punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday

Subject: punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 28 Aug 02 - 04:32 AM

yes folks it's that time of the month again!!!!!!

Time to see a good (if alternative) curtain raiser to all that shantying.

we stsrt at the usual time of 9pm.this friday. all welcome and its freeeee!

Line up is:

Me,ossonflags ,the soooooooooooooo coooooooooool lead singer and bodhran

The winsome Deanmeister, backing vocals and guitar.

The very comely Thighs Oakley,fiddle and mandolin.

The handsome and talented Andy Watson,accordian

Hope to see you all there,especially intrested spectator

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 28 Aug 02 - 05:06 AM

Noooooooooooooooooo!!! Specky is barred. She dun a runner wiv that dastardly smallpiper so I don't want to know anymore. I now have the world dummy spitting record!

After a long weekend of musical frivolity, it will be nice to return home to Durty Nellies and have a fine evening of Guinness inspired antics. Following last months cross dressing antics, I am thinking of coming in my Spider Man suit. I think Dave should wear the purple Helmet outfit, and I believe Andy Watson would look very fetching as Kermit the Frog.....(it's not easy, being green....)

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 28 Aug 02 - 05:12 AM

Incidentally, could not make the Hase last night. Drank too much bear9 at tea time, then got lost amongst movies, beer tins and cold Pizza. Driving to Hessle was, Frankly, not an option...ooops. Is the Goxhill session on tonight, and if so, who's going? May be tempted to put in an appearance.

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday
From: smallpiper
Date: 28 Aug 02 - 05:53 AM

Yep Goxhill is on tonight dunno who's going I might, Gordon and the ever luvaly Sue might and possibly Nikki too from northus bankus plus the usual crew from the southus bankus. The Hase was very quiet last night but enjoyable all the same.

But Deanie boy you do know who Specky is.......... :-)

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 28 Aug 02 - 06:52 AM

Not saying, Johnny-boy!

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday
From: smallpiper
Date: 28 Aug 02 - 06:59 AM

so thats a no then!

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday
From: specky
Date: 28 Aug 02 - 09:35 AM

now now boys behave..................cant be there friday anyway another social engagement sighhhhhhhhhhhhh............will miss the coooooooolestttttttttt singer again but next time maybe.....sooooooooo deany boy how u diddling........and to you smallpiper u 2 clever 4 ur own good ,,,,,,,,,,,:-) see u all soon good luck on friday boys...........and deany WHERE was the hunneyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday
From: ossonflags
Date: 28 Aug 02 - 09:42 AM

With all this cross dressing it makes me wonder what I should go as, and if you say as an angler oakiepoos, you and I shall fall out!!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday
From: smallpiper
Date: 28 Aug 02 - 09:46 AM

Specky ;-) indeed

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday
From: specky
Date: 28 Aug 02 - 09:54 AM

hehehe u should go as an artiste ossonflags as befits ur station as a cool singer.

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday
From: specky
Date: 28 Aug 02 - 09:55 AM

so deany boy got the dummy spitting record smallpiper what a surprise?

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday
From: GUEST,Oakley
Date: 28 Aug 02 - 12:27 PM

I think, Ossonflags, that you should present yourself dressed as an..........angler.

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday
From: smallpiper
Date: 28 Aug 02 - 12:41 PM

Oh yes he got the dummy spitting record alright the world record at that!

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 29 Aug 02 - 04:04 AM

Big ten four on the dummy spitting!!!!!!!

Specky, I love you baby.At last some one has shown some appreciation of my worth as an artiste,unlike the now fallen out with fiddle playing self promoter who shall remain nameless,but you know who I mean!!!!!!

Angler forsooth!!!!!

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday
From: specky
Date: 29 Aug 02 - 05:00 AM

no taste some people ossonflags have they.....maybe they jealous of u? trying to get u to dress up silly to take the spotlight off u and put it on them..well boys i dont think so!!!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 29 Aug 02 - 05:11 AM

Mick.....watch out........!!!! She's after you now..!! Run like the wind, dear fellow, it's not too late to escape!

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 29 Aug 02 - 08:45 AM

thank you fine perceptive specky.

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 29 Aug 02 - 11:45 AM

And Specky, I reserve the hunnnneeeeeey for special occasions......x Since you now seem to be chattin up ossonflags, I suspect u may never be aquainted with my hunnnnnneeeeeeee or peacock feathers!! Missed your chance, babe........

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday
From: specky
Date: 29 Aug 02 - 11:47 AM

darn it i only wanted ossonflags for his cool voice.ah well c'est la vie

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday
From: Noreen
Date: 29 Aug 02 - 01:24 PM

Hmmm... I may pop my head round the door of Durty Nellie's on Friday, after finding Les and the fragrant one across in the Black Boy.

I'm still not sure whether all these characters are a product of Garfield the Skipjack's vivid imagination...

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday
From: smallpiper
Date: 29 Aug 02 - 01:48 PM

who knows!! so you've abandoned me specky you fickle thing you!!!! ;-)

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday
From: specky
Date: 29 Aug 02 - 03:42 PM

NO never smallpiper

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday
From: smallpiper
Date: 29 Aug 02 - 04:16 PM

Ah how sweet life is...................

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 29 Aug 02 - 05:23 PM

I'm going off you rapidly, piper dude.

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday
From: smallpiper
Date: 29 Aug 02 - 07:12 PM

hey I love you too deanie boy ;-)

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday
From: GUEST,Ms. Penelope Rutledge
Date: 29 Aug 02 - 08:53 PM

Well! I am appalled and disgusted to see that this "Punch the Horse" rubbish is still being foisted on the Mudcat Cafe. It's an outrage. I thought that if decent people showed you just what they thought about it be giving you an extended silent treatment, you would stop doing it and go away. Apparently I was wrong.

I have tried to divine, by reading the absurd ramblings on this thread and its predecessors (the ravings of drug-addled and immature minds, obviously) just what in the world you people are trying to say or do, but at length I realized that that was a futile hope on my part. Most of the time you are incoherent, and the rest of the time you are just silly.

Silliness is simply not tolerated in my household, nor is it tolerated in Twillingsgate, and it should not be tolerated here. No indeed.

It's a pity that your mothers did not instill in you some sense of decorum and respect for the finer things, but alas, they did not, that is abundantly plain to see!

I am trying to imagine what you must look like...a raffish lot, I'm sure, with names like Ossonflags, Pinkie, Specky, the Deanmeister, and so on. You sound like a group of unwashed and shiftless punks from one of those dreadful gangster movies, gathering to count up your illgotten gains.

I grow pale just thinking about it. Something must be done to curb this sort of nonsense, and I assure you I am working on a solution which will end it once and for all.

Ms. Penelope Rutledge

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 30 Aug 02 - 03:35 AM

come, come, Ms. routledge,your thinly disguised ramblings have all the hallmarks of a fiddle playing dairy farmer from south ferriby,us Horse Punchers are not as easilly fooled as that!! come out from behind that fresian oakley!!!

No, Norreen we are real,if you come to nellies you will see us all in the flesh,and in some cases a lot of flesh,oakleys thighs spring to mind.

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday
From: specky
Date: 30 Aug 02 - 04:10 AM

appalled? disgusted? oh my well hyacinth my dear i am not a punk neither am i drug addled.........not that i have to make any excuses to anyone but i do have a job that requires me to be serious and professional, i come to this thread to talk to friends and unwind i leave my work at work and do not judge others by things they do and say without knowing them personally. if it bothers u so much why do u keep coming back to this thread??????????? get a life and let us live our own lives. immature? seems to me thats u as u object to our "ramblings" sounds like some 5 year olds i know who spit dummies out "literally" when they dont like something "adults" do??? but anyway thank you for your kind comments and have a nice day..... xxxxxxxxxx p.s. the solution...........dont read the PTH threads :-)

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday
From: specky
Date: 30 Aug 02 - 04:13 AM

and if it is oakley well next time i see u in that suit beware!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.................

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday
From: GUEST,Oakley
Date: 30 Aug 02 - 04:14 AM

I am on the next bus to Twillingsgate with a dreamy look in my good eye. I bet she's pretty as well.

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday
From: specky
Date: 30 Aug 02 - 04:21 AM

you turncoat........

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday
From: smallpiper
Date: 30 Aug 02 - 04:58 AM

Dear Ms Rutledge

You've forgotten to take your pills again havn't you? I told you what would happen if you forgot again. I am sorry to have to inform you that the bouys in the white coats will be coming for you very soon (possibly along with the anti terrorist squad of the Humberside Police undercover whistle division) so no hiding behind friesians.

regards Dr John

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday
From: GUEST,Oakley
Date: 30 Aug 02 - 05:05 AM

You leave her alone, smallpliers. I love her just the way she is. There is problem with transport links from Scunthorpe to Twillinsgate. I have been advised to get the National Express coach to Victoria and ask from there about connections to my spiritual home - Twillingsgate. There was a bit of a to-do in the booking office, but I gave as good as I got. Victoria here I come!

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 30 Aug 02 - 05:07 AM

Morning people! Ms. Rutledge been on one again? I suspect brother Oakley myself. Has Andy got his Kermit suit yet I wonder?

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday
From: smallpiper
Date: 30 Aug 02 - 05:12 AM

Nah Oakers you got it wrong mate try the boattrain to Dublin then the bus to victoria and ask at the news stand they'll direct you

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday
From: Bassic
Date: 30 Aug 02 - 05:25 AM

No no no oh master of the swoopy fiddle, Its quite simple really. Just go to platform 13 and a 1/2. Aim your purple helmit at the brick wall, and run like hell!!!!! You will be in Twillinsgate and in the arms of the one you love in the blink of an eye! Bon voyage..

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday
From: Bassic
Date: 30 Aug 02 - 05:27 AM

Ooooch!!!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 30 Aug 02 - 05:31 AM

Hey, Bassic, u up for Lund expedition tomorrow?

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday
From: Bassic
Date: 30 Aug 02 - 05:34 AM

S`possible, will ring you when I have checked a few things.

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 30 Aug 02 - 05:43 AM

Gordon, it appears that Brother Oakley may not be gracing us with his presence. This leave Smallpiper, Nik Nak, possibly Sue, you, and myself. Let me know asap please. Or speak John. Cheers mate.

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday
From: GUEST,Oakley
Date: 30 Aug 02 - 05:53 AM

I can almost smell her stern cardigan and tweed skirt.

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday
From: smallpiper
Date: 30 Aug 02 - 06:28 AM

steady boy steady...........

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 30 Aug 02 - 10:08 AM

Oh man...Cardigan and tweed skirt????? Think I'll give Twillingsgate a miss, chaps. (that being the cross-gender, asexual, non-sexist sort of chaps, just in case Brid Widder is lurking about, waiting to give me another bollocking....)

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday
From: specky
Date: 30 Aug 02 - 10:20 AM

u in a dress again deany boy???????????????/

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Aug 02 - 10:42 AM

Has anyone seen me Ferkin? Blast! Where's 'e got to? Bloody 'ell!

- LH

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday
From: smallpiper
Date: 30 Aug 02 - 07:49 PM

And what a splendid night it was too. Lots of Guinless (not for me, I was driving, although I confess to having one) lots of people enjoying themselves and this rather good band pumping out the music. It was hot - my gawd I even had a couple of dances! Frightening stuff

Oh and not a tweed skirt or cardy in sight!

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday
From: dodgy bird
Date: 30 Aug 02 - 08:16 PM

so pray tell did oaklet have his thighs on show and was watson causing a stir in his kermit ensemble

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday
From: Oaklet
Date: 30 Aug 02 - 08:32 PM

Nothing sartorially untoward; except the Compleat Ossonflags resplendent in a keep net and waders. Met the charming Sireenand solved the riddle of the absence of jOhn. Something to do with cashflow and a difference of opinion with Kingston Interactive Telecom. The boy was exhibiting challenging behaviour having has ample bear9. Monday sees his return to the fold, so Ms Penelope Rutledge will probably have to vent her spleen on Tuesday.

My trip to Twillingsgate was a puzzle. Another argument and I found myself in East London at the southern equivalent to the Depp9. Except the exhibits were slightly more processed. The guides were reassuringly more visible, and dressed in white coats and wellies. But they had little time to explain the exhibits and often became rude. Particularly one who (as an affectation) insisted on pushing a wheeled contraption full of dead fis9. They really should do something about the mortality rate; Hull's deppO is nothing like this, but the queues are shorter in London.

Anyway, an argument ensued about his reluctance to admit to knowing my beloved Ms Penelope Rutlidge and I was asked to leave. I will not give up. This is a quest driven by yearning.

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Aug 02 - 11:04 PM

So, Oakley, where exactly is Twillingsgate? It must be a very quaint place, I would think.

- LH

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies ,friday
From: smallpiper
Date: 31 Aug 02 - 05:06 AM

sssssshhhhhhhhhhhh he dosn't actually know but we keep sending him off in all kinds of different directions to find it! Well it keeps him busy, bless him, he's such a lost lil'soul (awwww).