Does anyone have Button/Piano Accordion Jokes

Subject: Does anyone have Button/Piano Accordion Jokes
From:
Date: 28 May 98 - 01:49 AM

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Anyone have any good Accordion Jokes?

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Thanks.

Subject: RE: Does anyone have Button/Piano Accordion Jokes
From:
Date: 28 May 98 - 11:22 AM

Isn't there an accordion group called "Those Darned Accordions" which has a t-shirt for sale that says:

Accordions don't play Lady of Spain. People do.

Frank Phillips

Subject: RE: Does anyone have Button/Piano Accordion Jokes
From: Jon W.
Date: 28 May 98 - 12:26 PM

There's one in the banjo jokes thread that mentions accordion players also. In fact you could just substitute accordion for banjo in most of those jokes.

There's also a Gary Larson Far Side cartoon - a group of new arrivals in heaven being handed harps with the angel (presumably St. Peter) saying "Welcome to heaven...Here's your harp." Then in the lower half of the frame, a group of new arrivals in hell, with the devil saying "Welcome to hell...Here's your accordion."

Subject: RE: Does anyone have Button/Piano Accordion Jokes
From: Barry Finn
Date: 28 May 98 - 05:16 PM

Don't they make great kindling to start Bodhran fires. Don't beat me, I'm a bodhran player. Barry

Subject: RE: Does anyone have Button/Piano Accordion Jokes
From: Joe.T
Date: 28 May 98 - 05:29 PM

A gentlman is a man who knows how to play an accordion ,but does'nt.

Subject: RE: Does anyone have Button/Piano Accordion Jokes
From: alison
Date: 28 May 98 - 08:12 PM

Hi,

There was a huge thread here in the last year, full of jokes. Try doing a search for that one.

Slainte

Alison

Subject: RE: Does anyone have Button/Piano Accordion Jokes
From: Dawn
Date: 29 May 98 - 07:44 PM

What do you call ten accordions at the bottom of the sea?

A good start

What do you call it when you throw an accordion in the dumpster and it lands on top of a banjo?

Perfect pitch

;-)

Subject: RE: Does anyone have Button/Piano Accordion Jokes
From: O'Boyle
Date: 29 May 98 - 08:23 PM

What's the difference between a dead rabbit in the road and a dead accordion player?

The rabbit might have been on his way to a gig.

Slainte

Rick

Subject: RE: Does anyone have Button/Piano Accordion Jokes
From:
Date: 30 May 98 - 12:49 PM

You could adapt the bagpipe joke -- "what's the difference between an onion and an accordion?" Nobody cries when you cut up an accordion.

Actually, can someone tell me the difference between an accordion and a melodeon?

Subject: RE: Does anyone have Button/Piano Accordion Jokes
From: mike cahill
Date: 06 Jun 98 - 06:54 PM

Q what is the definition of an optimist? A an accordion player with an answerphone

Subject: RE: Does anyone have Button/Piano Accordion Jokes
From: Duane
Date: 08 Jun 98 - 10:32 AM

The story/joke as I heard it concerned a young lady musician and player of many instruments who was on her way to a folk festival somewhere in New England. She left her accordion exposed on the back seat of her car, while driving, and had become very hungry. She exited off the Interstate and pulled into a diner to grab a bite to eat. As she was in the middle of her meal, she realized she had left her instrument clearly visible on the rear seat of her car. She ran out of the diner to her car, but it was too late. The rear window was smashed and someone threw in two more accordions.

Subject: RE: Does anyone have Button/Piano Accordion Jokes
From: Frank Maher
Date: 08 Jun 98 - 11:46 AM

Two people were walking down a Street..One was an Accordion Player and the other one also escaped from a Mental Institution.

Subject: RE: Does anyone have Button/Piano Accordion Jokes
From: Alex
Date: 08 Jun 98 - 11:27 PM

Definition of an accordion: An ill wind that nobody blows good. Answer to Tim: A melodeon is an accordion and is diatonic (different note push-pull) like the button key accordion. It mainly differs in the number and arrangement of the bass (left hand) keys and treble (right hand) voice (reed) switches or couplers. What gives the accordion its sound is two or more reeds playing the same note in different octaves. This produces the "beating" or vibratto sound.

Subject: RE: Does anyone have Button/Piano Accordion Jokes
From: Muriel
Date: 23 Jun 98 - 10:43 PM

From Victoria, B.C.

I was down by the Inner Harbour last weekend, and heard an accordion make the most beautiful noise I've ever heard one make ----- Splash!

Subject: RE: Does anyone have Button/Piano Accordion Jokes
From: rich r
Date: 23 Jun 98 - 11:30 PM

The accordion jokes make pretty good sense, but what is a button-piano?

rich r

Subject: RE: Does anyone have Button/Piano Accordion Jokes
From: GUEST,Henry G
Date: 16 Nov 21 - 10:05 PM

Is that all you got? I’m an accordion player a d find all these jokes funny as can be. Some of them I’d heard before

Subject: RE: Does anyone have Button/Piano Accordion Jokes
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Nov 21 - 11:01 AM

a button-piano?- sounds interesting?