The SLOOP at BARTON (N. Lincs UK)

Subject: The SLOOP at BARTON (N. Lincs UK)
From: GUEST,Iains
Date: 17 Sep 02 - 08:16 PM

A well attended session tonight attended by many from north of the river (Humber). Hope we will see many of you again on a regular basis.

Subject: RE: The SLOOP at BARTON (N. Lincs UK)
From: smallpiper
Date: 18 Sep 02 - 05:06 AM

Absolutely - a jolly good time was had by all (even the naked baassoonists). The world famous jOhn from Hull was there too! And lots of bear9 was drunk to the delight of the landlord!

Subject: RE: The SLOOP at BARTON (N. Lincs UK)
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 18 Sep 02 - 05:44 AM

And Bill Sables made a very welcome appearance. Grand night all round, even got a snog off the divine Nik Nak. 9Ohn showed me his receipt, favouring Kingston Communications for a prince's ransom, so we should see him about here again soon.

Gary

Subject: RE: The SLOOP at BARTON (N. Lincs UK)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 18 Sep 02 - 07:01 AM

hello I went to, the sloup last night, it was nice I will go again.john

Subject: RE: The SLOOP at BARTON (N. Lincs UK)
From: Oaklet
Date: 18 Sep 02 - 07:55 AM

Welcome back, jOhn. I trust, you'll update us fully ref the last9 5 9weeks.

Subject: RE: The SLOOP at BARTON (N. Lincs UK)
From: ET
Date: 18 Sep 02 - 12:26 PM

Good do. Packed to the gunnells. Like old times

Subject: RE: The SLOOP at BARTON (N. Lincs UK)
From: Oaklet
Date: 18 Sep 02 - 01:39 PM

Do you mean that you were packed to the gunwhales, ET? Or the pub?

Written upon the ticket on the fiddle is a love poem written by me to honour a certain Ms Penelope Rutledge. It starts

Oh how my love light's candle flickers

I am sporting it during what I have termed my yearning years. If you see me without it, you will know that I have finally split Ms Penelope Rutledge's whiskers.

Subject: RE: The SLOOP at BARTON (N. Lincs UK)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 18 Sep 02 - 01:46 PM

Hello Oaklet, i got cut off because i dident pay my phone bill, i had to pay neerly 140 english pounds to get reconeckted, i am sure they are trying to rip me off, because I paid 85 quid a few weeks ago, but my hoose is a big mess and i cant find the reseept, I was arguing with them for tow weeks but the said I have to pay it so i paid it.i was really skint, but now I have got plenty of muney.

Subject: RE: The SLOOP at BARTON (N. Lincs UK)
From: Banjo-Flower
Date: 18 Sep 02 - 04:33 PM

Skipjack now that Punch the Horse are world famous do'nt you think it's time to form a tribute band on the south bank of the Humber we could call ourselves "Judy The Other Horse" what do you think? BTW do you know another with a grand piano and a Wheelie-bin in his back passage? if so we've cracked it

Gerry

Subject: RE: The SLOOP at BARTON (N. Lincs UK)
From: GUEST,ET
Date: 19 Sep 02 - 07:36 AM

Mr O, I fear your nautical terminology is weak. Gun whales is policitically and nautically incorrect. Its like Coxs Wain and Cox'on. Or is it Cocks 'un. Am I getting in deep here?

Subject: RE: The SLOOP at BARTON (N. Lincs UK)
From: GUEST,Oakley
Date: 19 Sep 02 - 08:42 AM

Very dEPP9, Eric, you saucy fellow. I am from the West Midlands, so never bring into question my maritime heritage. I was brought up, hanging around Warwick Docks until the small hours. Unlike Analby - about as far as its possible to get from the sea according to my map. Get back to work, or I'll tell the Welshman. Incidentally, I was speaking to Ossonflags in bed on Monday night, but that's another story.....

Subject: RE: The SLOOP at BARTON (N. Lincs UK)
From: GUEST,Oakley
Date: 19 Sep 02 - 11:43 AM

Banjo-Flower, forgive me but your post hit a mighty 9 on the exponential drivel continuum. You know what happens when you cross the line; Doug becomes inflamed, climbs down, wanders over to his computer and lambasts you. And then has to buy you drinks in the Nag's head. On reflection, a grand post.

Hmmm, a tribute band. I fear that you may have just lit Ossenflags's blue touchpaper. He will post in duplicate very soon. Looks like you shortly get it both ways.

Subject: RE: The SLOOP at BARTON (N. Lincs UK)
From: Banjo-Flower
Date: 19 Sep 02 - 03:36 PM

oakleaf BRILLIANT fancy you thinking of Doug do you think he looks and sounds a bit like Ossonflags if so perhaps he'd change his cat name to Ossanfart and become the hooootteeessst singer in "JUDY THE OTHER HORSE"

Gerry

Subject: RE: The SLOOP at BARTON (N. Lincs UK)
From: Doug Chadwick
Date: 20 Sep 02 - 02:00 AM

Ossonflags and I both have grey beards and are the same cuddly shape – but I am far more handsome. How could I possibly sound like anyone who comes from 'Ull?

Doug C

Subject: RE: The SLOOP at BARTON (N. Lincs UK)
From: Oaklet
Date: 20 Sep 02 - 02:38 AM

Hi Doug! It sort of gets to you in the end doesn't it? I blame Banjo-Flower, the varmint.

Subject: RE: The SLOOP at BARTON (N. Lincs UK)
From: Doug Chadwick
Date: 20 Sep 02 - 03:00 AM

Touché

Subject: RE: The SLOOP at BARTON (N. Lincs UK)
From: Banjo-Flower
Date: 20 Sep 02 - 08:51 AM

C'mon Doug you can do it repeat after me

Ferk-music Ferk-music Ferk-music Ferk-music

now you try

Gerry

Subject: RE: The SLOOP at BARTON (N. Lincs UK)
From: GUEST,Oakley
Date: 20 Sep 02 - 10:50 AM

Come on Banjo Flower, it's enough of a coup to get Doug to drivel so confidently...

Subject: RE: The SLOOP at BARTON (N. Lincs UK)
From: Banjo-Flower
Date: 20 Sep 02 - 03:14 PM

Don't be getting worried Oakleaf about the line-up of Judy The Other Horse we only want to be a tribute band not competition now if only Skipjack/Greg/Gavin/Gladyswould get in touch we could really get things moving BTW did I tell you who's going to play guitar for us?

Gerry

Subject: RE: The SLOOP at BARTON (N. Lincs UK)
From: Oaklet
Date: 21 Sep 02 - 01:43 AM

No, Banjo-Flower. Please tell as I am all ears.

Subject: RE: The SLOOP at BARTON (N. Lincs UK)
From: GUEST,John from Hull
Date: 21 Sep 02 - 02:07 AM

your up early Oaklet, i gess you have just finished the milking? How did your jig go last night?

Subject: RE: The SLOOP at BARTON (N. Lincs UK)
From: Oaklet
Date: 21 Sep 02 - 02:24 AM

High jOhn. It was good thanks. I waved at you last night but by the time I had arrived at Mustaffa's, you had gone. I can recommend his chapattis and his chicken vindaloo is fiercly hot and gorgeous. I now have wind.

Subject: RE: The SLOOP at BARTON (N. Lincs UK)
From: GUEST,John from Hull 9Biscuit broken)
Date: 21 Sep 02 - 02:47 AM

Helooo Oaklet, i did see you and Mrs Mick last night, but i could not stay and chat as I had to deliver sume food to Brough, when i got there the customer was a right whinging old git, he was complaining about the delivery charge 9I charge 3 quid to Brough, a round trip of 30 miles!) I was stood at the doorstep for around 10 minutes arguing about the price, he was too thick to realise that the longer he spent arguing, the colder his food was getting! the silly old fool, I almost said to him " do you want to eat this food or f**king wear it? I did say to him " Don't bloody ring up and say your curry is cold" people like that really piss me off, there is no wonder I come home and drink loads of bear, if I become an alcoholic I will sue him! I looking forward to when i start my own shop and tell my boss to stick his shitty job up his arse.john

Subject: RE: The SLOOP at BARTON (N. Lincs UK)
From: GUEST,john again!
Date: 21 Sep 02 - 02:56 AM

PS. Glad ypou enjoyed youtr curry, Mrs harpmaker went to the curry shop a couple of hours before you as well, she bought some curry too celebrete harpmakers birthday, 9see new thread 2happy birthday harpmaker", the shop is fast becoming a regular haunt of mudcatters, the currys are pobably the best in hull, they was voted the best curry ship in hull by the local newspaper 9Ull daily male) but the pizzas are a bit crap, 9they dont cook em long enough & make em crispy, allegidly.I hope the boss not reeding this, 9he will get pissed off if i say his pixxas are no good) but best to be honest anyway.john

Subject: RE: The SLOOP at BARTON (N. Lincs UK)
From: Oaklet
Date: 21 Sep 02 - 03:43 AM

jOhn, have you backed away from the pet food idea in favour of opening a take-away restaurant?

Subject: RE: The SLOOP at BARTON (N. Lincs UK)
From: GUEST,Reggie Baggers
Date: 22 Sep 02 - 06:56 PM

Couldn't you just predict it? One researches the local ethnic nosh market, only to find an Arab chap in Hull purveys the best curry for 30 miles around, order a couple of bagfulls, and some Hasidic Red Sea Pedestrain turns up shouting the odds about some spurious delivery charge! Chap was ranting about redecorating the place or something. Frankly, if I wasn't orf to the march in town, I'd've jolly well cut his whiskers orf, and reported the out of date tax disc to the filth.

How did Gilbert O'Sullivan put it? 'Up shoots the price of shoddy!' Country's gorn to the dogs, what?

Reginald Bagshot-Sands

Subject: RE: The SLOOP at BARTON (N. Lincs UK)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 22 Sep 02 - 09:05 PM

hEloo, i do,nt know woh .,thge guest was but he wasent me, antyway I not thinking about buying asop, if you but a shop yoiu, have top keeop to many peeopol happy, likethem tacks people and tehe VAT People and troidind standads, 9if yoo seel 1/14 poonder ,it should be quorter pound etc, anf the envoiiormetnal health people etv 9fridgeds dhould be cold snough h etc, so lot harder than it loooks, and i couldent be bothered to put pet food ber;ivery buiusiness, s9shop is asioer to write,.john ps i hope yuou understabd my writibf, 9i beeing drinking todat.john

Subject: RE: The SLOOP at BARTON (N. Lincs UK)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Oct 02 - 09:10 PM

hELooo, i went to tyhe SloupAgain tonight, i got a lift aof Mandolin Malcom, so I could drink sume bear, it was really nice and freee sandwidges as well, there was plenty of mudcat pewople theere as wel, like me9john from hull, ) and Oaklet, smallpilers, bassis, oaklet , gary9Skiipjak8) bloke in the curner, and syme more people, but i cant remember who they was, irt was really nice, there was loads of music and signing, this is how pibs should be anywat. some pubs nowadats habe carry okie nights , and it is shite, this is my opinion.john PS i bought oaklets cd, it is really nice,john, another ps, if any peeple are in the area theyshuld go to the slloup, and they should get OAklets Cd, it is really nice, and werth it.john

Subject: RE: The SLOOP at BARTON (N. Lincs UK)
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 02 Oct 02 - 04:21 AM

Oi, Banjo-Flower. You have not told me who's gonna be the Deanie impersonator. I am waiting with baited breath........

Subject: RE: The SLOOP at BARTON (N. Lincs UK)
From: Banjo-Flower
Date: 06 Oct 02 - 01:37 PM

So sorry Peter but i've just got back from County Clare where i've been sussing out Durty Nellies at Bunratty Castle as a Possible debut venue for "Judy The Other Horse"featuring on Guitar as your good self none other than the incredible Winston Wellington-Jones no less he says he is determined to win back Miss Penelope Rutledge at all costs so look out Oakleaf is all i can say

Gerry

Subject: RE: The SLOOP at BARTON (N. Lincs UK)
From: Oaklet
Date: 06 Oct 02 - 07:28 PM

Can Winston W-J play his instrument with a bloody nose and his spats reeking of stale home-made plum jam? Anyway Banjo-Flower, I thought you'd be at Wooton, celebrating Doug's graduation from the drivel academy. By the way, have you seen what the Americans are saying about the Punch the Horse Threads? Disturbing stuff.

Subject: RE: The SLOOP at BARTON (N. Lincs UK)
From: smallpiper
Date: 06 Oct 02 - 07:31 PM

Thats cos them thar yanks don't understand what freedom of speech is all about nor do they undastand whats going on - they think pinch the house threads are promoting pinch the house HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Subject: RE: The SLOOP at BARTON (N. Lincs UK)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 06 Oct 02 - 07:31 PM

i seen it oaklet, they are obviously not local.
Ps. do you want a rabit?

Subject: RE: The SLOOP at BARTON (N. Lincs UK)
From: Oaklet
Date: 06 Oct 02 - 07:40 PM

No thanks jOhn, I am trying to give 'em up.

Subject: RE: The SLOOP at BARTON (N. Lincs UK)
From: Banjo-Flower
Date: 07 Oct 02 - 05:23 AM

Ho OakLeaf I Did go to Wootton but Doug must have been at the Sun cos he weren't with us

Gerry

Subject: RE: The SLOOP at BARTON (N. Lincs UK)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 07 Oct 02 - 11:36 AM

Smallpliers-do you want a rabbitt as well?

Subject: RE: The SLOOP at BARTON (N. Lincs UK)
From: smallpiper
Date: 07 Oct 02 - 11:37 AM

No thanks mate I am also trying to give them up besides they give me indigestion

Subject: RE: The SLOOP at BARTON (N. Lincs UK)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 07 Oct 02 - 11:44 AM

mmmmhh, you cant seem to give em away nowadays!

Subject: RE: The SLOOP at BARTON (N. Lincs UK)
From: smallpiper
Date: 07 Oct 02 - 05:04 PM

Check out the Lars Pimple at Cherry Burton UK thread