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Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)

Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 17 Jul 02 - 12:48 AM
GUEST,The Deanmeister 17 Jul 02 - 06:11 AM
GUEST,The Deanmiester, with a bad back. 17 Jul 02 - 06:20 AM
Skipjack K8 17 Jul 02 - 07:38 AM
Banjo-Flower 17 Jul 02 - 08:22 AM
Noreen 17 Jul 02 - 08:39 AM
Noreen 17 Jul 02 - 08:48 AM
Noreen 17 Jul 02 - 08:56 AM
Skipjack K8 17 Jul 02 - 08:59 AM
GUEST,Oakley enjoying a brief respite 17 Jul 02 - 09:06 AM
Noreen 17 Jul 02 - 09:11 AM
Skipjack K8 17 Jul 02 - 09:31 AM
Noreen 17 Jul 02 - 09:32 AM
Noreen 17 Jul 02 - 09:42 AM
GUEST,Oakley covered in cottage cheese 17 Jul 02 - 10:14 AM
GUEST 17 Jul 02 - 01:53 PM
Skipjack K8 17 Jul 02 - 01:56 PM
Les from Hull 17 Jul 02 - 02:19 PM
GUEST,again 17 Jul 02 - 07:38 PM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 17 Jul 02 - 08:22 PM
Oaklet 17 Jul 02 - 08:25 PM
Oaklet 17 Jul 02 - 08:43 PM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 17 Jul 02 - 08:48 PM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 17 Jul 02 - 08:57 PM
Skipjack K8 18 Jul 02 - 04:41 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 18 Jul 02 - 04:47 AM
GUEST,Oakley 18 Jul 02 - 05:50 AM
Skipjack K8 18 Jul 02 - 06:58 AM
GUEST,Oakley 18 Jul 02 - 07:41 AM
Banjo-Flower 18 Jul 02 - 08:26 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 18 Jul 02 - 11:54 AM
Linda Kelly 18 Jul 02 - 12:45 PM
Oaklet 18 Jul 02 - 01:42 PM
brid widder 18 Jul 02 - 02:20 PM
Les from Hull 18 Jul 02 - 05:03 PM
GUEST 18 Jul 02 - 05:29 PM
brid widder 18 Jul 02 - 05:42 PM
Skipjack K8 18 Jul 02 - 06:11 PM
Oaklet 18 Jul 02 - 06:46 PM
Banjo-Flower 18 Jul 02 - 07:40 PM
Oaklet 18 Jul 02 - 07:49 PM
Banjo-Flower 18 Jul 02 - 07:54 PM
Oaklet 18 Jul 02 - 08:02 PM
Banjo-Flower 18 Jul 02 - 08:25 PM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 18 Jul 02 - 08:34 PM
Banjo-Flower 18 Jul 02 - 08:45 PM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 18 Jul 02 - 08:58 PM
Oaklet 19 Jul 02 - 01:56 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 19 Jul 02 - 02:29 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 19 Jul 02 - 02:33 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 19 Jul 02 - 02:41 AM
Noreen 19 Jul 02 - 05:57 AM
GUEST,The Deanmeister, misfiring on 3 cylinders 19 Jul 02 - 07:55 AM
GUEST,Oakley in a bit of a rush 19 Jul 02 - 09:39 AM
ossonflags 19 Jul 02 - 11:22 AM
GUEST 19 Jul 02 - 04:30 PM
Linda Kelly 19 Jul 02 - 05:46 PM
Les from Hull 19 Jul 02 - 08:03 PM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 19 Jul 02 - 09:05 PM
Oaklet 21 Jul 02 - 02:13 PM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 21 Jul 02 - 08:31 PM
ossonflags 22 Jul 02 - 05:26 AM
Skipjack K8 22 Jul 02 - 06:22 AM
Oaklet 22 Jul 02 - 07:21 AM
Banjo-Flower 22 Jul 02 - 12:14 PM
Banjo-Flower 22 Jul 02 - 12:19 PM
Banjo-Flower 22 Jul 02 - 12:26 PM
Les from Hull 22 Jul 02 - 01:43 PM
Oaklet 22 Jul 02 - 03:51 PM
Skipjack K8 22 Jul 02 - 06:35 PM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 22 Jul 02 - 06:52 PM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 22 Jul 02 - 10:13 PM
GUEST,Oakley 23 Jul 02 - 04:21 AM
GUEST,The DeanMeister 23 Jul 02 - 05:45 AM
GUEST,Oakley 23 Jul 02 - 06:42 AM
GUEST,Oakley 23 Jul 02 - 07:16 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 23 Jul 02 - 12:53 PM
Linda Kelly 23 Jul 02 - 01:00 PM
Oaklet 23 Jul 02 - 01:29 PM
Banjo-Flower 23 Jul 02 - 01:32 PM
Oaklet 23 Jul 02 - 01:43 PM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 23 Jul 02 - 07:23 PM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 23 Jul 02 - 07:39 PM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 23 Jul 02 - 07:58 PM
Oaklet 23 Jul 02 - 08:01 PM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 23 Jul 02 - 08:12 PM
Banjo-Flower 24 Jul 02 - 09:59 AM
GUEST,me 24 Jul 02 - 08:37 PM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 24 Jul 02 - 08:44 PM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 24 Jul 02 - 10:05 PM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 25 Jul 02 - 02:09 AM
GUEST,The DeamMeister 25 Jul 02 - 06:07 AM
GUEST,Oakley 25 Jul 02 - 06:14 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 25 Jul 02 - 08:53 AM
GUEST,Oakley 25 Jul 02 - 09:53 AM
Skipjack K8 25 Jul 02 - 10:33 AM
Banjo-Flower 25 Jul 02 - 02:45 PM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 26 Jul 02 - 01:47 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 26 Jul 02 - 02:07 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 26 Jul 02 - 02:12 AM
GUEST,Davetnova 26 Jul 02 - 06:45 AM
Mr Happy 26 Jul 02 - 06:59 AM
Skipjack K8 26 Jul 02 - 08:15 AM
Banjo-Flower 26 Jul 02 - 08:25 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 05 May 03 - 05:15 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 05 May 03 - 05:24 AM
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Subject: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 17 Jul 02 - 12:48 AM

The saga continues, for the benefit of those that are interested, The winner of the Guess Mick's name contest was Les from Hull.He will be presented with his prize (a small clove of garlic) at The White Horse aka Nellies, Hengate, Beverley, at 2PM on Sunday the 4th August.All wefans, groupies etc are welcome to attend and observe the presentation, I am sure there will be much music making and merriment.There were a few words of wisdom in the previous thread that I feel ought to be repeated here.
1.Don't keep your bannanas too close to your bear.
2.Don't buy your underpants from a car-boot (yard) sale.
Anybody know how to link threads?

click for part 1


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: GUEST,The Deanmeister
Date: 17 Jul 02 - 06:11 AM

Morning John. Perhaps a new thread is not a bad idea, though it is a shame to lose Micks definitive guide to flonking the dwyle!


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: GUEST,The Deanmiester, with a bad back.
Date: 17 Jul 02 - 06:20 AM

Can anybody come to this power lunch? And by the way, who the hell is John from Hull? I think you are the only contributor to this endless stream of drivel that I cannot identify. Have we met?


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 17 Jul 02 - 07:38 AM

He's the Che Guevara dude in the pork pie hat.

Gary


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Banjo-Flower
Date: 17 Jul 02 - 08:22 AM

Hi GUEST,The Deanmiester, with a bad back. you do'nt know me either

Gerry


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Noreen
Date: 17 Jul 02 - 08:39 AM

Continued from punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK)

The Deanmiester (with a bad back) hasn't met me... yet....


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Noreen
Date: 17 Jul 02 - 08:48 AM

I hereby invite all contributors to this thread to the abovementioned power lunch, hosted by jOhn's hamster, venue and timing to be announced by said hamster when he sees fit.


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Noreen
Date: 17 Jul 02 - 08:56 AM

Guest of honour to be jOhn's bear.


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 17 Jul 02 - 08:59 AM

I'd advise against the local 'Ull delicacy of sume chips on top of pizza (sic), as this seems to enrage Wing Commander Oakley, who mounts a single-handed food riot, and usually gets a good slapping for his trouble.

As bear and hamster are off-menu, perhaps some soft-shelled crab?

Gerry


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: GUEST,Oakley enjoying a brief respite
Date: 17 Jul 02 - 09:06 AM

Good morning chums. Deanmeister, Streetfighter John was at the Foresters in June, supporting a hat. He refused bear, choosing to stick to Coke. When I next saw him, he was abandoning his car, accused me of driving a Mini "with wooden bits on it" and going to live with Harpmaker. He managed quite a few pithy quotes from Harpmaker's computer, but the author's stamp was uniquely his.

Earlier, in his considered response to Dwyle Flonking, he accused Lincolnshire of being unable to field a team of 'Catters "because there aren't many of them" (although his keyboard would have added at least a couple of 9s). Having met Gerry, a number of times - always a pleasure Banjo Flower - and being married to Gary, I was wondering how many Lincs catters exist. If that is worthy of a new thread, perhaps someone could do the honours, as my printer is running out of blue ink.

Deanmeister, I think that you are a little harsh in calling this thread drivel-strewn. Why not make it more interesting for us by explaining what you have done to your back. And why is Ossonflags remaining silent, despite Guest John's displeasure at the announcement of new members who then proceed to clam up? Where are you Mick?

The purple helmets are at large this evening oh joy of joys!


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Noreen
Date: 17 Jul 02 - 09:11 AM

? Is that an 'Ull delicacy too, Gerry, or some fancy idea you brought back fronm your travels in the colonies?
*blowing you a kiss*

(no, never met this Gerry guy either)


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 17 Jul 02 - 09:31 AM

Ah, you know me too well, Noreen, despite the multiple identities ascribed me by he of the errant 9. It is indeed a delicacy, but not in the humid lanes of the northern Riviera, and yes, I consumed it during my trip to the colonies, in a fishing town, on a muddy river, that could quite easily have been called New Hull, but for the French evacuees from Nova Scotia that we domiciled there.

Geoff


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Noreen
Date: 17 Jul 02 - 09:32 AM

(Whereas I have met the real Gerry who sports a flower on his instrument- just in case anyone was confused by this drivel.)


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Noreen
Date: 17 Jul 02 - 09:42 AM

Not too well, Geoff....


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: GUEST,Oakley covered in cottage cheese
Date: 17 Jul 02 - 10:14 AM

This thread has got of to a very promising start. I have had to move the drivel detector onto the lawn and throw a blanket over it. I'll be at the power lunch, sporting me shoulder pads. But I suspect that the festival may clash with the Morris Minor's visit to Roscommon to record the Potato Orchestra's defining album. You should be warned that Deanmeister is a very messy eater. Honestly, the things you learn here; I didn't know that Gerry has a flower on his banjo but I don't understand yet, how he arrived at his Mudcat name. Perhaps the penny will drop soon.

I think jOhn will be along in a minute.


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Jul 02 - 01:53 PM

Come on now, Deanmeister, stop hivering and hovering and *join*, for goodness sake.
btw, John, when you get here, it's Durty Nelly's, not Dirty; yes, I know you'll blame that keyboard of yours!


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 17 Jul 02 - 01:56 PM

I was halfway through the birth pains of "Are there any yellow Mudcatters", referring, of course, to the soubriquet "Yellow Belly" that surshelist types in 'Ull give us bogtrotting plainsmen of north Lincolnshire, when I realised that I pretty much know the answer. There's Oakers, the Bloke in the Corner, Banjo Fleadh, Doug Chadwick et moi, plus Ryan lurking. Unless, as Esther used to say, you know different.

Gazza


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Les from Hull
Date: 17 Jul 02 - 02:19 PM

I'm deeply ashamed to say that I too have met all the contributors to this thread. And I've only got a tender grip on sanity as it is!

Might I suggest that if there is a plan to have a power lunch in Hull during the Shanty Festival, that we select the Minerva, as Green Bricks isn't nearly so accommodating. Maggie and I usually invest that singaround, and there's a better choice of bitter (probably). And the landlord likes the music an' all.

We usually have an Anti-Shanty on the Saturday night. The Anti-Shanty is for local people (and their hamsters and bears and guests but not necessarily GUESTS) who don't really want a concert and aren't fed up of hearing their own voices and instruments.

For the very select few (and I mean few, and I mean select) I usually provide a power tea on the Saturday to tide us over till the Anti-Shanty. The trick is to hang around me at about 6 o'clock on the Saturday and look really hungry. Chips on pizza will not be on the menu, but I've only got about seven plates, so I can't have everyone back. The advantage is that I live near the Marina, so it's well within staggering distance.

I suppose if any of you Imps (notice how I didn't mention yeller bellies) are arriving by river, we could have a power boat lunch.


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: GUEST,again
Date: 17 Jul 02 - 07:38 PM

Or a power boat launch!


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 17 Jul 02 - 08:22 PM

Hello if you was wondering were i was I have just got back from werk,Guest The dein mister-You have met me loods of times, i been to nellies a few times when you been singing and playing your guitar, and i was talking to you at Hogsons ay the Beverley Folk Fesibal, I said hello Axeman Pete, I am John from Hull, and you said " oh, I pleesed to meet yoo" or something like that, and like Akley said I was at forresters to see punch the horse sat at the front near John the Harp.
OAkley- I didnt move in with harpmaker, i just stayed at his house one night to drink his bear.then i went home again.
Where is the other Horse Puncher anyway? I think there is four of them but i only see 3 posting here, there is another one who plays on of them squeezy things, i cant rmember what they called now, but they are like a keybord that you hold in your hands and squash it,9 Gary has got one as well) I think maybe he hasnt got a computer, or he dosent like them or something, or maybe he dosent know about madcat.john


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Oaklet
Date: 17 Jul 02 - 08:25 PM

Where the buggery-bollocks is jOhn when you need him? Eating goldfish and patrolling Hull's troubled streets as a Guardian Angle, I'll wager.

Deanmeister, Join. Now.

Just an aside, what the hell do you think that the Americans (who will be posting soon) will make of this?

Have to go now, the drivel detector is likely to wake Mrs Drinkall from no. 21. By the way, a good time in Goxhill, the delightful Nicky celebrated her grade 8 violin, and I got a bit pissed. 3 hours under a purple helmet on a bicycle is universally good. And I am glad that me and Gary are wed. So I'll piss off and sleep. For a bit.


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Oaklet
Date: 17 Jul 02 - 08:43 PM

jOhn, our messgages crossed, like shops in the night. There are 4 Horse Punchers, but Andy (the accordianist) may be a bit unsure of his keyboard skills, so might not be willing to post with your confidence. Or he may not have a computer. Or electricity, come to that as he hails from Cottingham, East Yorkshire, England. (That elaboration was for the Americans who might have awoken by now).

Thanks for the PM, John, ol' buddy. I will get round to speaking to Teresa, but it is a busy time, for all of the Cara members. But we all appreciate the thought. You are a nice guy! Gary sends you his very best regards. Stay off the goldfish, but keep drinking the bear.


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 17 Jul 02 - 08:48 PM

Noreen-My hamster is called Brian, but he is not a Mudcat member (if i let him loose on this thing, he would just run up and down my keyborad posting uninteligebel gibberish).It is no good asking my hamster to yhink of a good eeting and drinking venue because he dosent talk.I will try to think of somewere good, i thought about macdonalds but you cant get any bear there, and the food is crap anyway so that is no good.john


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 17 Jul 02 - 08:57 PM

Hello OAklet-I used to live in Cottingham as well, but i moved to Hull now, if you dont talk to Thersa, talk to mick instead 9 He knows her already, I think he knows Phil as well) 9 It id Phils pub but thersa runs it for him) you should have a go at that busking thing in Beberley as well you could win sume money.I think they got computers in Cottingham now, I think Willa lives in Cottingham, but im not sure really.
Dean mister- Why don't yoo join then you wont have to write your name anymore?


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 18 Jul 02 - 04:41 AM

I think Brian has a perfect right to express himself freely, John. It is said that if you give enough monkeys enough typewriters and enough time, eventually one of them will type "Hey, hey, we're the monkeys!" Perhaps, using this method, Brian can suggest an eating house for us power tea.

Is "keybord that you hold in your hands and squash it,9" a personal organiser? Mine isn't working very well. By the way, they haven't got computers in Cottingham yet.

Garfield


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 18 Jul 02 - 04:47 AM

Hello Gavin-I never heard that one about the munkeys before, there is definetley some words of wisdom in this thread.john


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: GUEST,Oakley
Date: 18 Jul 02 - 05:50 AM

"Keybord that you hold in your hands and squash it,9" was a fine sequel to "Keybord that you hold in your hands and squash it,8" starring Johnny DeppO. Oh God, the drivel detector is twitching and wincing again. I suspect that I hear the sound of klaxons any minute. jOhn, were you working at the curry house, or patrolling the alleyways of Fishville as a Guardian Angle last night?


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 18 Jul 02 - 06:58 AM

Is it twitching under the tarpaulin, David, or has Mr Pettifer from No.42 demanded that you remove it to the house?

Gary, Indiana.


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: GUEST,Oakley
Date: 18 Jul 02 - 07:41 AM

Every time I start one of these, its capacitors start to hum, and the compressor kicks in. Mrs Drinkall at no 21 strayed into my garden this morning and prodded it with her cudgel, but I had to hide behind the Oakley garage, as I was naked at the time and didn't want to startle her. Oh dear, it is now gearing up and the hoses have had a spasm.

You might be pleased to know, that tomorrow, Ossonflags is having his ears syringed, in the absense of ear candles. In June last year, at a Punch the Horse gig in Grimsby, I had the candle treatment and ended up with enough wax to make a pretty convincing model of the Space Shuttle Discovery, with enough left over to underseal the bottom of the Traveller.

Ossenflags, you have a legal entitlement to retain the contents of your lugs. Please bring it round in a bucket, so I can have a good prod about. Jeesus, have you ever tried to type with a klaxon blaring and Mrs Drinkall hammering on the wall with a ship's propeller? I think that I'll become American; they don't seem to heve this problem when they take over the drivel watch in the small hours. I am now going to attempt to disable that bloody appliance so that I can start to drivel unhindered.


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Banjo-Flower
Date: 18 Jul 02 - 08:26 AM

It's obvious North Lincs is going for quality instead quantity joHn 9it's just a pity we can't match your keyboard dexterity9

Gerald


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 18 Jul 02 - 11:54 AM

Oaklet-I was working in the curry shop.john


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 18 Jul 02 - 12:45 PM

Re the ear candles -perhaps at the next treatment someone could sculpture a model of Mrs Drinkall's cudgel from the waxy deposits? Anyhoo, I must recommend the power tea at Les's -so near to the Marina so far from reality.


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Oaklet
Date: 18 Jul 02 - 01:42 PM

I worry about the Americans seeing this, when they arrive to take up the drivel vigil. They might think that we are not taking this seriously enough and we might get banned. Or our postings might become de-emphasized or non-proritizable or however they would put it. By the way, I have never seen nets so grey (or gray) as those at no 21. Shit! I thought I had disabled that bloody contraption, it appears to have a reserve klaxon, damn it.


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: brid widder
Date: 18 Jul 02 - 02:20 PM

as a late arrival at the drivel masters ball could I suggest you all come to my house for a power barbecue tomorrow... it's my birthday & I need cheering up...!!!jOhn I'm easy to find... I live near beberley rerd... you could bring Brian... I'll provide the breadcake


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Les from Hull
Date: 18 Jul 02 - 05:03 PM

Oakley - I'm getting my ears done next Wednesday, so do you want me to collect anything that drivels out? Actually I've got this theory that the fierce Sons of The Viking that once inhabited the banks of the Humber discovered America by sailing there in an earwax canoe. Of course it wasn't called America then, they referred to it as Lugland. So if you've got a couple of weekends free we could paddle over there with a few beads for the natives.

brid widder - John has seems to know where to get 'some bear', so it might be worth extending the barbecue. I've a feeling it could be just roadkill, though.

Maggie and I still don't have our arrangements made for this weekend. She's working til half past nine Friday, she might be working Saturday, so Friday night might be difficult for her. I'm juggling the Kingston with your Barbie - I'll like to be bi-locational. So I or we might see you is the best offer you'll get so far. Happy Berthday for termorrer anyhow, kiddo!


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Jul 02 - 05:29 PM

Whoever reads this is likely to think we're 'ulliterate, or wonder what the 'ull we're drivelling on about!


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: brid widder
Date: 18 Jul 02 - 05:42 PM

OOO I hope so... I've got sume bear but no pizza...I also have some bugger off big ear candles... they're two foot long & smell nice.... citronella I think...form an orderly queue


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 18 Jul 02 - 06:11 PM

John, I think Oaklet is an apt applet to The Artist Formerly Known As Oakley, given that he's lost 37% of his body fat index by literally burning off fat (or wax) and nekkid bicycling. Despite an heroic carbo-stacking backlash, he continues to waste away before our eyes, until all that remains of this crisp of spontaneous human combustion is a couple of brownish yellow (and isn't it a sumptuous colour?) wicks smouldering from his f holes.

If ever a man neede fortifying bear, it's him. What's it like curried?

Gary Gilmore


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Oaklet
Date: 18 Jul 02 - 06:46 PM

Speaking as someone who once saved £3 on wallpaper paste, by decorating when suffering from bronchitis, I can see the virtue in saving anything that drivels out of any orifice and salting it away, just in case. My vaults and Mrs Drinkall's are stuffed with the stuff. So Les, I am OK for earwax at the moment but you should keep it in case you want to enliven that piece of occasional pine furniture nestling in your house by the Morris. And I think Les, that you'll find the word is JIGGLING, if you refer to the busking thread by our friend down the road.

Brid widder, I would love to appear at the barbeque (and many happy returns) but I am doing a Maxwell on the weekend, from a certain boat with the missus. And me other great mate Ryan, who hasn't posted yet. But will.

Gary, I am now at me fighting weight. Tonight I drove to have a drink with a female person with enormous bussoms and red hair. It was a quality chat, but she was awkward about having a drink with a bloke with 37% knocked off - she was suspicious that the goods might have been previously handled.

It is great to drivel without the detector kicking off at every keystroke; I am still worried about the end of this shift and making things nice and tidy for those earnest American fellers. Still they can't have everything their own way, can they?

GUEST, I think that you would pass jOhn's locality continuum protocol assessment scenario analysis, as those across the pond would say. You should join. If you do, I will announce you and enrage the other guest who is unhappy about that sort of thing.

Am a bit worried about the weight loss, Gary. But secretly, so please don't mention it.

Ear candles that are two foot long, are brain candles and are designed for the American market. Now, I somehow miss the detector so I am going to start tinkering with complicated apparatus, but I will hang about in case jOhn stops by.


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Banjo-Flower
Date: 18 Jul 02 - 07:40 PM

hI johN can you remember the Beberley sisters or that great American t v series The Beberley Billhillies?

Gerry


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Oaklet
Date: 18 Jul 02 - 07:49 PM

The thing is now re-assembled, and hissing expectantly in the corner. Test: my Dad used to breed spaniels. Christ, Mrs. Drinkall will be reaching for the propeller any minute. It is good to drivel, but as always, the drivel is in the detail. Shit! The Americans have turned up and the klaxons are still blaring. Until tomorrow then. A stressful post, that.


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Banjo-Flower
Date: 18 Jul 02 - 07:54 PM

That 'ull DEP is a rip off I paid sick squid to get in and there was'nt even any chips or pizza

Gerry


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Oaklet
Date: 18 Jul 02 - 08:02 PM

You can't fool me Gerry, the capital letter at the start reveals you to be an imposter. Mind you, the "Gerry" bit at the end is a bit of a give-away as well. In fact, the "Banjo-Flower" bit should have sent the alarm bells ringing. Where do you think the man is tonight? He can look (or llok) after himself though, so he should be OK. ARE YOU THERE JOHN?


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Banjo-Flower
Date: 18 Jul 02 - 08:25 PM

O shucks (is that American enough for you)exposed again by the myopic Oakley who can't even see the profusion of Rosa Florabundi(canali) on the skin of my banjo

Gerry


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 18 Jul 02 - 08:34 PM

Hello, Oaklet, I am here.I have just got back from werk and I am eating my staff meal, it is chicken again.Chicken, chicken chicken, I am fed up witth chicken, I had it for the last few days, but I have got a good plan =tommorow I will have an argument with my boss and tell him I am leaving, every time I hav done this before, he has begged me to stay and cooked me steak and chips, and given me 5 pounds.


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Banjo-Flower
Date: 18 Jul 02 - 08:45 PM

I've e-mailed your boss and this time he's going to give you five pounds of chicken


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 18 Jul 02 - 08:58 PM

Oh, I think i will not tell uou my plan next time.


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Oaklet
Date: 19 Jul 02 - 01:56 AM

Gerry, I don't know whether you should consult with a dermatologist or genito-urinary specicialist, if you've get rosa floribundi on the skin of your banjo, but you should get it looked at, however embarrasing.


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 19 Jul 02 - 02:29 AM

hEllo Oaklet-You get up eerly today 9 it is only 7 AM), I ave just read this thread again in case i missed any important bits.Give our congrachulations to Nicky for passing her exam, is that the nicky with the car with 3 wheels? Brid widder, i would like to go to youre barber queue, but i have to go to werk becose I am really skint.but i might take sume pizzas 9 Sometimes peeople order them just to mess about and they get thrown away, ) if this happens i will take them to you. I think it is the second house on the corner.Les-You have got more plates than me, i have only got 4, i had 6 but I broke 2 of them 9 I went to Les' house one day, he has got loads of books about boats and shops, 9 and cricket) he "said hello john, sit down," so I looked around and i noticed there wasn't a chair, 9 they all had books on them) I think he has got a big model of a boat as well, but i am not sure, it could be somebody else down Chanterlands Ave.There is a folk session at the Blavk Boy in High Steet on Sunday at 2 Pm on Sunday, I saw it in the paper, I might go if I wake up.


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 19 Jul 02 - 02:33 AM

I just read my last message again, and it is a bit confusing, I meant the other person on Chants Ave 9not Les) I cant remember his name now.


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 19 Jul 02 - 02:41 AM

And why has my last messge got 3 nines in it? I sure i didnt put them there.john


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Noreen
Date: 19 Jul 02 - 05:57 AM

so I looked around and i noticed there wasn't a chair.... how poetic, jOhn. Queue for a song?


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: GUEST,The Deanmeister, misfiring on 3 cylinders
Date: 19 Jul 02 - 07:55 AM

On the subject of Bar-b-ques....There is a shindig at my house on saturday, commencing at 3pm and continuing until we all pass out some time on Sunday morning. Madcatters welcome. Ostensibly the do is there to celebrate another year in the life of the present Mrs Deanmeister. Musicians welcome, more the merrier. Bring Alcohol and some roadkill. 7 Sheldrake Way, Beverley, 863053. Will have a marquee in case it rains.


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: GUEST,Oakley in a bit of a rush
Date: 19 Jul 02 - 09:39 AM

John, as a small dairy farmer, I cannot afford to lie in in the mornings, what with 18 freisians to milk and all. Especially when I have to open Mad Derek's thigh-painting booth at the coast by 10.00 every day in the summer months.

Mrs Drinkall has gone fishing with "lodger" Frank for the whole day. Joy.


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: ossonflags
Date: 19 Jul 02 - 11:22 AM

Come on pete get on board,you are letting the side down.

Fifty minutes to go before I have full use of the ears. I intend to make a full working model of the battleship "Aurora" with the wax. Any thing left over I will make into a small wall plaque to be erected in "Durty Nellies" to commemerate the once I broke wind in there.So hard luck Oakley, you wont be able to satisfy your strange obsessions with my bodily fluids.

Sorry to have missed your little swarry pete (again) but straight after I have been de-waxed, the Punchmobile with self,the beloved and a couple of worthy comrades will be headed south to the small hamlet of Tolpuddle in Dorset for the festival.There I will be indulging in the one or two things I am reasonably good at,drinking bear, talking drivel and singing the odd owld song or two.

Please someone tell john that the "sqeezy" thing that andy plays is an acccordian before there is blood and bear spilt.Bye the bye bye I believe brother dean is in deep negotiations with the busking people at beverley for Punch the Horse to have a go.Whether we shall be doing music is at the moment a point of debate since last fridays gig at withernsea we were introduced by the compere as a "speciallity act" It may be more appropriate for me and oakley do our underwater soot juggling act with accompanied smoke machine.


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Jul 02 - 04:30 PM

John, don't worry too much about the three 9s; it's the three sixes you need to be bothered about. (Or does it work the other way in Oz?)


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 19 Jul 02 - 05:46 PM

good Lord Mick -soot juggling -I haven't indulged in that since I bricked up the fireplace with granny inside. Oakley I have a small dairy -the whole of the month of June is missing.


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Les from Hull
Date: 19 Jul 02 - 08:03 PM

I thought he meant he was a small hairy farmer!


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 19 Jul 02 - 09:05 PM

My plan did not werk, so i am going to watch Soofh Park and have soime Rice Pudding.john 9 and sume bear)


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Oaklet
Date: 21 Jul 02 - 02:13 PM

I just thought, as homecoming from my father-in-law's house, I should treat meself to a resurrection of this particular strand of the drivel-fest. No sign of Mrs. Drinkall or "logder" Frank. Distorted Doreen (Frank's odd niece) mentioned something about the fishing trip being a smoke-screen for a weekend away in Broadstairs. They are not in the first flush of youth, so good luck to them, is what I say.


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 21 Jul 02 - 08:31 PM

hEllo oaklet, I havejust seen mick 9ossanflags) about 20 minits ago, he was driving the punchmobile.I forgot to tell yoo about my plan 9that dident werk) I said to my boss 2 I am fed up werking jere and i going to leave, and i said him i want sume enhghlish food, becouse i am feed up of chiken curry every night, he said ok no problum.but i got home and saw my food i thought it was werms, I will explane=I went to wash my face 9If you werk in a curry ship your face gets greesy, so you have to wash it when you get in) but i forgot to put my glasses on again, so i look at my food with no glasses on and it looks like werms, 9 it was spagetty) Spagetty is not english food antway, and he gave me a can of cake as well.john


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: ossonflags
Date: 22 Jul 02 - 05:26 AM

yes I saw you as well john, wondered what you was doing at 1 am in the morning lurking outside of curry shop, thought you had lost your hamster.

Had just driven back from Tollpuddle and was slightly knackered else I would have invited you in for some bear.


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 22 Jul 02 - 06:22 AM

There, husband dear, is the name for the definitive tune of the weekend, 'The Curry Ship'. Chicken, chicken, chicken..............

Gareth


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Oaklet
Date: 22 Jul 02 - 07:21 AM

And the immortal eulogy to the bald squirrel. "Tree rat, you were once grey but now you are red" Plop! And another thing; why the hell didn't anyone come up with tinned cake before now? jOhn, was that Plan 9 From Outer Space by any chance? Anyway the Humberside Police Special Whistles Division and I are off to Hull to enjoy the bear in the old town. In turns. I will relate what happens later.


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Banjo-Flower
Date: 22 Jul 02 - 12:14 PM

Hi oakleaf just got back from the ginuu.....genoo...pox-doctor and he said every thing's fine except for the greenfly and he said not to mention the Mildew in mixed company(you know what a gossip that Noreen is 9

Gerry


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Banjo-Flower
Date: 22 Jul 02 - 12:19 PM

Hi oakleaf thanks for your advice just got back from the ginuu.....genoo...pox-doctor and he said every thing's fine except for the greenfly and he said not to mention the Mildew in mixed company(you know what a gossip that Noreen is 9

Gerry


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Banjo-Flower
Date: 22 Jul 02 - 12:26 PM

I'll get this thread up to 200 posts by hook or by crook

Gerry


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Les from Hull
Date: 22 Jul 02 - 01:43 PM

But you didn't come to the Black Boy, Oakers, where we had sume bear and sume music. There's a (mainly tune) session there every third Sunday afternoon.


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Oaklet
Date: 22 Jul 02 - 03:51 PM

Gerry, I really regret mentioning your sexual health. Les, if I wrote about the GUM clinic in Grimsby, you would invite people to a session afterwards, you varmint, you.

Anyway, I now have to negotiate with 18 reluctant freisians to move from the bottom field, to the bank field, without Moo to halt the traffic. All this after power-drinking with the Humberside Police Special Whistle Division, for an entire afternoon. He was crap at it and became skittish, by the way.

Mrs Drinkall has returned sun-burnt and grinning from ear to ear, clutching gifts. "Lodger" Frank has gone to the club with Terry and George; Doreen to wherever she goes on a Monday. So peace and order is restored to this tiny part of rural North Linconlshire. In the UK, you Americans, you.

Another hour; another 22p. Milk Marque is not universally a good thing.


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 22 Jul 02 - 06:35 PM

That feckin' Ryan get gave me a Moonlight in Mayo fixation, that despite expensive Relate counselling, very nearly re-asserted itself in the public bar of the Queen's Head, Tolleshunt D'Arcy just last weekend.

However, having attended the graveyard shift of the Humberside Polis Special Whistles Division gala tea dance, as an Armed Salvation Army Binge Drinking Rapid Response Unit, in aforesaid pigmentally challenged Bouy inn, I bicycled the length of Hessle Road searching for fish and chips. I found many such places that John has so deliciously described, curry ships and the like, but eventually, like the pub with no beer, I found the fis (sic) shop with no fish, and indulged myself in Chips in Mayo, for the humble consideration of £1.

So, humming a private melody, I spread my ample transom on the bench on the Hull side of the Humber Bridge (and why isn't there one on the south side?) and consumed this unexpectedly vegetarian repaste with greasy relish, and wobbled home with many a Guiness burp along the way.

In future, I will leave the hallucogens to my friend John, but I will leave you with the question of how jOhn manages to get so pissed at work, with all that driving interfering with solid boozing?

Good night, and it's moonlight in Mayo.

Garrington


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 22 Jul 02 - 06:52 PM

hello Gary, there is loads of chip sops on essle road, i dont get pissed at werk 9I wait till i get home) I just come home to have a shit, but i will be back again in a couple of hours 9about 1 am).john


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 22 Jul 02 - 10:13 PM

I thionk banks are a big rip-off, this id what happebd to me today=I got my gas bill 9the stuff what make your'e oven werk) that was for the american people, they call petrol gas, so i dony know what they call gas what they put in the oven, anyway i digress,= i got my gas bill and i went to bank to pay it . it was 16.45 but bank wuman said there is a 5pound adminystation fee, i said to bank wumon " you must be bloody joking, that is far too much, 50p is ok, but 5pound is bloody outragus" bank womon said =that is our charges, we have to make money. I asked to sea the manager but she said manager is not ere today 9 i think she was lieing) then she said 2 dont make any truble or we will chuck you out" I said " dont worry bank wumon, i am going now anyway" I know you not supposed to say bad things about companys in case they Sue you, but this is true
And the bank was Barclays Bank on chanterlands Ave hull, and if mr barclay is reading this-you can sue me if you like , but ive got no muney anyway,your'e bank should not be so expensive and ripping people off. 9 this is true what happened so im not even going to say allegidly like they do on that telly programme because i can prove it.
I remember a few years ago there was a gas office in town were you coldud pay you gas bill for free, but they closed oit, i think barclays told them to close it so they colud make muney, but i cant prove that bit, so i will say alegidly 9 alegidly). Bank wumon said if i open a acount i colud pay gas bill for free, but i dont want to be involved in any rip-off organization like that, they must think i am stupid to fall for that one! when I get sume money i will keep it in a box under my bed.john


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: GUEST,Oakley
Date: 23 Jul 02 - 04:21 AM

jOhn, try the Post Office, or whatever they call it at the moment; you should be able to pay the bill there without charge. I think you should assume your urban warrier role, don the black costume and write a graffito on the said bank in the small hours (Ossonflags may be the only witness, so dopn't worry) to the effect that they are lieing, profiteering rip-off merchants with a customer-explulsion policy. If your script carries your hallmark, write "allegidly9" at the end and you won't be Sued.

Does Mustafa have any intention of proving toilet facilities, or do you, like me, find the coldness of your own porcelain, mighty comforting?

Ah ha, Les. But I was in the Black Boy, although pre occupied by watching a whistling policeman rocking on his stool, and foaming at the mouth.


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: GUEST,The DeanMeister
Date: 23 Jul 02 - 05:45 AM

Hey ossonflags9. Hope you had a fine weekend in Dorset. The present Mrs Deans shindig was a fine event, punctuated by rain, featuring appalling music, inedible burnt roadkill, lots of bear and wyne, culminating in a fantastic display of synchronised drunken crying women. All in all a top evening. All that woz missing9 woz a demonstration of the Purpe Helmets Display Team. The short notice meant they had a prior engagement with Maxwell. Perhaps next time?


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: GUEST,Oakley
Date: 23 Jul 02 - 06:42 AM

You can't end a barber queue with much more fitting flourish than a synchronised display of maudlin mashed maidens. Except of course, the glint of a wet purple helmet, in the evening mizzle. Sounds like a good do Peter. How did you prise the delightful grade 8er from your bike?


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: GUEST,Oakley
Date: 23 Jul 02 - 07:16 AM

Quote of the entire thread: "Anyway, i digress,=" jOhn from Hull.


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 23 Jul 02 - 12:53 PM

thanks for the tup about the post offise oaklet, i think they called transco now or something, I will go tommorrow, I am going to harpmakers house now for music lessun 9he is music teecher), no i remember they are called insignia, i think.If you see any writing " Barclies bank is big rip off" you now it is me.I like to use my own bog, because no bog- roll at werk, 9they dont use it, i think they pour water on their arse or something).i will go post office tommorrrow.Cheers.john


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 23 Jul 02 - 01:00 PM

John from Hull - if you had come into my bank and used language like that to one of my young gals in that way the manager (thats me) would have escorted you off the premises whilst gripping your testicles and the back of your collar. I think you should apologise by taking her sume pizza and a bag of chips.


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Oaklet
Date: 23 Jul 02 - 01:29 PM

Linda, I agree of course, but you have to be a bit careful of carrying someone by the testicles who doesn't have access to toilet paper during the working day.

Mick has just done a jOhnism on the thread above about Punch the Horse at South Ferriby. A Faecal error I'm afraid. How will we live this down?


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Banjo-Flower
Date: 23 Jul 02 - 01:32 PM

You won't

Gerry


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Oaklet
Date: 23 Jul 02 - 01:43 PM

Hi Banjo-Flower! Was there any sign of black spot or wilt revealed during the consulation?


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 23 Jul 02 - 07:23 PM

hEllo Linda- I fororgot you was a bank wumon, but i still think barclies bank is a big rip off, and saying outragus is not bad werds anyway, I know yoy anyway and trust ypu , but i still think banks is a big rip off.john Ps i just been to the hase and saw lots ob mudcat peepol, like Shipack 9 and Oaklet, and john and nickie, but there computers are busted so they cant see mudcat no more, i think Tony blur should give give free computers to poor preople , then rhey could see mudcat,.john


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 23 Jul 02 - 07:39 PM

Barclis BANK I=s a Set OF fIDDLINg basturds. sined, john evans 9john fom hull).john


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 23 Jul 02 - 07:58 PM

aNyway, i am thinking about doing a KArate course, so if anyone tyrs to nick my chips, i will chop them up, I do'nt knoe how much it will be, but it will be werth it, 9i am not getting any benefit so i haf to pay for course myself, i tried to get sume rent benefit a 2 weeks ago but they said i make to much munny already, i had to fill a big form in and still get mo benefits,9big waste of time).john


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Oaklet
Date: 23 Jul 02 - 08:01 PM

The views expressed in this post are those of the individual respondents. The (insert company name) can take no responsibility for any comments or views appearing in the..... blah ....blah....etc


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 23 Jul 02 - 08:12 PM

PS, allegidly. 9 i have to put that in case ther sue me.john


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Banjo-Flower
Date: 24 Jul 02 - 09:59 AM

Can Tony blur do anything about greenfly & mildew on banjo skins johN ?

Gerry


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: GUEST,me
Date: 24 Jul 02 - 08:37 PM

whats going on guys?


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 24 Jul 02 - 08:44 PM

there is loads of stuff going on Guest, are you local?


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 24 Jul 02 - 10:05 PM

as you are posting to a Hull thread Guest, I will assume you are local, so here are a few Folk/Blues events that are happening locally (and a bit further afield). If you are not local then don't read this message.
Thursday July 25th
Blind Lemons Hot Five-The Tap & Spile, Hull
Mixed Session (songs & tunes) The Nancy, Burton Pidsea Driffield Folk Club, Driffield

Friday July 26th
The Kingston, Hull-Mixed Folk session (songs & tunes) Saturday July 27th
The Hope & Anchor, South Ferriby-Punch The Horse
Sunday July 28th
The Tap & Spile, Hull-Folk Singaround (trad & contempry) Oddfellows, Beverley-Folk Singaround/Session
The Sun Inn, Beverley- Folk Session

Monday July 29th
The White Horse aka Nellies-Folk Club (Singers Night)
The Tap & Spile, Hull-Peculiar Blue (M/F folk duo)

Tuesday July 30th
The Sloop, Barton on Humber-Celtic Tune Session
The Sun Inn, Beverley-Beginners Session/Workshop
The Tap & Spile, Hull-Musicians night
Wednesday July 31th
Cottingham Live, Cottingham-Folk Club (Singers Night)
The Polar Bear, Hull-Musicians Night
Thursday August 1st
The Tap & Spile, Hull-Blind Lemons Hot Five
The Bell Hotel, Driffiel-Singers Night
The Nancy, Burton Pidsea-Folk Session
Friday August 2nd
The Kingston, Hull-Mixed Session
The Mariners, Beverley-King Rollo (Blues Guitarist) (FREE) Saturday August 3rd
Beverley Market Traders Busking Fair (prizes over £1000!) Sunday 4th August
Nellies, Beverley-1st Sunday of the Month folk Session (2PM Start).
That is sume of the stuff what is appening round ere, dont forget, dony read it if your not local.john


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 25 Jul 02 - 02:09 AM

Bad Guest, I wrote all that and he dident even reply! It's a good job I didn't tell him about a few of the festivals that are taking place soon, such as=
Saturday 27th-Warwick Folk Festival
Thursday 1st August
Cambridge Folk Festival-(1st-4th)-John Prine, Billy Bragg, The Dubliners, Altan, Iris Dement, Oysterband, Kate Rusby, Eliza Carthy, Rory McLeoed, Cara Dillon, etc
Friday 2nd August
Simouth Folk Week (2nd-9th)-Brass Monkey, Cara Dillon, John McCusker, Oysterband, Martin Carthy, Martin Simpson and Rolff Harris etc
Saturday 3rd August
The Nottinghan Riverside Festival-(3rd & 4th) (FREE) "A great line up of artists, including Soukos Koumbele from the Congo, a young Cuban band called Assere, Bill Jones, who won best newcomer at last years BBC Folk Awards, Michael Messer and blues star Blind Mississipi Morris" More details on 0115 9153591 or www.nottinghamevents.org Friday 9th August
Saltburn Folk Festival-(9th -11th)
Friday 17th August
Whitby Folk Week-(17th-23rd).
Also Hull Jazz Festival is on now, with LOADS of jazz events happening in & around the city, (much of it being FREE!) including a performance by another Young Musician of The Year (pianist Matthew Bourne) for more info see the website or phone Hull tourist information on 01482 223559.


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: GUEST,The DeamMeister
Date: 25 Jul 02 - 06:07 AM

Blimey John. Since when did this become a tourist information thread? You even seem to have miraculously learnt to spell. Most impressive. You coming on Saturday?


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: GUEST,Oakley
Date: 25 Jul 02 - 06:14 AM

Hello Deanmeister, nice to have you back, breaking radio silence and all! Any news?


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 25 Jul 02 - 08:53 AM

Oaklet-You spelled his name wrong, it is Deam mister! Re the spelling, I had to stay reasonably sober last night, to enable me to partake of a trip to the cash & carry today, good job it's only once a week! I might see you on Saturday, if I can get the night off werk, I will be the one in a black fedora, with a hamster in my pocket.john


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: GUEST,Oakley
Date: 25 Jul 02 - 09:53 AM

Sorry jOhn old buddy, I know you are a stickler for this kind of detail. The Hope and Anchor, by complete coincidence, is actually having a "fedora and hamster-in-pocket evening9" on Saturday night, at which the Horse Punchers have been engaged to entertain. You will fit in well, John from Hull.


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 25 Jul 02 - 10:33 AM

Was Brian with us at the Hase, jOhn? I wanted to garner his views on endless chicken dinners, bear, bananas and Barclay's Bank. It'll just have to wait until Saturday, I suppose.

Garry


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Banjo-Flower
Date: 25 Jul 02 - 02:45 PM

Just a black fedora johN ? has it got a big pocket on it ?

Gerry


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 01:47 AM

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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 02:07 AM

hEloo, I have just woke up, it is 6.30 Am in the morning here 9in hull), i got in at about 10 past 1 last night, and i fellasleep nearly straifght away, 9I was really nackered) I put telly on when i got in, amd i saw a bit of Big Brother, Big Bullshit more like! it is the biggest load of crap i have ever seen , there was 4 people taking pictures of each others arses, and that Jane has got a voice so irrytating, she would send me mad, you used to get good documentaries on channel 4, like dispatches, or was it des patches? Tv is not like it used to be, if i had a telly lisence i would be asking for my muney back, it is a bloody disgrace.When i woke up 9a few minits ago) there was a weird programme on 9The Tv was still switched on) it was like a cross between Rainbow and that Smash advert that was on in 1973 9FOR MASH, GET SMASH) I think it it is called The Tweenies but i am not sure about this at all, there was one green muppet type thing with a really long fringe, 9stupid haircut) I don't knoe any of there names, i watched it for about 5 minits then, it was pissing me off, I might go to to Jacksons and get sume chocolate in a minit, it has took me half an hour to write this! But i had a problem with my key bored, 9I pulled the wires out, ) i put them basck now.john


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 02:12 AM

Wo Keeps putting all them nines 99) in my messages? whoever it is pleese stopit 9you pissing me off).john


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: GUEST,Davetnova
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 06:45 AM

Hurrah 100 postings congratulations to all in Hull. I hope you all enjoy the medicine before they do the headcount and lock you in for the night


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Mr Happy
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 06:59 AM

hull john,

the 9s are brackets (parenthesis). on your keyboard you've got UPPER CASE & lower case letters & other symbols.

if you use your 'shift' button, press it for upper case, release for lower case.

if you need curved brackets, they're on the number buttons 9 & 0:().

i used to use the curved ones but its much easier to use the other ones which are square: [].

to use these ones you don't need to use the 'shift' key.

hope this all makes sense.


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 08:15 AM

Perhaps we should enjoy a third generation of this rubbish?

Try jOhn from hull, in Hull, on Hull Part 3

Skipjack


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Banjo-Flower
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 08:25 AM

END OF PART TWO
Gerry

Click for Part 3
This thread is closed, because it got too long and some people may have trouble loading it.
Please continue in part 3.
Additional messages posted here will be moved or deleted.
Thanks.
-Joe Offer-


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 05 May 03 - 05:15 AM

EHoll, i knoe this ib a bank holifay , but i will not cebelrate ite, as i resufe to, my reeeson is, =that banks are a big rip off and o conplete con, anspensions as weell. ie= you pay your wages to a oension sceme and they steal half of it, and give you some of it back a bit of a at at a time if you luckky, and you live to be old, 9fiddling basturds) make me sick,, 9 and piss me off).john.


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 05 May 03 - 05:24 AM

ps, i fogot too mention, that they atre at durty nellies on friday, i will go if miserable bastard mustafa will give me the night off, he a miseable arsehole, the way he complains, you woulld think i was the only one in hul that could drive and work ijn a curry ship, the miserlbe areslohe, he doesent understand hoew important tradishonal music is.john
ps, i just been to the sandwidge ship on chants ave , and its closed! bloody banks, making trubble again! i hat them.john


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 06 May 03 - 02:41 AM

Well,big Hellooooooooooooooooooooo!! again john.
As Brother oakley has kindly reminded me, we are at the Durty on saturday.Best of luck with mustafa.


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: GUEST,anuva jest
Date: 06 Apr 09 - 05:09 AM

I live in NZ and near died laughing at you guys, ought to be published inna book. The Drivel Chronicles. 'Spect you have to be a Pom at heart to appreciate it. Found your thread searching for Dwyle Flunking, which appears on the net totally different to my indifferent memories. If I'm ever in 'ull, I'll look for Durty Nellies (esp as my daughter is called Neli).


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Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: ossonflags
Date: 07 Apr 09 - 01:57 AM

Great to fread sume of this A level drivel again9.


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