BS: Here We Go AGAIN! (Fla. Politics)

Subject: Here We Go AGAIN! (Fla. Politics)
From: Banjer
Date: 27 Jul 02 - 09:47 AM

Don't know if any of you have been following the news and if you have I wonder why....Seems that somebody in the election office at Tallahassee (state capital) messed up again. **Shocked silence, looks of disbelief**

Yes friends, the state known worldwide for its hanging chads and major delays of the past presidential election has found yet another way to screw things up. Seems that someone posted the wrong amount for the filing fee for gubenatorial candidates. The figure was $43.20 short! Deadline for filing the missing amount was Friday midnight. NO Problem...send them the additional funds and be done with it, Right?? Enter the next ointment fly....the FedEx plane carrying some of the overdue fees crashes and burns during a landing attempt. (All three crewmen lived) So now the deadline has been extended another twenty four hours.

Now for the BIG QUESTION: How long will it take for some IDIOT arrive at the theory that Candidate X caused the plane crash in an attempt to knock Canditae Y out of the race?

C'mon Florida, get a grip fercrizzakes....We are alredy the laughinstock capital of the world, it's a good thing most of us can laugh at ourselves!

Subject: RE: BS: Here We Go AGAIN! (Fla. Politics)
From: Bobert
Date: 27 Jul 02 - 09:54 AM

So what time did the plane crash and where was Katherine Harris at the time? And was candidate X a Democrat or Greenie? If it was a right winged Repub. who's fees wend down with the crashed, your conspiracy theory ain't gonna do much better than the pilot did in landing the plane...

But, hey, can't be any worse than purging 57000 potential Democratic voters from the voting rolls, right?

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Here We Go AGAIN! (Fla. Politics)
From: Banjer
Date: 27 Jul 02 - 10:27 AM

Don't know what barnd Candidate X was. The only thing for sure at this point is that Katherine Harris was not on board the plane, unfortunately! And BTW it's not MY theory...I just wonder how long it will take someone to come up with it. **BG**

But, hey, can't be any worse than purging 57000 potential Democratic voters from the voting rolls, right? Nor can it be any worse than reporting results before all the absentte ballots have been counted.

Subject: RE: BS: Here We Go AGAIN! (Fla. Politics)
From: GUEST,sorehead
Date: 27 Jul 02 - 12:03 PM

Gee did a college edumacation screw up Dippys brain, wuz a MA or a PA or somthin?

Subject: RE: BS: Here We Go AGAIN! (Fla. Politics)
From: Don Firth
Date: 27 Jul 02 - 01:51 PM

Maybe we can saw Florida loose and let it drift into the Berumuda Triangle. . . ?

Or . . . maybe things are leaking through from the Bermuda Triangle. Might explain a lot.

Don Firth