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Subject: RE: What are the lyrics to YOUR worst song From: GUEST,Sonja Date: 29 Dec 02 - 10:47 AM Well, I finally found this song I wrote in1982, in frustration at certain men I knew. You always knew when they were afoot, 'cause the toilet seat was always left up. And territorial markings come in many varieties. Even thought it's kind of fun to sing, I think it qualifies for this thread. (It's a kind of skiffle beat country song.) SWO Territorial Imperative Like a mother sewin' initials Well, honey, you're welcome in my world, Put the seat down, honey. Well, I saw your ex-lady yesterday Well, honey, you're welcome in my world, Put the seat down, honey. Like a rancher carvin' initials in the gate So, honey, you're welcome in my world, Put the seat down, honey. |
Subject: RE: What are the lyrics to YOUR worst song From: GUEST,Frank Hamilton Date: 29 Dec 02 - 01:17 PM I once tried to write a song with another fellow. We spent the whole afternoon and all we could come up with was the following embarrasing lyric: Who put the mustache on the Mona Lisa? Who chopped the ear off the Vincent Van Gogh? Who cut the arms off the Venus Di Milo Who knocked the pecker off the Michelangelo? Deathless poetry! Now I realize why I haven't been a singer-songwriter. (Head hung low and back to the drawing board). Frank |
Subject: RE: What are the lyrics to YOUR worst song From: Little Hawk Date: 29 Dec 02 - 01:22 PM I would not DREAM of telling you the lyrics to my worst song.... - LH |
Subject: RE: What are the lyrics to YOUR worst song From: Uncle_DaveO Date: 29 Dec 02 - 01:33 PM I was about twenty-one, bitten by the folksong bug, and expecting fairly soon to be drafted and sent to Korea. I perpetrated this sublime piece of crap: I'm goin' off to fight in the war All on the Korean strand Who's a-gonna kiss your red, ruby lips? Who's a-gonna glove your hand? It's you will kiss my red, ruby lips And you will glove my hand And no-one will do me either of them While you're gone to the Korean strand. I hadn't been gone but about two months, Come a letter in her hand: "Dear John, I will not wait for you "While you're gone to that foreign land." "My new love will kiss my red, ruby lips "And he will glove my hand "And he will make me his fair bride "While you're gone to that foreign land." With a tune almost as inspired. UGH! Dave Oesterreich |
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