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Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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Subject: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 16 Aug 02 - 09:30 PM

We just left Joe, Susan and Dick at the George & Dragon. Joe admitted thAt TODAY is his Birthday!
Happy Birthday Joe!!!
From ALL who were there!
Quack!
Geoff and Jane!


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Subject: Happy Birthday Joe Offer
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 16 Aug 02 - 09:39 PM

Happy Berthday Joe!
Message transferred from a duplicate thread. --JoeClone


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Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
From: bet
Date: 16 Aug 02 - 11:45 PM

Many happy returns. Hope your day was great, bet


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Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
From: alison
Date: 17 Aug 02 - 12:01 AM

Happy birthday Joe, and many many more



love and hugs

alison


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Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
From: Steve Latimer
Date: 17 Aug 02 - 12:52 AM

I can't imagine the 'Cat without Joe, Happy Birthday!!!


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Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
From: Blackcatter
Date: 17 Aug 02 - 12:56 AM

H.B.D. Joe and thanks for your hard work around here. May you next year be relatively free of unwanted GUESTS.


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Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
From: Art Thieme
Date: 17 Aug 02 - 01:08 AM

Joe, many many more. Congrats.

Thanks again for running off those MP3s. You are a techno wonder, sir.

Art Thieme


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Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
From: Chip2447
Date: 17 Aug 02 - 01:23 AM

Let me toss my two cents in also, HAPPY B-DAY Joe, congrats,many more, and thanx for everything...
Chip2447


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Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 17 Aug 02 - 01:29 AM

Despite what it says up there next to "Date:", it's still August 16, both here and in California. So, Joe, let me wish you "Mazel Tov!" and "Zayn gezint!" as well as "Hau'oli la hanau!" And keep up the [very] good work.

Aloha,
Mark


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Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 17 Aug 02 - 02:38 AM

Damn, if I'd known, I'd found a present for you....

Mrs Duck - don't you think he's gorgeous too??

LTS


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Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
From: Cappuccino
Date: 17 Aug 02 - 02:59 AM

Yes indeed. Many happies.

- Ian B


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Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
From: Áine
Date: 17 Aug 02 - 03:26 AM

Is that time -- again --?? Just kidding, Joe. Many happy, happy returns of the day!

All the best, Áine


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Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
From: Melani
Date: 17 Aug 02 - 03:45 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOE!


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Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
From: alanabit
Date: 17 Aug 02 - 04:08 AM

A very Happy Birthday Joe. Enjoy your stay in the UK. Many thanks for all your kind and cheerful help on the Mudcat. Also please make a point of calling me up so we can invite you for dinner or go for a beer when you are next in this town (Cologne). You'll have some fun with the dialect here after your Berlin days! Alan.


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Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
From: Micca
Date: 17 Aug 02 - 05:37 AM

Happy Birthday Joe, from me, and Cat and Firecat who passed you on the train at about Stevenage!!!! and many more...


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Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
From: MudGuard
Date: 17 Aug 02 - 05:41 AM

Hallo Joe,

zum Geburtstag viel Glück!

Andreas/MudGuard


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Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 17 Aug 02 - 06:42 AM

happy birthday Joe -hope to see you face to face in Whitby -I'll be wih the one with a beard, hairy legs and jesus sandalls (oh bugger, that's everybody!!)


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Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
From: Tig
Date: 17 Aug 02 - 07:35 AM

Happy birthday Joe. It was great meeting you last night. You'll get your 'Cat badge at Whitby.

Love'n'hugs, Tigxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


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Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
From: MMario
Date: 17 Aug 02 - 08:40 AM

Knowing how Joe hates these birthday threads - I just won't say anything - but yppaH yadhtriB anyway!


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Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
From: katlaughing
Date: 17 Aug 02 - 08:50 AM

Well I am glad you said it, MMario! Someone has to fill in 'til Spaw gets here!*bg*

Happy Birthday, Joe, nice way to spend it, eh?

luvyakat


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Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
From: skarpi
Date: 17 Aug 02 - 08:57 AM

Happy birthday Joe, and have a fine day. All the best from sun shine in Iceland, Skarpi Iceland.


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Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
From: Mrs Cobble
Date: 17 Aug 02 - 09:27 AM

Happy Birthday Joe.... That birthday cake from the G&D land lady sure looked good..

It was good to meet you, hope you enjoy Whitby.

Best wishes

Brian & Margaret.


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Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
From: Bonnie Shaljean
Date: 17 Aug 02 - 09:35 AM

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Joe
Happy birthday to yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuu

Bonnie xxx


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Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
From: Hippie Chick
Date: 17 Aug 02 - 09:41 AM

yeah....what Bonnie said. HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOE!

hc


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Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
From: van lingle
Date: 17 Aug 02 - 09:48 AM

Thanks for all your help, Joe and a belated happy birthday! vl


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Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
From: catspaw49
Date: 17 Aug 02 - 10:09 AM

Well Joe.......Here it is. Someone has started a birthday thread for you and you hate them. What is there left to say? I know all the messages always say the same thing and you hate that but if I say something different to appease you as I do on most BD threads, then in essence I'm saying the same thing as I always do, so what's the point....which is your point.....which matches the point on your head......the one where hair no longer grows. I see in another thread that Kendall is actually removing his ass in public so maybe that would be a special birthday treat you'd consider for yourself. I dunno' what the point of debutting yourself is, but if it works for Kendall maybe you should give it a try.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
From: Rick Fielding
Date: 17 Aug 02 - 10:14 AM

Oh what to do, what to do!

Not only does Joe hate Birthday threads, but at least once a year he publicly (well on Mudcat, anyway) chastises us for participating in them. Oh, the pressure to conform to his wishes! I really DO try, ya know Joe...I NEVER feed Trolls, I never contribute to Little Hawk's Shatner drivel even though we're practically neighbours.....I never get involved in "Mudcat censored me", or "Max has some s'plainin to do" threads.......I've never even had an argument with McGrath of Harlow (although everyone tells me it's a wonderful experience) and frankly my biggest beef with the Pope is why he doesn't retire and let YOU do all that running around. Hell, you use a microphone much better than him anyway.

So.....no birthday greetings from me. Sorry.

Cheers

Rick (and heather, who also doesn't wish you happy birthday)


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Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
From: Mudlark
Date: 17 Aug 02 - 12:18 PM

Happy UNbirthday, Joe!


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Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
From: GUEST,Ballykia (BallyKissAngel) Winters Wages
Date: 17 Aug 02 - 03:22 PM

Many many more to you Joe. Wish you all the best I am in the hospital..Received my trabsplant. This has been a tough one. Should be getting out soon and will check in morre from home Regards Winters Wages


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Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 17 Aug 02 - 07:09 PM

I still think he's gorgeous....

LTS


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Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
From: SINSULL
Date: 17 Aug 02 - 11:36 PM

I was directed here by Kat who saw Winters Wages' post. Wonderful news, Lloyd. And Joe, out of respect for you, treat this day like any other.
SINS


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Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
From: GUEST,Janie (away from home
Date: 17 Aug 02 - 11:39 PM

Happy, happy that you were born.


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Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
From: The Pooka
Date: 18 Aug 02 - 12:29 AM

Tardy best wishes, Mr. Offer sir. Hey, birthdays can be an embarrassing pain in the arse but having them is better than the alternative, right? Steve Latimer above said "can't imagine the Mudcat without" you; sez I, I think there'd BE no Mudcat without you. (But wot's this catspaw jaw about a point on yer head? Balderdash. :) Thank you for all your help, to me & to us all. Hope your Euro Tour is going wonderfully. Happy however-reluctant Birthday.


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Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
From: Jimmy C
Date: 18 Aug 02 - 01:15 AM

Sincere wishes for a happy birthday Joe, Hope you have many many more.


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Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
From: Ferrara
Date: 18 Aug 02 - 01:44 AM

Oh my goodness, Joe, you mean you're finally turning 39? I'm a wee bit late but Happy Birthday m'dear!

Rita

And, Winters Wages, congratulations, and hang in there. The first year or so after a transplant is often what you might call "interesting times" but for most people, it gets much easier after that. Good luck with it all!

... from Ferrara (who got a heart transplant in October '95 and by now considers herself an expert on interesting times).


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Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
From: gnu
Date: 18 Aug 02 - 06:40 AM

Happy belated Bday Joe !!! I hate Bday threads too. Hehehehe.


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Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
From: GUEST,Brían
Date: 18 Aug 02 - 07:31 AM

Happy Birthday, Joe!

Brían


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Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 18 Aug 02 - 07:51 AM

Ah, but would you hate it more if you DIDN'T have birthday thread posted....

(not that I'm hinting)

LTS


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Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
From: Firecat
Date: 18 Aug 02 - 12:46 PM

Happy Birthday!


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Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
From: Peter Kasin
Date: 18 Aug 02 - 03:08 PM

Dear Joe -

To the man who hates birthday threads. I'll couch this message in a lyric request. Say, Joe, do you know the words to that song that goes "Da-d-dee-daah, doop-doop-da-doooo...." I believe it was sung by the Kentucky Klezmer Ramblers.oh, by the way, happy birthday. Yeah, it was sung in the 1960's, but might date back to 1940.....

Chanteyranger


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Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
From: GUEST,karen k
Date: 19 Aug 02 - 12:02 AM

Happy belated birthday, Joe. Great place you are in to celebrate your birthday. Hope it was a great one. See you at the Getaway.

k


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Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
From: Coyote Breath
Date: 19 Aug 02 - 12:20 AM

well, well! congrats and many more to come or as my daughter recently crooned: Hippo birdy two ewes!

CB


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Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
From: GUEST,Fat B****rd
Date: 19 Aug 02 - 02:20 AM

Happy birthday and many more of'em Mr. Joe


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Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
From: Les from Hull
Date: 19 Aug 02 - 10:16 AM

And he's such a good age, too!


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Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
From: radriano
Date: 19 Aug 02 - 11:48 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Joe.


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Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
From: SharonA
Date: 19 Aug 02 - 12:20 PM

I figure that if Joe really wanted to avoid joining the ranks of the birthday-threaded, he wouldn't have said anything to the Ducks (Geoff and the Missus) about the significance of the date! So, happy belated birthday, Joe, and thanks a million for all you do for us at Mudcat. It's a dirty job, but somebody has to...

(At least being birthday-threaded isn't as much of a public embarrassment as having that repetitive song sung to you, or being made to blow out candles – not that I don't enjoy that stuff, but not everybody appreciates it!)

Many happy returns of the day!
Sharon


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Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
From: Fortunato
Date: 19 Aug 02 - 02:31 PM

Hope you had a fine birthday, Joe. Sounds like a great one; I wouldn't mind a pint at the Green Dragon myself.


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Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
From: CarolC
Date: 19 Aug 02 - 02:41 PM

Happy belated birthday, Joe! Hope it was excellent!


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Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
From: Bill D
Date: 20 Aug 02 - 01:13 PM

well, I know Joe hates the waste of space for trivial things...so I wont post here....


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Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
From: alanww
Date: 21 Aug 02 - 01:49 PM

As I've already sung "Happy Birthday to You" in person, I won't post here and waste space.

Why was he born so beautiful ...
Alan

PS Should we own up and pay the royalties for singing it?


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