BS: What has jOhn from Hull9 done for us

Subject: BS: What has jOhn from Hull9 done for us
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 20 Nov 02 - 07:22 PM

I can think of several things, but watching the birth of a personality cult has probably been the most fascinating. 9Allegidly0.

Subject: RE: BS: What has jOhn from Hull9 done for us
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Nov 02 - 07:29 PM

I have larned how to spell bears in Hull9ish. Also that after several bears spellin9 is no lon9ger a problem at all. Thanks jOhn from Hull9.

Subject: RE: BS: What has jOhn from Hull9 done for us
From: John Routledge
Date: 20 Nov 02 - 07:31 PM

Given the English language a 9 if not more

Subject: RE: BS: What has jOhn from Hull9 done for us
From: Tweed
Date: 20 Nov 02 - 07:31 PM

Danged McAffee dumps all my cookies everytime. GUEST above is me.

Tweed

Subject: RE: BS: What has jOhn from Hull9 done for us
From: Murray MacLeod
Date: 20 Nov 02 - 07:34 PM

jOhn9 from Hull has enriched my life by exasperating some of the more po-faced inmates here who are incapable of appreciating the gestation, flowering, and maturing of a unique talent.

I have watched his career with interest right from his first posting. In these days he couldn't spell correctly, of course, but that has changed now.

Murray

Subject: RE: BS: What has jOhn from Hull9 done for us
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Nov 02 - 08:45 PM

The question is how many bears does it take? Snoopy used to ask that when he was in his depressed and morose World War I flying ace mode.

Only with him it was root bears.

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: What has jOhn from Hull9 done for us
From: smallpiper
Date: 20 Nov 02 - 08:57 PM

Ah but the list is endless........... and curiously circular.

He is simply a hero and a modest one to boot!

Subject: RE: BS: What has jOhn from Hull9 done for us
From: harpmaker
Date: 20 Nov 02 - 09:18 PM

he cirtainly keeps us informed of 'what's on' and encourages people to 'turn up if you can make it'. 'john from hull' is also quite entertaining with his post's! on a more personal side, he has done me quite a few favours, won't bore you with the details though. He is quite entertaining locally as well, for the last week he has been dishing out straws to all the local folkies. its a competition to see who can suck the most curry off his shirt without being sick. oakley, (johnns flat mate & best mate) is tip't'win with ossonflags a close second. (or was that the other way round!) i can tell you that; 'john from hull' ditests- traffic wardens, bin-bags, clean socks, and bunjy jumps. he likes; pigion's, boiled or curried, crap cars, and of course sume bear9

Subject: RE: BS: What has jOhn from Hull9 done for us
From: Sorcha
Date: 20 Nov 02 - 09:20 PM

Yes, a kilt figure, and tat us all to spil. 9He also slingle hundedly crealted the Hull Effect, sep in the chut rum.

Subject: RE: BS: What has jOhn from Hull9 done for us
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 20 Nov 02 - 09:28 PM

harpmaker you spelled pidgins wrong! it is pidgins.
and traffic wardens are a big load of shit.john

Subject: RE: BS: What has jOhn from Hull9 done for us
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Nov 02 - 09:30 PM

he has a flat mate?

was he run over?

Subject: RE: BS: What has jOhn from Hull9 done for us
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 20 Nov 02 - 09:32 PM

i will ecksplane the wrest of harpmakers message=Him and Mrs harpmaker went to my hoose for some bear a few weeks ago, and it was a bit untidy, well it was a lot messy! there was bear cans and smelly sox on the flooor and he said "john, you hoose is a f*ucking mess, you should tidy up", and bunjy jumps are a big rip off.john

Subject: RE: BS: What has jOhn from Hull9 done for us
From: harpmaker
Date: 20 Nov 02 - 09:36 PM

get back in the chut rum where you belong. and its 'pijins'.

Subject: RE: BS: What has jOhn from Hull9 done for us
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Nov 02 - 09:38 PM

i always thort bunjy jumps were a big let down

Subject: RE: BS: What has jOhn from Hull9 done for us
From: Mr Red
Date: 20 Nov 02 - 09:45 PM

I can think of nine things (or do I think in German?)

Subject: RE: BS: What has jOhn from Hull9 done for us
From: Snuffy
Date: 21 Nov 02 - 09:13 AM

John also ditests barclays 9allegidly)

Subject: RE: BS: What has jOhn from Hull9 done for us
From: mooman
Date: 21 Nov 02 - 09:19 AM

jOhn from Hull9 is a thoroughly excellent fellow with whom I have had the great pleasure of sharing a bear.

He also has a fine hat0 (possibly more than one allegidly9).

moo

Subject: RE: BS: What has jOhn from Hull9 done for us
From: Sir Roger de Beverley
Date: 21 Nov 02 - 09:37 AM

Missed John on Tuesday - he usually turns up about 10pm and tries to get a free bear by carrying a mandolin case and pretending to be a musician. I was forced to drink his free bear as well as my own - perhaps he'll turn this Tuesday for my birthday bash

Rog

Subject: RE: BS: What has jOhn from Hull9 done for us
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 21 Nov 02 - 09:47 AM

Oh, so that's why the eponymous Mandolin Malcolm alighted on that name

Subject: RE: BS: What has jOhn from Hull9 done for us
From: Willie-O
Date: 21 Nov 02 - 10:01 AM

Carrying a mandolin case and pretending to be a musician. Indeed.

Real mandolin pliers don't carry cases. They interfere with the quick-draw effect. A length of twine is all you rilly knead.

Willie-O trine ot spel betr.

Subject: RE: BS: What has jOhn from Hull9 done for us
From: Dead Horse
Date: 21 Nov 02 - 11:10 AM

Bunjy jumpers are NOT a big rip-off.
Unless you tie the thing round you neck. of course.
His speeling is atroshus, and should not be incouridged9.
As for putting Hull9 on the map - why? It's not on the way to anywhere I wish to go. (unless they sing shanties in Hull9.)

Subject: RE: BS: What has jOhn from Hull9 done for us
From: Sir Roger de Beverley
Date: 21 Nov 02 - 11:18 AM

They cetainly sing shanties in Hull - we used to have seafaring tradition you know.

R

Subject: RE: BS: What has jOhn from Hull9 done for us
From: Willa
Date: 21 Nov 02 - 01:33 PM

Of course we sing shanties in hull: we have a great shanty festival (Sea Fever)each year. J9hn likes hamsters, too

Subject: RE: BS: What has jOhn from Hull9 done for us
From: Eric the Viking
Date: 21 Nov 02 - 01:56 PM

in suppor9t of Joh9n from Hill. He is a wonderf9ul human bean with asole that brings jo9y to me. He has expl9ored the waters of wales late at night, given me endless fun and amuzmunt wiv hi9s excellen9t gras9p of hum9our, nut to say spell9ing.

Lo9ng liv Juh9n fr9om Hi9ll I say.

keep going mate.

Subject: RE: BS: What has jOhn from Hull9 done for us
From: allanwill
Date: 21 Nov 02 - 03:20 PM

"with asole that brings jo9y to me"

Eric - do you want to just reword that a little bit?

Allan

Subject: RE: BS: What has jOhn from Hull9 done for us
From: Jack The Lad
Date: 21 Nov 02 - 05:07 PM

I nevar useter be prowd of been bron in Ull. i am 9now-
Thanks John
Jack The Lad - Not in Ull Now

Subject: RE: BS: What has jOhn from Hull9 done for us
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 21 Nov 02 - 06:01 PM

Continued support, endless free promotion, his mandolin on a saturday afternoon, his guitar on a tuesday night, a good excuse to meet attractive young ladies (well, they needed rescuing from him...somebody had to do it....) and endless giggles. The phrase bear9HOI is indelibly etched in my memory. Thanks jOhn.

Subject: RE: BS: What has jOhn from Hull9 done for us
From: smallpiper
Date: 21 Nov 02 - 06:28 PM

Bear9hoi indeed

Subject: RE: BS: What has jOhn from Hull9 done for us
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 22 Nov 02 - 04:43 AM

heloo ROger, I will turn up to bash you on your birthday, i hope you dont expeckt a birthday card, i never buy thgem as they are a big rip off, and just an excuse for the card ships to make more money. but i might make one from a corn flakes box if i get time.john
ps. whats an epyonomous?

Subject: RE: BS: What has jOhn from Hull9 done for us
From: Sir Roger de Beverley
Date: 22 Nov 02 - 06:06 AM

Hi John

Eponymous means that it is the person named earlier for example - the eponymous hero of a book called "Roger's Big Adventure" would be Roger because his name is in the title. I think that is a good name for a hero anyway.

Roger

ps

I'm not expecting a card - your presence is enough to make a special birthday for anyone

Subject: RE: BS: What has jOhn from Hull9 done for us
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 22 Nov 02 - 08:13 PM

Thanks Roger, but your not getting a card, so your definetly not getting any presence!

Subject: RE: BS: What has jOhn from Hull9 done for us
From: Mr Red
Date: 24 Nov 02 - 06:32 AM

not even a pice of your presence of mind? Not taking Humberage are we?

Subject: RE: BS: What has jOhn from Hull9 done for us
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 02:43 AM

Whats a pice? 9looks like a pie with a c im it), maybe a vitamin c.