BS: Little Hawk!! Thanks for Shatner Book!!!

Subject: Little Hawk!! Thanks for Shatner Book!!!
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 24 Aug 02 - 10:51 AM

George!! It is great!! One can never know too much about the great William Shatner!! I feel that with the addition of this book I did finally "Get a Life"!!

Thanks again. You are a fine ambassador for W.S. Long live and prosper.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk!! Thanks for Shatner Book!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Aug 02 - 12:41 PM

Yeah, Jack, it's a hilarious and wonderful book, all right, and quite moving at times too. I started to really like Bill after reading it. He's got a good sense of humour about himself.

But you have really done it now, Jack (not his real name). You started a thread with the dreaded word "Shatner" in the title.

God knows what will happen...

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk!! Thanks for Shatner Book!!!
From: alanabit
Date: 24 Aug 02 - 01:08 PM

Leave Him in peace. He's resting up for Sunday.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk!! Thanks for Shatner Book!!!
From: khandu
Date: 24 Aug 02 - 01:19 PM

I agree with Jack (not his real name), Little Hawk (Not his real name) is a grand Ambassador of the Great Man, William Shatner(his real name). Ans, alanabit (almost his real name) is correct; He (also not his real name) is at rest for Sunday, because he's not the kind you have to wind up on Sunday!

khandu (My real Mudcat name)

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk!! Thanks for Shatner Book!!!
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 24 Aug 02 - 01:31 PM

I certainly do belive that "He" knows what will happen. However, "we", not being "all knowing" do not know what will happen. but we all know and appreciate a good Shatner thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk!! Thanks for Shatner Book!!!
From: khandu
Date: 24 Aug 02 - 01:42 PM

YAS! AMAN!

khandu

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk!! Thanks for Shatner Book!!!
From: JohnnyBGoode
Date: 24 Aug 02 - 02:17 PM

He wasn't as Shatner as I wanted him to be on the VH1 one-hit wonder show.

But who am I to impose my wishes on Him?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk!! Thanks for Shatner Book!!!
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 24 Aug 02 - 04:25 PM

Shatner is, was, and always will be, Shatner.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk!! Thanks for Shatner Book!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Aug 02 - 05:24 PM

That is so deeply and resonantly true and undeniable that I get goose bumps every time I read it...

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk!! Thanks for Shatner Book!!!
From: Bill D
Date: 24 Aug 02 - 05:30 PM

"Shatner is, was, and always will be, Shatner"

Tautology becomes Doxology

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk!! Thanks for Shatner Book!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Aug 02 - 09:59 PM

Or..."The useless repetition of an identical meaning in different terms becomes a brief formula of praise to a divine being."

"Tautology...having become doxology...becomes verbosity. Fascinating!"

(Spock raises left eyebrow several inches while contemplating the abuses of human language...)

"Well, Mr Spock," says Kirk with a self-deprecating grin, "I think 'divine being' is pushing it...a little. How about just 'darned handsome and definitely in command'?"

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk!! Thanks for Shatner Book!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 25 Aug 02 - 12:10 AM

Oh Shut! Up! You pointy eared pedant! I'm a doctor not a philosopher!

Now where did that mint julip get to?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk!! Thanks for Shatner Book!!!
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 25 Aug 02 - 12:15 AM

A piece of advanced alien technology (called the cookie switcher) transported me to CarolC's body for that last post.

Now that I'm more like myself I would like to point out that the similarities between Shatner and the devine being are purely superficial.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk!! Thanks for Shatner Book!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Aug 02 - 01:45 PM

Well, hey, Jack...millions of dollars are made every day by the superficial in America. In fact, it's the rule...

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk!! Thanks for Shatner Book!!!
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Aug 02 - 01:43 AM

Please post your PM to this thread LM so we can all PM without being ASS-M's (All Shitty Shatner Masters)

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk!! Thanks for Shatner Book!!!
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 29 Aug 02 - 02:07 AM

Could this be any more cryptic?? Say what you mean my friend!

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk!! Thanks for Shatner Book!!! From: GUEST Date: 29-Aug-02 - 01:43 AM

Please post your PM to this thread LM so we can all PM without being ASS-M's (All Shitty Shatner Masters)

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk!! Thanks for Shatner Book!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Aug 02 - 10:36 AM

If he's like a lot of teenage men in this town, he may not even know what he means...

- LH