BS: Funny SMSes needed

Subject: RE: BS: Funny SMSes needed
From: Allan Dennehy
Date: 08 Sep 02 - 06:07 PM

I met the slanderer today for a couple of jars and the hurling final. I told him how my girlfriend nearly wet herself laughing and he was delighted of course. I'll get him with something else another time.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny SMSes needed
From: Banjer
Date: 08 Sep 02 - 06:34 AM

Or how about...'Step out of the mirrored room and try again'

Subject: RE: BS: Funny SMSes needed
From: smallpiper
Date: 08 Sep 02 - 05:12 AM

Had you been quicker you could have said "at least it was his own ass!"

Subject: RE: BS: Funny SMSes needed
From: kendall
Date: 07 Sep 02 - 07:31 PM

I heard a guitar picker say to another picker in a jam session, "You are so lost, your picture should be on a milk carton. If I give you my watch, will it help your timing"?

Subject: RE: BS: Funny SMSes needed
From: Allan Dennehy
Date: 07 Sep 02 - 07:14 PM

Thanks Cat, he's a good friend so I want to hurt him real bad!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny SMSes needed
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 07 Sep 02 - 06:32 PM

Maybe GUEST should identify themselves and then I would perhaps take time to PM them. Some of us are not to keen on putting smut on the mudcat. I agree that we are all adults here but I wouldn't want to offend anyone here.

Alan, hope you have fun trying to think of something to text your friend back with!!

Cat

Subject: RE: BS: Funny SMSes needed
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Sep 02 - 05:48 PM

Allan,

Please explain how and when my spelling has been 'slow'

Thank you

'Jerkin'? Yeah, right....

Subject: RE: BS: Funny SMSes needed
From: Allan Dennehy
Date: 07 Sep 02 - 05:42 PM

Sounds like our guest took a 5 minute break from his jerkin off. (I'm guessing he's a slow speller)

Subject: RE: BS: Funny SMSes needed
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Sep 02 - 05:35 PM

Allan,

The fact that you appear unable to think of a decent response for yourself, suggests that your friends' description of you as a monkey, has some validity

Subject: RE: BS: Funny SMSes needed
From: Allan Dennehy
Date: 07 Sep 02 - 05:30 PM

Thanks Cat for the time you took. However what I'm really looking for is something insulting to hurl back in the face of my friend. Something to avenge the cruel slander he bestowed upon me. (grin) Any takers out there?

Subject: RE: BS: Funny SMSes needed
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Sep 02 - 05:13 PM

catsPHiddle,

I don't really understand your "the ones that have been sent to me are rude and can't be put on a family forum like this"

We're pretty much all adults here. Try entering 'fuck' into the DT search or take a look at Incest

Not too prudish around here.

Would like to hear your 'rude' SMSs

Subject: RE: BS: Funny SMSes needed
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 07 Sep 02 - 03:59 PM

Allan sent you a PM with the sms as I couldn't get my email to send to yours!!

Have fun

Cat

Subject: RE: BS: Funny SMSes needed
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 07 Sep 02 - 03:30 PM

No can do all the ones that have been sent to me are rude and can't be put on a family forum like this!!! However PM me and I can send you them!!!

Cat

Subject: RE: BS: Funny SMSes needed
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Sep 02 - 03:20 PM

SMS = Short Message Service (a mobile/cellphone way of sending text messages)

Sorru Allan, but if you found that funny, I don't think that I'd be able to help...

Subject: RE: BS: Funny SMSes needed
From: wysiwyg
Date: 07 Sep 02 - 02:57 PM

SMS?

~S~

Subject: Funny SMSes needed
From: Allan Dennehy
Date: 07 Sep 02 - 02:27 PM

One of my friends just sent me the following SMS: Just met your double. I swear I thought it was you. I even shouted your name. But he just ignored me and carried on poking his finger up his ass and eating his banana!

I want revenge and I want it now. Anyone else got any funny ones?