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BS: Local people look here!

Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 21 Jun 02 - 07:09 AM
GUEST 21 Jun 02 - 07:13 AM
Mr Happy 21 Jun 02 - 07:18 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 21 Jun 02 - 07:19 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 21 Jun 02 - 07:22 AM
GUEST,Bagpuss 21 Jun 02 - 07:23 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 21 Jun 02 - 10:21 AM
GUEST,Jim Dixon 21 Jun 02 - 10:39 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 21 Jun 02 - 10:41 AM
MMario 21 Jun 02 - 10:55 AM
Bullfrog Jones 21 Jun 02 - 11:54 AM
Declan 24 Jun 02 - 07:26 AM
Bullfrog Jones 24 Jun 02 - 08:17 AM
GUEST 24 Jun 02 - 08:27 AM
Dave the Gnome 24 Jun 02 - 10:32 AM
Pied Piper 24 Jun 02 - 11:44 AM
Pied Piper 24 Jun 02 - 11:46 AM
Gervase 25 Jun 02 - 07:01 AM
Nigel Parsons 25 Jun 02 - 07:22 AM
An Pluiméir Ceolmhar 25 Jun 02 - 07:33 AM
annamill 25 Jun 02 - 12:25 PM
brid widder 25 Jun 02 - 12:42 PM
Haruo 25 Jun 02 - 01:00 PM
Les from Hull 25 Jun 02 - 01:29 PM
Bullfrog Jones 25 Jun 02 - 06:46 PM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 25 Jun 02 - 07:30 PM
Bullfrog Jones 25 Jun 02 - 07:41 PM
McGrath of Harlow 25 Jun 02 - 07:47 PM
Peter K (Fionn) 25 Jun 02 - 10:05 PM
Haruo 26 Jun 02 - 12:28 AM
Mr Happy 27 Jun 02 - 06:59 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 07 Jul 02 - 03:22 AM
Banjer 07 Jul 02 - 04:32 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 07 Jul 02 - 04:35 AM
Peter Kasin 07 Jul 02 - 04:49 AM
GUEST,Julie B at home 07 Jul 02 - 06:10 PM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 10 Aug 02 - 07:38 PM
Dorrie 10 Aug 02 - 08:02 PM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 10 Aug 02 - 08:07 PM
Les from Hull 10 Aug 02 - 08:16 PM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 10 Aug 02 - 08:19 PM

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Subject: Local people look here!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 21 Jun 02 - 07:09 AM

Does anyone need a lift to Beverley? If so ring me on 348448, I know we advised not to post tellyphone numbers but it's an ISDN line, so if any weirdos phone I will have their number (all incoming calls are logged). You must be local to qualify for this offer.john


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Subject: RE: BS: Local people look here!
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Jun 02 - 07:13 AM

John,

You deserve a prize for the most stupidly titled thread ever!


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Subject: RE: BS: Local people look here!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 21 Jun 02 - 07:18 AM

guest,

never mind, it's the sentiment behind it which is important.

john i'd loved to have been going to pvff beverley but my employers need me to work sat & sun, but there's always next time

cheers,

mr h


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Subject: RE: BS: Local people look here!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 21 Jun 02 - 07:19 AM

What is the prize?


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Subject: RE: BS: Local people look here!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 21 Jun 02 - 07:22 AM

Mr Happy, you could phone in sick, I am not allowed time off work unless I am dead, so I phoned my boss to tell him i was dead, he did not believe me, but I got the weekend off anyway.john


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Subject: RE: BS: Local people look here!
From: GUEST,Bagpuss
Date: 21 Jun 02 - 07:23 AM

I think the prize for being local is being allowed to touch the "precious things".


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Subject: RE: BS: Local people look here!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 21 Jun 02 - 10:21 AM

well 1 space is filled 2 seats left, I am setting off when the fiery ball lays low in the sky.john


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Subject: RE: BS: Local people look here!
From: GUEST,Jim Dixon
Date: 21 Jun 02 - 10:39 AM

Aren't we all local people somewhere?


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Subject: RE: BS: Local people look here!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 21 Jun 02 - 10:41 AM

some are more local than others Jim!


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Subject: RE: BS: Local people look here!
From: MMario
Date: 21 Jun 02 - 10:55 AM

depends - takes you three generations to be "local" on Cape Cod! 'til then your just "Newcomers"


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Subject: RE: BS: Local people look here!
From: Bullfrog Jones
Date: 21 Jun 02 - 11:54 AM

"What's the prize?"! John, you're a diamond --- thank you for making me laugh out loud!

BJ


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Subject: RE: BS: Local people look here!
From: Declan
Date: 24 Jun 02 - 07:26 AM

Old Tommy Cooper joke -

I Called the local library and I said "Is that the local library" and the man said "I don't know, where are you ringing from" !


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Subject: RE: BS: Local people look here!
From: Bullfrog Jones
Date: 24 Jun 02 - 08:17 AM

I went to the railway station and asked for a return ticket. The man said "Where to?". I said "Back here of course".


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Subject: RE: BS: Local people look here!
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Jun 02 - 08:27 AM

My girlfriend works on a telephone helpline.

When asking the caller where they are calling from, she often gets:

'The kitchen'


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Subject: RE: BS: Local people look here!
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 24 Jun 02 - 10:32 AM

I usualy answer the telephone question 'Is that dad?' with 'Dunno - depends who that is.' If they then start to ask for a lift I deny all knowledge and insist on a DNA test;-)

Good man, John. Sorry I couldn't make it.

Cheers

DtG


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Subject: RE: BS: Local people look here!
From: Pied Piper
Date: 24 Jun 02 - 11:44 AM

Is this a local thread for local people? Nice one john. I suspect the offencive guest is an American who's never been to Royston Vasey. All the best PP.


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Subject: RE: BS: Local people look here!
From: Pied Piper
Date: 24 Jun 02 - 11:46 AM

Is this a local thread for local people? Nice one john. I suspect the offensive guest is an American who's never been to Royston Vasey. All the best PP


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Subject: RE: BS: Local people look here!
From: Gervase
Date: 25 Jun 02 - 07:01 AM

Ye're not from round 'ere, are ye?


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Subject: RE: BS: Local people look here!
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 25 Jun 02 - 07:22 AM

Gervase: what a silly comment!
Anyone who's 'not from round 'ere' obviously will not have opened this thread, as it is quite clearly labelled as being for local people! *BG*


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Subject: RE: BS: Local people look here!
From: An Pluiméir Ceolmhar
Date: 25 Jun 02 - 07:33 AM

AAArgh!

This thread has just shown up on the index just above the "Please consider how you title threads" thread. How appropriate.

Think global, act local.


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Subject: RE: BS: Local people look here!
From: annamill
Date: 25 Jun 02 - 12:25 PM

I'm local... here.


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Subject: RE: BS: Local people look here!
From: brid widder
Date: 25 Jun 02 - 12:42 PM

I don't see the problem... only 'John from HULL' could choose such a thread title ... so local means Hull... simple!


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Subject: RE: BS: Local people look here!
From: Haruo
Date: 25 Jun 02 - 01:00 PM

Do people in Ottawa count?

(I'm local in Seattle, so I know I don't count, but I think Ottawa is near Hull.)

Liland


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Subject: RE: BS: Local people look here!
From: Les from Hull
Date: 25 Jun 02 - 01:29 PM

Well it is near Hull, but not the one in question.


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Subject: RE: BS: Local people look here!
From: Bullfrog Jones
Date: 25 Jun 02 - 06:46 PM

"Do people in Ottawa count?" Watch them waltzing and see if their lips move.

BJ


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Subject: RE: BS: Local people look here!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 25 Jun 02 - 07:30 PM

brid widder is exactly right! And what are the rest of you non-locals doing in this thread anyway? This is a local thread!


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Subject: RE: BS: Local people look here!
From: Bullfrog Jones
Date: 25 Jun 02 - 07:41 PM

We're all global villagers now, John!
BJ


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Subject: RE: BS: Local people look here!
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 25 Jun 02 - 07:47 PM

"Have you lived here all your life?" "Not yet."


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Subject: RE: BS: Local people look here!
From: Peter K (Fionn)
Date: 25 Jun 02 - 10:05 PM

Not the one in WHAT question John?


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Subject: RE: BS: Local people look here!
From: Haruo
Date: 26 Jun 02 - 12:28 AM

I'm local, John. Hell, I'm right here in my very own chair. As for why I came to this thread, I got tired of the one from GUEST(Ian) about being careful how you title your threads. No, not your threads, one's threads. And I saw this one and wondered, 'Hmm. I wonder what "Local people" means in this case??!!' So I clicked and the rest is the next best thing to history. Don't worry, I won't call you. I don't even know the country code.

Carry on. Not too loudly.

Liland


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Subject: RE: BS: Local people look here!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 27 Jun 02 - 06:59 AM

in uk, 'the local' can mean a pub you [one] go[es] to a lot, usually near where you [one] lives.

i never use my local 'cos there's no folking about in there.

but i do attend the locals of many other people.

and in this sense i'm a local bloke!


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Subject: RE: BS: Local people look here!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 07 Jul 02 - 03:22 AM

This is a local thread for local people, Hokey Cokey, Pig in a pokey!


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Subject: RE: BS: Local people look here!
From: Banjer
Date: 07 Jul 02 - 04:32 AM

Isn't 'local' all relative? We are all local, or given the time here is 4:25AM, is that loco? Some of the stories above remind me of the inebriate calling for a taxi from a pay phone outside the bar.....'Where are you?' asks the dispatcher. Replies the drunk, 'I'm at the corner of telephone and telephone'!


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Subject: RE: BS: Local people look here!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 07 Jul 02 - 04:35 AM

Hey Banjer, yer watch is wrong, it's 6.30 AM here.


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Subject: RE: BS: Local people look here!
From: Peter Kasin
Date: 07 Jul 02 - 04:49 AM

I'm on a lo cal diet, and I'd like to meet this Beverley.


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Subject: RE: BS: Local people look here!
From: GUEST,Julie B at home
Date: 07 Jul 02 - 06:10 PM

What is the connection between being on the local diet and wanting to meet Beverley? Can she supply 'The Special Stuff'?......


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Subject: RE: BS: Local people look here!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 10 Aug 02 - 07:38 PM

Is any local peepol NOT going to Whitby next week? I am looking for sumebody to look after my hamster for a few days, they should be relyable and knoe how to lok after hamsters, i will buy you sume bear.john


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Subject: RE: BS: Local people look here!
From: Dorrie
Date: 10 Aug 02 - 08:02 PM

i think all the local peep holes are going to be in whitby john!


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Subject: RE: BS: Local people look here!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 10 Aug 02 - 08:07 PM

I thibk you are right Dorrie, oh well, it was werth asking , I will just have to take him with me.


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Subject: RE: BS: Local people look here!
From: Les from Hull
Date: 10 Aug 02 - 08:16 PM

We're having to leave Flossie the Cat, so Brian might like some company. We we're wondering how to keep her fed!


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Subject: RE: BS: Local people look here!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 10 Aug 02 - 08:19 PM

brian doesent like cats.


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