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BS: 9

smallpiper 03 Nov 02 - 07:53 PM
khandu 03 Nov 02 - 07:54 PM
smallpiper 03 Nov 02 - 07:58 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 03 Nov 02 - 10:15 PM
GUEST 03 Nov 02 - 10:54 PM
Oaklet 04 Nov 02 - 01:00 AM
Chip2447 04 Nov 02 - 02:47 AM
Leadfingers 04 Nov 02 - 02:34 PM
GUEST 04 Nov 02 - 07:49 PM
GUEST 04 Nov 02 - 07:59 PM
GUEST,smallpiper 04 Nov 02 - 08:01 PM
Bill D 04 Nov 02 - 08:20 PM
Bassic 04 Nov 02 - 09:04 PM
Snuffy 04 Nov 02 - 09:14 PM
Bassic 04 Nov 02 - 09:34 PM
Bassic 04 Nov 02 - 09:35 PM
smallpiper 05 Nov 02 - 04:43 AM
Micca 05 Nov 02 - 04:50 AM
smallpiper 05 Nov 02 - 04:56 AM
gnu 05 Nov 02 - 05:03 AM
Edain 05 Nov 02 - 05:20 AM
Nigel Parsons 05 Nov 02 - 05:30 AM
Jeanie 05 Nov 02 - 05:42 AM
My guru always said 05 Nov 02 - 06:19 AM
Skipjack K8 05 Nov 02 - 06:47 AM
Bill D 05 Nov 02 - 10:07 AM
Catherine Jayne 05 Nov 02 - 10:48 AM
Oaklet 05 Nov 02 - 11:00 AM
beadie 05 Nov 02 - 11:04 AM
GUEST,PC G Dixon 05 Nov 02 - 11:49 AM
smallpiper 05 Nov 02 - 11:54 AM
My guru always said 05 Nov 02 - 01:56 PM
Oaklet 05 Nov 02 - 02:07 PM
alanww 05 Nov 02 - 02:13 PM
GUEST,Glenda at work 05 Nov 02 - 02:23 PM
John MacKenzie 05 Nov 02 - 02:29 PM
GUEST 05 Nov 02 - 02:54 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 05 Nov 02 - 03:21 PM
Oaklet 05 Nov 02 - 03:22 PM
alanww 05 Nov 02 - 03:30 PM
My guru always said 05 Nov 02 - 04:27 PM
Max 05 Nov 02 - 04:38 PM
Cllr 05 Nov 02 - 04:43 PM
John MacKenzie 05 Nov 02 - 04:49 PM
Bassic 05 Nov 02 - 06:40 PM
SINSULL 05 Nov 02 - 06:45 PM
Bill D 05 Nov 02 - 07:22 PM
X 05 Nov 02 - 07:38 PM
Art Thieme 05 Nov 02 - 07:48 PM
Oaklet 05 Nov 02 - 07:56 PM

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Subject: BS: 9
From: smallpiper
Date: 03 Nov 02 - 07:53 PM

just testing oakley's theory!


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Subject: RE: BS: 9
From: khandu
Date: 03 Nov 02 - 07:54 PM

Oakley's theory????


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Subject: RE: BS: 9
From: smallpiper
Date: 03 Nov 02 - 07:58 PM

Yeah he reconns any thread that has a 9 or punch the horse in th etitle will automatically get at least 60 postings to it! (see thread "Thread ignored, I must be a looser"


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Subject: RE: BS: 9
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 03 Nov 02 - 10:15 PM

Well, don't know about sixty posts, but it'll definitely get four.


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Subject: RE: BS: 9
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Nov 02 - 10:54 PM

Five, or should I wait for (9?


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Subject: RE: BS: 9
From: Oaklet
Date: 04 Nov 02 - 01:00 AM

This could be an all-time classic thread or there again, a dud or indeed anything in-between. There is only one thing for it, I'm off to Banbury in me Toyota Avensisisis.


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Subject: RE: BS: 9
From: Chip2447
Date: 04 Nov 02 - 02:47 AM

I'll take my turn and add the contents of a mucked out stall, punch the horseshit.

Chip2447(never afraid to add more B.S. to the atmosphere)


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Subject: RE: BS: 9
From: Leadfingers
Date: 04 Nov 02 - 02:34 PM

I can not understand why any body would bother posting to a thread like this.Acomplete waste of time and effort.


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Subject: RE: BS: 9
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Nov 02 - 07:49 PM

Absolutely leadfingers!
Hey Oakley I thought you were dead and don't give me all that shit about being in the shower I'm no mug and can spot a fellow dead person at several feet (I can smell them at more than a mile)


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Subject: RE: BS: 9
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Nov 02 - 07:59 PM

9.
It gets me every time (sob)...It wants to be 10, but never quite gets there...


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Subject: RE: BS: 9
From: GUEST,smallpiper
Date: 04 Nov 02 - 08:01 PM

Way to go guys only another 49 posts to prove oakley's teeory!!


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Subject: RE: BS: 9
From: Bill D
Date: 04 Nov 02 - 08:20 PM

999


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Subject: RE: BS: 9
From: Bassic
Date: 04 Nov 02 - 09:04 PM

Or as we say in `ull "nayhn nayhnti nayhn" (£9.99) ((the h is silent!!))


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Subject: RE: BS: 9
From: Snuffy
Date: 04 Nov 02 - 09:14 PM

Nein!


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Subject: RE: BS: 9
From: Bassic
Date: 04 Nov 02 - 09:34 PM


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Subject: RE: BS: 9
From: Bassic
Date: 04 Nov 02 - 09:35 PM

Sorry, dont count that one! I clicked the wrong thingy!!


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Subject: RE: BS: 9
From: smallpiper
Date: 05 Nov 02 - 04:43 AM

That dosn't matter it still counts - I really expected the drivel mongers to get going on this one.tut tut tut


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Subject: RE: BS: 9
From: Micca
Date: 05 Nov 02 - 04:50 AM

Is there any truth in the rumour that you guys are force feeding Eric the Viking beer to give him a large beer belly and thus Paunch the Norse!!!????


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Subject: RE: BS: 9
From: smallpiper
Date: 05 Nov 02 - 04:56 AM

no force involved he does it voluntaraly in fact its hard to stop him ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: 9
From: gnu
Date: 05 Nov 02 - 05:03 AM

It's snowing again here in beautiful southern New Brunswick, Canada. Can't wait to get up country and go for a long walk through the wilds. The air is so clean and crisp when it snows... or maybe it's the "acid snow", I dunno.


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Subject: RE: BS: 9
From: Edain
Date: 05 Nov 02 - 05:20 AM

Damn silly idea, you'll never get people to post in this thread, it'll never work.


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Subject: RE: BS: 9
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 05 Nov 02 - 05:30 AM

I refuse to be drawn. I will not post to this thread!


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Subject: RE: BS: 9
From: Jeanie
Date: 05 Nov 02 - 05:42 AM

Time to be poetically Celtic. The threefold nature of the universe, multiplied by itself, makes nine. Here is today's three times three blessing from my favourite little book "Celtic Devotional", for Tuesday mornings in Samhain:

I waken my soul at the harp of harmony:
chord of grace, chord of gladness, chord of glory,
beautify my being, awaken my heart, inspire my soul.
The chorus of peace preserve my soul
this day of hard Winter.

Wishing harmony to all,
- jeanie


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Subject: RE: BS: 9
From: My guru always said
Date: 05 Nov 02 - 06:19 AM

I am disappointed to report that Catters from Hull did not appear last night at the Barton session although they were eagerly anticipated. And I'd rearranged the furniture too.
Nearly half-way there......


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Subject: RE: BS: 9
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 05 Nov 02 - 06:47 AM

One who came before rightly condemned this as unutterable poppycock, so as of now this thread has been boarded and commandeered as a colony of

Twillingsgate


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Subject: RE: BS: 9
From: Bill D
Date: 05 Nov 02 - 10:07 AM

this thread is obviously the work of the Devil....

.."sing ninety-nine and ninety"


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Subject: RE: BS: 9
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 05 Nov 02 - 10:48 AM

You can force feed me beer any time!!!!

Are we nearly there yet....???!!!!

Cat


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Subject: RE: BS: 9
From: Oaklet
Date: 05 Nov 02 - 11:00 AM

Better this than a thread entitled "BS: Where can I buy a Pozidrive Screwdriver in Luton". Unless someone wants to do the honours...


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Subject: RE: BS: 9
From: beadie
Date: 05 Nov 02 - 11:04 AM

How does Luke Skywalker activate his lightsaber? . . . . Punch the Force.


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Subject: RE: BS: 9
From: GUEST,PC G Dixon
Date: 05 Nov 02 - 11:49 AM

Hello Hello Hello wots going on 'ere then?


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Subject: RE: BS: 9
From: smallpiper
Date: 05 Nov 02 - 11:54 AM

BTW has anyone heard from Fatcat, the basoon playing dentist from down south, recently?


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Subject: RE: BS: 9
From: My guru always said
Date: 05 Nov 02 - 01:56 PM

Posidrive screwdrivers are not unknown in these here parts!


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Subject: RE: BS: 9
From: Oaklet
Date: 05 Nov 02 - 02:07 PM

My g, I haven't got the bottle to start the thread!! Read yours about the Barton session. Our visit will be soon, but not yet. I'll keep you posted.


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Subject: RE: BS: 9
From: alanww
Date: 05 Nov 02 - 02:13 PM

Dr: Please cough 9and say 99).
"We are three jolly fishermen,
we are three jolly fishermen,
we are three jolly fishermen ..."

and that makes 9!
Alan


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Subject: RE: BS: 9
From: GUEST,Glenda at work
Date: 05 Nov 02 - 02:23 PM

I suppose I should help you reach the "60" mark more quickly even tho' I have nothing to say either.

g


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Subject: RE: BS: 9
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 05 Nov 02 - 02:29 PM

Just think of how many high minded people are missing all this fun. Could be because you put a BS [Optional] prefix on it.
99....Change hands.


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Subject: RE: BS: 9
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Nov 02 - 02:54 PM

So Oakley reckons if he puts 9 anywhere he'll get 60, he'll be lucky


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Subject: RE: BS: 9
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Nov 02 - 03:21 PM

This makes 38 posts. Just by shear coincidence the "Thread ignored, I must be a loser" thread that prompted this thread's creation also has exactly 38 posts at the time of this posting. I suggest we all play a few bars of the theme to "The Twilight Zone" in honor of this auspicious coincidence.

Bruce


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Subject: RE: BS: 9
From: Oaklet
Date: 05 Nov 02 - 03:22 PM

It was that bloody Smallpiper who decided to prove my theory - don't blame me. Giok, earlier today, I had the same thought. If the "BS" was missing from the title, we'd have cracked it by now. I will remonstrate with him later.


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Subject: RE: BS: 9
From: alanww
Date: 05 Nov 02 - 03:30 PM

I think 'BS' attracts a certain sort of Mudcatter ...
Alan


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Subject: RE: BS: 9
From: My guru always said
Date: 05 Nov 02 - 04:27 PM

Only the elite & open-minded, especially those with milk-bottles...


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Subject: RE: BS: 9
From: Max
Date: 05 Nov 02 - 04:38 PM

I can ruin this theory you know. I can shut down threads at will.


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Subject: RE: BS: 9
From: Cllr
Date: 05 Nov 02 - 04:43 PM

I heard that eric the viking was given water instead of beer but he couldn't contemplate the idea of it, which only goes to show you can lead an norse to water but you can't make him think. Cllr


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Subject: RE: BS: 9
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 05 Nov 02 - 04:49 PM

UNSPORTING MAXIE. [But tempting!!]
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: 9
From: Bassic
Date: 05 Nov 02 - 06:40 PM

And not a word as yet from the guru of the "order of the 9", John of Hull??!!


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Subject: RE: BS: 9
From: SINSULL
Date: 05 Nov 02 - 06:45 PM

Why would anyone punch a horse? A bodhran player, maybe...but a horse?


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Subject: RE: BS: 9
From: Bill D
Date: 05 Nov 02 - 07:22 PM

why?

"he wouldn't go ahead
and he wouldn't stand still,
He'd just go up & down
Like an old sawmill"

Turkey in the Straw


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Subject: RE: BS: 9
From: X
Date: 05 Nov 02 - 07:38 PM

9 is only half of 69.


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Subject: RE: BS: 9
From: Art Thieme
Date: 05 Nov 02 - 07:48 PM

so i'm the last post??


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Subject: RE: BS: 9
From: Oaklet
Date: 05 Nov 02 - 07:56 PM

Oh God, I've just started a new thread about posi-drive scewdrivers in Luton. Will you please forgive me in this thread, even if I don't ever receive forgiveness in that one?


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