Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK)

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK)
From: Noreen
Date: 24 Jul 02 - 08:04 PM

I'll be part of the alternative bear-supping party, abroad in Warwickshire (complete with bannannannas), so no chance of meeting the small hairy farmer yet. I shall be making enquiries of my respectable 'ull acquaintances this weekend (well, Linda and Les may have to do) as to the suitability of Mr Oakley for the porpoise I have in mind for him...

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK)
From: Les from Hull
Date: 24 Jul 02 - 02:41 PM

Well I'll be one of the ones in Warwick. South Ferriby sounds interesting, I would like to come to. But I think I'll stay unconcious.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK)
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 24 Jul 02 - 12:49 PM

There you are!!!! you just cant stop yourself can you?

Oakiepoos,you must really try and get a grip on what, quite frankly is becoming an obssesion,turtles head yet.

I will try and get some nerve balm (and possibly a small boiled egg) down me before I am ready for yet another exposure to your beautifully, yet manly, well turned calves.

Looking forward to meeting skipjack again and Mrs. Drinkall from no.21 I myself will be bringing some of the Hull groupies and a couple of caledonian visitors, so they at least will not be as shocked at sight of the undraped nethers as some less sturdy folk.

The Punchmobile will be dropping anchor outside the owld pub on saterday at 8.00pm. or near as dammit,excuse me dropping into the nautical venacular,but am feeling that way since I have just shown someone how to tie a bowline on the bight(well it makes the day go in doesnt it?)

I am know going for some bear to be followed by a haricot bean curry,you guess the rest,I am sure your fertile, if slightly bizzare imagination can dredge up something.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK)
From: GUEST,Oakley
Date: 24 Jul 02 - 12:11 PM

Ossonflags, it appears that Mrs Drinkall from no 21 and Skipjack appear the most likely to come on Saturday, given the evidence from the thread. I may well come myself, but later.

My smallholding is legendary amongst local people. To illustrate, I will be in shorts on Saturday night if that's ok with you.

Gerry, are you sure it's ok to do that, what with the banjo problem and all? And to prove that I am not of a lavatorial disposition: not a single mention of taking a dump after feeling the turtle's head all afternoon. Oh bugger!

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK)
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 24 Jul 02 - 10:29 AM

I heard 'lodger' Frank is coming over to see you, so I plan to take Mrs Drinkall at No.21 to heaven and back. Will pop in for a snifter if I've any energy left.

Gary

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK)
From: Banjo-Flower
Date: 24 Jul 02 - 10:03 AM

Would love to see Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK)on saterday but I'm doing a wedding ceilidh so have a good 'un without me

Gerry

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK)
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 24 Jul 02 - 09:26 AM

oops!!!!!! strange computor,pressed submit twice.Time for a second visit from the spank familly.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK)
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 24 Jul 02 - 09:23 AM

Point taken Oaks, but why do you continue with this fixation of all things lavatorial?I could say if I was slightly wimpy, that original thread was a spelling mistake,but I fear that no one would believe me. However,the visitation of the spank familly does have a certain attraction.Maybe we could have it as part of the underwater soot juggling act, with of course the added atraction of the smoke machine.

Have i misseed something along the way, when did you become a small farmer?

and is anyone coming on saterday?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK)
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 24 Jul 02 - 09:01 AM

Point taken Oaks, but why do you continue with this fixation of all things lavatorial?I could say if I was slightly wimpy, that original thread was a spelling mistake,but I fear that no one would believe me. However,the visitation of the spank familly does have a certain attraction.Maybe we could have it as part of the underwater soot juggling act, with of course the added atraction of the smoke machine.

Have i misseed something along the way, when did you become a small farmer?

and is anyone coming on saterday?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK)
From: GUEST,Oakley
Date: 24 Jul 02 - 04:28 AM

I have just read that after a brief spell under the ownership of Transco, control the Post Office has now passed to Insignia - makers of low quality co-ordinating gents' grooming products, often overpowering motorway service stations and Little Chefs at the start of the company rep-shift.

This is a troubled world and I am heartily glad that I am a small hairy farmer.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK)
From: GUEST,Oakley
Date: 24 Jul 02 - 04:16 AM

Seldom do I take issue with me mate Ossonflags, but how could an invitation to put faeces to our names, in the opening post, degenerate further? Mick, you are not too big to be bent across my knee, to allow Mr. and Mrs. spank to pay a visit to botty - land. Hmmmm...I have just revised my position on that and realised that you probably are.

I do hope that this doesn't become an opportunity for troubled souls, to drivel on about bowels, toilet paper, the laxative effect of bannnannnas or pulling up stools. But the signs are not good.

And jOhn, a personal message: Grrrrrrr.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK)
From: Mr Happy
Date: 24 Jul 02 - 03:56 AM

since this seems to be a faecal point, shouls i be seen to be going through the motions?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK)
From: ossonflags
Date: 24 Jul 02 - 02:56 AM

Oakley, I do hope this thread is not going to degenerate into comments on your bowel movements.

Skipjack, Faeces are not obligatory, but can be provided on request.

Linda, I am suprised at you,swapping a night with us,for warwickshire. What is going on there by the way?

John, the way you sound south ferriby is miles away, you could come and see us and still have time for bear and shake the pan at mustafa's.

deanmeister, you are strangely quiet, what news on the busking front?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 23 Jul 02 - 08:16 PM

PS, Me and Gary (Skipjack9) was playing with each others instruments tonight, he said my instrument is very nice, his instrument is older than mine but he still let me play with it.john

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK)
From: Oaklet
Date: 23 Jul 02 - 08:14 PM

You were a born Purple Helmet, joHn. Now try to rest. It has been a busy day. Don't buy a new bike if you can resist. Good servicable (probably stolen but who cares?) racers can be had for £20. I have to milk at 5.30, so I'm off.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 23 Jul 02 - 08:09 PM

hello oakey, it was god to see yoo in the hAsE , i still thinking aboot buying a bike , so i can join the perple helmit displat teem, i speak to Skipack9 aboot it, but i ask you as well, what yoo think? john

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK)
From: Oaklet
Date: 23 Jul 02 - 07:51 PM

Just got back to see that jOhn is suffering from immidiate incoherence syndrome. He was lucid only an hour ago. Still, the Hase was a good place to be and I am glad that this Punch the Horse thread has been spared, temporarily, from the toilet. I am now going to have a great big poo, so I'll see you when I can.

Gerry, apply the cream and get some sleep.

jOhn, I think the tune was Marigold and you have flaunted the copyright laws in humming it on a thread read by literally tens of people. I will probably Sue, but will wait until birclays have finished with you.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 23 Jul 02 - 07:09 PM

anyway Linda says " i hope you have a great big" A great big what?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 23 Jul 02 - 06:57 PM

helloo ebery body i went to the HAse , it was really nice, i saw plenty od mudcat peepol, thwre was Me 9john from hull_ and Gary9 shipjak) and oaklet, and john and john and nicky but there computers was busted so them cant see mudcdcat now, but they going to mend them sooon.john pS they t play a nice tune it gose like this = dem de de de de de dem de , dem de , dedlle eddle dem dem, dem de, i do'nt noe what it called butr it is nice.john

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK)
From: Banjo-Flower
Date: 23 Jul 02 - 06:48 PM

Hi Oakleaf how was the Hase is it worth a visit

Gerry (suffering ? from johN's complaint((too much bear99

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK)
From: Oaklet
Date: 23 Jul 02 - 01:39 PM

Ossenflags, look what you have done. The dawn of the ultimate shit thread. Still, at least jOhn doesn't suffer from a tendency to transpose Js and Ws - thank the Lord. I am going to spend quality time with my cattle now, to escape from the memory. And then I'm on me bike to the Hase.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 23 Jul 02 - 12:59 PM

I like to go but it is to far away and i am werking on Saturdat anyway, bannannas are good, they make you shit.john

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK)
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 23 Jul 02 - 12:50 PM

Actually guys - I amongst other 'ull catters will be in leafy warwickshire with sume bear and sume bananannas. Have a great gig.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK)
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 23 Jul 02 - 12:48 PM

er... Lincolnshire .... I think not!

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK)
From: Oaklet
Date: 23 Jul 02 - 11:23 AM

Come, pull up a stool and enjoy the Charmin speciality act.

"Rectum?" "Well, it certainly didn't do them any good."

Ossenflags you are the limit at times. This thread will new be a faecal point for those with difficulties. But I salut you as always.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK)
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 23 Jul 02 - 10:43 AM

Are the faeces provided, Mick, or do we bring our own?

Gary

Subject: Punch The Horse at South Ferriby ( UK)
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 23 Jul 02 - 10:39 AM

Yes folks!!! here is a unique chance to put facaes to the mudcat names. We are playing at Hope and Anchor on this coming saterday night. 9pm.start.

pete (deanmeister)Dean

Dave (legs) Oakley

Mick (ossonflags) McGarry

Andy (not as yet joined) Watson

it is my prediction there will be a certain amount of bear supped that night.