Nellies Session to be moved

Subject: RE: Nellies Session to be moved
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 03 Oct 02 - 02:03 AM

I reckon "NICE MORNINg", is sume kind of code, it probably means do you want to buy sume drugs, or sumething.john

Subject: RE: Nellies Session to be moved
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 02 Oct 02 - 04:03 AM

Lmfao!!!

Subject: RE: Nellies Session to be moved
From: smallpiper
Date: 01 Oct 02 - 09:21 PM

ROTFL

Subject: RE: Nellies Session to be moved
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Oct 02 - 09:17 PM

If it was such a "Nice mornib=ng" as she alleges, then why was she wearing a big wully hat?

Subject: RE: Nellies Session to be moved
From: GUEST,Oakley
Date: 30 Sep 02 - 11:17 AM

jOhn, your letter to Nelly's will certainly put the 'Cat amongst the pidgins. Please share the reply with us9.

Subject: RE: Nellies Session to be moved
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 30 Sep 02 - 05:47 AM

here is a good wibsite for people who like to save money on there shopping, www.priceoffers.co.uk, they go to all the supermarkets and see witch ones have got the best speshul offers, they have got a serch thing as well, weere you can enter the stuff you want to buy, and they tell you the cheepest shop tio buy it at, but you have to spell it right or it dosent work, the best thing to do is take the things out of the cupburd and copy the spelling, but i suppose if you have run out you would be nackered then, always keep one of each item for spelling perposes.john PS Oaklet and all other local people , if you want a paying gig , then see the thread called, "Does any local people want a gig".john

Subject: RE: Nellies Session to be moved
From: GUEST,Oakley
Date: 30 Sep 02 - 05:38 AM

Just keep us posted, jOhn.

Subject: RE: Nellies Session to be moved
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 30 Sep 02 - 05:29 AM

Well I have just been to the post office or, whatever they are called nowadays, to see how much it would be for a stamp. She said whitch one do you want? I said I dont want any yet, i need to know how much it is first, she said they are 27p! I thought i am not paying that kind of money , that is nearly 6 shillings in old muney! There was a big gang of pension women having sume kind of meeting there, I overhheard one of them say to the other " Did you know that Walter from number 37 has got Parkinson's?" I was wondering which one of Parkinson's posessions that "Walter" has got,, whatever it is, i hope he gives it back soon, then she said to me, or rather she shouted "NICE MORNING!" 9I think she was taking the piss) i get told it is 27p for a stamp, and she thinks its a nice morning! I can remember when they were 7p and 9p for first class, and its not all that long ago, so I just ignored her.As I was leaving, one of her friends said " Hmmm, Strange bloke!" I don't know wether she was taliking about Walter or Parkinson, but I am not going back there again.then i went to the co-op shop, i have started going there now because Jacksons is to eckspensive, i got 2 spotted ducks for price of one, and 2 family bags of crips for 1pound, and some sqaure bread but i cant remember how mutch that was.

Subject: RE: Nellies Session to be moved
From: GUEST,Oakley
Date: 30 Sep 02 - 04:19 AM

A fine sentiment, jOhn. Dogs not only repel buglers, they are very good at keeping melodeoeoooeoeonsists at bay.

Subject: RE: Nellies Session to be moved
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 30 Sep 02 - 03:15 AM

thanks oaklet, i will add a bit as well=
PS.Nellies woman, i herd yoo dont like rogers dog as well, this is very bad and it soounds to me like yoo are a right trubble maker and not a good person to have a pub, if you have a pub you should be nice to people 9and there petes) dogs are good, because they frighten the buglers away.9end of letter) I will print it and send it, or i might put it through the letter box when i go to see John8 9Harpmaker) tommorow, it wiill save me paying for a stamp.john it is good to save muney if you can.john

Subject: RE: Nellies Session to be moved
From: Oaklet
Date: 30 Sep 02 - 03:03 AM

A splendid letter, jOhn.

Subject: RE: Nellies Session to be moved
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 30 Sep 02 - 02:23 AM

refresh 9to let people know that the nellies session is at the sun now)
PS.As suggested by oAklet, I am more than happy to write a letter to the new licensee of nellies, here is a draught copy
Dear Mrs9 or Miss) Nellie
I have red on madcat that yoo kicked Peats kids out of yoor pub, this is very bad of yoo, and all the music peepol are going to a different pub now, and some of them are going to put sprouts on your winnder sill, and it serves you right, i think yoo shuld apopolise to Peat, 9he is the tall one with the gitar) so yoo cant say yoo dont know hoo he is, and if you dont , then you should bugger off back to Lincoln where yoo came from, and stop making trouble in our local pubs, this is a decent town and a local pub, you obviously dont understand our local ways. Yoors pissed offly jOhn from Hull
What yoo think, is it a good letter?
I found out she is called Anna, and was at The Cornhill Vaults in Lincoln, but it closed, she she went to Nellies, ps, Hase womean is called Jane.When i win the lottery i going to buy a big pub, and tell music people to go there , and i give free bears to all mudcat people.john

Subject: RE: Nellies Session to be moved
From: smallpiper
Date: 20 Sep 02 - 03:01 PM

Check your PM's specky dear heart xxxx

Subject: RE: Nellies Session to be moved
From: specky
Date: 19 Sep 02 - 03:42 PM

smallpiper we still got a date for 28th sept? if so oddies at 7.30 where we will be picked up and transported in style to durty nellies in hull?????????????where we shall cast our eyes aon the cooooooooooolest singer in town.....oakley 9NOT SURE IF THIS IS A SUITABLE NAME9............. deany boy doing his usual acrobatics....and the other chappy the quiet one with the acordian let me know please sweetie ...........xxxx

Subject: RE: Nellies Session to be moved
From: Abuwood
Date: 19 Sep 02 - 12:52 PM

Thanks for the info Les, I'll get in touch if we have a chance of getting there. Cheers Alison PS does anyone know how the shop thingy got on to my post, I did not put it there?

Subject: RE: Nellies Session to be moved
From: smallpiper
Date: 19 Sep 02 - 07:18 AM

Be consistant, Oakrot, is it 9beers9 or 9 bears9?

Subject: RE: Nellies Session to be moved
From: GUEST,Oakley
Date: 19 Sep 02 - 05:38 AM

Hi Dodgy. I am confused again, could you please clarify. Do you mean 9 beers or 9beers? If it is 9 beers, you should have put 9beers9 or if you meant 9beers, it should have been 9bears9. Or 9bears99. 8Also, of the 9bears (or 9beers9 (or 9bears99)), are they really available at all times? Can I come at 9three o'clock in the morning and get shit-faced? Does one have to book, or mutter a secret code through a flap in a door, meeting the eyes of a furtive stranger lurking in your back passage?

Subject: RE: Nellies Session to be moved
From: dodgy bird
Date: 18 Sep 02 - 07:51 PM

the sun in is the oldest pub in beverley dating from 1530 and it lends its self beautifully to the new home of the monthly session it has 9 beers available at all times and one of the nicest members of staff you could ever wish to meet (have lost the ability to spell courteous) i will see you all there

Subject: RE: Nellies Session to be moved
From: Les from Hull
Date: 18 Sep 02 - 02:06 PM

Alice - the Sun is really near the Minster (East End) and Steve has about 7 hand pumps, so there's always a good choice of bear available. And, unlike Nellies, you can get spirits that you've actually heard of, including Black Bush. It's the first Sunday of the month about 2pm (except when it isn't).

Les

Subject: RE: Nellies Session to be moved
From: Abuwood
Date: 18 Sep 02 - 12:55 PM

This thread is really upsetting, I was so looking forward to getting to a session in that fabulous pub one of these days. But to have such a place spoilt by a frosty landlady is awful, I hope she don't have plans to redecorate the place too. Let me know where the Sun is please and what beer for Steve and what days as I/we may be up and down to Hull again soon.

Subject: RE: Nellies Session to be moved
From: ET
Date: 18 Sep 02 - 12:32 PM

I am worried about Mr Oakley. Is he some sort of vegitarian arsonist burning curtains and abandoning innocent sprouts in toilets. Is this on the floor or in the bowl? And last night he played with a fiddle adorned with a pornbrokers ticket. Yes I mean pornbroker, not pawnbroker.

Subject: RE: Nellies Session to be moved
From: Oaklet
Date: 18 Sep 02 - 07:38 AM

No, he normally takes a long time....

Subject: RE: Nellies Session to be moved
From: specky
Date: 18 Sep 02 - 06:30 AM

not like u to be hasty deany :-) xx

Subject: RE: Nellies Session to be moved
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 18 Sep 02 - 05:42 AM

H-of-H, thank you. My reply was perhaps a little hasty, and fuelled by more than a few bear9's.

Subject: RE: Nellies Session to be moved
From: ossonflags
Date: 18 Sep 02 - 05:41 AM

I think the decision to move and the venue is now firmly established,aint it? If so let us get on with it.

Subject: RE: Nellies Session to be moved
From: smallpiper
Date: 18 Sep 02 - 05:37 AM

I niver said it was woodworm bouy!

Subject: RE: Nellies Session to be moved
From: GUEST,Oakley
Date: 18 Sep 02 - 05:30 AM

Stoolswiper; That wasn't me doing the Harrogate.

Subject: RE: Nellies Session to be moved
From: smallpiper
Date: 18 Sep 02 - 05:01 AM

Hey oaksterien will you stop this cross dressing nonsense!

Subject: RE: Nellies Session to be moved
From: GUEST,Even More Horrified of Harrogate
Date: 18 Sep 02 - 04:17 AM

My word, do you not recognise when a tongue is firmly inplanted in a cheek. I have not yet managed to get to a session in Beverley so do not know your good selves, the landlady or the establishment. What I do recognise however is the possibility of a good tried and tested venue, good cheap beer, good crowd of people, having a good time, coming to a premature end. It may be possible that a quiet, diplomatic, word in the landladies shell-like explaining gently what the "folk music" world is all about, of how it embraces and encourages people of all ages and abilities including children to participate in a convivial gathering. You may tell me that this has already been attempted, in which case sadly it may be time to move on, but many your threads would indicate that you do not truly wish to do so. Perhaps another effort with the landlady may be in order. I did not intend to offend anyone, and trust that your responses like my initial thread had tongues thrust into the sides of faces.

Subject: RE: Nellies Session to be moved
From: Oaklet
Date: 18 Sep 02 - 03:14 AM

Eric, yes, but out of the 21 players, 20 were naked bassoonists. I have decided to leave a sprout in the gents toilet every time I visit Nelly's and the Hase in honour of the music that used to reverberate there. I think the Jug at Chapel Haddlesey and the Tilted Barrel in Waltham might qualify to be sprouted. Any others?

Subject: RE: Nellies Session to be moved
From: ET
Date: 18 Sep 02 - 02:59 AM

Taking a view from space as it were, Nellies has three problems - 1. room too small, 2 that guy in a fiesta with the windows open playing boom boom on his sterio who drives round and round till he stops outside the window and 3. Lady Penelope. The Sun is a great venue but has much on on Sundays and serves meals, including I believe, chip butties, or whatever it is you earthlings eat.

Mariners looks like a good bet. I think a supportive landlord makes all the difference. Incidentally great session at the Sloop last night with 21 players at one time!

Subject: RE: Nellies Session to be moved
From: Oaklet
Date: 17 Sep 02 - 07:53 PM

Peter, I think it was me with the small snot-dribble problem, sorry for letting you down. I think I am going to fall in love again with H of H - as you know, I am a sucker for being banded. Still, it's good to get the view from a professional standpipe.

Subject: RE: Nellies Session to be moved
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 17 Sep 02 - 05:43 PM

H of H. You are forming opinions without the benefit of the facts. The room concerned is not a pool room. That is still child friendly, apparently! It is a plain stone floored room, with no bar.

With respect to the basics of commerce, I am a sales director. As is skipjack. And Oakleaf. And my session has been running, without a hiccup, and with the full support of the regulars of Nellies (indeed, it was started at their request) for four years this month, and has been responsible for the sale of many thousands of pints of beer that would otherwise have been drunk elsewhere, or not at all.

Her employers are Samuel Smiths of Tadcaster, and they know full well that the session boosts the profits of the establishment. And anyone who has met my children, or any others who have attended the session, would refrain from referring to them as snotty uncontrolled brats.

If your comments are supposed to be witty, let me tell you they are not, and I expect an apology. If you were serious, then butt out. Or come out from behind your "Horrified" persona and reveal yourself.

Subject: RE: Nellies Session to be moved
From: ossonflags
Date: 17 Sep 02 - 05:26 PM

I've been banned a time or twelve from several establishments-but never banded.

Subject: RE: Nellies Session to be moved
From: Willa
Date: 17 Sep 02 - 03:12 PM

Who is this persnip posing as H-of H and trying to perswede us to change our minds?

Subject: RE: Nellies Session to be moved
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 17 Sep 02 - 03:07 PM

Cripes!

Subject: RE: Nellies Session to be moved
From: GUEST,Oakley
Date: 17 Sep 02 - 08:28 AM

Now there's a turn-up!

Subject: RE: Nellies Session to be moved
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 17 Sep 02 - 08:21 AM

Crumbs, there's a thought!

Subject: RE: Nellies Session to be moved
From: GUEST,Horrified of Harrogate
Date: 17 Sep 02 - 08:03 AM

I consider your actions to be atypical of the lumpen proletariat. You fail to grasp the basics of commerce and unwavingly attack anuone who attempts to procure for themselves a decent income. You expect a loyal hardworking licencee to expend an open arm welcome to your snotty uncontrolled brats and berate her if she shows a modicum of civility by asking that they do not use a particular room. I do not see from any of your remarks that she has actually banded anyone, she has merely asked, as is her perogative, that children do not use a certain room. She has possibly done so at the insistence of her employers who will be aware, as you appear not to be, of the dangers of children running round in a pool room. Cues and small heads and eyes not mixing very well. So what do you do, you take umbrage, throw your collective dummy out of the pram, and decamp to another establishment where by your own admission the beer is far more expensive. I should consider a rethink at least is in order.

Subject: RE: Nellies Session to be moved
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 17 Sep 02 - 06:37 AM

Peter, if I stood on 9ohn's shoulders, I still couldn't kiss my husband's arse.

Subject: RE: Nellies Session to be moved
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 17 Sep 02 - 06:28 AM

Greg, how do you remember all this shit? You are waaaaay too clever for me.

Subject: RE: Nellies Session to be moved
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 17 Sep 02 - 06:20 AM

Aaaah, a John Carpenter dimension brings an altogether darker hue to our proceedings. Perhaps we could shoot the quintessential English remake 'Assault on Sort Code 90-27-66' with 9ohnnie dEppo playing 9ohn, and Meryl Streep as Linda, with the story told in the third person, from the Witch magazine perpective. Kingston Communications will get some, too, as a violent vignette to the main action. The final scene will be the fish tank at the Deppo bursting, flooding Mustaffa's, and leaving 9ohn with the Hull9 petfood market completely cornered.

Gav

Subject: RE: Nellies Session to be moved
From: GUEST,Oakley
Date: 17 Sep 02 - 05:16 AM

Ossonflags, I set fire to the lampshade whilst working on me explosives for the Purple helmet's assault on precinct Sun. The curtain fire was an accident.

Subject: RE: Nellies Session to be moved
From: ossonflags
Date: 17 Sep 02 - 04:56 AM

Oakers-how? or possibly why?

Subject: RE: Nellies Session to be moved
From: Oaklet
Date: 17 Sep 02 - 03:25 AM

Well, ET sweetheart, they were curtains to me. And I miss them. Another trip to the newsagents to get another Daily MMail then. Got your E Mail thanks love; I look forward to seeing you this evening. But catch me early, because my violin pupil is very generous with the Guinness on Tuesday night.

Subject: RE: Nellies Session to be moved
From: ET
Date: 17 Sep 02 - 03:06 AM

Oakley

When you have extinguished your curtains (I didn't think you had them - I thought it was the Daily MMail at your windows - read your e-mail re Haze

Subject: RE: Nellies Session to be moved
From: GUEST
Date: 16 Sep 02 - 10:12 PM

You FIRESTARTER, (trendy word for arsonist)

Subject: RE: Nellies Session to be moved
From: Willa
Date: 16 Sep 02 - 07:15 PM

Just for a curtain raiser?

Subject: RE: Nellies Session to be moved
From: Oaklet
Date: 16 Sep 02 - 05:03 PM

Bugger, I've just set fire to the curtains.

Subject: RE: Nellies Session to be moved
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 16 Sep 02 - 04:48 PM

The debate continues.

Mick, I thank you for your comments. And agree. I believe we have settled on the Sun Inn for monthly mayhem. Be there or be a stoolwiper. Purple Helmets, be on standby. Brid Widder, good luck with the pint thing. See you when you've finished! I will be too busy having fun elsewhere!

Smallpiper, we will discuss the Monthly musicians sunday night. 2nd or 3rd Sunday? Mid month, anyway. For musical lunacy with Nik Nak, yourself, me, hopefully Oakleaf, Skipjack, Harpmaster, and whoever else we can con into drinking bear9 on a sunday night.

Long live live music, people. Lets keep it going, please.