Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Mary Had a Little Lamb (parody) From: GUEST,silas Date: 24 Apr 14 - 03:40 AM Mary had a little lamb Its fleece was black as charcoal It stuck its head behind its legs And whistled up its arsehole |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Mary Had a Little Lamb (parody) From: GUEST,Kelsie Date: 23 Apr 14 - 06:59 PM Mary was a little cheap she had a Sunday brunch so she came out with some bread "Now guys this is also lunch" **Sorry guys this is my first one so....... btw im doing this for school** ***_Kelsie_*** |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Mary Had a Little Lamb (parody) From: GUEST,Musket Date: 12 Jan 14 - 02:21 PM Ah.. That'll be Mary from the Dairy..... |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Mary Had a Little Lamb (parody) From: MGM·Lion Date: 11 Jan 14 - 04:28 PM Nobody seems to have posted the following that I recall from waywayback, attributed IIRC to the great Max Miller as an act-ender:- Mary had a little lamb She also had a bear Everybody's seen her lamb But --- Goodnight everybody! ~M~ |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Mary Had a Little Lamb (parody) From: GUEST,Wotcha Date: 11 Jan 14 - 02:44 PM Heard the Civil War version at the revived sea chantey sing at the Royal Mile Pub, Wheaton, MD this past Tuesday. Quite entertaining! Cheers, |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Mary Had a Little Lamb (parody) From: GUEST,wotcha Date: 11 Jan 14 - 02:43 PM |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Mary Had a Little Lamb (parody) From: Joe Offer Date: 24 Sep 13 - 06:13 PM Eric, I've combined the two parody threads. It gets really confusing when there are two current threads going on the same subject. You should have posted your "fenian" question on the existing thread. In the version in the Digital Tradition (click), it's "sojer boys." I think it's one of those fill-in-the-blank kinda things. The "Fenian Boys" were members of the Fenian Brotherhood, a 19th century precursor to the Irish Republican Army that had operations both in Ireland and the U.S. The song, of course, is a parody of the U.S. Civil War song, "Battle Cry of Freedom." I wonder how the parody came to be. According to "Irish Sergeant" in the other thread, the parody also comes from the U.S. Civil War. I found credible verification of that in a couple of Civil War books, including this one (click). This reference to the parody is dated 1867. This 1878 version comes from Yale University. Here's the verse I like best:
Her father shot it dead; Now Mary takes the lamb to school Between two hunks of bread. The best selection of verses I've found is at this page:
Battle Cry of Freedom (Mary's Lamb) |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Mary Had a Little Lamb (parody) From: dick greenhaus Date: 24 Sep 13 - 04:36 PM The original (?) Civil War version has been sitting in the Digital Tradition for many years now. No Fenians. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Mary Had a Little Lamb (parody) From: Mick Tems Date: 24 Sep 13 - 11:01 AM Mary had a little lime And then a little gin And everywhere that Mary went She didn't know she'd bin |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Mary Had a Little Lamb (parody) From: GUEST,Musket curious Date: 24 Sep 13 - 10:49 AM We only have nice people in our tradition since you buggered off down south. . Hi Al! How's it hanging? Ian. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Mary Had a Little Lamb (parody) From: Big Al Whittle Date: 24 Sep 13 - 06:17 AM we all knew that one Musket, but we were far too refined to mention it! We only have nice people in the tradition... |
Subject: RE: Folklore: Why are fenian boys in Mary Had a Little From: GUEST,Eric Date: 23 Sep 13 - 11:35 PM here is referenceto the version I am asking about here: http://mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=49169&messages=39 However the above-mentioned thread does not answer the question raised in this thread. |
Subject: RE: Folklore: Why are fenian boys in Mary Had a Little From: Q (Frank Staplin) Date: 23 Sep 13 - 09:20 PM Hmmm. Never heard of those versions. |
Subject: RE: Folklore: Why are fenian boys in Mary Had a Little From: Bert Date: 23 Sep 13 - 10:50 AM In the version that we used to sing, it was "The Bolshie Boys" |
Subject: Folklore: Why are fenian boys in Mary Had a Little From: GUEST,Eric Date: 23 Sep 13 - 09:20 AM Who are/were "the fenian boys" and why are they mentioned in Mary ad a Little Lamb? I infer that they were Irish emigrants that ended up fighting in the war of northern aggression. But I suspect that I may not have the whole picture. -E |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Mary Had a Little Lamb (parody) From: GUEST,Musket remembering another Date: 22 Sep 13 - 12:53 PM Mary had a little lamb It was always gruntin' She tied it to a five bar gate And kicked it's little... Memory going again. Sorry. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Mary Had a Little Lamb (parody) From: Joe_F Date: 21 Sep 13 - 10:13 PM The "Fenian boys" version also has accreted: Mary had a little lamb. It had a sooty foot. And everywhere that Mary went, Its sooty foot it put. Mary had a little lamb. Her father shot it dead. Now Mary takes the lamb to school Between two hunks of bread. Some other naughty-schoolboy verses I heard as a naughty schoolboy: Mary had a little lamb. She tied it to the heater, And every time it turned around, It burned its little peter. Mary had a little lamb. She tied it to the sink, And every time it turned around, It froze its little dink. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Mary Had a Little Lamb (parody) From: Bill D Date: 21 Sep 13 - 07:19 PM **begin pedantry The original query was answered by Irish sergeant 11 years ago... "From: Irish sergeant - PM Date: 03 Jul 02 - 09:09 PM The original parody was Civil War era and was both a parody of Battle Cry of Freedom and Mary Had a Little Lamb" The various odd poems people come up with are interesting, but they detract from the original point of the thread. I suspect people are just skimming and typing ..... **end pedantry |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Mary Had a Little Lamb (parody) From: GUEST,Mary Katherine Date: 21 Sep 13 - 12:46 PM The one I learned in school as a child (New York City) was a jumping rope rhyme: Mary had a little lamb, a little pork, a little jam A little egg, a little toast, some pickles and a great big roast An ice cream soda topped with fizz And boy how sick our Mary is! 1-2-3 (etc.) counting continued until the jumper missed a turn. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Mary Had a Little Lamb (parody) From: Stewie Date: 21 Sep 13 - 12:30 PM I am surprised this one wasn't mentioned: Mary had a little lamb Its fleece was black as charcoal And every time it jumped a fence A spark flew out its arsehole --Stewie. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Mary Had a Little Lamb (parody) From: GUEST,Autoharper Date: 20 Sep 13 - 12:27 PM Sam Hinton (1917-2009) learned this in his childhood: MARY HAD A WILLIAM GOAT Mary had a william goat, A william goat, a william goat; Mary had a william goat, Its stomach was lined with zinc. ` It followed her to school one day, School one day, school one day; It followed her to school one day And drank a pint of ink. One day it ate an oyster can, Oyster can, oyster can. One day it ate an oyster can And a clothesline full of shirts. Shirts can do no harm inside, Harm inside, harm inside. Shirts can do no harm inside -- But an oyster can! The can was filled with dynamite, Dynamite, dynamite; The can was filled with dynamite, Which Billy thought was cheese. Hew rubbed against poor Mary's legs, Mary's legs, Mary's legs. He rubbed against poor Mary's legs, But the pain he could not ease. A sudden flash of girl and goat, Girl and goat, girl and goat. A sudden flash of girl snd gost And they no more were seen. (Slowly) Mary's souls to Heaven went, Heaven went, Heaven went. Mar's soul to Heaven went, But Billy's went to -- (normal speed) Whoop de doo, de doodle doo, Doodle doo, Doodle doo. Whoop de doo de doodle doo (still faster!) Billy's went to Heaven too! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Mary Had a Little Lamb (parody) From: Steve Shaw Date: 20 Sep 13 - 09:11 AM Mary had a little lamb She fed it on Scotch scallops But every time it tried to stand It fell down on its |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Mary Had a Little Lamb (parody) From: GUEST,Eric Date: 20 Sep 13 - 08:59 AM Who are/were "the fenian boys". I infer that they were Irish emigrants that ended up fighting in the war of northern aggression. But I suspect that I may not have the whole picture. -E |
Subject: RE: mary had a lamb, parody: lyrics urgently needed From: Mac Tattie Date: 05 Jul 02 - 06:30 PM ...and Guest Hille's folkie friend lives in her house??? Liland this is is fantastic news, where is it, I must go there to-morrow. cheers |
Subject: RE: mary had a lamb, parody: lyrics urgently needed From: Haruo Date: 04 Jul 02 - 10:55 PM Mac Tattie, I think "the original Mary" is a conflation of the BVM and Mary Magdalene. Any claim that she is buried in England, unless advanced by one of the Oxbridge colleges she founded, should be taken with a gram of salt. Liland |
Subject: RE: mary had a lamb, parody: lyrics urgently needed From: The Walrus Date: 04 Jul 02 - 08:30 PM Taken from "Diehards in the Nursery" TUNE: (Based on) Battle cry of Freedom Mary had a little lamb it's fleece was whita as snow And everywhere that May went, That lamb was sure to go One day she couldn't find it "Wherever can it be?" We can't say, but "The Diehards" all had lamb chops for tea "Hurrah" for Mary (and the lamb, of course) "Hurrah" for the "Diehard" wqho shouted out "Mint Sauce!" When we're marching out in line, every "Diehard" wiull deny That his was the voice that so upset her Walrus |
Subject: RE: mary had a lamb, parody: lyrics urgently needed From: GUEST,alinact Date: 04 Jul 02 - 04:10 PM My version of the Marc Cohen version:
When Mary had a little lamb Allan |
Subject: RE: mary had a lamb, parody: lyrics urgently needed From: Mac Tattie Date: 04 Jul 02 - 02:38 PM Tell us more, Guest Hille, you can't just stop there. Mary who? and why the nursery rhyme? and when? cheers. |
Subject: RE: mary had a lamb, parody: lyrics urgently needed From: GUEST,Hille Date: 04 Jul 02 - 01:26 PM It's a little known fact that the original Mary is buried in the churchyard round the corner from me here in Worthing Sussex .... a folkie friend lives in her house and has a commemorative stained glass window of Mary and her lamb! No one has yet found out what happened to the lamb though ... |
Subject: RE: mary had a lamb, parody: lyrics urgently needed From: GUEST,JohnB Date: 04 Jul 02 - 12:11 PM Mary had a little Lamb she also had a bear I've often seen her little lamb But, I've never seen her bear. JohnB |
Subject: RE: mary had a lamb, parody: lyrics urgently needed From: GUEST,Penny S.(elsewhere) Date: 04 Jul 02 - 11:44 AM I learned a version from my father, who probably learned it in the Boys' Brigade.
Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow, (Yes, it is different, honest.)
Hurrah for Mary, hurrah for the lamb, (there may have been a verse using it following her to school, but I don't recall it.)
ABCDEFGHIJKLM, Chorus. Mary again, both parts)
Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, eating a Christmas pie, And so on until you have run out of nursery rhymes which can be made to fit, or the adults get fed up with it, or you say "are we nearly there yet?" (We used to sing it in the car.) ...... Penny |
Subject: RE: mary had a lamb, parody: lyrics urgently needed From: masato sakurai Date: 04 Jul 02 - 11:22 AM The tune is based on the second part of "Goodnight Ladies". ~Masato |
Subject: RE: mary had a lamb, parody: lyrics urgently needed From: Mikey joe Date: 04 Jul 02 - 11:12 AM Mary had a little lamb I think she called it Frisky But it contracted Foot & Mouth And now it's burnt and crispy
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Subject: RE: mary had a lamb, parody: lyrics urgently needed From: Barbara Date: 04 Jul 02 - 10:40 AM Or you can sing this to the tune of the original:
My friends they had a tabby cat
The cat began to peake and pine
And so the vet opened her up
But when he to the colon came
My friends they had a little cat --
-- Barbara Millikan |
Subject: RE: mary had a lamb, parody: lyrics urgently needed From: Pied Piper Date: 04 Jul 02 - 09:09 AM Mary had a little lamb she also had a duck, nough said PP. |
Subject: RE: mary had a lamb, parody: lyrics urgently needed From: Micca Date: 04 Jul 02 - 09:05 AM mary had a little lamb and then a slice of beef and prawns and salad all laid out on a dainty lettuce leaf Mary had some ham and pork with rosemary and thyme how odd to find such a greedy girl in an ENGLISH nursery rhyme!!! |
Subject: RE: mary had a lamb, parody: lyrics urgently needed From: Declan Date: 04 Jul 02 - 05:10 AM Mary had a little lamb, Her father shot the Vet. |
Subject: RE: mary had a lamb, parody: lyrics urgently needed From: Mark Cohen Date: 04 Jul 02 - 03:51 AM When I learned it from Ed Silberman in San Francisco, he sang "Hurrah for the Fenian boys"...which would suggest it crossed over to Ireland at some point. My version of the other version is: Mary had a little lamb The doctors were surprised When Old MacDonald had a farm They nearly shit a brick Aloha, Mark |
Subject: RE: mary had a lamb, parody: lyrics urgently needed From: raredance Date: 03 Jul 02 - 11:19 PM A recording of the Civil War version can be found on the Cd Songs of the Civil War by the Cumberland Three (John Stewart before the Kingston Trio years) rich r |
Subject: RE: mary had a lamb, parody: lyrics urgently needed From: GUEST,Arjay Date: 03 Jul 02 - 10:51 PM Mary had a little lamb ...and some mint jelly, and some boiled potatoes... |
Subject: RE: mary had a lamb, parody: lyrics urgently needed From: Mooh Date: 03 Jul 02 - 09:52 PM Stewie. That's much better! Now, see if I can remember it! Thanks. Mooh. |
Subject: RE: mary had a lamb, parody: lyrics urgently needed From: Irish sergeant Date: 03 Jul 02 - 09:09 PM The original parody was Civil War era and was both a parody of Battle Cry of Freedom and Mary Had a Little Lamb Mary had a little lamb. Its fleece was white as snow, Shouting the battle cry of freedom! And every where that Mary went the lamb was sure to go, Shouting the battle cry of freedom! Chorus: Hurrah for Mary! Hurrah for the lamb! Hurrah for the soldier who don't give a damn! As we rally round the flag boys, rally once again, Shouting the battle cry of freedom! An additional verse was invented in World War Two: Mary had a little lamb. Its fleece was black as mud, Shouting the battle cry of freedom! Every one but Mary know the lamb had the galloping crud, Shouting the battle cry of freedom! Kindest regards, Irish Sergeant |
Subject: RE: mary had a lamb, parody: lyrics urgently needed From: Stewie Date: 03 Jul 02 - 06:51 PM Mooh, the way I heard it, the third line went 'And into Mary's bread and jam'. --Stewie. |
Subject: RE: mary had a lamb, parody: lyrics urgently needed From: Joe_F Date: 03 Jul 02 - 06:31 PM Mary had a little lamb -- The obstetrician was amazed. Mary had a little lamb. Its fleece as blood was red. This was because its fleece was soaked. The little lamb was dead. Mary had a little Lamb. When asked for Its advice On what it should be called, It answered "Call me Jesus Christ." Mary had a little watch. She swallowed it one day. The doctor gave her Ex-Lax To pass the time away. Mary took the Ex-Lax, But the time, it would not pass, So, if you want to know the time, You can look up Mary's aunt, who has a watch too. |
Subject: RE: mary had a lamb, parody: lyrics urgently nee From: Susan of DT Date: 03 Jul 02 - 06:29 PM There are 3 versions in the digital tradition. Put Mary lamb in the blue search box or Mary lamb fenian if you want only the one version. |
Subject: RE: mary had a lamb, parody: lyrics urgently needed From: Herga Kitty Date: 03 Jul 02 - 05:53 PM Greenjack As I learned it, there was an "And everywhere that Mary went the lamb was sure to go" after "who didn't care a little bit".
On the 16th CD in the Voice of the People series ("You Lazy Lot of Bone-Shakers")the first verse of Track 18 (Sam Bond singing, "Where does Father Christmas go to in the summertime ?") goes "Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow |
Subject: RE: mary had a lamb, parody: lyrics urgently needed From: Mooh Date: 03 Jul 02 - 05:30 PM Mary had a little lamb Its fleece was black as soot And everywhere that Mary went Its sooty foot it put. ...Or so my upbringing taught me...Mooh. |
Subject: RE: mary had a lamb, parody: lyrics urgently needed From: Les from Hull Date: 03 Jul 02 - 05:18 PM Mary had a little lamb She kept it in a bucket And every time the lamb got out The bulldog tried to put it back again |
Subject: RE: mary had a lamb, parody: lyrics urgently needed From: Catherine Jayne Date: 03 Jul 02 - 05:13 PM Mary had a little lamb It had a touch of colic She gave it brandy twice a day And now its an alcoholic |
Subject: RE: mary had a lamb, parody: lyrics urgently needed From: Catherine Jayne Date: 03 Jul 02 - 05:10 PM Mary had a little lamb She tied it to a pylon 10,000 volts went up it arse And now its wool is nylon
Mary had a little lamb |
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