twang, twang, twang
Twang, twang, twang, Dear Catspaw
Twang, twang, twang, twang twang,

Hope you get a big piece of cake with a pretty sweet rose.
Sending you tons of love,

Little BonAmie


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: GUEST,Old Scratch
Date: 09 Jun 02 - 01:02 AM

Yes, it is I. I have waited till the day is almost over to respond. I did not want to spoil the day. But I must remind you of the deal that you made with me back in the 60's. (Remember that trip to Hattiesburg? And how you made that little side trip to the crossroads on the way?)

Now, so far I have lived up to my part; I have let you get by with your sharp sarcasm and rapier wit without you being done in by some outrage victim.(Though, there have been many times when it would have been justifiable homocide!) I have allowed you to become an icon here at the Mudcat Cafe, and have caused many here to become enamored with you. I have given you the gift of gab and the gift of gas. I have doubly blessed you. I have kept my end of the covenant.

Yet, I must say, I am pissed! How dare you lampoon me by dressing up like me! Clearly it was an attempt to belittle me before the internet surfers. Well, Mr. Catsfart, it will not work! No matter what you do, our deal stands!

Yes, I know that with each birthday, you must acknowledge that you are older and nearer to the day you must pay up! I know that with each passing year, the panic grows stronger! But, don't worry, be happy, cause it ain't gonna change a thing!!! We have a date!

I have the contract in hand. It states right here;"The undersigned agrees that at the Master's demand, the undersigned will totally relinquish his sole to the Master and will never...WAIT!! WAIT A DAMNED MINUTE! SOLE???SOLE?? IT WAS SUPPOSED TO READ 'SOUL', NOT 'SOLE'!"

DAMMIT! DAMMIT ALL TO HELL!

Oh well, I hope it has been a happy day for you, Spaw!

Satan


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Amos
Date: 09 Jun 02 - 02:23 AM

LOL!!! Classic!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Noreen
Date: 09 Jun 02 - 07:07 AM

A belated birthday wish, Pat: belated because a friend in Brussels wanted to include his special gift for you...

Happy Birthday!

Love from Noreen and him.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 09 Jun 02 - 09:22 AM

Belated Happy Birthday wishes you old fart! Now you are older and wiser perhaps you will behave in a manner more apt for the old codgers home you should be in...;-)

Cheers and many more of 'em

Dave the Gnome


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: alison
Date: 09 Jun 02 - 10:27 AM

ah welll sorry I'm late.............. but happy birthday "Spaw.... and I believe I owe you a few licks so here goes.......

SLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

lots of love

alison


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Amos
Date: 09 Jun 02 - 10:39 AM

oooooooooooo!!! Alison!! The WAY you slurp!! LOL!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: 53
Date: 09 Jun 02 - 12:13 PM

Happy Bday Spawington, Just add another illustrous day to your book of knowledge. Love Bob and Glenda.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Lyrical Lady
Date: 09 Jun 02 - 12:41 PM

It's just like what the one saggy boob said to the other..."If we don't get some support pretty soon, people will think we're nuts"!

All the best Pat.

LL


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Pene Azul
Date: 09 Jun 02 - 02:00 PM

This is Max here at the original Mudcat. More fun here really. You guys don't know what you're missing. You think the Web site is cool, you should see the non-virtual version.

Anyhow, you suck Catspaw. Ever since you joined, I didn't like that I kept getting Catspaw and Katlaughing mixed up. I never did like you. So now that you are 108 years old, can you go ruin a different Web site? All kidding aside, please, can you go away?

We love you Spaw, but really, leave us alone will ya?

Max


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: catspaw49
Date: 09 Jun 02 - 02:26 PM

ohmygawd..............

Well, I am honestly overwhelmed here!!! I have had a great couple of days and haven't checked in because we've been doing both some fun stuff and some good work too. Karen is trying to retrain me as a househusband and I gotta' tell ya'.........it's working!!! This has also been one of the best birthday times I have had in many years. Last night we had a great party with steak and scallops and all kinds of good food. The only thing missing was all of you!

I'd like to say how proud I am of all of you! For a year now I have been working hard to assure that Birthday Threads are not boring and meaningless as Joe Offer contends, with everyone saying the same thing and I've encouraged you all to do the same. I was beginning to feel it was an uphill battle and you all didn't get it..........I seem to have been in error on that as this one is certainly not boring! For that and for all the "wishes and greetings," I'd like to say, "Screw you all very much!"

And to Mary who started this, I can now see why you weren't too upset over our missed connections last week since you were already planning this!!! I think you are now a definite "one-up" on me and I shall get even my dear!!!!

My temptation to go through and insult in return all of you who have so thoughtfully posted is great, but I'll refrain from it........Y'all would know it was just my lame way of attempting at saying how much you folks mean to me....and no words can say that. Take a virtual hug, a BIG Spaw hug and know that I truly do feel blessed to be a part of this community.

I need to tell you about my wonderful birthday present and then get ready to go out this afternoon. We were able to acquire another Blue Longhair Weimaraner. Anyone who knows me well, knows how important they are and how much I love these dogs. Her name is Sissy although she answers to Macy as well. She is a beautiful girl, now 5 years old, that her first owners could not keep. We picked her up last weekend and she and Jaeger are already old friends. It's as though they've been living together for years and both are absolutely great hounds! AS I type, I now have TWO weird looking Weimaraners at my feet instead of one and when they're out together, they get a lot of comments. Look on THIS PAGE for a picture labeled MACY. Kat has a pic of the two of them, but I haven't found another album source yet so I can't show you the two of them together.......Suffice it to say, they are a beautifully matched pair in personality as well as looks. I haven't felt quite this "joyous" in a long time. Great personalities, great companions.....Love my Weimaraners!!!!!

So again, let me say that you can Kiss My Ass.....and thanks. This year it REALLY does mean a lot.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: catspaw49
Date: 09 Jun 02 - 02:39 PM

Since we cross-posted, I'd like to say specifically to you Max, you have a giant kick in the balls coming your way. It's been my pleasure for the past 4 years to completely trash this worthless waste of bandwidth and the fact that it's still alive continues to amaze me! I have over 16,000 posts here and the damn place is still cookin'.........I can't figure it out.

What I am sure of is that in no way has it ever had anything to with efforts on your part as you are without a doubt the greatest waste of carbon atoms ever assembled in one place on the planet. I know this to be true because all the Troll/Flamer Anonymous Guest types say so and gawd knows how intelligent and insightful they are!

Hang close to Jeff....It's your only salvation you slimey piece of aardvark dung...........Cletus sends his best.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: wysiwyg
Date: 09 Jun 02 - 02:49 PM

He really IS a Layabout, i'nt he? Too damn lazy to respond in kind to each of us, and BRAGS about it!

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 09 Jun 02 - 03:15 PM

In a vain effort to join the inner circle, I'd like to wish Sir Catspaw, a very happy birthday.
Yours Obsequiously.....Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 09 Jun 02 - 03:33 PM

An ancient Scottish blessing I learned from Lady P.

Ah wee goo aan bile yer heed!!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Homeless
Date: 09 Jun 02 - 04:42 PM

Well Spaw, I usually avoid these birthday threads, and haven't been around much at all lately actually, but after seeing how eloquently you expressed your appreciation I finally found use for a blessing that I swiped out of a biker rag many years ago. And so, for your (belated) birthday...

May bleeding piles distress you
May corns adorn your feet
May crabs as big as horseflies
crawl on your balls and eat
And when you're old and feeble,
A syphyllitic wreck
May your spine drop thru your asshole
And break your fucking neck.

Regards,
Homeless.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: katlaughing
Date: 09 Jun 02 - 08:04 PM

A WARNING so I didn't spew woulda been nice, Homeless!!LMAOWROTF!!! Puuurrrrfect for our Spaw!

Here I am, the GOOD twin...with piccies of the pressie!

Spaw's Dawgs

(click on the photo album of that name)

(Sorry, started a new thread so it wouldn't get buried and all postings got caught in a Mudglitch:-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Steve in Idaho
Date: 09 Jun 02 - 11:00 PM

I think one has to have parents in order to be born - which would mean that a birthday would occur - Hatched doesn't count.

Hopin' your hatchday is Vunderbar!!!

And yes Bro - I Love You madly - soon as you get back from Sweden we'll talk -

Steve


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: VoxFox
Date: 09 Jun 02 - 11:36 PM

CRAP! Why is it that as soon as I go away for a few days something happens and I miss it?! Damn, Spaw, Sorry I missed your Happy Day. I see that you had a good one and that's all that counts. Until next time. VoxFox


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 10 Jun 02 - 04:51 AM

kat, I see the picture of 'Spaw and his pet, but didn't you say he had two dogs? And what's this about him having a blue weenie?

Aloha,
Mark


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: katlaughing
Date: 10 Jun 02 - 04:59 AM

Dang! I thought I'd edited him out! LMAO!!

Aloha yerself, BabyDoc!


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: SharonA
Date: 10 Jun 02 - 12:22 PM

Well, now, Spaw, since you've put me in charge of the "Song & Greeting Card Division" of the International Holiday Registry, it is my honor and duty to write a Hallmarkesque greeting-card greeting in commemoration of your birthday (also known as Whatevertafuck 6-8):


I see that the day has come to pass,
Your glorious natal date,
The day upon which you first passed gas:
Whatevertafuck 6-8!

Your innards would noxious vapors spawn
From anything on your plate
And trumpet them from your ass upon
Whatevertafuck 6-8

And all of the other days as well,
But let there be no debate:
The loudest farts came when this day fell:
Whatevertafuck 6-8!

Whenever a yellow cloud we'd see
Above that ol' Buckeye State
We'd say in PA, "Today must be
Whatevertafuck 6-8!"

Your waist may expand, your hair may drop
Till all you have left is pate,
But e'er on this day we'll hear a "Brawwp":
Whatevertafuck 6-8!

So here is a simple wish, Spaw luv,
Although it's a little late
May you get a gas each year out of
Whatevertafuck 6-8!


Many happy returns!
Sharon


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: MMario
Date: 10 Jun 02 - 01:10 PM

Now I know what the 21-fart sulaute and the fireworks were about over the weekend! My sympathies to Karen for your having survived another year.


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Kim C
Date: 10 Jun 02 - 02:26 PM

Happy Birthday!!!! Sorry I missed it!!!!

Love, yer pal, Fiddlebum :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: Steve Latimer
Date: 10 Jun 02 - 03:57 PM

"Spaw, sorry I'm a few days late, but Happy Birthday. I'll have an Iron City and some Pork Rinds in your honour.

Steve


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th
From: fat B****rd
Date: 10 Jun 02 - 05:28 PM

May I be the 100th to wish you all the best.


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