BS: what would you rather bee or a wasp?

Subject: what would you rather bee or a wasp?
From: GUEST,eoin o'buadhaigh
Date: 15 Aug 02 - 03:11 PM

If you could choose what animal (or insect) to come back as in the next life, what would you choose? (or anything for that matter)

eoin

Subject: RE: BS: what would you rather bee or a wasp?
From: MMario
Date: 15 Aug 02 - 03:27 PM

a phoenix!

Subject: RE: BS: what would you rather bee or a wasp?
From: Bobert
Date: 15 Aug 02 - 04:12 PM

Well, up here in these hills there's nothin' quite so sacred as the, well, ahhhhh..... the possum. Not that I would really like to be one but, hey, Iz got a reputation to protect here and well, to be perfectly honest, I didn't want someone to claim that cute little ratty face critter for themself and leave my poor ol' boney Wes Ginny butt out in the cold having to come up with something like a lion, or tiger or bear fir, no not bear fur, that matter.

But, if by chance, while I'm here in the process of staking my claim, some mean spirited person glabs the gold before me, then heck, I'll take the bee and like the song say's, I'll be a king bee and I'll be buzzin' round your hive....

Pos-ert

Subject: RE: BS: what would you rather bee or a wasp?
From: MMario
Date: 15 Aug 02 - 04:25 PM

Bobert - you have heard about 'spaw and Cleigh? yes? all right, it's your decision!

Subject: RE: BS: what would you rather bee or a wasp?
From: X
Date: 15 Aug 02 - 04:39 PM

"I'd rather be a hammer that a nail, yes I would, I truly would...."

Subject: RE: BS: what would you rather bee or a wasp?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 15 Aug 02 - 05:43 PM

A female Praying Mantis, or a big spider.... the sort that get to have sex and a really big meal in the same sitting.....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: what would you rather bee or a wasp?
From: Sorcha
Date: 15 Aug 02 - 05:44 PM

One of my dogs.........(they're not spoiled, really!)

Subject: RE: BS: what would you rather bee or a wasp?
From: X
Date: 15 Aug 02 - 05:49 PM

Liz:

I'd bet you're already a man eater. ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: what would you rather bee or a wasp?
From: Bill D
Date: 15 Aug 02 - 06:12 PM

"The bee is such a busy soul,
He has no time for birth control.
And that is why, in times like these,
There are so many sons-of-bees."

so, I guess I best be a wasp, since that is my heritage, anyway....(fallen from grace...but...)

Subject: RE: BS: what would you rather bee or a wasp?
From: Celtic Soul
Date: 15 Aug 02 - 08:21 PM

Well, I'll tell you, it wouldn't be a bee or a wasp. As an avowed apaphobe and spheksophobe, I'd have to have been Hitler to deserve that fate.

However, considering the life my cats live, I'd say I'd like that life. Sleep most of the day, play when I want, eat when I'm hungry, not give a damn about gaining weight or appearances, hack up a hair ball and not care overly much about what everyone else thinks.

Yeah...sounds good to me. Maybe I'll do it sooner than next life, however. Maybe that's who I'll be when I retire.

Subject: RE: BS: what would you rather bee or a wasp?
From: Bobert
Date: 15 Aug 02 - 10:33 PM

MMario: No, what's the deal. The possum allready taken by burth rite, or what???

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: what would you rather bee or a wasp?
From: GUEST,Gurney
Date: 16 Aug 02 - 07:16 AM

I behave a bit like a bee, (industrious, hard-working, modest) but I'd rather be a wasp (agressive,sting without responsibility, all my mates come to avenge me). Wrong gender, though. Who'd be a domestic cat, with a responsible caring owner. "He'll be so much happier after the operation, and stay in at night." Gurney.

Subject: RE: BS: what would you rather bee or a wasp?
From: Trevor
Date: 16 Aug 02 - 10:05 AM

When you're a bee, your back's all covered in fuzz

You don't have to work, you just have to buzz

Subject: RE: BS: what would you rather bee or a wasp?
From: MMario
Date: 16 Aug 02 - 10:11 AM

Bobert - try a supersearch on "cleigh o'possum"

Subject: RE: BS: what would you rather bee or a wasp?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 16 Aug 02 - 12:21 PM

i like to be a tortuss.

Subject: RE: BS: what would you rather bee or a wasp?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 16 Aug 02 - 12:22 PM

is that how you spell it? I mean them slow things with wrinkly feet and shells.john

Subject: RE: BS: what would you rather bee or a wasp?
From: GUEST,Les B.
Date: 16 Aug 02 - 12:56 PM

And of course there was the hormonal guy that told God he wanted to come back as a "Stud": A friend who arrived in heaven later inquired as to where his buddy had been reincarnated - "Oh, he's on a snow tire in North Dakota" was God's reply ! (For those not in the US, studded tires are the ones with metal spikes embedded)

Subject: RE: BS: what would you rather bee or a wasp?
From: Bill D
Date: 16 Aug 02 - 01:38 PM

...so, there's two bees flying along when one says, "I'm getting tired...let's fly down and rest on that sign at the Mobil station"

"No, lets fly on a bit," says the other,"I can't be seen sitting there"

"Oh?", asks the first, "Why not?"

"Because," he replies, "I'm an Esso bee!"

Subject: RE: BS: what would you rather bee or a wasp?
From: EBarnacle1
Date: 16 Aug 02 - 01:57 PM

Why did God create WASPS?--Someone has to pay retail..

Subject: RE: BS: what would you rather bee or a wasp?
From: Giac
Date: 16 Aug 02 - 02:07 PM

My mom said she was coming back as a tumblebug (dung beetle) because she'd already had so much experience in her current life.

Subject: RE: BS: what would you rather bee or a wasp?
From: Blackcatter
Date: 17 Aug 02 - 12:54 AM

John,

It's tortoise

I don't want to come back, frankly - this planet is going to be in pretty bad shape by the time I finally die (I'm 36).

pax yall

Subject: RE: BS: what would you rather bee or a wasp?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 17 Aug 02 - 07:13 PM

Banjoest, better ask the bloke who's helping me do the painting now.....

LTS