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Subject: RE: BS: Punch the Horse Part 99 From: Little Hawk Date: 20 Aug 02 - 05:12 PM I remember a scene where someone actually did punch a horse. I think it was in "Cat Ballou". Then there was Arnold Schwarzenneger, who punched a reindeer in "Jingle All The Way". Shocking! Perhaps this has aroused some ire in certain quarters regarding these threads. Well, we certainly don't want to offend, do we? Consider changing the name to "Strangle the Parrot"... - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: Punch the Horse Part 99 From: specky Date: 20 Aug 02 - 04:04 AM happy birthday deany boy c u soon.....veryyyyyyyyyy soon xxxx |
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Subject: RE: BS: Punch the Horse Part 99 From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 19 Aug 02 - 09:53 PM hEllo dodgy bird, i am going to whitby in a few years, if my horseless carriage will get me there.john |
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Subject: RE: BS: Punch the Horse Part 99 From: The DeanMeister Date: 19 Aug 02 - 09:15 PM Hey, it's my Birfdy! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Punch the Horse Part 99 From: dodgy bird Date: 19 Aug 02 - 07:53 PM john sorry i missed you on thurs hope you had a good w/end i had a stormer did you make it to whitby? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Punch the Horse Part 99 From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 15 Aug 02 - 09:35 PM I'm still here dodgy! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Punch the Horse Part 99 From: dodgy bird Date: 15 Aug 02 - 09:20 PM ok so i'm the last surviving insomniac tonight(this morning?) you've let me down badly folks will catch up with you all on monday hopefully i will be suffering from a humongous hangover if not the weekend will not have gone as planned. see you all later |
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Subject: RE: BS: Punch the Horse Part 99 From: dodgy bird Date: 15 Aug 02 - 09:02 PM hello its daft o'clock in the morning here. is anybody there or have you all gone to wibby? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Punch the Horse Part 99 From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 15 Aug 02 - 08:13 PM Thanks for your comments John, I always feel that honesty is the best policy, it's a shame that others don't always seem to share my views!john |
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Subject: RE: BS: Punch the Horse Part 99 From: smallpiper Date: 15 Aug 02 - 07:44 PM I've been reading all bitchy threads and its so nice to come back here and get a great dolop of sense from jOhn from Hull. He's my hero! See you at wibby with your oxcart, Bear and bannnannnaaas |
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Subject: RE: BS: Punch the Horse Part 99 From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 15 Aug 02 - 07:33 PM hWllo, I dont know how too flie a plane, but i know how to fliy a hellycopter, 9you should keep youur feet still) and think about the third dimension (up and down) but, i know sumebody who can flying a big plane, 9 she is called Yasmin, and she from Jordan) 9 she is reaaly clever and knoes how to fly planes and liveing on Fare Fax aVenue, ( in Hull) you got too feet but if you move them aboot to much , yoo will crash), and knowing about the wether and navvy gating etc) if yoo pass you jelly copter test, you can make lots of munney, for taking peepol to gas rigs, and werk for them pollis etc) I herd you can even make fify poonds an hour, 9(this is ten times more than i make) , but no drinking bears , when yoo werking) I know sumebody who did this, 9 dave), he was going to join the SAS , but he was not fat enough.jhon. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Punch the Horse Part 99 From: smallpiper Date: 15 Aug 02 - 03:40 PM yes, yes, yes! Be sure to seek me out then. You know what I look like and will wear my mudcat T-shirt to make me easir to spot in amoungst the crowd of other mudcaters wearing their t-shirts! (gawd I love this woman!) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Punch the Horse Part 99 From: specky Date: 15 Aug 02 - 12:35 PM have a great time at whitby sweetie will miss you will try to get there sunday...........xx |
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Subject: RE: BS: Punch the Horse Part 99 From: smallpiper Date: 15 Aug 02 - 08:38 AM Someone else will have to take up the drivel batton next week as I'm off to wibby whist you're with the potatoe orchestra have fun |
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Subject: RE: BS: Punch the Horse Part 99 From: GUEST,Oakley Date: 15 Aug 02 - 06:55 AM Point taken, although I will relinquish control whilst recording with the potato orchestra next week. Why don't you bring up the suggestion of organising a Hull catters' tour of Twillingsate, during the power lunch. All we need is sume muney and jOhn can learn on-the-job to fly a plane. I think there is a cultural bond between the two towns; enough I think for the Spanish quarter to consider twinning with Twillingsgate. What do you think? I have to dash, I have set myself on fire again. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Punch the Horse Part 99 From: smallpiper Date: 15 Aug 02 - 06:01 AM Rubbish there's absolutely no way anyone could prise it from your mits! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Punch the Horse Part 99 From: GUEST,Oakley Date: 15 Aug 02 - 05:50 AM Poppycock!! It looks like the drivel baton has been seized firmly by Smallplier's good hand. Run, Smallplier. Run like the wind. Specky, I got your letter this morning, I'll have a look when I finished my day's labours. Thanks a lot. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Punch the Horse Part 99 From: smallpiper Date: 15 Aug 02 - 05:28 AM Don't be silly its not in america its in Hull next to the spanish quater just beloow the chineese half and fairly near jOhns wheelie bin repository. You can't miss it nice place, chintz curtains at every window big sign saying no alcohol or rudness, suggestive people will be slapped etc...... Hi specky dearest xx |
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Subject: RE: BS: Punch the Horse Part 99 From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 14 Aug 02 - 09:35 PM I dident know they had a Yorkshire in America as well, I bet them Americuns get confused.john |
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Subject: RE: BS: Punch the Horse Part 99 From: specky Date: 14 Aug 02 - 02:50 PM hi all ,,,,,,,,,,,, oakley did u receive your letter ok please let me know.........hi sweetie smallpiper i guess hyacinth was just jealous |
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Subject: RE: BS: Punch the Horse Part 99 From: Skipjack K8 Date: 14 Aug 02 - 01:38 PM Yorkshire, New York State, jOhn. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Punch the Horse Part 99 From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 14 Aug 02 - 01:06 PM Wher'ers Twilinsgate? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Punch the Horse Part 99 From: Little Hawk Date: 13 Aug 02 - 09:30 PM She'd be wise not to. Everyone would want to move there, and the place would be simply ruined in short order. Such bastions of decency are so rare these days... - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: Punch the Horse Part 99 From: Oaklet Date: 13 Aug 02 - 07:09 PM I wish Ms Penelope Rutledge would drop by and describe Twillingsgate in detail. I want to move there, with me cattle. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Punch the Horse Part 99 From: Little Hawk Date: 13 Aug 02 - 06:16 PM Dry? I suspect it's positively parched in Twillingsgate. I wonder if they race horses there? Anybody fancy a bit of polo on a hot afternoon? - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: Punch the Horse Part 99 From: smallpiper Date: 13 Aug 02 - 02:55 PM Its clearly a "Dry" town so there's no point |
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Subject: RE: BS: Punch the Horse Part 99 From: Oaklet Date: 13 Aug 02 - 12:31 PM Hi jOhn, where have you been? How's the plan to escape from Mustaffa's? Have you thought of opening a branch in Twillingsgate? It sounds a fun place. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Punch the Horse Part 99 From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 13 Aug 02 - 12:16 PM Ms. Rust ledge-It's number 35, but pleese send cash only, 9them banks is a big rip off) 9allegidly).john |
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Subject: RE: BS: Punch the Horse Part 99 From: Oakleys Mother Date: 13 Aug 02 - 11:50 AM Veeerrry interesting. I hope my "fiddling" offspring will not feel intimidated by my eye on his remarks. I doubt it though.I am the original "three monkeys" anyway.Carry on lads with your rubbish. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Punch the Horse Part 99 From: GUEST,Oakley Date: 13 Aug 02 - 08:51 AM In a Miss Jean Brodie kind of way. I will miss her and want her to vent her spleen here again with such style. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Punch the Horse Part 99 From: Little Hawk Date: 13 Aug 02 - 08:28 AM I suspect that Ms. Rutledge has gone off in a huff, and we will not hear further from her. Too bad. She certainly has a way with words. - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: Punch the Horse Part 99 From: Skipjack K8 Date: 13 Aug 02 - 05:11 AM Is that Twillingsgate, Newfoundland, Pen? Plenty of irony in the Shipping News, thought you'd be at home in such exalted literary company9? Gary |
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Subject: RE: BS: Punch the Horse Part 99 From: smallpiper Date: 13 Aug 02 - 04:55 AM Was that nasty? I mean I am sure that the bovine dating agency has more important things to do than set up Mrs R and Mr C? Be more ethical think of the results that kind of match would set loose on the world tut tut tut tut... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Punch the Horse Part 99 From: GUEST,Oakley Date: 13 Aug 02 - 04:54 AM Linda Kelly, I have thought about the hoof issue and have decided to shod the beasts in cuban heeeled boots. It being the Spanish quarter and all. jOhn, are you there? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Punch the Horse Part 99 From: GUEST,The Freisian Introductions Agency Date: 13 Aug 02 - 04:49 AM Dear Ms Rutledge, thank you for your kind enquiry. Our database has located a splendid potential match to your ideal partner requirements. Please forward the fee of £1.50, payable to "jOhn in Hull" c/o Mustaffa's, (but only for a bit longer) Chanterlands Avenue, The Spanish Quarter, Hull. We will then pass on details of Mr. C, who like you, abhors drivel. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Punch the Horse Part 99 From: smallpiper Date: 13 Aug 02 - 04:42 AM Twillingsgate is that in Hull? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Punch the Horse Part 99 From: Oaklet Date: 12 Aug 02 - 11:34 PM Hi Penelope Rutledge! Howya doing? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Punch the Horse Part 99 From: GUEST,Penelope Rutledge Date: 12 Aug 02 - 10:38 PM All right, I have had just about enough of this unutterable poppycock. You people have violated all common bounds of decency and good taste in this ridiculous series of "Punch the Horse" threads, and it is becoming so tiresome that I feel I must register a strong, an absolutely vehement protest! Desist at once. This is supposed to be a folk and blues forum, an arena of serious, intelligent discussion of traditional music forms...not a public venue on which to vent puerile humour and hatred toward animals. You people should be ashamed of yourselves! "Punch the Horse" indeed! I refuse to believe that Hull or any city in the English speaking world would put up with your offensive jokes for very long. We certainly do not tolerate it in Twillingsgate. Kindly take your silliness somewhere else. Ms. Penelope Rutledge |
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Subject: RE: BS: Punch the Horse Part 99 From: smallpiper Date: 12 Aug 02 - 08:57 PM Wasn't it just (exhausted from to much unacustomed execise);-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Punch the Horse Part 99 From: specky Date: 12 Aug 02 - 05:24 PM hi all i feel a song coming on " oh what a night" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Punch the Horse Part 99 From: Linda Kelly Date: 11 Aug 02 - 01:49 PM And of course you could have a special musical jingle to alert the goodly folk of Hull of your imminent arrival upon said oxen or a special cry in the manner of the rag and bone man - I am of course worried about the effect of cobbled streets on the feet of these animals -is it cruel? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Punch the Horse Part 99 From: Oaklet Date: 11 Aug 02 - 07:24 AM jOhn, I could lend you a heifer to do your rounds. An ox-cart bear and bannannans delivery 9service would make a fortune in the Spanish quarter. Its a wonder no one has thought of it before. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Punch the Horse Part 99 From: smallpiper Date: 11 Aug 02 - 05:48 AM That would involve little drinking time as the demand for provision would be so great.... hey you could do it for a munf then on the vast amount of money you make you could hire a teetotaller to drive you around (but not a monkey cos they'd eat your bannnnnannnnaasss) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Punch the Horse Part 99 From: Linda Kelly Date: 11 Aug 02 - 05:40 AM There you are John-an opening for a new job -sod the pizzas- start your own bear and banananans delviery service9. Linda XX |
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Subject: RE: BS: Punch the Horse Part 99 From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 10 Aug 02 - 05:40 PM Tis a shame there's no bear delivery service in Ull/Ezzle, eh John! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Punch the Horse Part 99 From: smallpiper Date: 10 Aug 02 - 05:37 PM As this damm computer keeps crashing on me I'm giving up and going to watch tv. See some of you at The Sun tomorrow night for the KwamD do. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Punch the Horse Part 99 From: smallpiper Date: 10 Aug 02 - 05:31 PM Thats wundafull.unfortunately a trip to jacksons would involve a car journey and as I've just polished off a bottle of "Old Git" red wine (i highly recommend it to any connorsewers of red wine) that is out of the question I'll just have to sit here and wish I'd bought two bottles hic |
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Subject: RE: BS: Punch the Horse Part 99 From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 10 Aug 02 - 05:23 PM NEWS There is a special offer on bears in Jacksons, you can get 6 cans of John Smiffs Eckstrer Smooth Draft for 5 english pounds, that meens 12 for a tenner.I just got sume now.john |
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Subject: RE: BS: Punch the Horse Part 99 From: smallpiper Date: 10 Aug 02 - 07:27 AM The one playing the box is not yet a mudcatter but i think the team will be working on him see you later |
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Subject: RE: BS: Punch the Horse Part 99 From: specky Date: 10 Aug 02 - 06:56 AM bye sweetie chat later xx |