Lyr Add: Winter Wonderland (parody from dog's POV)

Subject: Winter W'land--Dog's POV
From: Mudlark
Date: 03 Dec 02 - 12:37 PM

I wish I'd written this...



   Dog tags ring, are you listening'?

   In the lane, snow is glistening'.

   It's yellow, NOT white, I've been there tonight,

   Marking up my winter wonderland



   Smell that tree? That's my fragrance.

   It's a sign for wandering vagrants;

   "Avoid where I pee, it's MY pro-per-ty!

   Marked up as my winter wonderland."

   In the meadow dad will build a snowman,

   following the classical design.



   Then I'll lift my leg and let it go Man,

   So all the world will know that it's

      mine-mine-mine!

   Straight from me to the fence post,

   flows my natural incense boast;

   "Stay off my TURF, this small piece of earth,

   I marked it as my winter wonderland."

Subject: RE: Winter W'land--Dog's POV
From: MMario
Date: 03 Dec 02 - 12:48 PM

Whale Oil Beef Hooked!

Subject: RE: Winter W'land--Dog's POV
From: SharonA
Date: 03 Dec 02 - 12:53 PM

Love it! Who did write it?

Subject: RE: Winter Wonderland--Dog's POV
From: GUEST,Argenine
Date: 03 Dec 02 - 10:29 PM

Yeah, Mudlark, it's great. I'd like to give proper credit to the parodist, too.

Arge

Subject: RE: Winter W'land--Dog's POV
From: Mudlark
Date: 04 Dec 02 - 02:28 AM

Wish I knew who wrote it...it was sent to a friend by Jamie Olsen but I don't think she's the headwaters...heh heh...

Subject: RE: Winter W'land--Dog's POV
From: katlaughing
Date: 04 Dec 02 - 10:43 PM

Just sang it for Rog, Mudlark. Got a good giggle or two and he's taking it to work tomorrow to share with a couple of folks, one of whom has an SO who is very involved with the local Human(e) Society. I am sure they will enjoy it.

Thanks!

Subject: RE: Winter W'land--Dog's POV
From: wysiwyg
Date: 04 Dec 02 - 11:27 PM

Laffin in Pennsyltucky, both of us.

~S~

Subject: RE: Winter W'land--Dog's POV
From: Mudlark
Date: 05 Dec 02 - 03:20 AM

Here in December green California this song is not so meaningful, but 13 years in the Ozarks, waking to the pure white blanket of new snow...only to have such innocence and purity sullied by our crew of 4-footers (and the 2-footers that were'n't hardy enough to make it to the outhouse)....well, it brought back memories....