Lyr Req: Newfie Queen (Ellis Coles)

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Newfie Queen (Ellis Coles)
From: GUEST,#
Date: 24 Feb 21 - 12:06 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsI2M4Y1Cco

That's a cover of the song.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Newfie Queen (Ellis Coles)
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Feb 21 - 11:51 AM

I had a cassette tape with all them dirty songs on it but it has disappeared. Does anyone have a copy? You can email me at
[e-mail]

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Newfie Queen (Ellis Coles)
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 29 Nov 20 - 08:49 PM

"What's Black and Blue and is floating in the Bay?"
"Last stranger in here who told a joke about Newfies!"

Or sang a song like that, I'd think.

Subject: Newfie Queen - Ellis Coles (WANTED)
From: GUEST,BSC
Date: 28 Nov 20 - 03:55 PM

Hi there
I'm looking to see if anyone has this on MP3? or available via download. Please email me at [e-mail] :)
Thanks!!!

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Newfie Queen (Ellis Coles)
From: GUEST,stephen
Date: 28 Nov 20 - 03:52 PM

Came across this page and wondering if anyone has this song on mp3?

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Newfie Queen (Ellis Coles)
From: GUEST,unknowen
Date: 26 Mar 14 - 11:07 AM

I have the version of the tape with would yah mind, down a street of a thousand assholes, have you ever made love in Churchill, but I don't think that he would them songs on YouTube or to the public for that matter, there's more then them songs on there

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Newfie Queen (Ellis Coles)
From: GUEST,todd ingram
Date: 10 Feb 14 - 07:58 PM

I have been looking for newfie queen and honey would you mind but have no luck. im just wondering if anyone has the songs or a link to where I can get them. email me the details [e-mail]. thanks greatly appreciated

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Newfie Queen (Ellis Coles)
From: GUEST
Date: 07 May 12 - 10:16 PM

Anybody know where i can get a copy of honey would you mind, Another song by Ellis Coles.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Newfie Queen (Ellis & Wince Coles?)
From: GUEST,GoofyNewfie
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 06:30 AM

Ellis wrote this not Wince.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Newfie Queen (Ellis & Wince Coles?)
From: GUEST,greg
Date: 01 Apr 10 - 06:05 PM

i'm Wince's son in law, and i can tell you that Wince Coles didn't write the tune in question.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Newfie Queen (Ellis & Wince Coles?)
From: GUEST,mbanks
Date: 02 Mar 10 - 01:58 PM

i used to have a complete cassette with all these songs on it. as far as i know it was the Coles', but i think it was under Bill Standings? i lent it to someone and never got it back.shame. it was crude, but a real riot

Subject: Lyr Add: NEWFIE QUEEN (Ellis Coles)
From: GUEST
Date: 18 May 09 - 05:12 AM

Have you ever heard a love song that you could not understand?
Have you ever rode the Carson off the coast of Newfoundland?
Have you ever gone ashore in a little Newfie town,
And see a little Newfie girl with her panties hanging down?

Well, I fucked her in a dory. I fucked her on the shore.
When we were at the altar, I heard she was a whore.
Now my wet dreams aren't worth dreamin', and the sheets are turnin' green,
And the crabs are takin' over since I met that Newfie queen.

Well, I fucked her in a dory, in the rain sleet and snow.
As the wind did rock the dory, my cock went up her hole.
She said, "Please take it down from there." I said, "Honey, that's no harm.
Since I am a fisherman, any port will do in a storm."

Did you ever chew a woman, when her cunny began to smell,
And the stink would burn your eyeballs; you'd have to stop a spell?
I said, "Honey, your cunny stinks, dear. What a dirty bugger you are!"
She said, "You keep on chewin' and I'll get a wash da mar."

Well I...
Chewed her standin' up. I chewed her lyin' down.
You could plainly see her asshole. It was so nice and round.
With a ring of shit all around it, it had a deep brown crust.
On her cunny li'l white pimples, each one of them filled with pus.

Have you ever sucked a festered tit, with her nipples all covered in scabs?
Have you ever ate a bowl of soup made of diarrhea and crabs?
Drink weasel piss from a Pepsi straw? suck snots from an elephant's nose?
Eat polar-bear shit from a Popsicle stick while it was cold and froze?

Have you ever seen a woman take a shit upon the grass?
You can plainly see the balls o' shit hangin' off her ass.
With a ring of shit all around it, it had a deep brown crust,
Surrounded in white pimples, each one filled with pus.

Did you ever have a Newfie girl to have a li'l fun,
And fucked her till her ass and cunt was all tore out in one?
And every time her gun went, she'd open her legs a bit,
And from her ass came a steady stream, a mixture of spunk and shit.

I was with one when her gun went. She sprawled abroad her toes.
From her cunny there came white bubbles; green snots came from her nose;
And from her ass came blue-flame gas that slightly burned my bag.
Three boils burst on her belly and the puss rannnnnnnnnnnnn doooowwwwwwwnnnnnn her leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeggggggggggggggggggg.


There's one more verse but I can't remember all of it....

Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da....
You could plainly see her asshole, it was so nice and round.
Da da da da da da da da ...all around her ol' cunt door.
That's cheese from the fisherman's foreskin that fucked her the night before.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: mothers pray (Ellis & Wince Coles?)
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Apr 09 - 10:21 PM

Anybody have lyrics to "Mothers Pray" by Ellis and Wince Coles?

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Newfie Queen (Ellis & Wince Coles?)
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Mar 09 - 02:09 PM

I got the boys playing some of it put up on youtube.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Newfie Queen (Ellis & Wince Coles?)
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Mar 09 - 05:50 PM

Also, the 2nd verse is:

well i fucked her in the dory and i fucked her on the shore
and i was at the alter when i found out she was a whore
now my wet dreams aren't worth dreaming and my sheets are turning green
and the crabs have taken over since i met that newfie queen

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Newfie Queen (Ellis & Wince Coles?)
From: GUEST,Dave
Date: 20 Mar 09 - 05:23 PM

There's something about "polarbear shit on a popsicle stick when it was good and cold"

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Newfie Queen (Ellis & Wince Coles?)
From: GUEST,James Hynes
Date: 13 Mar 09 - 12:33 AM

If any of you can add too or have the complete lyrics to the "Newfie Queen" and the song," Would you mind" i would love to have them. and even the audio would be super great.
You can email any of this to [e-mail]
thank you in advance for all your help.

James

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Newfie Queen (Ellis & Wince Coles?)
From: GUEST,beardude
Date: 11 Mar 09 - 11:37 PM

First Verse...

Did you ever hear a love song that you could not understand?
Have you ever been on the Carson off the coast of Newfoundland?
Have you ever gone a shore, to a little Newfie town,
To see a little Newfie girl, with her panties hanging down?

Second Verse...

Well I fucked her in a dory, beneath the rain and sleet and snow,
And the wind did rock the dory, when my cock went up her hole.
She said, "Please take it down from there." I said, "Honey, that's no harm.
Since I am a fisherman, any port will do in a storm."

Not sure of the order of this verse.

Did you ever eat a woman, when her cunny began to smell,
And the stink it burned your eyeballs, and you had to stop a spell?
He said, "Your cunny stinks, dear. What a dirty bugger you are!"
She said, "You keep on chewing and I'll get a wash da mar."

There is a verse that starts...

Did you ever see a woman, having a shit upon the grass,
As the sun shone on the little balls of shit hanging from her ass?
(Not sure of the rest of this verse)

Last verse goes...

I was with one when her gun went. She sprawled abroad her toes.
From her cunny came white bubbles, green snot came from her nose,
And from her ass shot blue flame gas that slightly burned my bag.
Three boils burst on her belly and the pus ran down my leg.
(Followed by Yodel-leh-hee, Yodel-leh-hee, Yodel-leh-hee!)


I used to have the complete song wrote down. If I can find it I will post it all. If any others can think of some verses, we might be able to get the full song

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Newfie Queen (Ellis & Wince Coles?)
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Jan 09 - 07:48 AM

here are the only lyrics i remember but this sone is awesome..."did you ever screw a women when her cun*y began to smell the stink would burn your eyeballs and you'd have to take a spell i said my dear your cun*y stinks what a dirty who*e you are i said i'll keep on chew'n but you'd better get a wash da marro" and the next verse is about her taking a shit on the grass ...lol...awesome

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Newfie Queen (Ellis & Wince Coles?)
From: GUEST,Newfie girl
Date: 21 Aug 08 - 10:38 PM

I Love it too, know bits and pieces, it comes from the gyshie girl...

Have you ever heard a love song that you could not understand?
Ever sailed the Carson up the coast of Newfoundland,
Have you ever went ashore to a little Newfie town,
To see a little Newfie girl with her panties hanging down? ... ha ha,

Well I f**ked her in the dory, etc....

I know about 3 verses, but would love to have the full lyrics also! I sing this all the time ... around campfires of course.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Newfie Queen (Ellis & Wince Coles?)
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Aug 08 - 09:01 PM

If he has it on tape, then we can put it on the computer. I had a really dull sounding copy of that along with "would you mind" that i had gotten back 16 years ago. Anyone got a copy of the song you can email me at shane_cashinAThotmail.com

Thanks

Subject: Newfie Queen (Ellis & Wince Coles?)
From: GUEST,Kevin Butt
Date: 28 Jul 08 - 01:41 PM

My Brother Has it on Cassette tape. I have been looking for it online for a while but can't seem to have any luck. If anyone finds it , let us know!!!

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Newfie Queen, a funny song
From: GUEST,j0hnny63
Date: 20 Jul 08 - 03:48 PM

It's by Ellis & Wince Coles.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Newfie Queen, a funny song
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Jul 08 - 09:46 PM

Anyone hear where to get this song yet? Hae heard it years ago, love it, but can't find it or the singer. Anyone who knows please pass on the info

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Newfie Queen, a funny song
From:
Date: 20 Oct 02 - 05:49 PM

Can't find any mention of this song.

Any information on whatever you remember? Who do you remember as the singer(s)?

Subject: Lyr Req: Newfie Queen, a funny song
From:
Date: 20 Oct 02 - 02:18 AM

Have heard this song is really funny. Anyone know the lyrics or can point me in the right direction thanks.