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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way From: John O'L Date: 22 Aug 02 - 02:28 AM "Don't play that crap again Sam" - Rick in Casablanca
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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way From: Genie Date: 22 Aug 02 - 12:02 AM Actually, Micca, I remember well the Mad Magazine piece those lines came from, but danged if I can remember the next line! (What year was that? About 1956 or 1957?) And do you happen to have the whole speech? Genie |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way From: Chip2447 Date: 21 Aug 02 - 11:16 PM Defecate, or evacuate the fecal collection recpticle.
If the foo shits.
COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU..."BUBBLES THE BARBARIAN"
My bologna has a first name it's R-A-L-P-H.
Hey mister bodhran man, play a tune for me.
Sunscreen on my shoulders makes me happy.
I'll get you yet, you wascally wombat.
I went down to the four way intersection.
O, brother, you be around heres?
Sixteen tongues and whatta get?
I'm as mad as heck and I'm not going to take it anymore.
Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of pina colada mix Chip2447(trying to stop...)
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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way From: Micca Date: 21 Aug 02 - 09:02 PM Genie!! you know the next bit!!!!:o))))))) |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way From: Benjamin Date: 21 Aug 02 - 08:08 PM London Bridges weren't built very well! To thy own self, lying isn't the best way to go! |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way From: Genie Date: 21 Aug 02 - 07:16 PM Or, "Ich bin ein Weiner!" or "Ich bin ein Frankfurter!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way From: Jim Dixon Date: 21 Aug 02 - 06:32 PM A chain-link fence has come down on Europe. --Winston Churchill I have nothing to offer but various bodily fluids. --Winston Churchill We have nothing to be afraid of but being afraid of stuff. --Franklin Roosevelt Ich bin ein Hamburger! --John F. Kennedy |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way From: GUEST,Just Amy Date: 21 Aug 02 - 06:21 PM These are great!! My poor contributions: Sunshine Keeps Fallin' on my Head I'm a doctor, Jim. Not a transcendental artist. I see a blonde whore and I want to paint her black. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way From: Bill D Date: 21 Aug 02 - 06:00 PM "alimentary, my dear Watson" Dr. Holmes, internal medicine
"The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy god's back"
"Nosuh!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way From: The Walrus Date: 21 Aug 02 - 05:54 PM Never, in the history of hostile military encounters, has such a moral debt been accrued by such a large number of people toward so small a force - W.S. Churchill "Oh bugger!" - G.A.Custer - Little Big Horn Walrus |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way From: katlaughing Date: 21 Aug 02 - 04:09 PM Ding-dong the bitch is dead... At an as yet undetermined point over the multi-hued, spectrumly-correct, all-inclusive curvature in the atmosphere Hello, pitch-black, my old friend |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way From: Genie Date: 21 Aug 02 - 03:55 PM Or how about "Here's looking at you, bi-otch!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way From: Hippie Chick Date: 21 Aug 02 - 03:39 PM "We can rebuild him, we have the baling wire, glue, worry beads and spit." |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way From: GUEST,Don Meixner at work Date: 21 Aug 02 - 03:36 PM Today is the last day of the first part of your life. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way From: MMario Date: 21 Aug 02 - 03:33 PM Gol'darn it Jim! I'm a physician. I should be out playing golf somewhere. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way From: Genie Date: 21 Aug 02 - 03:31 PM "Is that a pin in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?" -- good one, crazy Eddie! ----- ----- Also, how about "A good man is hard to <b>confine</b>"? ----- ----- "Snakoilicinª has been clinically tested.*
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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way From: SharonA Date: 21 Aug 02 - 03:14 PM "He's kicked the bucket, Jim." |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way From: Genie Date: 21 Aug 02 - 03:11 PM "In clinical tests, Crest was unsurpassed in preventing new cavities--no better and no worse than any of the other 200 brands tested." |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way From: SharonA Date: 21 Aug 02 - 03:03 PM "Crest has been shown to keep teeth from rotting, which is good when you brush your teeth with it and go to the dentist too." |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way From: MMario Date: 21 Aug 02 - 02:15 PM "I don't give the ignited posterior of a rodent!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way From: Genie Date: 21 Aug 02 - 01:55 PM "Here's looking at you, Spaw." |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way From: Uncle_DaveO Date: 21 Aug 02 - 01:47 PM "Scintillate, scintillate, apparently Lilliputian orb Interrogatively, I question your constituent elements. Elevated greatly vertically from the Terrestrial sphere Similar to a carbonaceous, isometric, octahedral specimen in the celestial firmament." Dave Oesterreich |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way From: Uncle_DaveO Date: 21 Aug 02 - 01:43 PM "A trio of rodents with defective ocular perception A trio of rodents with defective ocular perception Observe the manner in which they perambulate Observe the manner in which they perambulate The group pursued the agriculturist's spouse Who severed their caudal appendages with an instrument of household cutlery Did you at any prior time perceive an equivalent view in your temporal, earthly existence? A trio of rodents with defective ocular perception. Dave Oesterreich |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way From: MMario Date: 21 Aug 02 - 01:42 PM Romeo- Romeo - Where the HECK are you hiding? Hey - what's that light coming through the glass?
A large shaped portion of heat-coagulated fermented paste of powder made from the embryos of various vegatative organisms; a container of the alcoholic juices derived from vinous fruit, and you. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way From: Micca Date: 21 Aug 02 - 01:28 PM " I am probably not going to follow agricultural employment with Margaret again" " The answer, Comrade, is wafting on the breeze" " Friends, Romans, Hipsters, let me clue you in, we come to put Caeser down ,Not to groove him" " since my love departed, I found a new abode, its round the corner from Kings Cross on Seven Sisters Road" " Last night I dreamed I went to Manchester again" " Well I woke up this morning What a lovely day Well I woke up this morning What a lovely day the little birds were singing and the folks were making hay" |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way From: kendall Date: 21 Aug 02 - 12:31 PM There will aleays be an Old Blighty. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way From: Morticia Date: 21 Aug 02 - 12:24 PM "We'll always have Milton Keynes " "I'll be back....probably around lunchtime, so if you'd pop the kettle on , that would be very nice" |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way From: MMario Date: 21 Aug 02 - 12:16 PM 'to kill a parakeet' 'A long distance traveled under the ocean' 'Ad Luna,Alice, ad Luna!' |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way From: Trevor Date: 21 Aug 02 - 12:00 PM Indicate the way to my abode I'm fatigued and I wish to retire Had alcoholic beverage sixty minutes ago, and it's gone directly to my cranium No matter where I perambulate Over terra, ocean or liquid effervescence You will always hear me crooning this melody Indicate the way to my abode And it fits the tune - just!
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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way From: Trevor Date: 21 Aug 02 - 11:05 AM An inclination of the cranium is equal to the spasmodic movement of a single optic to an equine quadruped that is devoid of its visionary capacity. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way From: GUEST,Fred Miller Date: 21 Aug 02 - 10:54 AM My mother used to have students fill in the blanks of lines from plays they'd read, the favorite response was Hamlet to Gertrude: Go not to mine uncle's bed. Assume a headache if you have one not. And a favorite Lenny Bruce line--There is no free brunch. The best things in life are fried. A good man is hard to define. Mama always said life is like a box of "assorted" cookies, differnt shapes and colors but they all taste the same.
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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way From: SharonA Date: 21 Aug 02 - 10:39 AM "Smith. John Smith." – Agent 007 "I always met a man I liked." – Will Rogers "87 years ago, our people of an earlier period and common heritage produced on this continuous mass of land a novel and unfamiliar community of people composed of several nationalities and possessing a more or less defined territory and government, impregnated in the power to do as one pleases, and devoted to the offer for consideration that all males (and possible females, but let's not push it because I want to be re-elected) are designed and produced identically in value." – Abraham Lincoln |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way From: kendall Date: 21 Aug 02 - 06:36 AM "Oh dear, looks like you are horse fucked man" Wilfred Hyde White to Joseph Cotton in The Third Man. For you non fans of this classic film, Cotton, (Holly Martin) was in Vienna for a job, and when he arrived, his mentor, Harry Lime was reported dead. W.H. White said, "Oh, that is awkward." |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way From: Chip2447 Date: 21 Aug 02 - 06:24 AM Yes, yes I did have sexual relations with that woman, and by the way, I did inhale... |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way From: Trevor Date: 21 Aug 02 - 05:00 AM "Well Tonto, we're surrounded by Commanches, we're out of bullets - it looks like we've come to the end of the line old friend" 'Whaddya mean 'we' ya pale faced bastard.." |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way From: Skipper Jack Date: 21 Aug 02 - 04:49 AM Holy Indians! Look at all them mackeral. Heard at the "Battle of The Big Little Horn" |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way From: GUEST,Crazy Eddie Date: 21 Aug 02 - 04:10 AM Is that a pin in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me? We will fight them amongst the sand-castles.... Frankie & Johnny: He was her man, and not only was he always faithful; he was unfailingly kind, considerate, and sensitive. Your mission Jim, whether you like it or not....
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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way From: Benjamin Date: 21 Aug 02 - 02:32 AM I'd really enjoy being under a salty body of water not big enough to be called an ocean in a place where eight legged freaks grow their plants! Doesn't have the same comercial appeal (though it might have back then, I wasn't yet born)! |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way From: GUEST,Souter Date: 21 Aug 02 - 01:33 AM Propel, propel, propel your craft Gently down the silusion Extaticly, extaticly, extaticly, extaticly, Existence is but a delusion. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way From: katlaughing Date: 21 Aug 02 - 12:33 AM Dddddat's everything, folks! Yabba *Dippity Do! Heigh'o Nickel, Get Going! Say goodnight, Don Juan.. *a hair gel |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way From: Genie Date: 21 Aug 02 - 12:18 AM "As God is my witness, I'll never be sober again!" "I'm as angry as H - E - double hockey sticks, and I do not intend to continue abiding this in the future!" "And, as Tiny Tim observed, 'Bah, humbug!'" "Cher! Cher! Come back, Cher!" "Elvis has eaten the building."
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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way From: DonMeixner Date: 21 Aug 02 - 12:18 AM "I am a cheese danish!" "Well, OKay there , Puritan." "On second thought I'll have a beer, Draft, not bottled." "All right Buddy, where's the Fire?, "In your eyes officer, in your eyes." |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way From: GUEST,Bardford Date: 21 Aug 02 - 12:14 AM Of all the Tim Horton's in all the towns in all the world, she had to walk into mine. (It's a coffee/donut franchise in Canada.) |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way From: GUEST Date: 20 Aug 02 - 11:46 PM I made him an offer and he liked it ok. Go ahead punk, make my lunch. If you build it, people will come from all over and stand in line and pay you money to see it and they will like it and tell all their friends about it. Kaleb |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way From: Wincing Devil Date: 20 Aug 02 - 11:35 PM
*(Not that there's anything wrong with that!)
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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way From: GUEST,Kaleb Date: 20 Aug 02 - 11:33 PM Who was that man with that mask thing covering his eyes?
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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way From: Sorcha Date: 20 Aug 02 - 11:25 PM Oh, funny Jim. Good one! |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way From: Chip2447 Date: 20 Aug 02 - 11:21 PM Looking for Mr. Snickers. They may take our lives, but they will never take our desire to live unoppressed and with equality for all. Alas, poor Bobbit. I knew him, Lorena. Call me Ishtar. I never drink....fermented grape juice. Chip2447(quitting now before this gets waaaay outta control)
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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way From: katlaughing Date: 20 Aug 02 - 10:48 PM I left my heart in that hilly town with cable cars The sun will come out the next day Singing in the precipitation It's another day in the approximately ten block square And, awaaaaay we leave Fiddle dee dee, I'll think about that on the upcoming day I'm ready for my up close and personal, Mr. de Mille! |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if they had said it this way From: michaelr Date: 20 Aug 02 - 10:24 PM The answer, my friend, is blowing like an empty paper bag on the sidewalk... |