Lyr ADD: I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore
From: Joe Offer
Date: 26 Apr 18 - 09:06 PM

Sometimes, I wish Kendall would stop bringing up the image of himself naked.....
It pains the imagination.

;-)

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore
From: kendall
Date: 26 Apr 18 - 06:48 PM

Everything is relevant; to a germ, good health is a form of sickness.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore
From: Jim I
Date: 20 Sep 06 - 06:20 PM

Maybe it should be sung in conjunction with this one?

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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 20 Sep 06 - 06:02 PM

Larry Java, who hosts the country music jam at Log Cabin Hollow Resort, near Webster, Wisconsin, every Friday and Saturday night through the summer, has been singing this song regularly lately.

That's him in the yellow shirt in the background in the bottom picture, and in the red shirt and jean jacket in the picture just above it.

I don't know his exact age, but I'd guess 70+. He's pretty trim. I've heard his female fans say, it's a good song, but it's not true!

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Dont look good naked anymore
From: wysiwyg
Date: 20 Sep 06 - 07:54 AM

Don't look good naked anymore?

That's OK--

'Tain't no sin to take off your skin, and dance around in your bones.

~S~

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Dont look good naked anymore
From: GUEST,micca at work
Date: 20 Sep 06 - 03:50 AM

Sic Transit Gloria Mundi

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Dont look good naked anymore
From: Joe Offer
Date: 20 Sep 06 - 02:41 AM

Some Spamster refreshed this thread, so I deleted his message and sent him off to NeverNeverLand. Why is it, though, that I think of Kendall every time I hear mention of this song? It may forever be associated with him. Maybe it should be his theme song. Hope had "Thanks for the Memories." Dinah Shore had "See the USA in YOur Chevrolet." Dean Martin had "Memories Are Made of This." Tennessee Ernie Ford had "Sixteen Tons."
And Kendall Morse has "I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore."
-Joe-

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Dont look good naked anymore
From: GUEST,Bill Kennedy
Date: 23 Oct 02 - 02:07 PM

not because every story needs a happy ending, and with respect to Sheb Wooley, here's a last verse:

Mona, she's still hot to me, though somewhat rearranged,
Now we've figured a solution to get us through this change,
Everything we were's still there, not where it was, and more,
But we hide each other's glasses, and look good naked as before.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Dont look good naked anymore
From: kendall
Date: 23 Oct 02 - 12:56 PM

My good friend, Smokey Green, recorded this gem on Pine Castle Records.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Dont look good naked anymore
From: 53
Date: 23 Oct 02 - 09:01 AM

This one is new to me.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Dont look good naked anymore
From: Charley Noble
Date: 23 Oct 02 - 09:00 AM

You'll just have to invite the good Captain to come out and expose this song. Try money, although I understand he's also partial to llmas.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Dont look good naked anymore
From: EBarnacle1
Date: 22 Oct 02 - 02:38 PM

It is said that the mind is the second thing to go.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Dont look good naked anymore
From: GUEST,trvlnmn
Date: 22 Oct 02 - 12:51 PM

Gave these words to a friend who is a banjo player. he was wondering if I could get the music. I am not a musician but am wondering if it available somewhere for him.
Thanks for any and all help

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore
From: euclid
Date: 28 Aug 02 - 05:14 PM

I agree with Dani!

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore
From: GUEST,Dani
Date: 27 Aug 02 - 05:24 PM

You haven't enjoyed it 'til you've heard our own Kendall sing it!

Dani

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore
From:
Date: 26 Aug 02 - 10:09 PM

Thanks for the speedy reply!!

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore
From: Pene Azul
Date: 26 Aug 02 - 09:58 PM

"I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore" is here in the Forum.

Jeff

Subject: I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore
From:
Date: 26 Aug 02 - 09:54 PM

I heard this sung at an 'old time fiddlers' convention in Idaho. Would love to get the wirds. Any help is greatly appreciated.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Dont look good naked anymore
From: Lin in Kansas
Date: 27 Oct 01 - 11:45 PM

Please someon tell me they have a midi or ABC for this????

I've Googled 'til I'm cross-eyed, and can't find one on the Web--help?

Lin

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Dont look good naked anymore
From: kendall
Date: 26 Oct 01 - 07:41 PM

First off, it is not mine. It waqs written by Sheb Wooley (Rawhide) (Purple People Eater) and bad guy in High Noon. Secondly, I always share what I have discovered because I'm always learning new ones. And, no, Charlie, that's the way I learned it, and it's all there.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Dont look good naked anymore
From: Charley Noble
Date: 26 Oct 01 - 04:57 PM

Kendall, are there a couple of lines missing from the 3rd verse?

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Dont look good naked anymore
From: Kim C
Date: 26 Oct 01 - 01:53 PM

heehee! I never heard that one before. :-D

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Dont look good naked anymore
From: GUEST,Uncle Jaque
Date: 26 Oct 01 - 11:04 AM

Much obliged, Captain! One of my favorites, too!

As soon as i get the chords figgered out, I'll have a go at it. Isn't that an old C&W tune? Jimmy Rodgers or Hank Williams, perhaps?

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Dont look good naked anymore
From: GutBucketeer
Date: 26 Oct 01 - 10:14 AM

Kendall:

Thank you, Thank you, Thank you!

JAB

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Dont look good naked anymore
From: Charley Noble
Date: 26 Oct 01 - 09:37 AM

Generous of you to post this, Kendall. I can hear a thousand keyboards clicking away as Mudcatters copy and past those all too graphic lyrics into their file folders.;-)

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Dont look good naked anymore
From: bigchuck
Date: 26 Oct 01 - 07:17 AM

Thanks for the lyrics Kendall. Another great song to borrow.
Sandy

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Dont look good naked anymore
From: Night Owl
Date: 26 Oct 01 - 02:18 AM

just thought the same here ww.....thread name game......"I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore/Last Chance for Calendar Photos". Thanks for posting the lyrics from here too Kendall

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Dont look good naked anymore
From: WyoWoman
Date: 25 Oct 01 - 11:21 PM

Should this link to the Mudcat Nekkid Calendar thread?

ww

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Dont look good naked anymore
From: Midchuck
Date: 25 Oct 01 - 02:53 PM

Tell us something we don't know!

Peter.

P. S. me neither.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Dont look good naked anymore
From: MMario
Date: 25 Oct 01 - 01:48 PM

I've been meaning to ask you to post them for a while - but kept forgetting.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Dont look good naked anymore
From: kendall
Date: 25 Oct 01 - 01:45 PM

Gutbucketeer asked me to post them.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Dont look good naked anymore
From: MMario
Date: 25 Oct 01 - 01:04 PM

Thanx Kendall.

Subject: Lyr Add: I JUST DON'T LOOK GOOD NAKED ANYMORE
From: kendall
Date: 25 Oct 01 - 01:01 PM

I JUST DON'T LOOK GOOD NAKED ANYMORE
Sheb Wooley, Richard Dean Feller

I stepped out of the shower and caught a glimpse of myself:
Bald headed, pot bellied. I thought it was somebody else.
Got a look at myself in the mirror on the bathroom door.
I just don't look good naked anymore.

I went upstairs, turned the mirror to the bathroom wall.
I hung it there when I was trim and tall.
I used to grin and flex and strut 'til my arms got sore,
But I just don't look good naked anymore.

I used to go out with the girls. I loved them, one and all.
Now, they don't get too close to me, afraid that I might fall.

I went to my doctor for my annual medical exam,
Standing there in the buff, when, suddenly, he said, "Man!"
I said, "What is it doc? Some fatal disease? I gotta know the score."
"No, you just don't look good naked anymore."

Mona and me we had a dancing style; folks said it was unique.
Now, it's only when we're back to back, we're dancing cheek to cheek.

I went to that nude beach to have a little seaside fun,
Stretched out in my birthday suit, soaking up the sun.
Someone said, "There's an old white whale, washed up on the shore!"
I just don't look good naked anymore.

My arches fell, my waist went to hell, my butt drags on the floor,
I just don't look good naked anymore.

K.M.