What are the lyrics to YOUR worst song

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: What's YOUR worst song
From: Bert
Date: 08 Dec 02 - 08:09 PM

Refreshing with new thread title

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Get it off your chest
From: Bert
Date: 05 Dec 02 - 03:23 PM

Great Sharon, That's just the kind of thing I was thinking of.

When I get back to PA we'll have to persuade Bucksfolk to use this as a theme. Can you just imagine a whole session of this stuff.

Come on folks Fess UP you must have written at least one.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Get it off your chest
From: SharonA
Date: 04 Dec 02 - 04:29 PM

I'm embarrassed to even type it, but here's a little ditty I made up in the car once:

I'm driving along behind a garbage truck
And all that I see... is trash
Oh, driving along behind a garbage truck
Is something you can... stick up your ash!

Subject: Lyr Add: Get it off your chest
From: Bert
Date: 04 Dec 02 - 03:51 PM

No, that's not the name of the song.

This thread is for posting that song that is so bad that you would be embarrassed to sing it but for some unknown reason you wrote it anyway.
The original thread title didn't get much response. Now I KNOW that all you songwriters must have at least one bad song that you don't know what to do with (You wouldn't be caught dead singing it) So here's the place to post it. Like this...

With apologies to Connie Francis.
Tune "My heart has a mind of its own"


At the local grocery store, I found a shopping cart
But one of its wheels just wouldn't start
although the other three, they all turn left you see
Guess my cart has a mind of its own.

I wanted aisle thirteen to buy some baking goods
but these wheels, they don't turn the way they should
and so I ended up, in personal feminine stuff
Guess my cart has a mind of its own.

The butcher fancies me, each tim I pass him by
he looks me up and down and winks his eye.

I tell this cart of mine to find the checkout line
but it wants to go around just one more time.
I've been around this store eleven times or more
Guess my cart has a mind of its own.

Guess my cart has a mind of its own.


OK. now its your turn.